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Only way is ..... ?

>> No.11376037
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>>11376033
Up?

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>> No.11376044

>>11376033
Up anon stocks only go up

>> No.11376045

>>11376033
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0-7IHOXkiV8

Gets you in the mood

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>>11376033
poop?

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>A Federal Reserve bank is a privately owned corporation established pursuant to the Federal Reserve Act to serve the public interest

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Federal-Reserve-System

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Warburg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySVGAS9JkPY

>> No.11376050

>>11376039
Kind of weird how the may-october dip/run up looks like the 2007-2018 fall and run up in a microcosm. What does this mean?

>> No.11376051

So is my boomer dad fucked

>> No.11376057

>>11376039
Dead cat bounce

>> No.11376068

>>11376051
He may be fucked twice

>> No.11376079

>>11376039
>tfw world news orgasms themselves over a tiny wick that barely pushed the market over ATH.

>> No.11376104

>>11376049
Lmao look at this guy who just swallowed his first redpill.

Did it hurt?

You can skip the "I have to post this shocking news everywhere phase, we already know bro"

>> No.11376107

>>11376050
that very complex 2D functions are bound to have *some* level of self-similarity in arbitrary sections
in other words nothing

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>> No.11376149

>>11376033
My uncle says I need a job and he's mad at me because I live with his mom (my grandma) for free.
He thinks I will steal her money so he took all of her money from her bank account and invested it in the sp500 because "muh +2% / year". I told him to put it into bitcoin while bitcoin was at ~2000$.

Well my grandma lost a lot of money already - but my uncle is a doctor so everything in the family is fine with it while me who has invested in btc and is up 300% is "a lucky idiot" lmao normies

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>> No.11376181

>>11376049
privately owned corporation ... that has stockholders ... and nobody knows who they are
dun dun dun

>> No.11376262

>>11376149
Be careful anon, stockfags in /smg/ are already talking about stealing from the younger gens to keep the bullrun going.
I hope you have your private key well hid.

>> No.11376372

>>11376149
The stock market had much better fundamentals. Your uncle is right

>> No.11376377

>>11376149
>wants to use his grandma's money for a ponzi scheme
you digust me. your uncle was right.