/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12457239
My dad works at Swift, and he had Sergey over for dinner once. Sergey showed up with his own bag of Big Macs, and loudly yawned every time my parents offered him some of the food my mom spent an hour cooking. Then he asked to be excused to the restroom. About 45 minutes later we knocked to see if anything was wrong, no answer, so we opened the door and found that the toilet was clogged and Sergey had escaped through the window. The window was broken though because he had to wiggle and squeeze his fat body through it

>>11480451
Kek, nah i skimmed off some profit from some other shitcoins into in january. Sure i ate 50% in sats but plenty other of my coins got pumelled way harder. It's all free money for me in this game now by a long ways. I just gotta admit that i will be a salty moralcuck if i don't at least get some of the link moonshot. Kinda funny to buy a property to go off grid on with the singularity coin.