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Will the bullrun ever end edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process. $0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread: >>10795850

>> No.10798515

first for boobs earnings tonight ($LB)

>> No.10798518
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10798518

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 0.6% because of T.

>> No.10798521
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10798521

SELL AMD
tomorrow

>> No.10798522
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10798522

cash money

>> No.10798529

WHO HERE UP FOR THE DAY

>> No.10798531

>>10798518
I'm still in a massive hole since my portfolio got ELONGATED last week, wondering if I should still be $2000 deep in Tesla

>> No.10798538
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>>10798495
The FNGU dream has become a reality

>> No.10798543

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.10798544

>>10798518

I opened a small position in Inmed Pharmaceuticals. Chart looks about ready to go in a week or two.

No gains today. Sort of maintenance trading day.

>> No.10798553

>>10798518
oil calls doing well.
it feels like nothing since i got Big Five Guy'd so hard

>> No.10798556
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10798556

>>10798518
up 0.10% today

>> No.10798567
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10798567

>EXEL calls jump 20% 5 minutes before the bell
What does it mean? The price didn't move enough for it to be justified. The open interest is up like crazy as well.

>> No.10798584

>>10798518
down 2.6% because of BILI

>> No.10798588

>>10798518
T sucked but still up .25%

>>10798515
Fucking LB, hoping it does better this time. It crashed hard from it's high.

>>10798538
I wouldn't call it a dream just yet. It's really needs to get moving.

>> No.10798590
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>>10798518
profited off the AMD roller coaster ride
looking at NLST now, don't know whether to laugh or cry at their history, every time they do something innovative, they moon, but they suddenly drop like a hot potato right after
every
single
time
it probably has to do with them being mostly engineering types so they got taken by Sandisk and Diablo Tech in the markets, poor guys

>> No.10798591

Praying for strong ER for LB to gap up to $37.

>> No.10798595

>>10798518
I'm up .93% today for some nice gains.
Still feel like shit over TLT and SLV, but my cat says to get over it

>> No.10798608

>>10798591
man I'd be satisfied with $34 tbqhfam

>> No.10798625
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10798625

Rkg should be banned for life

>> No.10798630
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>>10798588
FNGU will reach 100
These are the hottest stocks in the world

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10798654

>today's market

>> No.10798666
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10798666

wew
so i see why they shorted it down as much as they could at close
id want a better entry if i was buying in $210M lots too

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>>10798666
what the fugg

>> No.10798683

>>10798666
That's a lot of shekels, Satan

>> No.10798687

>>10798567

It means a few whales think the thing is going to pump tomorrow so they wait until end of day to make sure price doesn't dump on their buy in price before close. Closing on high of day is usually considered bullish (in most cases) and traders want to make sure of that happening if they're thinking tomorrow will be decent gains.

>> No.10798689

>>10798672
yea
bear in mind those are all x100 too
thats a 735k share lot

told you fuckers intl money was coming here after that minutes. were the best place they got to hide if pow pow keeps raising rates

>> No.10798701
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10798701

Judgement day is coming

>> No.10798703

>>10798461
Gotta break eggs to make an omelet.

>> No.10798708
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>>10798666
Initiate the golden bull

>> No.10798718

>>10798701
Dont worry, they put it on FNGU and yahoo owns majority shares so it must be good

>> No.10798726

Did somebody sneeze at VIX cuz it be up .15 now niggas

>> No.10798729
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10798729

>>10798701
BABA is a good buy according to my robintrack predictions
I will be monitoring it for science
Good luck

>> No.10798741

>>10798701
damn right it is grim
GTFO of EMs fucking ASAP m8

>>10798708
can you imagine buying w that much money in a single lot?
must be a fucking rush like no other
the dude will be up atleast a million before the market even opens, and thats being fucking conservative

im thinking we give some time for similar purchases of US treasuries, and then fucking hammer em desu. after all the intl buyers dry up treasuries have a LONG way to fall in the near term

>> No.10798768

>>10798726
watch time and sales/lv2 on major indexes senpai >>10798666
lotta people buying on the minutes

>> No.10798772

>>10798729
Why do you all laugh at Robinhood users with charts like this? The chart is showing they are on average, executing the correct trading strategy which is to "buy low, sell high".

>> No.10798795

>>10798703
If only they don't get fucked up by faggots stealing their engineering
again
350 shares worth of lunch money, let's see where this shit goes

>> No.10798809

>>10798729
i dont get it senpai
are you still trying to inverse the RH traders?
if so, youre literally doing it backwards again

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>>10798741
ah yes, this would all benefit me

>> No.10798864
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>>10798809
It's pretty much just buy low sell high, only i have to make it overly complicated to make myself believe it.
And (according to the theory currently being tested), you can approximate when it tops and bottoms out, making it good for week long swing trading
Pic related is the record so far

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10798875

I certainly hope you bought SJM today
She is a swinger boys, this will go to 115 in no time

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>>10798518
Not too bad considering I didn't wake up until almost 3

>> No.10798903

>>10798809
>>10798864
Note the devastating loss on AMD because I tried guessing on the robinhood user "FOMO pattern" instead of the "Looking glasses" pattern.
This is very scientific

>> No.10798922

>>10798831
oh yea
should make banks moon, and consumers become the obvious choice for yields for a minute. that is, if were right about the reason that consumers have been underperforming

not to mention the fact that the minutes looked that good anyways should drive damn near everything up regardless

>>10798864
so youre buying puts on them?
comfy, this chart shows that RH bought the dip, and thats it

youre not supposed to buy puts on the dip. that doesnt make any fucking sense
i literally cant even

>>10798903
please show me these patterns comf
youre at least just paper trading this rn, right?

>> No.10798936

>>10798864
why not just keep all those stocks for life?

>> No.10798941

>>10798903
you're telling me you would be up 21 dollars or more otherwise?

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>>10798922
>youre at least just paper trading this rn, right?
>paper trading
>comfy
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.10798998

>>10798922
Yes I've switched to paper trading to stabilize my life, but the trades I did live worked really well desu. All the trades in that excel spread sheet are real, and ended positive. But the BABA calls will be paper traded
If it works it works
>>10798963
That picture is fugging hot

>> No.10799009

I'm hoping white girls will make me money with stock in starbucks

>> No.10799065

>>10799009
>investing in homeless shelters.
I seriously hope you don't do this.

>> No.10799084

>>10799065
Its gonna make a come back and white girls with their retarded drinks will ensure this.

>> No.10799103

>>10799009
I'm hoping they make me money with LB. Seriously, when does the ER come out?

