/biz/ - Business & Finance

>gave 2k to help a close friend move cross country to SC from Cali
>he's gonna pay me back by end of month, guy I trust with my life so it's no worries and I legit expect it on the 26th or so
>mfw am a poorfag and really really wanted that extra capital today so I could actually invest a few shares in SOXL while it was that low before the split

>Tired of sitting in cash watching everyone around me get rich
>Buy in yesterday
>This happens
>Don't have any cash to buy into the dip

>>8221537
>tfw daytraded up until January
>End of year happens
>Sudden plummet
>Down 70% from ATH now
>Look at my taxes
>If I actually claim my crypto I'll actually be in the negatives because they count as fucking commodities for some reason and mr. tax man assumes I'm still up in profit from trading

Kill me
Do I hide this shit and claim ignorance or liquidate literally my entire portfolio to pay for monique and her seven nigglets?