/biz/ - Business & Finance

Safe:
BTC
ETH
Some risk:
AVAX, ARB, LINK, OP, RNDR, top 30 alts.
Risk:
Up and commers like 0xgas, Solid, Neon, Upper level memecoins, PEPE dips, DOGE dips, shit that comes back and goes away and comes back again.
I will do anything:
Low marketcap utility tokens and gambling tokens. WinR, Cream, small chain top memecoins like Toshi and Mochi.
ANYTHING:
leverage trading, sniping shitcoins with telegram bots during pumps, F5-ing dextools on SOL, Getting in at the first second for pumps and dumps. Basically throwing your money against a wall. Buying any memecoin that just came out because someone on /biz/ mentioned it.
I HAVE A LIGHTER, I'LL BURN IT ALL:
LTC

>>56988520
>>56988527
I posted a Coinbase address, lmao.
0x121E9DC977CDBa8Ac621c3b6181DF3380B8Ca4a7
Reroll

Didn't both forms of government fail spectacularly?
Why does no one ever give up an option for a 2.0 or spiritual successor? Some dude's first idea is the best idea? That's dumb.

>>56861266
What does that have to do with Spotify? No one listens to that trash any more than they go to Marvel films and if they do they're normies and as dull as a brick anyway.
Popular music and film taste is how we separate the lemmings in social society from the rest.

<your transactions as they move through old cobol programming on an ancient server.

>>56831080
This thread has been blessed by the anti-dividend autist.

>>56819687
>Since all crypto is worthless
>
>Oh look, an uninformed know nothing newfag
Oh look, a card-carrying crypto cultist who thinks he'll be a millionaire with one or two more plays lmao.
USD has tanks, missiles and big business behind it.
BTC and crypto has hearsay, rumors of rumors, false promises and grifters.
Easy choice. The winning side is the best.

>>56819568
I did... but it was on my Trezor and I couldn't sell from work. Should've been on my hot wallet. I was seething by that afternoon.
Oh fucking well. Maybe it will come back in a year. Maybe it won't.

Crypto is as deep as you want it to be.
You could DCA into BTC weekly or biweekly, watch your gains and have a decent time, or invest in eth, get into dex trading and mess with shitcoins, or invest big and farm for yield tokens that you can either reinvest or sell.
>what would you do, anon
If I were you, I'd put every cent back into my bank and forget you ever saw this place.

BTC and crypto at large is worth something to you because it's worth something to someone else.
>so it's entirely speculative
1000%

I'm gonna kill myself if OP's wallet gets 1 ETH in the next hour.

>>56685305
>deserve that valuation. doge is the most obvious example
nice pic
just accept that mass adoption also means dealing with tokens that doesn't have any utility anon. It's like get-rich-quick pokemon cards that people buy, and it's a huge market that is here to stay

>>56602725
No

>>55820954
The entire market is a 4-year cycle with the Bitcoin Halving as its heartbeat. I'm confident we'll see another blow-off top across the entire market in November of 2025, at which point I'll exit all crypto positions. COVID fucked the top in 2021. I expect 2025 to be spectacular by comparison. In the meantime I'm accumulating at a DCA rate of $500 per week.

>>55574196
out, this shit is dead on arrival with the v3 upgrade. don't say I didn't warn you all. take profits and exit this and wait for v3 upgraded contract.

>>52940505
wow this is wicked, thanks anon!
:D

>>52556129
>>SKYT green when SOXX is red
It took all day but it came around by the end.

Thank you to all the bobo's and mumu's for the free education. I invested in /smg/ and it's being paying dividends daily.

Jump in lads, the bottom is here. Crypto is crashing and everyone is fleeing back to traditional assets. CPI shows inflation is showing and interest rate hikes are having an effect. Housing is collapsing. Russia is retreating. It can only go up from here!!!!

>never trust /biz/ with your money

>>51065996
I like this new trend in frogs.

Never underestimate the power of positive thought