/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58347742
>It's too high!!!
>Because it just is okay!!!!!!
lol

The entire concept that stocks will take a shit if the Fed cuts interest rates, because people will rush to move money into bonds and other methods of taking advantage of higher rates, is a bit ridiculous because it starts with the false premise that rates are actually high. Rates around 5% are still historically low, which is exactly why we've seen good economic data throughout this supposedly tight cycle. If huge companies are still raking in piles of money right now with "high rates", there's no way that they're suddenly going to be struggling with rate cuts. They're slashing staff and real estate holdings which is going to end up as billions in extra profit on balance sheets. Only boomer retards are going to jump into bonds, everyone else remembers how neon green everything gets when megacap companies have freer access to cheap debt.

Hey guys maybe we DON'T reply to one of the biggest schizos to ever consistently shit up /smg/, just this once? See how it goes. I predict that he gets increasingly unhinged and then rage quits.

Hahahahahahaha bears acting like it's TOTALLY FINE for these companies to post fantastic earnings but then sell off as if they announced that they're shutting down. Yeah sure, go short here you fucking imbeciles. You want to talk shit about fundamentals all the time, right? So how are you going to twist objectively good earnings into some bearish bullshit? Hahahahahahahaha

>>56385310
>>56385308
>>56385320
I mean seriously, what are you guys going to say when all the semi companies beat earnings AGAIN and pump? The long term outlook for semis, at least in our lifetime, is overwhelmingly positive. Your "overvalued" complaints evaporate every time these companies prove that they can keep generating more and more money. Even conservative estimates for sales in the sector are in the hundreds of billions of dollars.

Lmao good morning bears, that's so weird! I thought it was supposed to be blood red today, going by the infinite doomer fud last night. Lmao fuck you faggots.

As far as I can tell we're still within the solid uptrend from last October. Bears are dumb.

AMD down over 7% for literally no reason at all. Lmfao. Great job bears you put everything on sale in record time!

>>55903424
lol get a load of this guy

>>55867621
>muh p/e ratios
Hahahahahahahahaha oh shit

>>55784915
I just don't think there's a glaring reason why the American economy would be in any actual trouble, so why would Big Money be smashing the sell button? People love to talk about consumer debt and interest rates and other shit but that's been the bear case forever, as the line steadily went up

Lol. Man. Bears just can't believe it. Really guys? You had basically an entire year of nonstop selling and you couldn't see the bottom coming? Anyone shorting at this point deserves to lose money

>>55110497
People are so quick to forget that we had an entire year of selling and short selling semis with quite literally zero long-term bad news for the industry. For a while, every single article that had a headline like "Semiconductors in for a hard year!" actually ended up admitting, way down at the bottom in a single sentence, that the industry was poised for massive growth over the next decade and that companies were actually having a hard time keeping up with demand. That was before AI was even a thing. Bunch of fucking retards going short on the one fucking sector that's taking humanity into the future.

>JP Morgan thinks the US will "temporarily outlaw short selling" to mitigate the banking crisis
Well doesn't that just flip your biscuit

lmfao

Can we all just take a second to point and laugh at the guy who thinks there's actually a banking crisis happening

I'm up 77% from the start of the year with my entirely-triple-leveraged portfolio. Suck it, faggot bears.

>>53226802
Lmao if inflation went up for a year and then came back down that is literally the definition of transitory

Hahahahahaha and now the rest of the world has an excuse. Lmao remember when bears said shit like this wouldn't happen?

>>52881898
lmao there literally was no new information yesterday and you faggots absolutely are struggling to prove that there was

LMAO

>>52837463
Hahahahahaha oh shit this is great. The bear narrative is starting to shift from "the fed will NEVER pivot bulltards!" to "when the fed pivots they'll already be too late!"

Lmao

>>51125982
Anon... I think it's you who is retarded

Bears are so fucking assblasted, it's honestly glorious. I called this at least two months ago - I said the mainstream inflation narrative would pivot to "lol what's inflation? what's a recession?", the Fed would vaguely imply that rate hikes wouldn't be that drastic, and the market would erupt out of the fud pits while bears whined about muh data. Seriously? You go all 2020-2021 saying the data is shit and doesn't matter, until you're trying to use it to support your retarded bear case? lmao

Any predictions for Powell today? I'm thinking dovish with a side of vague

>>50023680
Lol this guy thinks her body count is 1