/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58369189
Why would you not hold link? Granted I sold some of my stack for into early Apu, but I put it back!
>>58369484
Why do you have to phrase it that way?
>>58369717
Yep. That there's what we call a bull-flag. Doesn't even need memelines
>>58369983 this is why >>58369956 is unironic

>>58362588
The best past are the people who were seething when APU was at 1 million market cap, are seething at APU now at almost 300 million market cap and will be seething when APU is at 10 billion market cap.
You literally can't make this shit up. Some people are just not meant to make it.

>>58347826
Memes aren't the same thing as "characters." Or "pictures." People need to read into it a little - APU provides a wonderful public education opportunity. What sets him apart from Pepe is that he's more commonly reposted. Memes are viral BEHAVIORS. Even though people have "Pepe" folders full of frog memes, and literally don't know presently that they're different frogs, the behavior of posting APU is still viral. It happens without their noticing - the majority of Pepe memes posted are APU because he's the more relatable frog, and frog-posting is viral for reasons that matter to the zeitgeist. Frogposting is a behavior that will continue to spread, and APU is the most relatable of the frogs.
In other words, frens, you aren't just early for a memecoin. You aren't just early for a meme. You're early for a memecoin showing the world how the immortality of a memetic template can be inhereted by a meme to become the most powerful character coin the world has ever seen.

>>58251667
it could be two more weeks or months or even years. it's inevitable, and i am not fucking selling lmao

>>58171952
I think the fun is just getting started.

>>57969418
It's the M&A waiting room.
Interestingly it's the most active general on biz.
I wonder why?

>>57935095
>>57935151
Imagine playing Lebron James in 1 on 1 basketball and he starts flopping and rolling on the ground like a faggot. Meme stocks are basically causing these people problems and at the very crux of it all is the fact that short positions on the scale these people were engaging makes them ILLIQUID.
Imagine needing to make investments/trades that are on the scale of Trillions of dollars. You can easily see that trying to invest that much money into a stock is literally going to move the price so drastically that you will very quickly not be able to fill orders as 100% of all of the supply will dry up. This is why shorts are seething, because the longs know 100% what is going on. The shorts could do no more than pretend to hide for three years but they have no capacity to resolve the issue.
LTCM used to make massive trades back in the 1990s. They were so extremely secretive they would split a single trade up between numerouns brokers because EVERYONE was trying to figure out what was making them so successful. They needed the first Wallstreet bailout because they were shorts hundreds of billions of dollars worth of Italian bonds that were rising in price. (They were also long off the-run bonds and were arbitraging the price as On the run bonds decrease in price as they age).
They were unable to stay solvent and were hemorrhaging cash the entire time. But the problem was this: They had NO CAPACITY to buy back their shorts to stop the bleeding because there simply were not enough bonds available.
I recommend you all go and read some Finance 101 student curricula known was "When Genius Failed". This is very similar. All of the banks had to come together and pony up billions upon billions of dollars to bail out this hedge fund not because they were such nice guys. But because they were counterparty to trillions of dollars worth of derivatives
The problems are all worse now. And it might not even be physically possible to bail out the shorts this time

They're also mad because I'm going to take $45 per share and buy up THE ENTIRE float of GME.

Is there anything to stream? wtf

CherioooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOs

BBBY is the single most exciting investment in the would!!!

Nothing is so comfy womfy like having a thousand shares in CS. Silly shillies want us to think we're red but we all know the price is fake and manipulated downwards. This makes them seethe because they are literally bending over backwards to make us think it's over and no one here believes a word of it. They are nothing but fuddy duddies and seethy weethies.

>>56720024
>but I'm not going to do that until after the crash which is looking to happen soon.
If you believe so (i do too), we better start planning for the aftermath. What kind of opportunities will arise in the event of a crash that you can leverage to your advantage if PMs get revalued in response?
Personally i don't plan sitting on my PMs the day it get revalued. I will exchange it for assets who got depreciated thanks to the crash.

And this drunk boomie have way more bottle than you and I, so instead of arguing you should guide the convo to where it could profit you. Be smart fren. Knowledge = power.

The shitshow is going to be better than the tendies

I don't know about you guys, but when I want truth and accuracy in financial reporting, I tune in to the PP show. Other sites and forums are hopelessly compromised, but I know that one man is on our side to deliver us the hot takes we deserve.
Like Moses leading the jews out of Egypt, he has shown us a path forward to the promised land. The seethies can spread fear, uncertainty, and doubt all day long but when we all sit down and tune in to the PP show we know that their words can never hurt us. All we have to do is give them the ol' sneed chungus and continue doing nothing while we wait to take every single hedge fund in existence to the chop-shop and we will each get SIX MILLION DOLLARS.

>>56528231
They absolutely have lawyers trying to create SPVs to contain the risk. The losses don't disappear, they just want to put them onto the DTCC. The DTCC wants to force them to be contained at the broker level.

This is a big game of hot potato while simultaneously playing musical chairs. They know damn well they are caught red handed. We'll also get to make BILLIONS of dollars at their expense and misery.

The silly shillies are literally getting debriefed and taking a rest for the big AH announcement that is probably coming. An insider knows THE docket drop is imminent.
Source: It was revealed to me in a dream.

I can't fucking wait bros.

>>56212960
>Eagles are always the answer
kek, i know an egg connoisseur who deeply regret those words. Be careful anon, the only constant in the universe is change.

Best thread on /biz/ right now

If you are so liberal why are you always crying for the gubbernment if someone wants to hang you?

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>>55040849
Inevitable jewish "shut it down" division showing up

>>54964240
sorry i'm late. i'm all ears

>>54857324
when will we see another genius nolan movie like inception?