/biz/ - Business & Finance

HMNY should drop like a rock tomorrow. Buy the dip, goyim.

First for me raping kneepad until the hole room fucking stinks.

>>10202170
>the hole room
double icky

Whats the buy for the morning? lookin for a 20x

>>10202193
use your trip or I can't get off.

>>10202170
>First for me raping kneepad until the hole room fucking stinks.
I actually don't have any good reaction images to this post

Nth for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting and leaking spinal fluid literally fucking everywhere >:^(
I SAID FUCKING CLEAN IT UP.

>>10202207
I'm not knees, I have much better taste in creepy medical girls

>>10202207
Kek

>>10202135
>90% true only changed parts for doxing purposes
>for doxing purposes
Explain this

>>10202228
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>10202216
>rkg
How's kneepad been doing?

>>10202245
Things haven't been great...

>>10202252

>>10202252
While actually RKG is a girl, you know reluctant kneepad girl is probably around 5 to 10 people on biz, 3 to 5 on smg, right?

>>10202273
Some say there may be hundreds on this site alone.

>>10202273
No you are retarded. There is only one RKG and I know who it is. I can sift through the garbage to find her you fucking pleb.

>>10202273
Kek
Me thinks comfy a pussy-ass faget

>>10202287

>>10202296
Me and kneepad are attached both mentally and by genitalia. If you can't handle that you should go to reddit!

>>10202295
>>10202309
It seems I touched a nerve

>>10202287
>>10202296
Yeah, I like impersonating her every so often, but I think I've always been able to tell if it's the real RKG.
By the way, anybody got that hand pic for me to run some technical analysis on?
I've dated like 6-8 chicks longer term, so ngl I feel like I'm kind of a pro at this, famalam

>>10202325
Yeah, you get in between me and kneepad, there is gonna be fucking probalems!
>>10202332
Somebody please post the hand pic! I know baggie has it but im sure he is on a bender right now.

>>10202296
>>10202309
fellas fellas! Please don't let a possibly but maybe not girl come between us! This is meant to be a autistic saferoom for the least retarded traders on /biz/. I've come to love you guys in my own weird way and I wouldn't want anything to tear you all asunder!
NOW KISS AND MAKEUP...
>okay don't kiss. That'd be weird and gay and impossible with the current limitations of the 4chin interface

>>10202346
It seems like comfer has been extra antagonistic lately, I wonder if someone publicly professing their love for knees has something to do with it...

these thai shits better stay stuck until elon musk can save some of them.

>>10202363
Listen kneepad holds onto my belt loop and I treat her like a princess for it.

>>10202363
I will be more wholesome, I'm sorry

>>10202374
He's apparently not just on coke anymore if you believe blind items. Dude's a fucking psychopath, yoked out of his mind on amphetamines and tweeting about some retarded submarine to try and distract from his company's performance. Not long now...

anybody looking to buy back into GBR? if it gets back to $2 i'm loading up a few thousand shares.

>>10202344
You can find it somewhere in the archives ofc, but I'm a degenerate phone poster so I'm sure as fuck not gonna do that.
You're the fan that obsessively goes through her posts... why don't you already have all her pics saved?

When is kneedpadgirl going to post her butthole?

if any of you guys are only on biz for smg, you might like this:

https://pastebin.com/ub0JVSrx

#!/usr/bin/ruby

require 'open-uri'
require 'json'

json = JSON.parse File.read open 'https://a.4cdn.org/biz/catalog.json'

smg_thread = json.map{|page| page['threads']}.flatten.select{|thread| thread['sub'] =~ /\/smg\// }[0]

`open http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/#{smg_thread['no']}`

>>10202413
>ArbitrarilyUncomfortable5scoopsGuyFangirl

>>10202416
cleaned up lol:

https://pastebin.com/CfqLwT3m

>>10202416

Is that malware?

>>10202416
Try this:
>`open http://boards.4chan.org/biz/smg`
Pssshhh... Nothin personnel... Kid...

>>10202413
As soon as I'm done pillaging her pooter with my Jew handle

>>10202420
This.

So I haven't looked at any charts today, what should I know about the dollar, oil, and S&P?

>>10202363
Ah yes, that would make sense. Stock trading, dick drawing, guro loving waifus who use first person pronouns in a weird way quite hard to find.

>>10202413
Peak kolmogorov meme complexity

anybody else get multiple fucking captchas?? i'm about to buy a 4chan pass just to by pass that fucking thing.

>>10202432
if you could take some screen caps and post them here that would be great.

B U L L
U
L
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>>10202432
*now it's cleaned up:
https://pastebin.com/CrL5mAC4

Pro tip: check out the REST endpoints of any website your hitting.
You'll learn this if you pick up rails

>>10202461
Weirdly enough a ton of chicks on tinder in my area put that they're into forex trading on their bios. I was under the impression that serious forex trading is MORE involved than stocks, seems weird that so many 18 year old redneck chicks are into it. Is there some sort of scam going around that targets mormon girls where they think they're trading forex? An app maybe?

>>10202501
Thanks man I've been looking for something like this.

They had one similar on /g/ for Chink Shit General threads.

I'm kind of a noob, but where am I suppose to paste this at?

>>10202512
>Is there some sort of scam going around that targets mormon girls where they think they're trading forex? An app maybe?
they aren't being scammed... you are.

