/biz/ - Business & Finance

You live in a society, and yet you question society. Curious Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Buy the bonds jerome.

>>54632751
well this kid is scared of a program that can't even "answer" a database before 2021 so

>>54594021
like a microwaved glove full of marshmallow fluff

>>54568224
what if the macro headlines sometimes affect the price action?

Jerome doesn't have a boss.

so is nvda going to be the next trillion dollar company?

>>54102536
in the third act of a bear market a new low is made, vix hits 40 and a pivot occurs, 30 days later is the bottom. this has only happened 6 times since 1950.

I don't wanna fall in love I just wanna get fucked
Shoveling mountains of terrible stuff
Heroin, ketamine, jellybean puff
Shove it in me brain, get it all mixed up

Like wow!
I'm a troubled soul
I'm livin in a studio flat that's covered in mould
Come outside just to shout at strangers
Then I crawl in a hole like an ugly mole

I love drugs and sketchy pills
But my favourite ones are the ones that kill
Quickly
When I go will my loved ones miss me?
Well the answer's no
Chuck my corpse in a big main road
Turn my head to a powered skull
Let rain pour turn that to mulch
And that's the last scene of the patrick show

I sniff glue gun paste now my face is plastic
Having a gangbang to jackson 5
I'm a ratchet guy
Lost my wife what a prat goodbye
No!
Don't talk to me
Unless it's an emergency
I gotta go I gotta take a number 3
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I said hello there can I fill your hole
She took one look and she told me no
I got a wife at home and she hates me
I sleep outside cos she makes me
Big bowl of the cocaine that's my breakfast
I tried crack once I just wanted to test it
And I'm hooked now
I could marry my pipe
My wife wouldn't care she just wants me to die

It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?

It's party time get your drugs out
If you want to make love get your muffs out
It's party time get your drugs out
Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?

I said a hip, a hop, a hip
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
On a taco tuesday!
Can I spaff on your booblays? (Say yes)
Feel free to say no
Bald, mean, and full of beans
I got a yamaha keyboard drum machine
Metallica patch on my dungarees
I said girl, can I get your number please?

nice wicks anon

>>53865035
pay the price for more theta

>>53800282
booooooo big spread low liquidity, do that shit on spx