/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17720172
>watching chinky dinky gooky cartoons
Would you like some ice cold onions milk with that?

>>13918376
I'm down 55% on my dude weed pick.

40 mil market cap but 155 mil assets

98% in YOY revenue

under book value and warrants outstanding @ 5x share price

how the fuck does this always happen to me, i thought the financials looked great.

Literally sell onaholes and produce sexbots
It's not like they are ever gonna get laid

>>12360869
Lol wtf niBBa they are doing it to artificially pump their share price up whilst insiders dump the stock for more money. Kek retard

>>12260911
>there is always a bigger fish therefore we need to ensure there is a bigger fish, the state
POWERFUL. STUNNING AND BRAVE
(You have to be 18 to post here btw)

>>12023582
>”a bottle”
>actually a can

Ok retard

>>11618070
>mfw this pic applies to my ex who’s name you mentioned in your post

What the fuck, m8

>when all the major US indices are hanging around their 200DMA or below
>when they all pull back their gains from the day in after-hours just because ONE company missed on their reports

>anything but another dead cat bounce on the way to hell

POWERFUL

>>11511411
Kek

Check SQQQ and YANG, my niBBa. Keep buying your dip

>>11498137
>The ride down the slope of hope begins

HURHURHUR JUST BUY DA SPY! BUT DA SPYYYYY! LOOK MOM IT RHYMES

>>11326711
Check how well it correlates with YINN and YANG for yourself. You could have looked into it first before revealing what total retard you are - a retard who hates money

>>11288546
Yes, you get your Lean shit and then you get hired based on the buzzword. First thing first, you lean every department by cutting the stuff with 50 %, everyone is clapping at you for the enermous savings on overhead.

Then you move to another company real quick with your fantastic achievement highlited on your resume, you have to do it before the remaining 50% staff working twice as hard quits within 2 months, bankrupting the company. Rinse and repeat.

>>11234678

>he hasn’t read how their open-air Tesla factory tents churn out cars with damaged parts and they have stopped covering repair costs for those unless an NDA was signed
>malfunctioning auto pilot
>battery explodes upon impact
>double-selling vehicles to boost earnings
>Company debt rose every single quarter

WOW BASED

>YES BUY ALL THE TRIPLE LEVERAGED ETFs AT THE PEAK XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No but please do buy them, I want to see the best pink wojaks before the year’s over

>>10970003
>same arguments
>no rebuttal
>only lefty ass pain

What colour is fedora you’re wearing as you type this?

>>10952337
>ooga booga collusion is real
>being this fucking retarded