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How do I launder 6 million euros?

>> No.10001540

Washing machine?

>> No.10001544

>>10001485
If you don't know how to, then you get caught in literally no time. I wouldn't mind 6 digits, but fucking 7 digits without any clue. BTFO, srly.

>> No.10001549

>>10001485
Monero

>> No.10001555

>>10001485
I've don't it before. Give me a Bitcoin and I'll tell you how.

>> No.10001560

>>10001485
I've done this. I can teach you but I want 20%.

>> No.10001576

>>10001549
And then? Lol

>> No.10001578

carefully

>> No.10001581

>>10001555
>Give me a Bitcoin
Hasn't a clue, or he wouldn't be doing it so cheap.
>>10001560
>I want 20%
Too greedy.

>> No.10001621

>>10001560
>>10001555
seems totally legit guys

>> No.10001633

>>10001621
Show us your money or it's a LARP.

>> No.10001679

>>10001485
Open biznez in shit country with no creditcards (Iraq for exempel) this countrys have 0 papper trail such as taxation or recites blow your profits out of proportion with dirty money wallah clean money dont forget to tax it and declear the out of proportion incomes from zet biznes in your nativ country and tax it

Ps. Iraq has no aggremants with Europe or America regarding crime expedition and cooperation you can always bribe judges there 2 if needed for any reason

>> No.10001707

Boschcoin

>> No.10001729

>>10001540
this

but for real

open a laundromat

>> No.10001747

>>10001485
In a gas chamber

>> No.10001809

>>10001485
start a business in the cayman islands and pay yourself a daily wage of $999 dollars

>> No.10001838

Find yourself a good Jewish lawyer.

>> No.10001861
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10001861

>>10001549
>>10001549
>Monero

1. to low volumes
2. only 1 exchanger with money laundring control

>> No.10001877
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10001877

>>10001485
buy bitcoin, cashout in azia on some azian poor name

>> No.10001958

Step 1: Develop washing machine tech that allows payments from computer or smartphone instead of quarters
Step 2: Use your Mandarin skills to broker a deal with a Chinese manufacturer to cheaply produce select components to be shipped to USA for the final assembly
Step 3: Purchase assembly plant in "rural but still near enough to a large population center" USA to assemble your American Made CryptoWashers
Step 4: Launch LaundryCoin ICO and travel the country shilling your new washing machines to laundromat owners across the nation
Step 5: Guaranteed Success as the bumbling masses rush to spend their worthless internet money on an actually useful service