/biz/ - Business & Finance

>going long on microcap bioshits that have upcoming PFUDA dates
>but also doing volatility hedges with by going long on both LABD/LABU at the same time to get the ideal exposure
So in theory, one of these shits will eventually pop and get outsized gains. Because I'm going long on the etfs, I don't have to pay any transaction fees on them (only when selling), so I only really have to worry about tracking error and things breaking correlation.
Lost $340 two months ago, lost $70 last month, and I think I'm almost at breakeven this month

>I'm not serious,
>My account is a joke
>I should have invested
>In companies that are woke

(not poem anon but I enjoy his posts)

>>55346229
>worrying that krugman has gone too far

>>54730010
>Up 450% YTD.

>>54076430
Don't forget the worst case scenario: Nothing happens, it crabs, and you lose

>>54028405
>>54028405
I'll watch 3 or 4 videos on YT and understand it eventually. I'm not ready to trade them yet, anyways. But looking at >>54028224, I thought bonds were denominated in $1,000 units, but it looks like they're $100 apiece?

>>52944866
M-my dove queen. When do you coup Jerome?

>>52622480
I'm trying to keep my cool watching this price action leading into Dec 6

>>52502629
Who is he? I must know, for trading purposes

>>30258535
DUDES SOMETHING HIT ME LOOKING AT THIS IMAGE.
What if the chain of debtors in this leads to old money? Rothschild or some shit. What if the longs are trying to become the new world royalty?!

>>30186280
It's pretty simple.
They lied, and there is no penalty for it because >lol business.
It's sad but true.

>>29798758
They are doing EVERYTHING in their power to try and force it back down, problem is shares are starting to run out. 400, 000 more and Melvin is in some DEEEEEP Bantha Poodoo.
If all shares get bought, what the fuck can Melvin do? Cry?

>>29352686

>>29312621
It's one of a kind because shills made it like all of the ANTI-GME memes.
Literally only schizo people who can't stop obsessing about others or someone with an agenda would make a picture about this.
Being either or makes you pathetic.
Checkmate, Anon.

>>29017403
Russian roulette in Taiwan.
Dark basement, cheering crowd, 2 men walked in, we spun the chamber before each shot, to spice things up.
It went off in the third spin after i clicked twice to mindgame him, risking my life on a gamble it would not go off twice.
He took my gamble and tried to doubletap too, i guess in a "I have big balls too" gesture.
The second click was the bang and he hit the floor. Easiest 100 grand i've made in my life.

Alright, going for a piss.
I BETTER NOT miss anything.

>>24950979
we need to make it happen RIGHT now channel energy and roll 0 7 or 9 for infinite gains from graph

im dropping out of college and chugging all my tuition money on NIO and CCL

Based or cringe?

>>22694859

>was up 80% thanks to TSLA and SGMS calls
>got greedy and decided to hold for 100% because I like numbers
>went down to 50% then crabbed
>panic sold my calls
>literal seconds later everything plummets

Fuck that was stressful.

>>21269823
her vaginal muscles would strangle your pp

>>20691203

>>19744805
what the fucking fucking shit!?!!

>>19657192
Good thing I already had a wank today.