>>10202501
ugh i have an employee who always cuts corners like this. i don't want to see all the smg threads, i just want to see the top one.

didn't know that endpoint existed though. nice~

>>10202512
ive seen youtube/fitness chicks claim they also do forex, they usually are living off of their parents money and forex is something easy you can tell ppl you do rather than say you are unemployed.

>>10202471
I refuse to give Google a free lunch.
I work much, much harder for my ML data.

If it ever asks me to be too generous with the captchia problems, I fuck with it in clever ways that will poison their dataset.

I want a water-cooled mattress so bad

>>10202528
Can you tell me how to implement your code? Where am I suppose to paste it?

>>10202546
ML requirement for data is a crutch. Why care if they use stupid algos?

>>10202518
Did you see that shebang thingy at the start?
>#!/usr/bin/ruby
>#!/
It's just a script for your terminal
But, you have to have Ruby installed and Ruby has some shitty dependency set-ups

>>10202528
You're literally saving maybe a second or two per day of maybe 2 guy's lives with that.
I can appreciate automation and CI/CD, but as Elon Musk found himself, too much of it and the investment doesn't pay for what's saved

>>10202512
Unless they do what I do, they go to the Bureau de Change and get raped by bad bid prices. Those girls probably also have some Bhat or Euros left over from their last Contiki tour

>>10202614
Dang it. Okay.

>>10202273
you just go off the IP that has rkgs charts. its absolute insanity. literally no one has ever used those specific indicators together like that. pretty hard to mistake imo desu fampai

Since I am feeling generous, I will drop a few hints
>CATL IPO
>Xiaomeme IPO
>NiO IPO

>>10202614
I don't think elon understood how good the human body is. Finger dexterity is insane and it's more likely that machines of the future use lab-grown bio hands than machinery type things.

Just look at the complexity of the ankle. Shit is more complex than the brain.

>>10202616
Ha ha my man. Lost money getting kroner, lost more when I exchanged back! I'm just as good at forex as I am with options!

>>10202604
What do you mean?

Good data is far more significant than good algorithms in ML. The data is everything.
If you feed your algorithm 2+2=5, the best models out there will still say 2+2=5. So, if I tell it that sign is a bridge, the model will start saying that a handful of signs are bridges.

And, they are shooting for killing 2 birds with one stone through captchia. I think they're asking for too great a pay-off in what they get out of it than what it provides as a service. Also, fuck Google.

>>10202652
Fuck you're slow. Pointless to explain.

>>10202624
Link plz? I don't think I saw it

>>10202647
I've had good luck with my forex, emphasis on the luck, basically shorted my own currency for Euros. Up a ridiculous amount.
Not skill, otherwise I would have gone into greenbacks.

>>10202624
This.
I don't even know what fucking software RKG is using. And then, RKG also just draws on top of that shit too.

>>10202636
The way that muscles work together with the 10 to 20 joints in our tiny fucking hands is mesmerizing to mechanical engineers from what I've heard.
To make something similar in size, precision, dexterity, and re-purposability is incredibly expensive

>>10202668
I don't know about that, bro. I've been at ML for 2-3 years and even helped design a model for catching fraud

>>10202701
well human walking is as efficient as wheels on a flat surface

to compare

Thinking of buying call options on OILU, could I get some thoughts?

>>10202712
Yes, it's okay. The current systems make me cringe at how stupid they are too. I don't want to post about it though because 1. It would look crazy. 2. I wouldn't want to share.

>>10202689
2spooky for me bro, I just stick with blue chips, meme stocks, and a couple of times a month OTM options to sate my gambling addiction.
>>10202701
I really want to know what "her" software is, its so bizarre but weirdly appealing. I feel like a fucking psycher or something could look into the scrambled lines and see the fractal futures of true destiny.

>>10202400
im down desu senpai
shit is clearly getting bought out
ive been noticing hi frequency guys being listed on finviz as "insider trades" by 10% owners. at first i was spooked, but now im certain theyre doin what you said about buyin up all available parts of the float as quickly as possible.

>>10202546
i always just circle some object when i get those. i miss niggering through all the captchas tho. that was fun. my computer had it saved in it to say "nigger nigger" in every dropdown menu first

bet they had a lot of fun scanning in old books and finding hidden "nigger"s everywhere because of that. it mustve been one of the most used captchas around for a while

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=142056904

>>10202522
meant to post pic
this is on GBR
they bring in the high freq guys to increase liquidity so that they could buy more before the vote? what do you think?

>>10202754
they're going to want to insure a yes vote. Imo they will buy all they are still buying from all the weak hands.. someone wants control. The company is very clean and has huge potential especially in a bullish oil market.

>>10202714
Wait, Wait Wait, what about this smug cunt's story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob_GX50Za6c

>>10202726
at least you know you've got an addiction. I'm too risk adverse.

Also (s)he uses trading view, but I think (s)he must use a tablet to draw on screencaps of said charts because of those a e s t h e t i c brushes.

>>10202777
>>10202522
fuckin captcha christ

Who ready to DrusCrus thru the week?

>>10202789

>>10202781
fug. forgot pic.

>>10202715

I charge $10.95 per thought. plus tax and fee

>>10202804
damn I can't afford that I lost all my money doing this shit.