>> No.10799105

>>10798998
alright
please continue to papertrade this only lad
any successes youve had thus far have been from complete blind luck (and w win/loss of 50/50, this checks out)

i literally cant even into your logic w this. your buying puts on dips where RH is buying? why? why would you do something like that? not only are you likely to lose out on vega, but youre also likely to lose on the deltas too as you dont seem to be grasping what im saying about you not actually inversing RH w some of these moves

imo the correct way to do this would to be to look for situations where the price has flattened out/fallen slightly after a big run. this "could" indicate that tutes are dumping into RHs buys. but still its hard to call w out seeing the volume of shares the tutes and RHers are holding. and im not seeing anything like that that you can see on that site

>> No.10799109

WHAT THE FUCK I BOUGJT AMD PUTS AT 20.00

>> No.10799138

>>10799065
>>10799084
Pumpkin spice retarded white girls

>> No.10799146

>>10799105
>imo the correct way to do this would to be to look for situations where the price has flattened out/fallen slightly after a big run
*and also where RH users is increasing

>> No.10799152

>>10799138
are going to make me money

>> No.10799168

>>10799084
>an employer who will pay for employee gender confirmation surgery
you really don't get it. why not invest in some one like proctor and gamble. they make feminine hygiene products and dawn dish washing soap.

>> No.10799183

>>10799009
dumb harlots arent gonna be able to afford to borrow anymore cash to buy pumpkin spice chai lattes on credit anymore once powpow gets done w things

>> No.10799190

>>10799168
because its a sure thing starbucks will make money this season with their pumpkin spice shit

>> No.10799192

>>10799009
Didn't you hear? White girls have all switched to Dunkin Donuts. They say it tastes sweeter and is cheaper

>> No.10799198

>SP500 breaks win streak as political turmoil Grips Wall street
>-0.01%
Top kek

>> No.10799208

>>10799183
based , red pilled
>>10799192
cite a source fgt

>> No.10799209

>>10799198
now i KNOW tomorrows gonna be a green day

>> No.10799215
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>>10799105
Alright these are my simulated trades for this the next two weeks or so to continue to test different patterns and theories.
Wish me luck!

>> No.10799222

>>10799190
What are women going to stop doing dishes and having periods? Pumpkin spice shit was last years meme, you're buying last years meme, don't do this.

>> No.10799278

>>10799215
BABA will likely crash but for entirely different reasons senpai. continued rate hikes will strengthen dollar and crush EM memes. not only that, but trump is throwing tariffs on them tomorrow

WMT has price and RH users both decreasing, so youre essentially betting WITH RH there (i also think a lot of intl investors will buy recession proof memes like WMT), so youre gonna lose that one

KO is also likely to crash out somewhat, but simply because its trading at the top of its channel rn

just remember, correlation does not mean causation. you need more data senpai

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>>10799278
Heh... see you on the battle field, brother.

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10799333

come on, LB, I need to make money from tiiiiiiiiiiiiiitays

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>>10799109
F
RIP in peace in pieces

>> No.10799450

Wait, these minutes suggest 2 more rake hikes. This kills the golden bull. D:

>> No.10799559

>>10799333
well that didn't work out. F.

>> No.10799575

>>10799450
From what I heard about it on MPMR is that there is a 90% chance of a rate hike next month, then a 70% chance of a rate hike in November.
rip
>>10799333
See this is good thot posting. If you're going to post thots, make them attractive not used up cigarette roasties

>> No.10799685

just did a calculation, with reinvested dividends and capital gains, i'm set to invest a little more than $50K in the next 12 months. If I do that for the next 10 years, I'll retire way early and live off dividend income. based compounding interest.

>> No.10799690

>>10799559
LB continues to be my biggest loser and I should have cut it ages ago, but I refuse to on principle. It also has to go back to it's high eventually.

>> No.10799697

>>10799575
>he doesn't like girls whoms't consume ciggies
If she smokes she pokes comfer

>> No.10799706
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10799706

Where did you guys learn how to invest? I want to really learn how to use the stock market

>> No.10799735

>>10799706
read books
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj
also put a small amount of money in and lose it

thats the only way to learn

>> No.10799759

>>10799706
Go to investopedia, read everything. Open Excel, pretend trade for a a few months. Once you think you've gotten that down take a small amount of money and be ready to lose it.

>> No.10799781
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>>10799575
>See this is good thot posting. If you're going to post thots, make them attractive not used up cigarette roasties
virgin detected

>>10799697
indeed, added bonus, it gives you an excuse to smoke, so you dont taste anything when youre mouth is exploring her body

and higher chances shes a degenerate, and legitimately mentally ill girls are the best in bed, even if they would be terrible mothers, the experience is one memory youll always look back at fondly (even if she isnt)

>>10799735
id save those files seperately, im still not sure who hosts that drive, and its from 2015-2016 times
it could become non public at any time

glad someone else is reading them too though

>> No.10799797

>>10799781
yea im not too worried about it
i have most of the ones i want, and its useful to drop it ITT when someone asks for books

>> No.10799799

>>10799735
This

I'm on this stage right now. I'm a retard for buying into GILI today and I only realized it after the stock tanked 7%.

I'm confident about it long-term, but it doesn't fit my current strat at all, so it's just going to kill me until at least 2019.

>> No.10799802

>>10799706
what the others have said about reading, do that. i found investopedia the best place to get a decent understanding of how the market works

but if you invest in safe, blue chip companies that have consistent profits, good cashflow and are a majority of their market, its difficult to lose money over the long haul. especially if they produce a dividend and increase their dividend over the rate of inflation. however that method (the one I use) isn't going to get you rich in a few years, but can in a few decades (all dependent on how much you invest and the market's rate of return)

god speed

>> No.10799819

>>10799065
In my town, Starbucks is a Triad hangout.

>> No.10799826

>>10799819
san fran?

>> No.10799828

>>10799826
CT

>> No.10799838

>>10799799
For a long term hold that you have faith in that's not horrible. Ctl dropped 6% today and here I am still holding it and still up 12% on them. Iron hands.

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10799874

DAX 30 on suicide watch

>> No.10799891

>>10799802
>>10799759
>>10799735

Thanks guys, i'll get started right now

>> No.10799933
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10799933

>>10799874
Well if Turkey crashes Germany should too.

>> No.10799936

>>10799891
Also talk about the stuff you follow in Excel, I'm sure most of us would enjoy giving our opinions on stock choices. You will get very mixed reactions. You will also learn from this. You should also defend your choices, if you don't have a good argument for why you made a play on a stock then you were just fomoing. And talking things out loud helps your brain to process.

>> No.10799953

>>10799706
step 1) find one company that does something that interests you. study what they do. learn how to read their financial statements. learn about the management team. listen to their earnings calls. get comfy and find another company that interests you. repeat until fully invested.

step 2) learn macro, options, hedging, ta, forex, and all other manners of retardedness to keep your self entertained while making money off step 1.

>> No.10799966

>>10799706
I never learned how to trade, I just come here to shit post.

>> No.10799970

>>10799874
bye bye every market except for ours

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>>10799953
>step 2)
Holy kek this is what I do, except don't forget putting 15% of ones money into meme shit.

