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nice work faggots, now strap in

https://news.bitcoin.com/venezuela-releases-petro-whitepaper-ahead-5-billion-ico/

This is your ETH pilot posting, space suits must be kept on at all times from this point, this is for your own safety, prepare yourselves men.

>>2920344
You were

>LAST
>FUCKING
>CHANCE
>FAGGOTS

>>2309671
ahahaha remember when ETH was $40 and motherfuckers were talking about the doors being welded shut and shit? man, those were the days.

>>2281934
This is bullshit. ETH is the egyptian pyramid and will never be ruined. See you faggots there.

>>2249160
Reporting! Men, strap the fuck in!! Gooks are a go! nips are a go! chinks are a go! WE ARE CLEARED TO MAKE THE RUN, LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

We knew this was coming, hop in and strap up boys, NEXT STOP MONO

Good morning niggers. We have witnessed ETH racking up profits for over a week now, its midas touch has also brought gains to its tokens and the entire crypto market, we have NEVER seen growth this explosive, BILLIONS are now flowing in day and night. This shits right here has literally exploded and continues to gather momentum.

What we achieved:
>chinese whale meetings succcess
>alphabay adoption

We still have in the short term:
>who of earth unveiling, over 200 companies WAIT LISTED to be onboarded
>ETF
>big milestones for tokens such as golem to further draw attention
>More explosive ICOs to keep the heat cranked

I see a lot of people now asking about the dip so they can buy and I will tell you right now nobody fucking knows, even when the dip does occur there is no guarantees it will drop lower than the CURRENT PRICE.

ETH has barely got started, but it's gaining a shit ton of attention FAST and is perfectly setup to go fucking ballistic - think BTCs early launch which resulted in blasting the fuck out of the galaxy.

You can buy ETH NOW directly from coinbase, alternatively you can buy BTC wherever is easiest in your locality and take it to an exchange of your choosing to swap for the juicy ETH. MOST of /biz/ are now on this rocket and I can assure you we want no one left behind. It's a lot more enjoyable knowing you're all on board with me for this journey through through space and eventually time.

>>2026852
tfw 4 billion of your american dollars fell for our fucking trap today

launch is back on boys, strap in

>>2020036
spent it all on cheap eth

ETH is leveling off shitbirds, you have now missed the juiciest part of the dip and the doors are about to be welded shut. Stop waiting for 50s, it is not fucking coming. You have seen how explosive ETH can be, short term we can look forward to

>alpha
>who of earth
>ETF
>more explosive ICOs

If you like this coin for the long term it should still look like a steal at this price. If you don't like this coin carry on shilling bean like a fucking pussy.