>>10202783
>fuckin captcha christ
the captcha is getting out of hand.

someone is buying that up, my guess is who ever the new people are going to be it's alot of their buddies all trying to stay under the 4.99%

>>10202459
>As soon as I'm done pillaging her pooter with my Jew handle

Better get on it then.

>>10202811
yea thats what i thought. so this means there will be less and less shares in the float as time goes on

>>10202781
That was from shoddy memory. It might be that walking efficiency is similar to something related to wheels but not quite biking.

Either way walking is v efficient for the advantages of being able to traverse rough terrain and climb.

>>10202820
the float will probably remain close to the same but the bulls buying will be holding for awhile. I think we can see a strong up trend for awhile until vote is in.. then a drop for awhile then climb back up till they start selling their restricted shares off. I've been trading that stock for over 3 years and plan on trading it for atleast another 3.

>>10202810

Go ask your mum for some money.

I'm running a BOGO special too.

>>10202835
i'm gunna just ask your mom as soon as i'm done fisting her.

>>10202832
im just hoping it stays nice and volatile. its been fun

has anyone successfully employed machine learning or deep learning methods to trade and make good money? i was looking into it but it just doesn't seem feasible unless you have lots of money to throw at it, which i dont. been reading papers here and there, like this one https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-319-93701-4_29, but it seems daunting to go from developing models and playing with data to actually making trades.

anyone have advice?

>>10202832
Damn, for at least 5-6 months I thought you were a legit retard. That kind of sounds like it might work. Thanks, mid teens soon pls.

>>10202853
I found this site called binbotpro that was a bunch of algos I could choose to auto trade binary options. Never signed up cause it seemed kinda scammy.

>>10202853
Yes if you like ML just invest in "ML" path companies. If it takes more capital or skill then you have just put your capital into those that are doing it.

pretty simple.

>>10202835
mum hates me cause I can't find a job and all I do is "sit in the basement and gamble"

>>10202843

DONT TALK ABOUT MY MUMMY LIKE THAT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10202830
>Either way walking is v efficient for the advantages of being able to traverse rough terrain and climb.
Ah yeah I get you: Probably a very good compromise then between the diverse environments early modern humans had to deal with. Very rarely deal with totally flat surfaces, quite often deal with bogs, Savannah, rocky terrain, slight inclines and declines etc.

>>10202768
I see a lot of marijuana enthusiasm there desu, but 3 more products seems like a lot.
They certainly have a lot of ideas, it seems like.

>>10202813
:^)

>>10202781
>Also (s)he uses trading view, but I think (s)he must use a tablet to draw on screencaps of said charts because of those a e s t h e t i c brushes.
Check the screen resolution on the pics

when the fuck will the market crash?

>>10202853
I'm working on it, but it's not something you can just hop into, dude
Still working on compiling some shit together on ML + stocks like I promised some anon yesterday

>>10202946
The Chinese market did :/ I think we are running this shit worldwide now so I am not sure if we're going down anymore might have just hit the next leg toward 30000 tgbqia+.

>>10202216
>>10201101
I hope for you that there is a Fender in the black case
Your place looks comfy famalam

>>10202946
won't crash

>>10202794
lol debt to assets 274% amazing, that's a new record; the recent contract will do some to help them out but holy shit were they completely dependant on getting a government contract?

couldn't sleep; how's everybody doing
and what option plays are you making?

Well fellas, is it green or red tomorrow/today?
Silver bouncing back up.
I have a bad feeling of spy being red due to trumps tariffs.
China gonna sell them treasuries off soon

I demand gains tomorrow. Last week was a shit.

>>10203098
and news. good news. mooning news.

>>10202955
those mortgage backed securities and derivatives have to fail sooner or later
>student loan bubble
>housing bubble
>bond bubble
mike maloney calls it the everything bubble, he seems like a very smart dude, i trust his teachings
the fed will always win until we burn that fucker to the ground

>>10203065
Should be green
Everything is mooning in slant-eyed countries
Silver (and gold should too) bouncing means a weaker USD
People are getting extra margin thanks to equity mooning. USD is sold to buy other markets, notably the oversold EMs

>ended the week green
>start the week green
Good Morning /smg/

This week is surely looking up, for the golden bulls!

Whats on the menu today bois?

>>10203488
I really wanted to find a MFLSH ticker so i can make a LOTR joke but no, there isnt one.

>>10202158
I have 2 shares of AMD with also 6 shares of RAD in Robinhood, what do I invest next, any companies with dividends? I am totally new to investing, this video gave me a good impression of what the stock market is, any more videos would be appreciated and also will check OP links in the meantime

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjKLqC479HQ

>>10203547
do whatever the jews and bogandoffs do
thats what makes biz successful

>>10203583
ty for your financial advice

>>10203618
theres just too much info to give a quick run down
you can
>play meme stocks
>day trade volatility
>swing trade companies that are at yearly lows
>swing trade precious metals
>dividend hunt, basically buy stocks before the dividend cut off known as ex dividend date, then sell after you get the div.
>take the ol benjamin graham approach and buy stocks with low p/e ratios under 12
>study the financial reports for companies in the sp500 and look for ones with little debt, lots of cash reserves and increased earnings over the course of many years, or even just a year
There is no right or wrong way, only risk.
To win you must eventually lose.
Most people suggest just dollar cost averaging buying the SPY of DJI over the course of many years to get a average of 6% return compounded. Thats how i started.
The problem is the market is at its highest point ever compared to the past so its not really a good time to do that.
Central banking and the federal reserve is critical to understand the future of the market and economics and the rise of bitcoins.
I suggest watching all of this guy named mike maloneys secrets of money videos on youtube. They were very educational resources for me, even if you dont like precious metals.
Type into jewgle secrets of money, the one about the fed is episode 4.

