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Hey /biz/

Me and my gf live together and are both white collar wageslaves. I spend my time side hustling with crypto and stocks / commodities futures. She is hot but has no side hustles to help us escape wageslavery.

I'm 28 (she is younger) so a bit behind on the whole zoomer twitch scene. Is it as easy as buying a DXR racing chair, a webcam and putting her infront of a cam with a tight shirt while playing fortnite, sims, slither.io etc so get the beta bux rolling in?

>> No.10832951

get her on seekinarrangement.com, find a betabux to buy her expensive things but no touching. sell the expensive things

>> No.10832958

>>10832918
post a pic of her and ill tell you

>> No.10832964

>>10832918
best investment is a marketable skill that helps you in any economy

put in some actual work you fucking faggot

>> No.10832976

>>10832918
pretty much that easy yeah, she has to flirt a little and be mildly suggestive. also put masks on and tape yourselves fucking then sell vids/ pornhub for ad revenue

>> No.10832979

>>10832918
Get her to cuck niggas on Twitter and reddit as a femdom

Selling used panties is a classic for reddit fags, I used to do it with fake pics of a girl and send the losers man pissed on undies

>> No.10832981

>>10832964

>put in some actual work
>literally working 50+ hours a week wageslaving in white collar hell

Sure thing boomer

>> No.10832996

>>10832981
>50 is hard

inbetween studying and work (spread throughout weekends) I'm clocking near 90. First year out of college making 70k and 30-40 of those 90 hours are studying

how's about don't feel sorry for yourelf. If you think 50+ hours across a week is hard then you're too much of a soft bitch to make it anywhere meanginful

t. 23 and more successful than you by miles

>> No.10833004

>>10832918
It will backfire on you
Almost reminds me of that redditor who had a cuck fetish and insisted that his wife sleep with another guy until the second it actually happened and he realized he wanted to be the bull.

>> No.10833029

>>10832996
I'd only work that hard for myself. Anything else is cuckery.

>> No.10833033

>>10832918
>gf streams on twitch
>you have to spend countless hours researching and setting it up for her
>she has to put more effort into her makeup and outfits on stream days
>guys throwing money at her, nonstop positive comments, free mods that remove any slightly negative comment before she can even see it
>to increase her money/presence she has to talk directly with other streamers, being friendly, playing together, hosting each other
>gets invited out to twitch con, you have work and cant go
>she gets banged out by the twitch streamer chads who make $1 million + a year from childrens donations

>> No.10833034

>>10832996

>implying you won't burn out and kill yourself by the time you're my age

>> No.10833036

>>10832918
Late 80s Boomer here. I don't know what any of those things are but you could try camwhores dot com or investing in a fur coat and cane, and driving her round cheap motel parking lots, looking for punters

>> No.10833048

>>10832996
there is more to life than work anon. i'd rather put in my 40 a week and raise a family with my extra time, or not work at all once i make it and do whatever i want

>> No.10833058

>>10833029
to be fair, I'm hyper competitive and this fulfills me. No one is asking me to work as hard I am. I just want to be a winner

>>10833034
you literally wish buddy.

a wise businessman told me if you aint earning you betterbe learning. If you aint learning, you better be earning

if you arent doing either, it's time for a new job. pick up a book faggot and maybe stop being useless and bitter

>> No.10833059

>>10832996
how does it feel knowing that your self proclaimed success is purely relativistic? Your satisfaction is derived from comparison with others. What a tragic way to live

>> No.10833102

>>10833059
feels like I'm going to get $150 sushi dinner and not think twice about it

>> No.10833111

>>10833102
and what if everyone else here was going to eat 1500$ sushi dinner? You'd feel like a cuck. As you are

>> No.10833121

>>10833111
i think max cuck isnt working toward your personal goals and achieving them

i think max cuck is failing to achieve them and pretending like you have it better than the people who can get what they want

>> No.10833128

>>10832981
what the other anon said. you cant really be complaining about 50. Literally everyone with a fulltime job clocks 50 hours a week. Thats average. You can only really complain if your doing over 90 hours. But if your doing over 90, you probably arent one to complain anyway...

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>>10832996
holy shit you couldn't possibly sound any more like a pretentious faggot, i make more than you with half the time effort LOL

also
>reddit spacing
you have to go back

>> No.10833148

>>10833058

Well done bro, you are a fresh 22 year old graduate who still buys into the corporate ladder meme. I was like that too at first, but then a few years of office politics, carrot on the stick cuckery and mundanity of work will kick it out of you.

