/biz/ - Business & Finance

>give coworker advice
>he takes it
>it goes up
>few days later
>I’ve sold my position
>stock takes dip
>coworker loses money overall
>”bro why’d you tell me to buy this!?”
>mfw

>my friend hit a small jackpot (threw like $500 at Zomedica at .90) and now won’t stfu

>>27098628
Lol suck a dick
You all act like this is the start of some righteous revolution

You’ll all be watching the super bowl in two weeks, forgetting about muh squeeze. Not a single banker, broker or hedge fund will suffer any legal action.

I like the confetti when I make a deposit

>see FedEx hover 290-300
>drops to 270
>scoop up 20 shares
>mfw

Shit is annoying and probably won’t rally until holiday earnings in March

>when my BoA notices I keep depositing into RH so they email me trying to shill me investing with Merrill Lynch and I get like $600 bonus or something

I like the confetti on my instant deposit bonus with RH.

>got drunk last night
>one of you niggers shilled me Kratos
>I set 100 shares buy for 9am
>also a small option for 3 months out
>ALL I SEE IS RED

Fuck u nigger