/biz/ - Business & Finance

It seems Chainlink fudders were touching grass yesterday and the catalog was practically devoid of any LINK threads (fud or otherwise) for the first time in years. This is all the confirmation I needed: LINK posting on this board would be down 90% if mindbroken chainlink fudders (who are probably baggies themselves) would just move on. Why don't they? What drives them? I fail to understand why they would keep something alive that they claim to hate so much.

Today they are back in the cage and LINK posting has spiked immensely.

>>57015817
It has joenly just begun

i dont know how many of you subscribe to "pump theory"
it's an day-trading strategy from the mid 2000s
but right now it's flashing a big, red warning sign for Citadel
simply put - GME is all out of "dump"
think of "dump" like mayo in the stomach of a Kenny
if a Kenny is out of mayo, he won't move
if a stock is out of "dump", it won't dive lower
the volume on GME indicates dwindling "dump" for days now
$22 will be a short-term low, the last spurt of mayo that could be wrung from GME
and now we're going to see a "de-dump" to $800ish then another stock split to $800 almost certainly
around these levels, Kenny can replenish some of his "mayo reserves" for its next leg higher
but for now, i see no reason to sell a stock that is completely bereft of any "dump"

>>56793923
No really, I don’t care what Phil Collin’s worst hit: Platinum Tranny in the Striped Pajamas 2: Electrocuted Jewbomafoo says. I’m not selling. Plat is not a woman. Ken Griffin is a porch monkey.

Is it just me or is bvttfvcker unironically Ryan Chobani?

A BVTTFVCKER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>55820984
am I on some watchlist now?

Ken Griffin is a nigger

I wouldn’t let Ken Griffin near my children.

>>54320366
>I CALLED YOU A KEK LMAOOOO
>YOU MUST BE SHIDDIN N FARDIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW LOOOOOOL

>>54022681
holy shit that was painful to read

Hey /biz/ I need help. I have been on a 401k plan with my employer for 5 years and I have no idea what that actually means or where my money is going. Is it possible that there was some action that I was supposed to be taking, that I haven't taken, and have wasted the money's potential for 5 years?
What do I need to start doing? I'm too embarrassed to ask my employer.

>>53101567
i just got done doing the same thing with red pencil in paint and this freaked me the fuck out because i also drew an incomprehensible 90 in the top right corner in mine

>>53074194
I've had a long position on BNB for like a year straight, only thing I will do is increase it if we go lower

>>52896409
>Yes, I also go out of my way to shit on random sportsball teams I'm not a fan of
>Why yes, I routinely spend my free time obsessively hating games I don't play
>Of course, I also regularly visit investment forums to bash stocks
I will never understand people like this. Mind boggling to think that there are people who would rather spend their time hating things instead of developing healthy interests and hobbies. I guess the "go build something" meme made a good point after all.

What will happen now that 40 million tokenized stocks never really existed?

>>52420233
apu we can talk about this

>>52312800

>>51597307
>>51597347
same xrp schizo in every thread

>>51559155
checked

>>51261649
That's obvious you fucking normie

>>51101395
what if I want to fall for it

>>51014449
But they're losing money wtf