>>10203688
I bought some books from Amazon. One is Stock Market Investing mini-lessons for beginners, A Beginner's guide to investing and Stock market investing for beginners a couple months ago but never got around it. I appreciate you helping me out. I have a Job at a grocery store that i been working for 3 years now with a 401k with Vanguard. Seeing and wanting a second income, i always wanted to apply myself into this Stock market game. I wasn't really great at math at High school nor cared about my career path, I kept changing from 3D animation to social worker and had no idea who I wanted to be as I grew up. It's never too late to learn something, is it? I have great faith in my family, my girlfriend and in myself.

>>10203764
>It's never too late to learn something, is it?
It's not. The sooner the better.
As with anything, expect failure. Especially when you start out.

>>10203764
tbqhwu I dont have alot of faith in our government or the world financial system and everyone whos in crypto doesnt either, except in not a fan of crypto like most shills on biz.
I prefer silver atm. I think honestly the USD and us economy will be fine under trump but the every 30 or 40 years shit hits the fan and they make a new monetary system
that secrets of money series explains it so much better than i can, but yeah the dollar used to be backed by gold and that kept inflation to a minimum, until the fed was created and fucked everything up. now the world govts keep trying to prop up this debt based central banking scam and while the stock market isnt a product of it, it allows people to do crazy shit like leverage (borrow money they dont own to buy stocks thats might increase in value or not).
These crazy mother fuckers basically gamble.
watch that series anon im not kidding.

>>10203860
I'll give it a watch. Turning 23 in October, the love of my life and world with family depends on me. I may graduate from HS but didn't care for Community college, I might as well self-teach myself this. If i taught myself how to build a computer, I hate everything about myself. Alway's talk and no show, same with my driving, I'm 22 and I still don't know how to drive. Same with my fat self. I'm determined as hell, i feel I'm going to make it with you guys. Uh how do you take good note when you're learning in general? Also Goodnight /smg/ i hope you all have a fantastic day and evening

>>10203991
also for you too senpai >>10203780

Yeah, I'm kinda ashamed that I'm the oldest one out of my two young brothers and never went to college, I did community college when I was 18 but I never did well so I ended up working for a grocery store for 3 years. But i guess I kinda went this path, I would not have met my lovely amazing Girlfriend last year, the relationship is super strong, anyways thank you for the support!

Last warning. $IQ will explode this week.
Last chance to buy cheap.

Short FDP today boys

Might already be too late

>>10202325
Penises have lots of nerves
>>10202471
Yes. They're gay as fuck. I've had to do 8 of those shits in a row
>>10202652
Dude the captcha isn't using your info to build sets any more, it's pre trained. The audio one isn't but they throttle the fuck out of it because it's a known not workaround
>>10202781
Looks like paint.net to me
>>10202853
Time and compounded gains. You could probably create ml models which yield a few percentage points per trade which sounds paltry but really isn't

>>10203860
>that secrets of money
I'm a huge advocate for 'Money as Debt'. Starts off slow and then it blows your mind. It's really infuriating we have to work so hard to make something, then work just as hard (if not harder) to preserve it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nBPN-MKefA

>>10202170
>>10202207
>>10202287
>>10202309
>>10202344
>>10202375
Bro you are ruining these threads with your faggy 13-year old fantasy land typings. Just chill the fuck out for a few days so the people here for knowledge actually aren't distracted by this freak show love story you put on in every thread. Just sit there buying and selling your SPY calls today, make some money, and relax.

friendly reminder to pucker up buttercup

>>10204063
>Buying a chink exit scam
$IQ will drop below $20 this week.

>>10204309
even your ID is brown

>>10204309
I'm more a JD type a man.

Good morning /smg/! How was your weekend? I had a blast golfing and hanging out with the boys. Still have my TLT put and SLV call, dollar looks like it hit its three week low. Optimistic for this week, lets see some green!

>>10204342
Gorged myself on pretzels and beer cheese.

Kinda regretting buying TVIX last Friday, we'll see how things go today. Haven't had a good feel for the market lately

>>10204351
I had a walleye fish fry on Friday and calzones on Saturday, filled me right up

>>10204376
I made homemade pretzel bites and beer cheese because I was bored. This is more of a /ck/ pic:

Yellow circles repeat pattern!

2780 eternal bag holders are NOT gonna get an out here

2772 next eternal bag holder target
am thinking this because of the gap up above 2758

TSLA up pre-market, someone tell me how this stock moves this week. Elon is harnessing maximum meme power with the submarine thai shit.

>>10204342
>golfing
>friends
You’re dangerously close to becoming a normie lunchbro

This general went to absolute dog shit. Sad to see it go.

AMD Pre-market 16.68 +0.32 (1.96%)
NVDA Pre-market 250.30 +2.97 (1.20%)

All that money coming back into growth stocks today.

FEYE up 5.20% pre. Lucky me.

