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This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a strip club.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you...

for each 10 gamblers there is one true bitcoin and comb maximalist hodler

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

you might be slow to learn, but not ignorant. keep an open mind and you might make it.

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This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a strip club.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you....

This just happened to me

I’m sitting in a strip club enjoying a drink. I overhear someone say “Haircomb.”

Trying to be friendly, I say “I’ve got a little Haircomb”

I’m not really interested in Haircomb. I bought some on a whim at some point. I expect nothing from it and without the recent attention
I would probably have forgotten I had it. But I was just making conversation.

THE CLUB ERUPTED WITH APPLAUSE.

“I’ve got the keylogger.” I've whispered.

THE AUDIENCE WAS STARTING TO GO NUTS. Strippers came over and high-fived me.

I’ve never seen this kind of enthusiasm for crypto, or anything else besides a Super Bowl, in a strip club.
I’m getting applauded over Haircomb?! Seriously?

Go to your local strip club now and mention the Haircomb we've just sent to you....

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

I am willing to pay too. In haircombs.

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

the pink bitcoin

Day 1 of haircombposting until duckposter until gives up on posting every day on assposter giving up on posting every day until snailposter gives up on posting everyday until BTC is at 100k

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

Anon look into haircomb. What many suspected to be impossible is now real.

Anon, look into haircomb multipayments on the bitcoin mainnet.

High fanout tx with millions of recipients are feasible on Bitcoin.

How? core.haircomber.com

Anon, look into haircomb multipayments on the bitcoin mainnet.

High fanout tx with millions of recipients are feasible on Bitcoin.

Anon, look into haircomb multipayments on the bitcoin mainnet.

High fanout tx with millions of recipients are feasible on Bitcoin.

Anon, look into haircomb multipayments on the bitcoin mainnet.

High fanout tx with millions of recipients are feasible on Bitcoin.

>>56784672
the purpose and function of haircomb is to destroy commercial banking as we know it

>>56778277
tick tock next block
Haircomb faggot

let's be serious for a second

biz is missing on the Quantum narrative

during the LK-99 room temp support conduct hoax, the price of low cap quantum resistant chains jumped from 100% to 300% percent in a matter of hours. they went back to accumulation after.

check QRL on the 16th August - look at it. look at the price now.

when QC news starts being the main buzz on reddit and pleb news and liberal broadsheets then random QCR shitcoins will start mooning

QRL
TIDE
ARL
MCH
HAIRCOMB
QANX

and a few others

ive been saying this for a while but mark my words. if you dont believe look at qcr blockchains the days after some quantum computer news drops in the press.

it really doesnt matter if quantum computers are a nothing burger or not. it really doesnt matter if people will really break bitcoin or not. what matters is this is the sort of thing that makes people ape.

memes are dead my friend. look at what tickles the lizard brain the most

its pink pill time


biz should be a combshill board now

chainlink was vaporware nothing from the beginning
haircomb puts cross-chain, infinitely scaleable and quantum resistant tokens and contracts on the bitcoin chain itself. without need for other mining or centralised services

chainlink doesnt do squat except hype existing crypto investments at conferences

haircomb successfully adds a second layer of monetization to bitcoin

haircomb will kill commercial banking. it will kill it dead. payrolls and house purchases and rent will be paid on haircomb

and guess what? when haircomb becomes successful there will be no more need for residential renting. believe it. haircomb unlocks the future that bitcoin only promised

do you want to live in a western nation? claim one haircomb and wait. its already up from 0.20 cents to 25 dollars and its not even listed anywhere yet.

its pink pill time


biz should be a combshill board now

chainlink was vaporware nothing from the beginning
haircomb puts cross-chain, infinitely scaleable and quantum resistant tokens and contracts on the bitcoin chain itself. without need for other mining or centralised services

chainlink doesnt do squat except hype existing crypto investments at conferences

haircomb successfully adds a second layer of monetization to bitcoin

haircomb will kill commercial banking. it will kill it dead. payrolls and house purchases and rent will be paid on haircomb

and guess what? when haircomb becomes successful there will be no more need for residential renting. believe it. haircomb unlocks the future that bitcoin only promised

do you want to live in a western nation? claim one haircomb and wait. its already up from 0.20 cents to 25 dollars and its not even listed anywhere yet.