/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30441639
It’s starting to feel like women are even a real thing at this point. Everyday that passes I become more of a freak for never having had a gf. I blame my dad. Raised me to be a cuck and by the time I realized what he did it was too late.

>>30425167
I bought some more of a shitcoin called “Chainlink” my whole bag of which is worth less than the free 400 UNI.

I feel so silly. I really thought I could get rich off of online Chuck E Cheese tokens. At least I still live with my parents and don’t pay any bills.

My dad will probably think he actually deserves any of my money when I cash out like he didn’t hold me back my entire life.
I can already see him smiling like all the bullshit he caused was actually part of the plan to make me able to make money like this. Like he earned any of it. Nah fuck you. You didn’t do shit but try to kill my soul. You were never really there even though you lives with is. You don’t even fucking know me. You’re only getting anything cause of mom you slippery little cuck.

Tomorrow will be another red day.
We will have about 2 and 1/2 weeks of crabbing until I get my tax refund.

I will then fill my bags.

Only then will the market go back up.
God is helping me.

My asian professor is really cute.

>>28624332
>binance
>hidden gem

>>28455385
I have $25K in right now. If things play out like last time that should put me in the mid six figures if I exit at the right time.
I mean a 20x isn’t unreasonable to expect right? That’s all I need cause I’ll DCA all of it back into BTC and some other big caps starting a year after the top.
Then I’ll REALLY make it.

>>28265597
Imagine having a gf all to yourself...

>>28118258
Literally why are you doing it then?

I should REALLY learn how to leverage trade.

I don’t wanna do my homework

All things are possible through Christ.

You guys taught me more useful things in six months than my dad ever did in 22 years.

And it’s only February.

>>27682891
Is this thread a meme? Kek. We just did a 10x that shit is going back down. Please don’t be greedy.

We’re all gonna be rich aren’t we?
RIP poorfags who had bills to pay.

tfw it’s all true. tfw only need a 10x to reach six figures. tfw it’s only february.

So basically if I can’t get laid through regular means I’m not allowed to use money to satisfy the strongest human urge with another consenting adult because...?

Being basically a NEET gives me a competitive advantage over wagies because I can stay up whenever I want and spend all day checking the charts. If I had to work I would not have caught that DOGE pump and manage to sell on time.

I just keep winning.

Are girlfriends are real thing or is it all a giant psy-op to torment me?

yea so basically i put $300 into a dog coin last night because someone on /biz/ told me it was going to pump now i have $600 in realized gains and $900 in unrealized gains as of now. So yeah. Pretty cool u guys...

Those poor hedge funders, bros. Are you really gonna let their kids starve because for your little “revolution”?