/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11068501
say hi, my name is anon

>>11068501
Just bee yourself

>>11068501
Easy, ask her some question on an assignment. Ask what hername is, introduce yourself. Talk about meme shit thats going on, like shit in your uni newspaper. Basically this
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>>11068501
Walk right up to her and look her in the eye and ask her if she would like to go out with you.

Say hi and start talking about bullshit. Ask her if she wants to get some drinks.

>>11068604
Can I ask for her number incase I “need help on an assignment”

>>11068501
TEll her about ur penis

>>11068501
Ask questions, get to know her. Stop and listen for clues for follow up questions. Hoes love to listen to themselves speak.

>>11068628
This. If you don't have experience talking to girls then don't try to have full conversations with her because you'll get nowhere. Just let her know from the get-go how it is and if she says no then move on. They admire the confidence, just do it

>>11068501
Offer her some drugs

>>11068501
Tell her you'll let her helicopter your penis while you pee

Show her your link bags

>>11068628
This is the move nibba.

>>11068687
Don't say I need help, but say It would be nice to have some help

makes you said more confident

>>11068687
Bro that comes out as needy. Be confident, you dont need a reason to get her number. Just say "Let's keep in touch" and pull out your cellphone and add her name as a contact, and let her enter the number.

>>11069362
Obviously do that on like 2nd or 3rd day once shes a bit more comfortable with your presense. Doing it right away is doable, but you might spill your shaghetti and there'll be no way to recover.

Ask yourself what would Sergey do? (assuming he isn't chowing down on a Big Mac)

See pic related? he is mentally dominating her. This is how Sergey attracts his mates, sheer mind fuck.

you have to Sergey her

>>11069362
Lol that's fucking retarded. How about you talk to her like a human you fucking retard. She's probably not interested in a guy who gets girl advice one the business section of a Mongolian archery forum anyways, so just forget it nerd

Ask her a question about an assignment or some shit during class, just be chill, if she seems interested then try and chat with her in class and see where it goes. Good luck my guy. Don’t come off like an incel/creep also.

>>11069386
Worked well enough to get my dick wet

>>11068687
Only do that if you guys get to talking and she’s vibing, if she’s into it she might even offer, but asking “would you want to exchange numbers in case I have q’s on the homework” a few classes from now after talking could be a good move

>>11069373
Im having flashbacks to uni days.
>cute girl sits next to me, long desk on the right side
>talk to her on day 1-2, things are looking good
>a separate class gets merged with us
>she is on same row but scoots all the way to the left to sit next to some chad for the rest of the semester

>>11069439
Fuggin rough my dude

>>11069439
Man those were the times. Some days I literally had enough money for one meal, but every day was different and exciting. Chilling with boys, meeting different cuties, learning stuff you think you'll need later on (80% of it you won't) or shit thats actually interesting, hitting the clubs on saturdays. It was as close to carefree hippie living as I came to

>>11068628
Dont do this you dumb fucking incel
OP is asking advice on how to talk to girls on a Japanese image board
He is gonna come off as an autistic sperg. Girls can smell desperation a mile away

OP just say hey how are you. Literally go from there. Girls are so fucking dumb, just say literally anything. Like so what are you studying, where is your hometown, shit like that
After like 5-10 min say we should get some coffee sometime, whats your number
She will give it to you
Dont listen to the rest of these incels,
Youre welcome anon

>>11068501
if your srs this every post in this thread so far is garbage. so take that into consideration. no I don't have any input of my own without more info.

>>11068696
this

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>>11068501
Nice firm handshake usually does the trick

>>11069568
no u

>>11068501
unironically did this today, thought a girl was cute in my class and just went over and said oh hey how're you going with this question? and took it from there, super easy.

>>11069589
This. Just say they you'll show up to your relationship early, and leave late.

You get to know someone by talking about yourself or asking questions about said person, then building on the conversation with personal anecdotes and humor. I'll even be more honest with you anon, how attractive are you and how attractive is she? If you're not being realistic about the situation and she is out of your league then don't bother, you'll just get friend zoned unless you're funny enough and can make her laugh constantly. Being funny, having money or being really intelligent is literally the only reason mediocre men (looks / personality wise) get women above their grade.

>>11068501
chad here, if your aiming for a specific girl youve already lost... set yourself up so you ATTRACT women, then take your pick from there... everything else is just disempowering to you as a male

>>11068501
Wonder how many unprotected black cocks she's had explode inside her. The qt3.14 OP's obsessing over, I mean.

Also, more importantly:

BUSINESS AND FINANCE. Blog somewhere else.