I need to make +8% by the end of August.
What's my best bet?
Anything undervalued at the moment?
Pls no volatile meme stocks.

First

>>10204644
you can't avoid volatility / risk because of trade war stuff. I'd guess Tesla, after last week I think all the sellers are gone.

>>10204513
SPY 280 today
300 tomorrow

>>10204630
I'm still down from my entry point on it. Fug.

>>10204644
>8% in two months
>no volatile ____
nigga, I...

Tfw wanna buy tsla call but it costs 15% of my portfolio at $700.

Am I the only one that sees it as a good buy with the musk meming and the fact it hit a previous repeated support zone at around 305-310?

>IQ and billi pre market

>>10202170
You are losing your window of opportunity! This last 1-2 medical procedure will have! Once me get body back will be too lethal for rape!

>>10202216
XD
Pic related what they gonna do 2 patch holes. They sadistically gonna make be 100% conscious while doing three times

They say the feeling of blood being inject into spinal extremity unpleasant
>>10202228
Kek true
Try not to go into too many medical fetishes because at hospitals too much. Don't want 2 make even weirder fir poor nurses

>>10202232
At this point there alot of info on me out here....
Not that big analytics firm couldn't find me out in 2 seconds ...

But cant let clever 4channer good @ Google find normybook page or instawhore >_>
Pretty sure this smart select image tagged with phone I.d. for example...

watch the fud in action

https://twitter.com/markbspiegel/status/1016123915201077258

Mark Spiegel tweets zerohedge with a twitter post about a problem with TSLA car
In a few hours Zerohedge does an entire news post with various TSLA car problem's twitter post

then even more FUD using the oldest tesla car
https://twitter.com/Stealthwater/status/1016147311938793472

the original roadster which wasn't even using an original chassis and only engine swap, aka tesla didn't even make those windows

>>10204677
According to SA some analyst gave it a target of 20$.

>>10204704
Sell a put spread and you can be long tesla while controlling how much capital you use.

>>10204720
I'd be pleased if it went up to that

>>10204655
Thanks I'll look into it

>>10204693
Fine what do you think is a reasonable target then?

Gonna grab some calls on T and GE today

>>10204607
Fucking faceposters and tripfags

>>10204743
Why T?

>>10204733
I use Robinhood, too complicated for my small brain

>>10204763
I feel that once they've fully assimilated Warner, their stock is gonna be looking good.

>>10204419
Looks amazing

>>10204556
Don't worry, we're all autistic

>>10204713
Blood patches are pretty harmless, Im surprised you needed so many LPs... Pregnant ladies need this all the time.

>>10204745
TLT is crashing, looks like we're going to make it!

>>10204806
>TMV pre market
Wooof
oh baby
OWWWWWWWWWW

>>10202171
>buy the dip
Why?

What's today's meme stocks boys

Also I have $1.8k in cash
What’s the good moonshot these days?

Pre-market finally here. Weekend wouldn't fucking end.

>>10204854
Today's meme stocks are ALT ALO CBIO RGSE.

>>10204874
RGSE actually doing well pre.

>>10204879
Anybody that bought on Friday near close should make a decent profit.

>>10204889
>>10204879
Why?

>The numbers are startling. Since August 15, when the company announced its agreement to take a majority stake in MoviePass, Helios & Matheson's share count has increased a staggering 3,429%, from about 7 million shares to nearly 250 million at the end of last month.
>At the same time, it's seeking shareholder approval to issue scads more shares. Last month, the company announced it wanted to increase its share count from 500,000 to 2 billion. But on Thursday, it raised that target, telling stockholders it wants permission to issue as many as 5 billion shares.

>>10204909
It tanked like 25% on Friday on alleged good news. It will hit $1 before too long.

>>10204063
not sure about IQ in the future is losing traffic fast. BILI is looking better in traffic and they are working to be more aggressive in traffic this summer.

>>10204910
>basedboy pose
how the fuck can memes be so real

>>10204910
Such a fucking scam, how did anyone fall for this stock?

>>10204920
rap of china season 2 will help IQ a lot

>>10204854
Short FDP

>>10204955
But I thought food stocks were based. Hence, Dean's and Campbell's.

>>10204966
Del Monte just gave a bunch of people crypto

and I don't mean the meme currency

>>10204910

>>10204970
Its cyclo.
>cyclosporiasis

>>10204970
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/07/08/del-monte-vegetables-linked-to-outbreak-that-has-sickened-more-than-20.html
Oh god, it's going down for sure.

I showed my mother the 23% I got last week and her response was asking if she gave me $100 if I could turn it into $4000 by next summer so they could go to a soccer tournament in Europe. 4000%. If I could do that I wouldn't be working now would I?

Also to you fags who said GBR was a bad buy last Friday.

>>10204989
>The infection first gained prominence in the United States during an outbreak in the mid-1990s, and has shown up nearly every year since, the C.D.C. said.

Its possible that the reaction is minor if it happens so often.

>>10204997
Fuck off nigger shill

>>10202944
I would invest in portable vaping related marijuana stocks if I was looking into it, but I'm not bc christfag who thinks weed opens portals to demonic influence and muh quasi ethical investing. Even with weed being legal, inhaling all that smoke still isn't very good for you and vaping will be the way of the future for weed as well as nicotine. Who wants to take the time to pack a bowl and inhale a bunch of crap to coat your lungs, which are literally thr only way you can get oxygen into your body to all your cells. You think the next generation that gets hooked on vaping candy flavored nicotine is gonna smoke harsh marijuana all day long? Not to mention I bet someone will come out with marijuana ejuices that can be used in regular nicotine vapes. Just some thoughts. I'd find the companies specializing in weed ejuices and invest in them.

