/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11443632
source:
https://techcrunch.com/2018/10/17/open-offices-have-driven-panasonic-to-make-horse-blinders-for-humans/

lol

burgers btfo

>>11443653
link?

>>11443632
Kek, we need a wagie wojack with these blinders and a feedbag

>>11443952
link is shit

>>11443632
Kek someone please photoshop it on wojak in his cage.

>>11443632
HAHAHA WAGIES BTFO!!! Thanks for sharing

I can't even laugh at this with a straight face

JUST

>>11443632
I want one, yay, now I don't have to look at their faces with my peripheral.

>>11444051
Wagie Stockholm syndrome.

fuck

why do burgers live like this ?

>muh freedom

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

>>11443632
There is a word in japanese for idiotic and unuseful invention. This is a japanese crowfunding project. Do you connect the dots, OP?

"Michael, we can't have you looking at Stacy in accounting, Mr. Shekelberg wants this project done today... now put this on and focus"

>>11444139
ahahahaha

THE WAGE SHADE

>>11443632
do they fasten your head as well, to prevent tilting?

>>11444120
>japanese world for this shit

Chindogu

>>11444181
There's over-ear headphones built into them. This means you probably also need to charge them or plug them in, literally shackling you to your workstation.

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>>11444139
>>11444169
OMEGAKEK

>>11444176
Lel

>>11444176
kek

>>11443632
when the fuck are we gonna stop paying taxes and simply start our own towns, industries, and economies
we have crypto now
decentralized enclaves when

>>11444139

>>11444139
Holy kek

>>11444139
It's happening...ohnononono

>>11444139
Include me in the screenshot knowyourmaymay

>>11443632
Wouldn’t it be better to just let this open floor plan office meme die instead? Or do business leaders need this new form of Panopticon?

Probably an unpopular opinion but cubicles are fucking underrated, what I would give to work in one.

>>11443632
LOLOLOLOLOL
WE ARE LAUGHING

>>11443653
Your link is shit
And you should feel shit

>>11444258
Have a look at horizen :)

>>11444176
Lel

>>11443975
It's not effective to use blinders on cagiewagie. They are different class.

>>11444139
Bizonacci here. Using this in the next video.

>>11443632
>>11443653
top kek

>>11443632
"And it's a good thing"

>>11444139
it's too fucking real. I can literally imagine wearing one of those. holy fuck wake me up from this nightmare.

I'm not a wagekek and I will be using it. Looks comfy and productive

>>11444318
thanks for reminding me that i have to return to that open office nigger cattle herding pen tomorrow
unironically kmsing myself soon

>>11444318
Fuck that looks like chaos. How could you possibly get anything done

Bump

i want one

>>11444231
/biz/ doesn't deserve you but I get you.

>>11443632
good luck getting employees to actually wear that shit.
i cant believe this is even real.

they're fuckin sellin these for over $200 a pop lmao holy shit

>>11443632
I can't believe this isn't an april fools joke

>>11445552
>Wear it or we'll fire you
Hey look I just got an entire company to wear it.
>M-muh workers union
As if I didn't knew you lived in Burgerstan, where you can be fired for "not fitting into company social environment"

>>11444139

the mad man

Aww, what's the matter goys?
Don't you want to be more productive?
Don't you want to contribute to society?
Don't you want to contribute to my retirement fund?
Do you want to end up being a bum like those lazy NEETs?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>11444318
>Dropping ethernet down from the ceilings rather than putting it under the floor.

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>>11446030
kek saved

>>11444139
>>11444176

>cant even make eye contact with Stacy let alone flirt with her

Its fucking over.

>>11444139
>>11444176

what's he thinking /biz/?

>>11446161
>only 6 hours until feeding time!

>>11446127
>making eye contact with women
What an absolute

>>11444139
>>11444176
>>11446030
Bumping for the wagecucks just getting home after a hard day of waging.

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>>11446127

All green, what does it mean?

Is there any end to the humiliation wagecucks are willing to take for a little paycheck?

wow, only $260 for a wage shade? what a deal. now I can focus and be more productive off the job as well. thank you my jewish overlords.

>>11444318
That must be some picture from a comedy sketch, or maybe it's a temporary situation like they moved in here for 2 months while they renovate the office.

That is just so cattle

>>11444139
>>11444176
The Virgin Side-glance vs the Chad Headturn-and-stare

>>11445911
Easier and cheaper to run it in the open from the ceiling. Cheap is all these fucks care about.

>>11444139

Wagie! Wagie!
Back to your cage!
Wagie! Wagie!
Earn your wage!

Hahahahaha, the absolute state of wagecucks.

bump

>>11446413
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
I WEAR MY WAGE SHADE IN THE CAGE

Wage cage doesn't really show up very well

Wojak near Stacies works alot better!

>>11443632
Late stage capitalism

>>11446521
Oh my god this is perfect

toastin in ebin bread

>>11446030

Why are the elites trying to dehumanize us so much? First wage cages, then benefits abolishments, now horse blinders for the open air office? Jesus christ how can people live like this

>>11446626
Convenience is the key here

>>11444318
>need this new form of Panopticon?
Doesn't make any sense when they can just monitor you computer use.
Monitor internet use at a bare minimum
Monitor individual screens if you really want scared goyim

This just looks like a mess and complete obsec fail

>>11444318
>>11446837
It's cheaper. Even cubicles would cost a few thousand for an entire floor.

