/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58086531
he did, court is filled with DEI hires and corrupt

The Halvening isn’t for six weeks?? Last time the bull run took six months.

>>56842735
Post "PUMP IT, BOY SMINEM!" instead, you bull cum lovers. Let's fucking GOOOO!!!

>>56834710
Shun the non-believer, we're all wgmi

>Sminem will be drafted to Ukraine
What will be the implications for the stock market?

I SUMMON YOU

100k
(:

Checked

>>29535562
it’s like you’re asking to get assraped, if you’re going to do this at least don’t do it at the literal top lmao wait for a real crash

Not today, Bog

>goes up by 400%
>dips by 15%
>pink wojaks
I'm no crypto expert but aren't people exaggerating?
do they expect it to continuously go always up?

Just sold my all the GRT i bought this morning and bought XLM from that. While taking a shit.
I am going to make it and no one can stop me.

Will crypto help me getting laid? What coins do female girls like the most?

Did he make it?

>>27163796
we just prevented the great reset you faggot go back to funnyjunk.com NIGGER

>>26055777
just rode the GRT and ALGO pump when is the snake wiggling in.

What the fuck happened to /biz/.
How the fuck have you all turned into such weak handed faggots? A dump like this would've just been a normal day in 2017

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To short again BTC at almost $19k
At high leverage
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

>>24330742
HOSANNA

>>24088991
also, coffe is not good for u

>>24060213
IS COFFE GOOD FOR YOU??

Frens i exited at 17.5k because i wanted to accumooolate more but is there going to be a dip before we reach 20k?

a slow walkup:
>The reptilians bow to the mighty Sminem
>At first contact aliens tried to merge with the human DNA, creating superior beings that would become masters of this planet.
>The first experiment failed, no single cell could harness the raw psychic power of the alien race. The cygote forcefully splitted in half in order to survive leaving the resultant offspring with deformed features, dividing the psionic power between two distinct entities.
>we refer to them as the Bogdanoff Twins.
> aware of the failure of their creation they desperately seek approval of the elder alien race by controlling humanity from the shadows.
> But then it came, the second experiment
>Successful melding of a single entity 200% Bog/human DNA. Less deformed features and much more powerful
>He doesn't own a home or have a single ruble to his name. Doesn't need it
>Contains all the DNA information of all life in every single cell of his body. He descends from every creature that ever lived, can generate offspring with any creature in the universe. He can create new life by merging DNA with his mind
>He is said to have 500+ IQ quantum brain but his mind working at 10% would warp the fabric of reality ending life on every being that has not a multidimensional nature.
>Being omnipotent and aware of the fact he has a gentle nature and tones down his psionic powers to a minimum to allow life to exist but is diminished to a 60IQ slav-tier intelligence in the process.
>His only goal is to bring happiness to all life
>The Bogs fear this creature and try to destroy him
>Sminem doesn't care, he enjoys the flowers and the little things in life knowing that he only needs to wait until the next heat death of the universe (has witnessed two)
>He mocks the twins by foiling their plan of bankrupting some Neets in an anonymous Cantonese basket weaving forum, just for fun
>for every Bog dump he provides a pump
>for every crash he provides a Bull run