>>10204999
Trips confirm, buy the dip.

>>10204513
jesus, this screams momentum trade.

>watch volume
>buy if going up then sell on low volume
>or sell then wait to buy if going down

>>10204848
I'm not even sure if HMNY is going to dip anymore. It's about to pump. It might fall as much as 50% today, but it will recover. Or it might not fall at all. I just realized that $2.50 pump I was talking about is actually likely to happen this week.

>>10205024
I don't know how vaping is safe. Water vapor is deadly in the wrong quantities and you suck that in all day. I know people who spend more then 2 hours a day just sucking that stuff in.

>>10205053
Safer. It's better, I used to smoke and now I vape. World of difference imho. The tar from smoking anything is rrally bad whereas vaping has no tar. You may be right regarding safety and you also may be right that the perception of safety for vaping is just not there and thus I was wrong recommending vape ejuices stocks.

>>10205053
It's thousands of times + safer than smoking.

I believe it was 100,000 times safer and less harsh on your throat/lungs.

DING DING DING

And we're off boys.

>>10205075
I know smoking is worse, a drug dealer and in highschool used to smoke so much his spit was black, but I think in a few years people might have to get their lungs drained and that's way way worse. Nothing like slowly drowning to death from water stuck in your lungs.

AMD mooning

>>10205096
i thought wet lung was caused by the inhalation of stubborn oils, not water?

WEW LAD

Hella, it's a green theme kinda day, up 9%

>>10205096
>getting your lungs drained from vaping
da fuq?

>>10205125
/fit/ bro science

>>10205096
I think you can get popcorn lung from some liquids that aren't well regulated

who /all time highs/ here

>>10205136
yeah the only risk for vaping is if you do really dumb shit with it. Even really dumb vaping with chinese crap isn't as bad as smoking though.

If you do vaping by the book with good liquids it's basically negligible risk.

>>10204997
I think you jinxed yourself anon.

Ha ha ha, bitch.
My sand companies.
It's a fucking tiny war.

Green as fuck from these TLT puts.

tsla is finally back towards where it belongs after insanity last week.

bears eternally BTFO
Godbless
SNE
AMD
RUN
AMC

USLV

>>10205154
Bonds and silver WOO

what the FUCK

>>10205173
$200 per ounce!

MOOOOOOON

>oil dropping
go gogo

>>10202636
> The ankle is more complex than the brain

everything's fucking green except fucking GPRO; fucking kekin real hard here boi

nasdaq an inch away from ath

so what's the mood for today boys and reluctant kneepad girl

also
>significant price increase
>gopro
>-2%
what did they mean by this

>>10205202
we will have something comparable or better than a human brain before something better than an ankle

>>10203860
>>10203116
>burn down the FED
>fix the munny
>i like silver
i-is that a librtarian?
please, my fellow libertarian
buy silver. please!

for sure my man the bears are a real munster

>>10205154
>>10205173
we did it goyim
we arent goin to lose everything

i almost cant believe it
i was certain silver was to be delisted

>>10205221
you'll be able to buy silver at $7 pretty soon. Couldn't have worse looking charts than the precious metals, gold going to $600

>>10205233
munster cheese sounds so good right now

>>10205107
If water goes in and not all goes out then clearly you'll have water in your lungs. Unless you have proof that all of it goes out I very much doubt its all leaving the body. This is all speculation though which is why I say I think.
>>10205125

I take back everything I said about you JPM

when to buy precious metals during the market cycle

>>10205254
Could go for a few slices, hungover as shit today.

>>10205278
you buy them at literally the bottom
market crashes cause people to sell stock en masse into the dollar, which pumps it up. then you buy silver and gold

>>10205208
Tfw have NP 4 Emiya before one Atlanta

GO TLT GO, FALL OFF THAT CLIFF!

>>10205268
if that were the case, people from high humidity climates would suffer from this shit all the time, not buying it desu but youre right its just speculation

Absolutely no volume on CBIO today, what the hell is going on?

>>10205278
see this
candles are silver spot
whitish bars in the back are VIX
green line is USD
you buy metals on large crashes and hold for a year or two

qqq rejected all time high, ruh roh

>boeing

LMAO @ IQ

>GE is a safe buy again
Seriously, who listens to this retard?

>>10205367
LCI too!
Praise the bull!

>>10205391
i forget the exact figure, but its something like a couple thousand daily viewers who watch CNBC. thats it. absolutely pathetic

>>10205337
you got memed m8
welcome to biopharm purgatory
zero liquidity

>>10205399
LCI bids coming up

Hey, are the bogs out of jail or what right now.

>>10205406
something like 150-160k for cnbc with fox business around 200k.

>>10205437
ridiculously low
almost unfathomable
theres tons of youtube e-celebs that dwarf that in a day

>>10205414
Planned on holding until the 18th anyway, hope there is some good news then.

ooooo yeah thats the ticket
Might even take a Legendary Bull Nap, no more trades needed today

>>10205173
agreed on bonds. thinking of buying more and not sure if i want US bonds or intl ones.