>> No.10800129

>>10799970
Biz doesnt even have flags this post is garbage

>> No.10800291

>>10799838
I meant BILI not GILI oops

yeah I think I may split my portfolio in two, one bigger partition for medium length swing trading and the other smaller for long holds

>> No.10800353

>>10800129
what the fuck market do you think im talking about?
the only one that fucking matters

our rates are going up, which means all other markets will be crushed in varying degrees

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>>10798518
Another day
Anotha dollderp

>> No.10800433

Bought stocks today
Today was a good day

>> No.10800443

>>10800353
prolly thought u meant the market for peerages

>> No.10800452

>>10798518
$ARWR still got a big dick after dumping a couple of loads. Loading up for another cum shot come analyst day.

>> No.10800526

>>10800291
I've broken up my portfolio into swing trade, long term hold, dividend hold, and stupid gamble. Stupid gble is a category you should always have because you will always have those and you need to ackoledge it and them and manage how much you are stupid gambling

>> No.10800704

>>10798518
Up .71% today and 3.19% for the last 2 weeks. Feelsgoodman

>> No.10800710

if uso hits an all time high again I will have so much fucking money from buying the calls for 5 dollars

>> No.10800730

>>10800710
I was happy with my uso calls today, but yeah watching still for more profit but I'm not sure on it.

>> No.10800737

>>10800730
I have one of them from when they were .43 so even buying a dozen for .5 hasn't made me net green yet

>> No.10800738

>>10800353
Srill don't know which market
>mfw

>> No.10800755

>rate hike
>tlt continues up
that can't be right

I'll give it a week to doump I guess

>> No.10800768

>>10800755
>I'll give it a week to doump I guess
I got in TMF 2 weeks ago and am up 5% kek
Pls don't stop

>> No.10800771

>>10800738
The bond market has way way more money in it than the stock market. Rate hikes make previous bonds worth less, so the bond markets go down. Rate cuts moon bond markets because a large proportion of the outstanding bonds have higher rates than what you can currently buy, and are thus more valuable.

Similarly, if short term bonds are hiked, but not long term ones, it dumps the long term ones. Since long term bonds are almost always high rate to begin with, this never happens the reverse way.

>> No.10800786

>>10800768
Take your profits tomorrow. It WILL dump.

>> No.10800876
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Any Interactive Brokers users here?
I got some brainlet questions.

So I just opened an account on IB, shifting from Degiro (sort of regretting it). IB is way too complicated for my level of experience. Currently I sent some EUR to my cash account, which I also want to use to buy US stocks which are, obviously, quoted in USD. On Degiro, the system would automatically convert your money to USD and buy the stock. When I try to do that on IB tho, it calculates the impact the purchase would have on my liquidity but then I get an error message saying SETTLED CASH NOT AVAILABLE 0.00.
The fuck is settled cash?
Do I have to manually buy foreign currency every time I want to buy a stock quoted in markets not in EUR?

Also every data I have about stocks seem to be delayed, but it doesn't say by how many minutes. Do I have to pay Stock Analysis something something monthly for a market to get the info in real time?
Thanks in advance for the answers and feel free to call me a brainlet

>> No.10800897

>>10800876
why the fuck do I have to pay like $50/month just for realtime quotes and why do the jews charge me fees for adding liquidity to markets

>> No.10800916

>>10798495
buy clinuvel

>> No.10800933

>>10800876
Deep

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>>10798518
Doing alright, wish there would be a dip soon tho, more than 10% of my portfolio is cash rn, and I want to sell off and of my weak performers.

>> No.10800973

>>10800933
Like your moms pussy
Lmao that whta she said
*dab*

>> No.10801049

only up 3%, which is strange since half of my port is unhedged long options

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>>10800897
you gotta pay to play homie

>> No.10801058

>>10800876
>Do I have to manually buy foreign currency every time I want to buy a stock quoted in markets not in EUR?
they got a real money balance and a virtual forex position (if u dont want to convert).

>> No.10801068

Hedging is for FAGGOTS what is the point of being delta neutral????

>> No.10801069

>>10801049
i would swap to puts quickly if you don't wan't to be down 20%

>> No.10801095

>>10801069
Long options means you have bought calls or puts, short options means you have sold them to open a short position.

>> No.10801100

>>10801068
because you can achieve nearly risk-less trades if you can reduce the outcome to binary choices i.e: "either the company will go bankrupt, or it wont"

>>10800973
-_-

>> No.10801119

>>10801100
>company will go bankrupt
>open bear position
>it won't
>open long position
no hedging required

>> No.10801121

>>10801095
indeed, mistakenly assumed you meant calls by "long"
what are you holding?

>> No.10801134

>there are people here that unironically bought LBrands

>> No.10801156

>>10801121
tlt puts that are slightly red, X calls that are pretty green, and USO calls with a fairly red average cost. I closed out of all my other positions to sit on cash and look for an entry into gld, weat, etc. Also holding a bunch of high div stocks but those are basically forgotten about for the forseeable future.

>> No.10801160

>>10801119
if only you had magic balls that could tell you which one

>> No.10801168

>>10801160
>neutralise position
>0 profit no matter how hard it goes each way
binary events aren't less risky, see ER movements

>> No.10801177

>>10801168
The real thing to do with bankruptcy tier binary events is to buy a strangle well in advance and go long gamma and vega.

>> No.10801195

>>10801156
nice. I've been getting rekt by USO calls, finally seeing some upside, but I'm not convinced it will last.
I'm thinking about getting some 2019 gdx calls because i think we're going to see a big pop in gold when the hedge funds start to close their short positions. I can't imagine we continue to see gold dump with all the crazy political shit that has been happening

>> No.10801198

>>10801100
Xddd

>> No.10801213

>>10801195
Gold has pumped hard for the last week ever since the dollar turned.
>large specs go short
>gold pumps hard
REALLY THANKIN

>> No.10801223

>>10801058
Then why the fuck it doesn't let me buy murican stocks.
I'll ask the customer service, thanks

>> No.10801253

>>10800946
Same, I've been waiting for something all week to buy into but everything keeps going up.

Made some money off of the oil dip and ironically off of WEED

>> No.10801258

>>10801168
am still trying for wrap head around this too,
but have read up on the plays people made for the famous american tobacco ruling

they hedged delta neutral
bought underlying asset
short / longed
???
made 500% profit

me cant tell you why kek, but it works O.O

>> No.10801268

>>10801223
is your country under US sanctions?

>> No.10801272

>>10801258
someone who better at financial research go find out these hedge fund plays and then explain to me please for the tobacco ruling

>> No.10801274

>>10801213
not sure what you're implying...gold hasn't pumped shit. we're still under 1200

>> No.10801332

$ARRY anyone?

They've got a huge pipeline of things in phase 3 and seems to be undervalued currently compared to the last big trigger made it jump

>> No.10801344

>>10801258
being delta neutral means that it literally doesn't matter which way it goes, so they couldn't have made 500%

no reward without risk

>> No.10801366

Trump has just signaled the top.

>> No.10801389
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10801389

Why arent you investing in Northrop Grumman stealth laser bombers

>> No.10801400

>read most recent ER transcript about Netlist
>grace period of up until Sept. 25 to get back to 1 dollar for 10 days straight
>fighting against SK Hynix trial in Germany
not looking good for these goys September is almost here

>> No.10801433

Ark just posted the model used for $4000 TSLA valuation

https://ark-invest.com/research/tesla-private

>> No.10801490

>>10801433
White paper on MaaS

http://research.ark-invest.com/self-driving-cars-white-paper

>> No.10801510

New Chinese tariffs go into effect tomorrow. Priced in or nah?

