/biz/ - Business & Finance

OHHHHHHHHH HEDGIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

COME OUT TO PLAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>26751318
>Put everyone on lockdown
>Has access and can read information all day
LOCKDOWN KIKES BTFO

Markets open in 30 minutes - GEAR UP FOR WAR. Short interest is up to 250% today (from 140% yesterday), that means our profit margins on the squeeze just doubled. How to defend from short attacks:

- Expect trading halts (we had 5 yesterday)
- Expect fud from checkmarks on twitter and CNBC
- Buy every fucking dip
- Place market orders instead of leverage trading
- Remove your stop loss so they can't take your stock
- Don't be a paper handed bitch, HODL = WIN

We're going to $1000 minimum today.

* HOW TO BUY GME STOCK *

For Americans: Robinhood
For Europeans: Etoro, Revault
For crypto /biz/: Currency.com has tokenized stocks (GME, AMC, etc). Ftx.com just added GME. LETS GOOO!!

>>26619070
Here one for the news

Notice boys: Markets close in 50 minutes, usually there's a pump 10 minutes before close. Let's breach over $150!! Blackrock just bought 14% of GME at $120 a pop - it's real. We are all over the news and assraping the biggest hedge funds in the world.

Here's the game: If the price holds over $48 on friday, shorters get margin called and have to buy back $5.5 billion in shares to cover their position, causing the price to soar. The domino effect caused short sellers to lose $100B (with a B) in January alone. That's why the SEC has to halt trading to try to get you to panic sell.

Make a brokerage account and buy buy buy, then HODL. Set your limit sell order at $1488 and lets GO!

* HOW TO BUY GME STOCK *

For Americans: Robinhood.
For Europeans: Etoro.
For Canadians: Wealthsimple.
Others: Try etoro.