>>10205467
Yea these big red dildos on ndx look real good right now.

LCI MOONING

>>10205476
Doesnt matter, its had it runup last week
DOW Doggy time

>>10205391
When did he say this? GE is pretty safe, unless you are talking about months ago. Also might not want to call people who are 100x better investors than you retards. How many hedge funds have you managed? No one gets it right every time.

Hope y’all stocked up on Drus
Going higher this week

Look at those gay bears. Look at them and laugh.

>>10204174
>Dude the captcha isn't using your info to build sets any more, it's pre trained. The audio one isn't but they throttle the fuck out of it because it's a known not workaround
Nnnooooooo ;_;

>>10204806
Fuck yeah!

Also, WHO'S THE BOOMER NOW, FAGLORDS?
Dow beating SPY and QQQ

What did they mean by this?

>>10205499
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/07/06/cramer-ges-stock-is-finally-a-buy.html
Also, holy fuck somebody is white knighting Cramer. Never thought I'd see the day kek.

I hope y'all loaded up on LCI

>>10205503
>200 years of total loss

>>10205507
>boomer portfolio brag

>>10205537
What cartoon is this from, I see it posted all the time and it's kind of cute.

>>10205426
>>10205479
>>10205526
PRAISE!

There must be some serious bagholders on IQ, so many marketshills telling people to catch the falling knife on this.

>>10205553
pop team epic, bretty good

>>10205553
pop team ebic , but to be quite honest I dont think youre ready for this kind of humor

>>10205451
But youtube e-celebs don't have hundreds / thousands of people moving a bunch of money around in the stock market based on their every whim. I watched KTOS jump up about 8% within 20 minutes of Cramer memeing it. Of course the very next day it promptly tanked 10%.

>>10205572
>>10205581
Thanks, couldn't hurt to look even if I am a boomer.

do we short fnko yet?

>those retards who bought GBR above $10

RIP

>>10205585
>I watched KTOS jump up about 8% within 20 minutes of Cramer memeing it. Of course the very next day it promptly tanked 10%.
lol cramers supposed to be some sorta momentum trader. hes not supposed to call out pump and dumps for ya

Think we're going to get bogged at the end of the day?

>>10205628
probably not that much selling on a monday

>>10205625
His contract states that he isn't allowed to hold/trade any stock that he mentions on his TV show for a period of like 2 weeks before he talks about it on TV to 2 weeks after he mentions it. Literally everything he shills on his show he isn't even invested in, the stocks that he's actually confident enough to invest in will never get mentioned on his show.

>>10205628
No we get bogged if we can't break 280

>>10205563
so much this
i keep telling people all this "news" is a trap
i was curious of it validity right after i heard "the NFLX of china" repeated about a hundred times

>>10205601
Way too risky m8

>twitter

Did we win the trade war already? Trump said it was going to easy, but I didn't think it would be this easy.

>>10205649
and i cant really blame him desu for keeping his cards close to his chest

but still, hes pretty much just a shark for whoevers dumb enough to listen to him. cramer is like the first level boss of wall st
you figure out how to handle cramers "advice", then you will have learned a valuable lesson about wall st

>>10205671
like taking candy from a baby

>>10205671
Trump can't help but easily win at everything.

What's happened to BGFV is all that crap they sell manufactured in China or something?

>>10205671
It's not a trade war, it's retaliatory tariffs on anti-American nations.

IMGN puts? Is it time?

>>10205620
I bought at 11.80 but I sold almost immediately when I knew the mission was over.

Can anyone tell me why CAT is mooning today? There's no news to speak of and it's up over 3.5% for some reason.

What are you anons buying today?

>>10205691
Big5chad removed his trip, the meme magic was lost.

>>10205723
MmmmmmmmmmDRUS

>>10205709
It is an American Fortune 100 that builds machinery and we are in a wining trade war with China.

>>10205709
>>10205741
Their ex-dividend date is 7/19/2018. Probably people getting in on it.

>>10205723
boeing. and considering cat, not really sure though i might be too late

>>10205736
Loading zone at .015
Big money behind this move. Will go much higher. It has to.

>>10205723
hmny

>>10205723
Bught some AAL

>>10205748
It's a quarterly dividend though, payout is only gonna be like .62% of the stock's current price, there's no reason for it to go up over 3% just because of that, especially since the ex-divvy date is still 10 days away.

>>10205759
I dont see a scenario in which HMNY doesnt eventually go to zero

>>10205778
Whats the issue? Its a dog of the DOW so it will moon harder

>>10205723
Nothing, no cash left. I'm considering selling my JD holdings to buy more AT&T though.

>>10205789
I mean, I'm happy because I finally have a net profit on my CAT holdings but I have no clue why it decided to moon today on zero news.

LPL my bros. It's starting on an upswing, literally unironically heading to MIDTEENS. You think OLEDs aren't the future???

>>10205790
I'm in the same boat. It sucks when all your money is tied up in other stocks. Iron hands never lose though.

>>10205807
it doesnt need news, this is a recovery

>>10205785
I'm counting on it.

>>10205778
I agree with
>>10205789
$CAT dipped too low and people saw a bargain.
>>10205810
I do, but $LPL mostly produces LCD and I've been burned on $LPL.

