/biz/ - Business & Finance

Do you feel it /smg/? The inexorable march of time? Much like your opportunities in life, your chances of profit dwindle with each passing second. As we draw nearer and nearer to expiry, your dreams of wealth are dashed upon the rocks at the shorelines of the future. Tick tock. Tick tock.

>>25580853
Perhaps I can interest you in some calls I'm selling?

Do you feel it /smg/? The inexorable march of time? Much like the life opportunities available to you, the chances of these covered calls expiring ITM dwindle with every tick of the clock. Your premiums will collect in my wallet while your dreams of profit are dashed upon the rocks at the shorelines of time. Tick tock. Tick tock.

Do you feel it es em gee? The inexorable March of time? With every second we draw ever closer to expiry. We draw ever closer to completely surrendering your money to me for no personal gain. Tick tock. Tick tock.