>> No.10801527

>>10801510
no, everyone is sleepwalking on China.

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The decline will be priced-in if LCI lowers guidance in its CC, right?

>> No.10801573

>>10801510
nope, no one knows how the supply lines will react so it impossible for price in until we see what it am

>> No.10801608

>>10801510
Its all about BABA man. They can start a 25% run and Trump has no power anymore he's getting destroyed here I think people want a China run so bad.

Ah man I was so stupid to trust LB but the 60c dividend was so tempting along with another 5 dollar move up. The frustrating thing is Bed and Body Works is so on fire right now and the other stores besides Victorias Secret are also.

>> No.10801610

>>10801528
i think they've already lowered guidance.. this quarter should not be affected by the news. The JSP deal doesn't end until next year.

With a hit like this i see a few options for LCI
1. average down and hold through earnings and hope for a bounce to lessen your losses
2. hold what you have for months to come
3. sell and take the loss, you won't risk anymore downside but you won't be able to capture any potential bounce on earnings.
4. sell everything and buy puts.

(i'm not a fan of the last one, I really think that it's almost to the bottom any lower and it's prime for a buyout)

>> No.10801615

>>10801510
Prepare to short China and everything heavily related to China tomorrow.

>> No.10801624

>>10801610
>I really think that it's almost to the bottom
The bottom being exactly 5 dollars, you're almost correct. kek

>> No.10801631

>>10801344
so if they hedged with a delta neutral; the other direction was probably 10:1 odds
hedged with the underlying assets
they probably won cause the price of losing was nil, dunno what the actual case is though there's been a lot of big tobacco legal events in the past

>> No.10801650

>>10801624
>The bottom being exactly 5 dollars, you're almost correct. kek
it could go lower imo.. not for long.. always be prepared for the worse with stocks. Would not be suprised to see it dip to 4.85 range real quick

>> No.10801659

>>10801389
best in class stock right there. current dip is last chance to accumulate for them fat space force gains.

>>10801433
>between $700 - $4000 price target
fuck off cathie. stop shilling ur shit fund

>> No.10801672

>>10801659
What if Kathy is secretly Elon?

>> No.10801685

where is Harblong with his LTBR? Looks to be setting up for a run

>> No.10801686
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>>10801650
No
the collective subconscious has been memed into reality
it will be 5 dollars, and it will go up from there, and it will hit 10 dollars by the end of next year

>> No.10801696

>>10801610
I bought 100 shares at $5.50. I don't know what's gonna happen, but a 60% drop seems like overkill. They can always find another distributor.

>> No.10801707

>>10801631
You can't make money on a truly nuetral position no matter what, at best you can lock in profits. the only hedges I have ever used is using shorter term options to catch short term moves while holding the opposite position in a longer term option.

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>>10801686
>technical analysis doesnt work
get rekt fundemntal analists

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>>10801696
>>10801686
$10 would be good, i honestly think it's worth more. my plan is to hold what i have pic related (i have more in my robinhood account) and focus on other trades for the time being, i'm not going to realize a 50% loss when i can make money on other trades and slowly average down. LCI isn't done yet they have some new management that has already been taking it in a better direction imo with new license agreements and acquiring/launching more products.

>They can always find another distributor.
That was my thoughts too, if anything they can find one with a better deal, If i recall correctly JSP got a pretty good deal last time.. maybe it wasn't so sweet this time and LCI was playing hardball and lost the costumer?? Either way whats done is done and yes 60% is over kill especially since it's already dropped from $30.. the company is still profitable and most of their debt isn't due until 2021.. they've been paying that debt off early and restructing the business to be more profitable.. do i think it's going to moon overnight? no probably not but i don't think LCI is done for.. imo with new management, new drugs, new deals and getting rid of JSP.. it's just getting started and to get started you will be facing some battles

Market is wrong alot and over exaggerates news, thats how you make money, i don't care when stocks go up or down.. i just like when they move.. it brings attention and opportunity imo

>> No.10801786

>>10801747
I'm at work right now so I can't show you, but I was playing with various TA on USDZAR and it was pretty fun desu, trying to take in a lot of different forex indicators

>> No.10801810

>>10801779
LCI is not an AMD, it's not going to rocket the way AMD has done. 10 dollars is the best you'll get by next year. Yeah it's your baby but sometimes you have to be conservative in outlook.

>> No.10801818

>>10801810
>sometimes you have to be conservative in outlook.
did you read anything i posted?

>> No.10801827

>>10801818
yeah, a very not-conservative outlook
optimistic though

>> No.10801837

>>10801827
ok

>> No.10801839

>>10801786
>USDZAR
ew dont learn forex with meme currencies
do EUR/USD or USD/JPY

you gonna waste time looking at ZAR

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>+0.1%
>-0.1% after hours

>> No.10801897

>>10801659
2 billion AUM with their ETF's.. why would she shill on smg?

>> No.10801992

>>10801839
Is ZAR the shitcoin of currency?
Because if so it's just adorable

>> No.10802012

>>10801872
not worry futures are bullish ATM
we should gap up tomarrow

>> No.10802032

>>10801992
Wheres the Shitcast

>> No.10802040
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>>10802012
Bullish Bias

>> No.10802051

>>10801779
I started a position in LCI after the dip, I think this is an obvious overreaction.

>> No.10802054

>>10802032
I apologize for lack of shitcasts. I ordered some new materials to change the format to make it better
I want a real radio show to be streamed on YouTube, not a podcast. More shit will be produced live when it all gets here

>> No.10802070

>>10802040
are you the disneyland fag? when we going?

>> No.10802083

wait wtf

All of these dividend investment calculators are telling me im going to be a millionaire in 20 years if i invest 1600 a month into a dividend portfolio that pays 5% annually.

Whats the catch? Is the math wrong? Why wouldn't everyone do this?

>> No.10802085

>>10802054
just give up. You know you want to

>> No.10802093

>>10802085
>just give up.
Could you please do the opposite and regain your chad status instead of being the punching bag of /smg/

>> No.10802109

>>10802070
when the pirates of caribean ride opens again

>>10802054
Apology not accepted
Disgraceful

>> No.10802117

>>10802093
he's always been a punching bag since he arrived

>> No.10802122

>>10802093
>implying i give a shit about a "chad status" i only care about making money.. not making friends......

>> No.10802123

>>10802117
It's way worse now compared to when he was just shilling big5 as "mid-teens"

>> No.10802127

>>10802085
Why would I want to give up? It's fun desu
>>10802109
DELET

>> No.10802131

>>10802123
i never ever once said i was Big5Guy.

Big5 was a just for fun trade

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>>10802131
>i never ever once said i was Big5Guy.
You wouldn't be trip fagging if you didn't care about the attention. Change your trip back to big5, make up with your girlfriend, and stop wasting your time.

