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>>24706916
>>24707591
>>24711157
hey fag, what was that about no Schwab the past 3 years?
>>/biz/thread/S6849585#p6850462
January 2018 nigger, right after the 2017 boom

YOU
HAD
3
YEARS

>>20594639
>>20594699
dubs confirm Sergey swearing in the next presentation.

Fucking fundamentally.

I saw Sergey at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven big macs and two milkshakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few big macs in his pants.

When she scanned one of the big macs and told the total sum, he stopped her and angrily told her to agree on a smart insurance contract, in case the hamburgers messes up Sergey’s belly. He said he had a few sensors up in his ass, which were giving highly reliable real-time data of his stomach’s condition and bringing that information reliably to the smart contract, which will automatically trigger the insurance payment when needed. He then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlink’s oracle network is working anyway.
After she agreed on the contracts service agreement and demanded the payment for the hamburgers, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said “I find Burger King fundamentally better anyway”.

>>19070234
>gay

>>18793738
>I feel bad because I know there are people here with their life savings in chainlink

see that's where you're wrong faggot. every last marine on this board will say the same:

IF WE GO TO $0 WE'RE STILL NOT FUCKING SELLING

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK LARPERS

>>18573482

>>17451179
I saw Sergey Nazarov at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven big macs and two milkshakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few big macs in his pants.

When she scanned one of the big macs and told the total sum, he stopped her and angrily told her to agree on a smart insurance contract, in case the hamburgers messes up Sergey’s belly. He said he had a few sensors up in his ass, which were giving highly reliable real-time data of his stomach’s condition and bringing that information reliably to the smart contract, which will automatically trigger the insurance payment when needed. He then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlink’s oracle network is working anyway. After she agreed on the contracts service agreement and demanded the payment for the hamburgers, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said “I find Burger King fundamentally better anyway”.

I don't do teams
I work on my own.

>>16208893
I see you've done your research.
But shh, let them sleep.

>>16023902
but I mentioned DeFi a few comments back bro, it's totally related.

>>13779107
IM LITERALLY SUCKING HITLERS 130 YEAR OLD COCK RIGHT NOW IN HIS SECRET SUBMARINE BASE IN ANTARCTICA WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STROKING THE PRIVATE KEY TO MY 40K LINK STACK FUCK YOUR MOTHER IF YOU WANT SOME FUCK, BUY LINK IF YOU DON'T WANNA GET KEKED

>>10789362
>MAC PLAID BIG