/biz/ - Business & Finance

>CS top limit sell price is still ~$214k due to 32 bit integer wankery in their database layer
>4:1 splivvy means that's now effectively ~$856k
>anyone with at least 25 shares DRSed is going to be a millionaire after taxes even if NBBO doesn't yeet the price out of the solar system before the limit order executes
WAGMI, friends, mathematically.

>>27016364
>Wait until WS makes you a billionaire
>Spend every cent simping
No regrets

>>26703899
based

>>26589991
>listening to some trust fund baby who had 200k to gamble on a materials stock and got lucky and reached 1m but couldn't even unload all of his contracts before it started crabbing
>probably has like 500k now due to crabbing
I hope he roped himself desu senpai

>>26589915
>>26589935
>>26590004
>>26590054
i bought back in JEEZ

I just bought 10,000 DOGE so we can hit $1 now, yeah?

>>25953839
based holochad

we r gonna make it

>>25274524
CRH is the single most comfy stock to hold and is never discussed here or anywhere else on the Internet which makes it the most boomer stock to hold.
My grandad left me his CRH in his will and had the divvies reinvest automatically so I have heaps of them now. They're a good company if you want a dividend stock.
>>25274460
Tastyworks is a great options platform and you can get better margin I think.

>>25159716
Drinking port in front of the fire with the dogs. Thinking about UUUU. Very comfy lads.

>>25156991
>buying at $7 and bagholding a penny stock for over a year
Kek. Listen up chump. No one is buying your dirty coffee bags. I hope they're heavy and I hope you have a shit Christmas. Fuck you nigger and fuck JVA.

That settles it. I'll open an account on TW and wheel trade AAPL and NTDOY and hopefully not lose all my money.

>>25101003
UUUU made me richer. Merry Christmas anons.

Buying the UUUU dip after holidays.

>>25088820
Post portfolio you poorfag nigger.

>>25088178
The next dip will be at $5 then a bullrun to $8. There's still time.

I bought 250 more UUUU today. That's all my trading done for the year.
Hope you all have a happy Christmas.

evens SPY hits 375 today

if evens spy hits 360 today