>> No.10802163

>>10802109
>when the pirates of caribean ride opens again
i was kinda thinking we don't go to Disneyland but instead get fucked up and go to a strip club or casino do some blow and then get some hookers for a few hours and then go our seperate ways at 6 in the morning without ever going to sleep..... that's honestly what i was thinking

>> No.10802172

>>10802152
again.. never ever said i was Big5Guy people have just been assuming it

>> No.10802182

Are there any financial management groups I can give my money to that would get me a high roi?

>> No.10802191

>>10802172
That is so fucking insulting to everyone's intelligence here. I can recognize your autism a mile away.

>> No.10802192

Can we stop sucking eachothers cocks for a minute and reply to some unanswered questions?

>>10802083

>> No.10802200

>>10802163
lol yeah I used to do this with people I met through video games
However Im living on passive income right now week to week and dont have any spare right now, when I get a job again im up for anything

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>>10802163
Me want Disney land me want Disney land

>>10801992
Wouldn't that far but it just not po nd ot the big three that affects macro movement

>> No.10802219

Khalid al-Falih, the Saudi Minister of Energy, Industry and Mineral Resources and Chairman of Saudi Aramco, said in a statement on Thursday that "The Government remains committed to the IPO of Saudi Aramco at a time of its own choosing when conditions are optimum."

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>>10802192
its correct

>> No.10802227

>>10802200
>However Im living on passive income right now week to week and dont have any spare right now, when I get a job again im up for anything
id pay for you... money isn't fun when you can only spend it by yourself

>>10802202
>Me want Disney land me want Disney land
lets go then faggot.. i don't care how fat or sick you are.. fucking do it.

>>10802191
>That is so fucking insulting to everyone's intelligence here.
Did i offend you? did i hurt your feelings?

>> No.10802235

>>10802227
>Did i offend you? did i hurt your feelings?
Absolutely not, I'm just pointing out how absurd it is that you think you can play it off like you're not big5.

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>>10802227
sweeeet big5guy is buying me and reluctant disneyland tickets

>> No.10802253

>>10802083
>All of these dividend investment calculators are telling me im going to be a millionaire in 20 years if i invest 1600 a month into a dividend portfolio that pays 5% annually.
>Whats the catch? Is the math wrong? Why wouldn't everyone do this?
>>10802192
you can get a better return on rental properties and historically real estate has always gone up.. can't say the same for every dividend paying stock. 5% a year really isn't anything. You have taxes and inflation to fight. You need 2% for inflation, another 2% for taxes.. that leaves you 1% for profit at the end of the year?

Also you are going to invest 1600 a month into dividends? to prolong happiness? i rather do some blow and bang some pussy while i still can desu..

>> No.10802254

ETERNAL BULL

>> No.10802258

>>10802246
Didn't you hear, he's not big5

>> No.10802259

>>10802246
six flags magic mountain is a better trip. Heard universal studios is better these days too.

>> No.10802262

>>10802235
>Absolutely not, I'm just pointing out how absurd it is that you think you can play it off like you're not big5.
i never said i was Big5Guy..................

>> No.10802273

>>10802262
But you are big5

>> No.10802279

>>10802259
I live right next to disneyland and knotts berry farm
But my favorite is Seaworld, but thats a far drive

>> No.10802280

>>10802259
>six flags magic mountain is a better trip. Heard universal studios is better these days too.
had a season pass to both.. went about every other weekend.. also did the season pass to disneyland got to the point where i would just go for lunch and maybe 1 or 2 rides.. also did the knotts thing.. after a few years decided that money was better spent somewhere else desu

>> No.10802285

>>10800933
http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf
People criticize this as the "lol we live ina society: The essay" but I feel it is much more than that. The mouse video was like a dramatized version.

>>10802262
Lmao we all know you're big5guy. I saw a thread were you used three trips with one ID not too long ago. Also fucking god that ellipses abuse. Big5 for sure.

>> No.10802288

>>10802262
If you aren't big 5 guy, admit trading BGFV was a fucking joke and it will never reach mid-teens

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>>10802246
>>10802227
Yay!
Me love you will give blow jobs sp xan skip hookers @_@

>B5GtakesSMGtodisneyland.jpg

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i am the real big 5art guy

>> No.10802307

>>10801747
2scoops was just doing shitty FA. book value is not correlated to future returns. Look at Lockheed martin, it has a negative book value and great returns. in fact you can look at the s&p 500 and all their book values and it doesn't match up at all with returns.

i was lazy in my DD so i didn't know there was a potential risk of them losing ~30-%60% of their income overnight. Had i known i think the risk would have outweighed the potential returns.
it was a 10 year contract and so much can change in 10 years. JCP had some equity in LCI but not enough to really stop considering new offers. so the lack of news of a renewal should have been a red flag.
there were articles warning about this in april of 2016.
i'm not sure the potential of these new drug deals but i'll have to read up and see if its even worth holding at this point.

>> No.10802310

>>10802279
i've got a season pass to seaworld.. not sure whats so great about it tho.. everyone says they love it.. only good ride is the new electric eel one.

We really should go when it starts cooling down.. i'm down.. I'm going to chicago for a week.. then when i get back i'm going to oregon for almost a week.. then i'm going to mexico for a week.. then i'm going to england for a week.. i'm down after that or maybe in between? i'd like to go when my ball sack isn't sweating through my pants

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>>10802291
siiick Im gonna get a blowjob + make big5guy buy me a $20 chocolate dipped banana and then ride the Matterhorn

>>10802310
Last time I went they had virtual ride and the rollercoaster only, that was so fun
Plus I like aquariums
Whenever you want, Im just on perma vacation

>> No.10802358

>down .5% for the week

>> No.10802411

>>10800755
rates didnt hike yet senpai
this was the minutes from the end of last month which implied were going to get more

>>10800738
then youre pointless

>> No.10802418

>>10802291
>>10802344
if you guys really want to go i'll buy the tickets.. i'm not buying your shit while we are in there but i will bring xannax and some weed and maybe buy some beers before.. during and after.. and maybe some coke to pick us up while we leave

>> No.10802425

>>10802259
>company rents out the six flags in Texas for one day every year
> 18$ for 2 all day tickets and 2 free meals
>tfw no +1 to take with me

>> No.10802449

>>10802285
i always thought ol ted was a good writer desu

my ex-gfs uncle was actually roomates w the guy
i guess he didnt talk much, but when he did it was always rants about society and liberals

its too bad he grew up when he did
if he grew up nowadays, at least hed be able to vent some of his frustration w the thousands of /pol/acks who feel essentially the same way

i would be worried they would end up starting some kind of death cult tho desu

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>>10802418
dont worry I dont need drugs
Im loaded on heroin adderall klonopin and gin
I do want some cool rat mickey mouse mouse ears though

>> No.10802458

I’ll come on the Disneyland/casino/strip club trip and dose anyone and everyone who is interested with high test LSD.

