/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's your favorite /gme/ conspiracy theory? Mine is that Ryan Cohen himself is the "Do something Ryan" poster. He knows moass can't happen yet, he knows he can't trigger it on purpose without fucking everything up, he wants it as bad as we do, but has to hold back... So he schizophrenically posts here, yelling at himself, to take the edge off.
Like talking to yourself in a mirror, or speaking to the stars. He's got to get it out somehow, so he screams into the void.