>>10205807
industrials have been looking to have a go for a while now. makes sense i guess. the trade war has been realized and we realized that all of it has already been priced in. now were back from holiday

SWK
>all american
>creates most popular line of home appliances and tools
>div aristocrat
>not on the DOW
WTF

i'm down even on such a good day

HAHAHA FUG!

>>10205863
>Market cap of $20 billion

They don't want market caplets on the DOW

>>10205841
bought puts?

>>10205885
No, I just hate money.

Uh oh
Attempt bulltrap @ 277 failed

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-09/tesla-s-musk-is-said-to-visit-shanghai-for-event-with-government

Tesla Inc.’s Elon Musk is due to be in Shanghai at an event with the government on Tuesday, according to people familiar with the plans, as the U.S.-China trade war upends the world’s largest market for electric vehicles.

The chief executive officer will also visit Beijing on Wednesday and Thursday, said one of the people, who asked not to be identified because the information isn’t public. While details of the trip weren’t immediately available, Tesla has been working on setting up a production facility in China for more than a year.

watch NNSR

sincerely,
The Source

>>10205426
>wait LCI or LCII??????

>>10205918
Tell me more

>>10205910
>trump btfo'd musk without even thinking about him

>>10205910
Do chinks even care aboit electric cars? At least enough to pay a premium for them?

>>10205929
$LCI

>left for vacation on Wednesday
>got really drunk Wednesday night
>spend Thursday and Friday canoeing down a river
>literally forgot that it wasn't the weekend and didn't check my portfolio until Friday evening
>I had net gains both days
>nothing tanked

wew

>>10205918
>penny stock
no thanks

>>10205951
the gov is very heavily behind EV support. It's going to be interesting to see if there is a big announcement of some kind this week from china-tesla

>>10205951
No. Chinks' primary heating source is still coal

>>10205904
The tables are almost full
Cover your shorts while you still can

we are supposed to be red into earnings so we can pump it. This means we are going down during earnings. US Bank on Friday.

>>10205963
I've got a seat and I'm ready to eat.

>>10205904
We blow past 280 soon.
First failure to pass didn't cross the cloud.
Bull up rkg.

>>10205283
holy shit, i went in the fridge to make bacon and eggs... fucking muenster cheese right there! woohoo

>>10205999
We are going to 300, trips confirm.

>>10206028
I hate his face so much. I watch so many cooking channels and he always pops up in my recommend.

>>10205991
I got lunch in under an hour, can't wait

>>10205999
Checked

>>10206027
Based cheese

Down $1k today, nuts to this market

>>10206027
Lucky bastard!
>>10206050
His face puts me in fight or flight mode.

>>10206073
>he held GBR after the pump was over

>>10206073
At least you have a cool ID. Too bad it's time for a new thread and you're going to lose it just like your money.

My JPM holdings just ticked over the point of being net profitable for me. Now the only thing I'm still in the hole on is fucking BRK.B

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME BUFFET-SAMA?!?!?!

>>10206121
700 million shares of BAC
but now it is time

>>10206121
Buffet-sama only gives gains to BRK.A holders, you get the scraps if there are any left.

>GBR

>>10206140
Holders have my condolences

>>10206140
>>10206150
Never hold. Eat your losses and turn what’s left into profit on the next meme.

>>10205963
>>10205999
Ready for death
Have come to terms with total loss

Do it already ;_; break 280 & get this over with


Nice chart btw

>>10205960
>the gov is very heavily behind EV support.
why? does the chinese care about their air quality?

How good is TDAmeritrade for trading?

>>10206179
yes, it's the major complaint the cattle have with gov.

>>10206179
No they don't care. Don't listen to the other poster. They care about appearances only and interacting with musk makes them look like big dicks

>>10206182
It's excellent but the fees are unacceptable

LCI mooning

>>10206205
What would you recommend?

>>10206201
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-13/china-raises-subsidies-to-reward-longer-traveling-electric-cars

It's both. They have to be seen as trying to fix the pollution, but yes they don't care if it means hurting the growth too much.

>>10206215
If you are poor use RH if you arent, use interactive brokers

>he fell for the trade war crash bear meme

>Everyone saving their posts for the new thread

new when

>>10206272
>Everyone saving their posts for the new thread
people do that?

>>10206282
This is the last /smg/ friend. Show's been canceled.

>>10206272
I usually save my lunch for a new one if it's 350+

>>10206327
Thats how most generals work when they get close to their bump limit.

LCI having some nice trading going on over $14 today

Someone make a new thread

>>10206339
luv you luncher, good decision

>>10206354
>>10206354
>>10206354
>>10206354
NEW THREAD
>>10206354
>>10206354
>>10206354
>>10206354

>>10206344
then make a new thread you hugh mungus faggot.

>>10206256
This bulltrap @ 277.4 will be artfully crafted if wall st can pull it off

They tying!

>>10202252
>>10202245
>>10202273
I refuse to believe RKG is a girl, I find it very fucking hard to believe. RKG's bullshit and his weird fan boy are really shitting up this board.

Also, isn't everyone else weirded out that Big5Guy's only stock pick that he was actually right about was pretty much only because of a massive company pump and dump scheme involving GBR and then he decides to drop his trip??? Just ignore the countless of times that the shitty stock he named himself after had failed over and over again.