Side notes: Williams Sonoma kicking ass after earnings. Internet is out in my building and it’s really pissing me off having to do all this from a phone. Had a pretty good scare last week on some options (which I recovered) but I’ve got to get my balls back at some point. Probably when the internet comes back on.

>> No.10802479

>>10802456
this is not golden bull senpai
at least do em on separate days
or fuck, add some more uppers or something

youre gonna fuck up playing it like this senpai

>> No.10802492

>>10802458
>>10802418
oh yeah I hate strip clubs by the way, they are always such a waste of money

and I have a ton of San pedro cacti I have no idea what to do with, it just keeps growing I have ike 20 feet

>> No.10802495

>>10802456
>I do want some cool rat mickey mouse mouse ears though
i'm not buying you shit while we are in there!
you buy your own god damn mickey mouse ears!

if all goes good maybe we go to mexico together so you can pick up more drugs and we can bang some hookers. One time though a few years ago.. I ate a hooker out in mexico and haven't felt right since... Just recently i banged this chick raw and ate her out and it feels like i'm getting back to normal. fucking weird...

>> No.10802502

>>10802418
I have a medical marijuana card, I could bring a ton of shit, but I live all the way in michigan so fuck that.

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>>10802479
Im so fucking bored all the time I cant stand it

>> No.10802510

>>10802495
lol Im afraid of mexico man
I dont want to get my face cut off

>> No.10802529

>>10801747
selling puts = bullish retarded shit poster.

>> No.10802532

>>10802503
what a pathetic excuse for you to be LARPing as john belushi this hard

you know this shit has diminishing returns
wtf you gonna do when it all stops working, even taking it all together?

>> No.10802554

>>10802510
it's really not that bad.. Chicago is more dangerous imo.. media just has a way to spin it.. i go to mexico alot.. sometimes very deep into mexico and have never had problems.

>>10802502
better get a plane ticket

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>>10802532
You realize Im going to live forever, right Teh profit?
Im not ever going to die
Im going to live millions of years and beyond, inventing my dolls

>> No.10802559

>>10802554
my best friend goes to the Tijuana strip clubs all the time but Im too afraid to go with lol

>> No.10802585

>>10802554
If there was a place that /smg/ should go, it should be mexico in all honesty.

>> No.10802615

>>10802555
So you admit to being Warren Buffett, finally!!

>> No.10802617

>>10802555
(begrudgingly checks digits)
hey i used to do this shit too senpai
prolly shaved a solid 20 years off my immortality
ive known junkies that make it to 80
ive met tweakers/cokeheads that live till 65

but aint no one in the whole fucking world that gets away playing it like this
wtf happened to the "cycles"?
this just the "fuck errytang cuz im bored" cycle?

pussy
id hate to see how you get when something actually bad happens to you

>Tijuana strip clubs all the time but Im too afraid to go with lol
avoid tijuana
its like 10x sketchier than 99% of mexico

>>10802585
id rather go south america like argentina or peru desu. more remote and like the wild west. less cartel controlled too
i know some folks that build skateparks up there in peru and got some frens we can prolly crash w there desu

>> No.10802621

So now that Blumpf tweeted about the white farmer land seizures in SA do we still short SA?

>> No.10802625

>>10802621
wait WHAT?

>> No.10802630

>>10802617
I'm just interested in finding a place to vacation with the most traps per capita

>> No.10802637

>>10802630
Thailand, Bangkok

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>>10802625
MSAGA

>> No.10802641

>>10802621
What

>> No.10802651

*inhale*

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032454567152246785

>> No.10802655

>>10802639
uhhh can I buy those EZA puts now?

>> No.10802661

>>10802655
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.10802668

>>10802630
brasil senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrKssj5OI_o&list=PLVL1Rf-SGyL_qMMeoefEpdrnozmzj_YMr&index=3
but if were goin all the way there im going for the actual brasileiras desu

>>10802637
thai traps are fucking grosser than usual senpai

>>10802639
wew
what if he sanctions them?
fuck. this is HUGE
this has been happening for years and no one says a fucking word

oh fuck donny boy lets make the cape rhodesia again

this is gonna wake a LOT of people up desu

>> No.10802670

>>10802617
yeah my oldest friends are 75+ year old women, one injects roxy the other BTH
safer than alcohol!

>> No.10802673

>>10802661
don't yell at me D:

>> No.10802676

>>10802673
sorry it's just the largest adrenaline rush I've had in like 6 montAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.10802687

>>10802559
my friend would always ask me if i'm scared to go ever.. i would always tell him fuck no and that god has a plan.. when he wants you he wants you.. I took him with me the last time i went.. he won't stop asking me to go again.

>> No.10802689

>>10802639
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T HAVE MY SHORTS IN
I MISSED IT BY 3 FUCKING DAYS

>> No.10802692

>>10802670
yea one at a fucking time m8
if thats the way youre gonna do it, and thats how you wanna play it, then do it senpai. not gonna stop ya
just not all at once
youre literally wormfood thats walking around rn

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>>10802668
it's a massive first step in debrainwashing people but for the liberal for years it's been
'black skin, good; white skin bad' in africa, that's as much as they know

but yeah we fucking buy those puts Now boys we're gonna be so fucking RICH

>> No.10802705

FUCK I NEED TO OPEN A 1BROKER ACCOUNT TO SHORT ZAR

>> No.10802709

>>10802668
I have no experience, but I'm pretty sure they still have the highest per capital.

>>10802689
Yeah I regret thinking I should give it a week.

>> No.10802714

>>10802709
you can't time a trump tweet, just grab the puts when you can, it will take a couple of days for it to really start going downhill

>> No.10802720

>>10802676
i agree m8
this is fucking huge
fuckng donny boy just ensured that the boer prophecies are gonna fucking actually happen

>>10802697
i dont think you understand quite what this means senpai
what do you know about siener van rensberg?

>>10802709
thais are disgusting people in general desu
id hate to see what their transexual whores are up close in action lol

no position

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>>10802692
I know you worried teh profit, but I been doing heroin, dxm, benzos for years
I used to be the meth chemist in my area
As long as I dont fall asleep, Im perfectly safe

>> No.10802747

>>10802709
We literally said it was going to happen last night and it happened. It took 24 hours
Trump confirmed an smg poster

>> No.10802754

>>10802747
I knew it would happen at some point ever since he got elected. Luckily I'm into stocks and such now, rather than back in 2016.

>> No.10802770

>>10802754
I can't post it but look at the USDZAR charts. You can pinpoint the moment trump sent that tweet
Still pissed im not in on it right now, but WHAT A GREAT MEME

>> No.10802772

>>10802743
nah m8 its the mix
idc how fucking immortal you think you are
that shit REXXXX the fuck out of your heart pretty damn quick

i used to do the john belushi LARP myself. dope and coke IV. just fuck off and do em on different days

>>10802747
>>10802754
>>10802714
>>10802705
dont be so FOMO m8s
thats an extremely illiquid options market and hyper inflation takes months, so theres no hurry

SA isnt gonna do anything dramatic unless the dollar spikes or unless the US places sanctions or some shit

>> No.10802773

>>10802747
That or someone working on his morning brief is.