Just like every other fresh faced dick swinging intern that comes off the conveyor belt.

>> No.10833157

>>10833121
your goals aren't personal if your success is dependent on the state of every other living person

>> No.10833172

>>10833148
yes but the difference is I'm actually successful

>> No.10833184

>>10833172

You sound exactly like a Big 4 junior, am I right?

>> No.10833211

>>10833184
didnt realize big cuck paid 70k

but no, the big 4 are for brainlets. If you're smart enough to be a big 4 accountant you're smart enough to actually make real money without the 4 am cuckery

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10833238

>>10833172
yes, you could also be successful at sucking cock for a living the same way a retard thinks hes successful because he just won in a special olympics event

lets be honest here bud, if you arent making over 25 mil a year, no one gives a fraction of a fraction of a fuck

>> No.10833246

>>10833004
Can you link the post please? Sounds like an entertaining read.

>> No.10833252

>>10833211
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/03/top-5-regrets-of-the-dying_n_3640593.html

what you're doing is a subconcious coping mechanism for early life trauma, like not receiving enough attention, or not being validated by peers. One day you'll realize that

>> No.10833274

>>10833238
yep this kid bragging on an anonymous board about making 70k a year doing 90 hours of work a week is fucking cringy as hell

>> No.10833278

>>10832996
I respect hard work but the saying "work smart not hard" is true.
Maybe you do both idk but 90 hours does not sound sustainable.

>> No.10833289

>>10833274

Yeah not sure how my thread about obtaining beta bux from zoomers via twitch turned into this dude bragging about being king of the wageslaves

>> No.10833290

>>10833278
its fine over 7 days a week.I mean the actual office work is like 50-60 and im not expected to work more than 40 regardless. Rest is studying for my own interest

if someone forced you to do it, it'd be so shit. if you choose to do it, it's pretty manageable

>> No.10833319

>>10833289
its the weekend, wagies are out and about.

>> No.10833377

>>10833290

>if someone forced you to do it, it'd be so shit. if you choose to do it, it's pretty manageable

that is true

As long as you truly do it for yourself. Respect is like a drug just don't overdo it. Life is all about finding the right balance.

>> No.10833465

>>10833319
Wage Slaves Day Off

>> No.10833745

Get her to do Asmr aswell, beta bucks will be rolling in

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10834444

>>10833059
>>10833278
>>10833034

>hating on zoomers

>> No.10834549

>>10833033
You forgot:
>Dealing with thirsty and retarded pajeets all the time (Come to Mumbai BB I buy iPad you merry me)
>If she admits she has a boyfriend - no viewers
>She will be stalked relentlessly
>You WILL be swatted eventually
>She'll be exhausted streaming more than 2 hours at a time, and she'll spend all her time with people other than you
>At some point, she'll consider camwhoring
>You'll have to deal with "donations" that are reversed by angry parents of thirsty 12 year olds and stolen Paypal accounts

Unless she's really committed to doing it, and not because you're forcing her to "side hustle" (wanna be thug talk, lol), it won't work. The only ones who last as gamers or cam whores are the ones that want to be there.

Oh, and you'll be unleashing the weaponized autism of the internet in trying to find her nudes. Because they believe every woman has personal porn just laying somewhere, for them to find. Expect every account you have to be attacked, and both of you being forced off social media. The successful cam whores and twitch streamer females I know have extremely locked off and limited social exposure, use PO boxes, and don't reveal ANY personal information.

/B is waiting to dig up every personal bit of information about you. Proceed at your own risk.

>> No.10834559

>>10833102
$150 sushi? $5 of sour rice and fish, and $145 for a logo, lol.

>> No.10835391

>>10832918
the key to doing it right is she pretends to play and just reacts to the game with her hands out of the camera's view, while YOU play the game properly

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10835786

>>10833004
haha holy fuck, cringing for that guy. link please.
>"oh no, she's enjoying it. wait what the fuck am i doing, who is this guy and why is he fucking my wife? wha-what-bhaaa

>> No.10835805

I’ll bang your gf for some nano.

>> No.10836809

>>10832918
yeah got another girl, to sleep with and live with us both, also she provides some child care for the kids and pays some rent etc

so yeah thats how you monetize