/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck, the Nasdaq chart even looks like the bubble meme chart. Every single asset class’ chart looks like the “return to normal” shit and every investor’s attitude is literally that things are returning to normal, crisis averted, everything is fine.

The Great Depression 2 memes were real, this is gonna be fucking terrible.

>only $151,000 in cash, $13,400 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,200 in crypto
>Mechanical Engineer
>everyone else my age went into tech or finance and clears 200k+ yearly

>salary: $57,500 (5 years of experience)

>salary: $59,500 (4.5 years of experience)

>>54748224
tfw I cashed out at $0.018

>only $149,400 in cash, $13,800 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,300 in crypto
>most homeowners made this much in home equity in the past 3 years while I had to scrimp, save, and fight for every penny, they merely just say on their ass and debtmaxxed

>already 27 years old

>only $144,500 in cash, $13,875 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,450 in crypto
>priced out of home ownership in the Midwest

I have a really stereotypical low IQ jock/“bro” voice and I’m not taken seriously at work. I’m considered low IQ even though I have an engineering degree, so I would say I’m more of a midwit, but nobody ever wants me in meetings or asks me for help even when I solve problems.

What should I do? Can you train your voice to not sound low IQ?

I started that year and still haven't made it...

>only $142,800 in cash, $13,800 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,200 in cash
>paltry $70,000 salary and low income potential because of meme degree (Mech Eng)
>priced out of home ownership in Iowa

>only $141,700 in cash, $13,300 in a mutual fund, and a measly $2,000 in crypto
>completely fucked myself over financially by choosing a low paying career path (Mechanical Engineering), can never make more than $110,000

>>29149271
>wanted to buy a PLTR LEAP yesterday when it was cheap
>Schwab still hasn't approved my account for options
I just want to kill myself. I miss out on literally everything.

>>28327121
>tfw miss out on everything

>mfw just need a 1.3x to make it
>mfw im all in chainlink
>mfw i could have traded it for LITERALLY ANY OTHER COIN IN THE TOP 50 for the last month and not only made it ,but double made it
>mfw i fell for the never selling cult again just like i did in 2017 with ETH
>mfw i would have been better off just holding ETH instead of trading it for 90 cent LINK
>mfw missed the golden bullrun

>>28099045
Is it too late to buy in? I have a terminal case of fomo over Bitcoin.

I hate my life.

So now that we're barreling toward the Great Reset, NWO prison planet at incredible high speed, will it still be possible to /makeit/ with LINK?

>>20913120
one time in late 2017 I was at a party bragging to a girl about my crypto gains. I whipped out my phone and opened up a $100,000 ETH long just to show off, and closed it a few minutes later for a 5k profit.
of course i lost most of it and now im back to being a poor virgin

>>19528329
become an hero because i only bought 30,000 chainlink tokens

>>9029772

>tfw now that I have money I’m too lazy to spend it on anything other than basic necessities
>I can’t even be bothered to whip out my credit card to order random bullshit on Amazon

Don’t even know if this is a good thing or not