>> No.10802775

since when the fuck did anyone start giving a fuck about south africa? the only good thing that has come out of there is Elon Musk.. the next best thing is Die Antwoord and thats not saying much...

>> No.10802785

>>10802772
yeah the options on EZA are gay but I would absolutely hate to miss the trade of the year

>> No.10802791

>>10802772
USDZAR already mooning. I know, this is only the beginning.

>> No.10802816

>>10802775
i got friends there desu
used to live w a kid from there, and i know a couple from online

this is absolutely fucking huge
everyone, even THEY, thought they were fucked. theres HORDES of lv1 machete niggers who are now sanctioned by the govt to go kill every single one of them and destroy their homes (not that it already hasnt been happening for years, but still).

idk senpai go look for an 8/pol/ thread and read up. its fucking scary stuff

>>10802785
this is NOT how you play macro memes
fucking TRUST me
ive nearly blown up so many times being a fucking retard and trying to force macro trades when they arent ready

>>10802791
then wait for an entry
you saw what happened after i covered on the 12% down day?
it bounced WAY the fuck back up
theres always a dip
if it truly hyperinflates, theres no being "late"

>> No.10802822

>>10802816
>this is NOT how you play macro memes
ok help me out when do I buy jan 19 puts on it

>> No.10802835

>>10802816
Yeah I still have 6 days until my BTC gets here, so I will defiantly be waiting
(complications with coinbase/gdax)

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>tripfags planning a get together

>> No.10802850

>>10802791
USD is mooning
the rand is not crashing yet

>>10802822
on an uptick and when IV looks wrong
im the guy that told you all to short turkey/lira and SA/rand. EMs and shit-tier currencies bounce fucking HARD when they do
look for that
if we get a green day in US markets this should dump the dollar somewhat, giving all EMs and currencies some relief. ideally we want to be in a position BEFORE the next rate hike

>> No.10802859

>>10802850
interesting

>> No.10802895

lol gold and silver crashing again

>> No.10802896

>>10802859
it is and macro stuff is super fun as well as rewarding, but get to know the fucking trade BEFORE you take it
pour over historical data, do some research, watch the tickers/pairs etc

also get to know how/why it would bounce and figure out how you can hedge so you dont get LIQ'd on leverage

honestly, for EZA the better play is to write naked calls imo, as IV is already super high, youll just have to roll em a lot

>> No.10802904

>>10802895
good
i knew as soon as comfy covered itd be time to short again

>> No.10802941

>>10802904
I'm seriously considering doing an inverse Comfy investment strategy

>> No.10802968

Ok seriously, how do you short South African currency? Trump is tweeting about it now.

>> No.10802976

>>10802941
>m seriously considering doing an inverse Comfy investment strategy
he changes his strategy every week.. thats how you can tell he's still new.. he hasn't found his style yet. Just wait until he gets desperate and fed up and heads for dividends.. after that phase he will probably be onto something that fits his actual personality more..

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>>10802859
ok, so idk exactly which companies in the SA40 index are involved in EZA, but it looks like its nearing the top of its range, so this might be a good time to take an initial position. just remember if you get longterm puts, you NEED to get them at low IV, so pay attention to it

>>10802941
im not trying to inverse him, and i dont mean to talk him out of trades, but he doesnt understand how/why commodities move, and he should NOT be trading them imo
commodities and macro stuff is brutal unless you got an eye for it

>> No.10803006

>>10799109
This is why you always buy deep in the money puts. Don't be a greedy Gus, buy deep in the money and close to parity.

>> No.10803019

>>10802976
I was the same way, now i'm 80% boomer stocks, and 20% medium volatility.

>> No.10803022

>>10803006
>put in more money on your gamble to go up in flames
does anyone here actually exercise options?

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>>10802941
>>10802904
Absolutely rip

>> No.10803033

>>10802976
the problem is that he has been here almost 1 year now and still doing the same bad trades, what is the true problem comfy needs to fix

>>10802986
Commodities are the hardest thing to trade besides forex, not sure why new traders are always drawn to it
Given, gold and silver are one of the easiest things to trade

>> No.10803040

>>10803029
said nobody ever

>> No.10803045

>>10803033
>Commodities are the hardest thing to trade besides forex, not sure why new traders are always drawn to it
stocks can be really, really random

>> No.10803055

>>10803033
>what is the true problem comfy needs to fix
hes a follower not a leader he needs to realize this and implement it into his strategy.. then after he realizes this he needs to realize when it's gone too far... then take gains.

>> No.10803056

Coming into $700 to invest soon. What’s a good pick?

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>>10803045
in my expieriece, megacaps are the easiest, you just have to wake up on time

The hardest things to trade are copper, pennystocks and grains

>> No.10803060

>>10802639
hahaha

been shorting it for awhile. can't wait to make some money

>> No.10803072

>>10803057
megacaps are also boring

commodities offer high risk/reward while also not being prone to black swan events like tech stocks, bioshits, penny stocks, ETC

>> No.10803081

What software do you guys use to do your turbo meme charts? I'm looking into getting something that can do that, preferably software that also works on the phone pretty well.

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"anti-racists"
this is the future they want for america too

>> No.10803100

>>10803084
That by definition is racism, but obviously nobody will care but us.

>> No.10803102

>>10803072
well thasts certainly not true
Commodities are much more random than megacaps and more risk to drop on dollar or political events

>>10803084
this makes me rage

>> No.10803115

Ok I will buy EZA puts in the morning then.

>> No.10803127

>>10803081

tradingview

>> No.10803129

>>10798495
Any stocks that closely follow the SPX?

>> No.10803130

>>10803006
i find if you get 70 delta ones (usually only a strike or two deeper than the ITM/ATM ones)

>>10802859
another thing im thinking about actually is to buy just slightly ITM puts on EZA just before expiry. that way, when i get exercised, ill end up having a fuck huge short position (since i dont have margins and cant short directly)

>>10803033
>Commodities are the hardest thing to trade besides forex, not sure why new traders are always drawn to it
dunno, but i CAN tell you that its the only type of trades that make any fucking sense to me desu. im fuck awful at picking stocks, and i know it too. plus theres no fucking logic to stocks. its all retail hype and analyst FUD garbage. i dont like how retail moves things. i cant predict it, nor can i trust it

w commodities, theres tons of things that relate to one another, so i can comparatively analyze shit in a way that makes sense to me. also, they are very manipulated, and often times this manipulation is done outright. w stocks, it all gets blended in w the noise and retail. theres WAY more instances of stocks board of directors all getting fired one day than w commodities etc (i know, they have their own black swans, but you get what i mean). idk, they make a lot more sense to me than stocks likely ever will

i did good during the '17 bullrun on stocks cuz it was retarded easy. then feb happened, i lost fucking everything basically, and since then i havent been able to call stocks for fucking shit, so i gave up on em

>>10803057
>The hardest things to trade are copper, pennystocks and grains
never tried copper
and grains make a lot of sense to me as i used to live near a farm (and my buddy owns one), and talk about reading futures stuffs in order to find out what to plant

honestly i should just ditch options for these memes tho and go full futures, but i dont have enough for a margins account

>> No.10803143

>>10803084
I actually support the decolonization of south africa and north africa.. I also support blacks wanting to go back to africa.. honestly.. if they were to tell all black people that they can go back to africa and that the u.s. government will pay for the plane ticket.. i'd support it. The catch would have to be that they would have to renounce their citizenship.