>>11068501
Tell he lady you are looking good today
And then just walk away

You have already fucked it up by asking everyone about it, now no matter what you do it will come from a desperate and needy place. Oneitis is the scourge of all beta men.

In short, what you need to do to fuck that girl is fuck other girls and stop making one chick the absolute object of your desire. Abundance is attractive, oneitis is pathetic. This girl has done nothing to earn your focus other than exist, if you lose your shit for her it just communicates that you are a desperate and pathetic SOB with no self worth. Good luck!

>>11070399
How can I be a true businessman without getting a qt3.14?

I found that flashing my cock normally works. Try that

here faggot. I'm feeling generous today so here is a tip. hide your pen before class, then ask her if you can borrow a pen during class. After class give her the pen back. tell her she is a lifesaver, get her number because you owe her. The next day give her a new pen and tell her the type of pens she says are shitty.

>>11068687
no, that is friend zone gayness. just say how's it goin'? with a smile. chat her up if she responds. keep it simple. if you chat for a bit and chemistry seems good invite her to lunch or coffee. you will be able to tell if she is interested by her expression/body language. she might offer a diff time - whatever. roll with it. if not, move in and keep practicing on other firls. keep doing it and you will get girls. do NOT get too worked up about a single girl before having asked her out.

>>11071482
This post gave me autism.

>>11068501
Just fucking talk to her, get to know her. Then after she’s comfortable with you. Also Get her Snapchat at some point. Once you’re somewhat cool ask her out and then you start to get closer and you’re in. Unless you’re a chad like me then you just simply ask her out and smile and it’s GG

>>11068501
GET HER PREGNANT YOU FAGOOT

>>11068501
Ask if she has a penis

Stand behind her chair and flop your cock out onto her shoulder. Its a little amusing ice breaker that shows you are playful.

>>11071914
This is the best advice here - go for this, OP

>>11068628
don't fucking do this unless you're at least a 9/10
just make small talk about something in class and go from there, after a few days of talking ask her out for coffee

>>11068501
Make fun of yourself. Make her laugh. When you get a chance show off you're actually a smart as fuck autist in addition of being funny and having the self confidence to make fun of yourself

>>11072019
this, but don't overdo the self deprecating, in small dosages it's funny but it can potentially come out as insecure and fishing for complements

walk up to her and say shes the ugliest girl you've ever seen. then tell her you feel sorry for her but you will sympathy date her. always works

>>11068604
>uni newspaper?
Anon, I don't...

>>11072036
Yeah, probably works best if you actually enjoy making fun of yourself, which is very enjoyable and reduces your stress, that's why people like it when they notice someone doing it. One more good tip is to save some nice question or a joke when you come up with one when things are comfortable, save it for when you want to start a new conversation. "Hey Stacy I think you mentioned X earlier, *insert your question here*". That shows her you've actually listened and even been interested about what shes talking to you. This too works the best you're actually able to get interested about shit

>>11072090
Or "Hey Stacy you remember when we were talking about x the other day, imagine if *insert funny joke here*"

>>11069110
I second this. College girls love ketamine

>>11068501
By saying hello, humans aren't fucking hard to understand

Thread full of autists. My god!

>>11068628
Lmao this fucking boomer advice will make you look like a fool. Please don't do this

The only answer is stop putting her on a pedestal and just fucking talk to her like you would anybody else. Ask questions that get her talking about herself. If you do this correctly, the conversation will flow naturally. Look for opportunities to be funny but don't force it. Especially if you aren't funny as a person. If she doesn't seem interested then who fucking cares go to the next one. You should hope you get rejected. Get used to that feeling until it doesn't bother you anymore. Once you are no longer afraid of failure you will be more confident and successful in your efforts. You wonder where that I don't give a shit attitude that Chads have comes from? It's because we don't. Because half the world is women and she is one in billions. Good luck anon

>>11068501
if shes not talking to you already becaue ur alpha chad as fuck she will ignore u if u talk to her lmao

>>11068628
Ladies you lookin good tonight
Then walk away

>>11068501
Talk to her you dipshit

>>11068628
Ask to see the manager, look him straight in the eye, shake his hand and tell him you're ready to work that same day.

never gonna make it the thread

>>11068501
Check out heartiste, here is a nice compilation of his work.:
https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-42283.html
Also resd the Rational Male by Rollo Tomassi and you will be set.

>>11069568
This is networking. Essential in business

>>11068501
Op rape her. Tell her sorry you had alleviate sexual tension on your end. Be really nice and nonviolent after you nut