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wtf it's so obvious I wouldn't have lost a cent if I knew about this stuff
guess I should have read those books earlier

>> No.10803149

>>10803130
well heres the thing, some commodities actually tether to basic technical analysis really well
Easy ones like gold, cotton, silver, oil and Natgas are extremely easy

Grains, copper, and others are completely moved by producer hedgers so Its very difficult to make mid term trades

>> No.10803150

>>10803084
>>10803100
>>10803102

You guys have two options when whites become a minority around 2040 and America goes the way of SA

1) buy into EU citizenship and purchase a literal cozy castle somewhere, no guns but still a long ways off from American level of decline

2) live in some remote US state with a ranch, compound, guns, etc

>> No.10803152

>>10803084
and here comes that fucking ignorance
>implying the bantu are from the cape
>implying the boer and their colonization arent the only reason that the bantu ended up there, being too fucking retarded to be able to even farm
im so glad we live in a time where every dumb asshole and their mother is allowed an opinion and a soapbox to shout it from

>> No.10803155

>>10803129
S&P500 = VOO or SPY
Dow Jones 30 = DIA
NASDAQ 100 = QQQ

>> No.10803158

>>10803150
>eu
>better off than america in 2040

>> No.10803160

>>10803150
Im never leaving America
Im going to buy a massive flatland in kansas to watch tornadoes until heat death

>> No.10803162

>>10803155
Thanks. I want to short before the impending doom since we have some bearish divergence on the SPX

>> No.10803164

>>10803143
>Boers giving up their family land
You are extremely retarded
How about we just *take care of* all black people?

>> No.10803172

>>10803149
i havent bothered w natgas yet as ive been just playing oil. but i see oil pulling back/flopping around in the next few months

im gonna have to look into it
never done any softs either
gold and silver are my fucking bitch tho

>> No.10803195

>>10803149
whats a good broker where i dont have to put in that much and can trade futures?
i wanna get going on it, as its obviously the only thing im any good at, but also dont wanna get too gung ho and blow myself up entirely when im still learning how to trade futures

>> No.10803199

>>10803150
I'd rather die than become a part of the EU

>> No.10803204

>>10803162
this is a dumb idea rn
dont do it

>> No.10803216

>>10803204
Why?
Divergence is powerful, it always works out in my trading, especially on big timeframes. Also, we have printed a double top

>> No.10803230

>>10803195
well you already know its nadex or IB
I dont trade futures anymore though
I was actually profitable at forex too but never went back
I suggest quitting commodities desubaka, because its really gambling
theres no gaurentee of buyers like with stocks

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>>10803164
>Not realizing that whites take care of blacks even on their own continent
>Not realizing that taking all white people out of the equation will cause blacks to slowly die off
>Not realizing the only way to solve a problem is to stop supporting the problem
>Not realizing he is actually retarded and probably deaf

>> No.10803233

>>10803216
Also, longest bull run meme = euphoria

>> No.10803234

>>10803199
This. the EU is basically a dystopian surveillance state.
I just want to have enough money when I die to buy 100 acres in the mountains of Idaho to give to my family to retreat too when the West falls

>> No.10803245

>>10803232
The Boers deserve their own land and their own country, I would kill every last Bantu faggot to keep them there

>> No.10803269

>>10803216
Cool, you might even capture 1% gains before we moon to 3000
bears are so smart

>> No.10803271

New bread
>>10803262
>>10803262>>10803262

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>>10803143
Don't be retarded, the niggers invading south africa right now are the fucking bantu savages that have exploded out of their containment zone for the past few decades. The other black tribes like the Zulu don't fucking need them in SA.
inb4 all dem niggas look the same, dats racist

>> No.10803314

>>10803216
go read the FOMC minutes that came out today, and try and figure out whats gonna happen when all EMs and EM currencies start going down the shitter due to continued rate hikes and QT. especially when the US still has good numbers through all of this. i see this causing a huge rush towards US staples, and treasuries

im fairly confident that were gonna run for quite a bit longer desu senpai

>>10803230
well for futures im not really looking to play just directionally. more looking to play calender spreads, regular spreads between similar commodities etc and things like that w defined risk

will probably play directionally on /ZB tho sometimes when i see something worthwhile tho, as those seem to yield the most bang for your buck in terms of profit/tick vs cost of contract

>> No.10803354

>>10803289
get out of there.. let them kill themselves.. block off the continent.. they can't swim anyway

>> No.10803375

>>10803354
/smg/ bros should arm up and fuck up some black terrorists.

>> No.10803413

>>10803143
its called liberia and it didnt fucking work

the reason is because there are thousands of tribes in africa. and those tribes will kill each other till the end of time, and NO ONE is gonna ever stop selling old shitty guns and weapons to the local warlords in africa because its a GOLDMINE in terms of making money off the grid

considering how much precious metals, rare earths, and resources are in africa, there will ALWAYS be someone trying to intervene or cause chaos to pillage the place. and whoever DOES get all of those resources will go on to rule the world. africa is incredibly important and simply cannot be turned into some sort of nigger quarantine. it sounds like a good idea in passing, but its simply impossible in practice

>> No.10803498

bros...if you are still long tsla, please get out. this farce is on the verge of collapse.

>> No.10803649

>>10802850
I LISTENED FREN!
(question asking anon here)

the CB last reported $50bn and that is enough ammo for a few short squeezes. things will get harry when they jack interest rates... say Friday.

>> No.10803663

i wanna buy rkg a house where she can like try to blow me every night as I make dinner, but have to just oh ok it's just a blow job, can't we do this over there where I won't have tools to cook our dinner...

>> No.10803678

well interest rates = what?
honestly banks ability to borrow and disperse capital. Are you all fundamentally retarded.

>> No.10803694

im actually convinced you're all actually fundamentally retarded, and don't even know. anonymous knows buy monthly and love each and every dividend.

>> No.10803735

>>10803694
u talking to me?

>> No.10803792

>>10803735
no im not... I'm just saying long term investing is ok as long as the company has a future. Most of the people in this general are losers who look day to day seeking the next wave. Most get caught and end up buying the wrong end of a trade.

>> No.10803803

I want to meet big5 guy

>> No.10803838

>>10803792
is a discipline game and I think indexation and ETFs have made this bull market a stock pickers paradise. fund bros can't justify performance fees off buy and hodl AAPL.

And when u got a EM crash like whats shaping in SA, is good to have a stash of risk capital.

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>>10802503
Hobbies. That's all we have.

>> No.10804036

>>10803887
>Hobbies
You know that's another word for surrogate activity?
>>10802285
This pdf is good for your future