>>11446959
>cheaper
Yeah I guess and way denser this way too
Man that looks like hell on earth.
I wonder if it's a bunch of autists who can't really focus this way, but are too scared too speak up. Or a bunch of chads who genuinely like this
I'm just glad I don't even have somebody in the cube opposite me. I can scratch my balls and pick my nose without anyone noticing.
>pic related
>balls getting itchy
>walk 1000 feet to the bathroom to scratch them
>it's filled with other bug men already
>get nervous
>leave without scratching balls

actually looking at it, what if the wagecuck closes his eyes for a longer period of time? how can the jewish slavemaster see if wagecuck sleeps?

>>11447043
>how can the jewish slavemaster see if wagecuck sleeps?
>no mouse or keyboard movement for X amount of time
>automatically tasered and written up
>time spent with no Proof of Wakefulness ((TM)) automatically deducted from paycheck

>>11446521
KEKKKKKKK

>>11447118
kek

>>11447043
Headset delivers electrical shock of monitored cortisol levels fall too low.

>>11444139
>Stacy
>Accounting

>>11444176
>https://techcrunch.com/2018/10/17/open-offices-have-driven-panasonic-to-make-horse-blinders-for-humans/
total kekek

>>11443632
Capitalism fucking sucks

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>>11447231
nah mang, we just need white masters. It's not like they are under the same pressures of capitalistic cutthroat competition and profit that led to this state of affairs in the first place. Yes, things will be more just if we just chiselled that hook off the nose.

>Japanese design something this dehumanizing and awful

Imagine my shock.
Glad I have the only office in my workplace.

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>>11446521
fucking kek

>>11447278
SCV READY TO GO... SIR!!

>>11447335
>>Japanese design something this dehumanizing and awful
>omg the japanese insects, we would never adopt any of their ideas! six sigma black belt? miss me with that shit

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>>11447544
The Japanese are subhumans who will be extinct in 100 years. We'll turn Kyoto into a weeb concentration camp.

>>11446521
This is the thread that keeps on kekking

who the fuck would work

>>11444176
Cane here for this

>>11447571
based

>>11447587
>>The Japanese are subhumans who will be extinct in 100 years. We'll turn Kyoto into a weeb concentration camp.
I don't know about you, but over here in the US we're going to have to brace for an ecological and geopolitical catastrophe that will at least affect the whole western hemisphere

>>11447587
>Kyoto into a weeb concentration camp

More like 4chan HQ

>>11447893
EPIC! SIMPLY EPIC!

>Along with obscuring the wearer’s peripheral vision, Wear Space, also sports noise-canceling headphones to really get the job done.

>same 3 annoying radio songs on full blast
>ads
>occasionally the voice of your supervisor

>>11446521
Fucking based. Kek. Thank you sirs.

>>11444017
I want you to actually die. Literally put a fucking fork in your jugular.

>>11446413
this is perfect

>>11447043
two small cameras at the end that monitor the eyes. The headphones automatically start buzzing with increasing volume once the device detects that eyes closed for more than 1 second

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>>11446521
Bumping for the dudes on the other side of the world

>>11444139
>>11444176
>>11446521

DELET pls

>>11446521
Kek

>>11444139
>>11444176
>>11446030
>>11446521
>>11446413
dank thread anons

>>11444139
>>11444176
>>11446521
>B-b-but Mr. Jew sir, stacies are teasing me, I-I-I c-c-can still hear and s-s-smell them. I-i-it's irritating and humiliating.

>>11449664
>Buy these new noseplugs and noise cancelling motivational earbuds, anon
>Only $99 shekels

>>11446030
KEK

>>11444471
Might as well do it before you go there tomorrow? Or buy Link :)

>>11446521
topkek

Jeebus Crust, what kind of hell am I living in?

>>11448333

checked

>>11450863
Back to work, wagie! What do you think I pay you $11 an hour for??

>>11444318

leftists would rather pile onto a bad policy than admit they fucked up

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>>11446521

how long until hr departments require this to prevent look rape?

>>11446521
Kek

One step closer to the edge

>>11450879
What does left vs right have to do with this?

>>11450978
(you)r iq is left of 100

>>11446241
Go long on wage shades

>>11446521
Kek

>>11450863
Capitalism

>>11447165
kekd

Ive had a very productive day

>>11444139
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>>11446521
bump

>>11448333
ohhh my just look at that wagie RAGIE

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>>11443632
Why don't they just bring cubicles back? Why invent a retardedly useless item?

>>11446521
LMFAOOOO

>>11444407
huuuuge admirer of your memes fren

NO NO NO NO NON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMYYYYYYY I JUST WANNA BE A NEET PLEASE PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GOOOOO

>>11444407
BASED

PUT ME IN THE CAPO

>>11450978

leftists value socialization and group cohesion while rightists value privacy and independence

>>11444407
Can you upload the original "OOGA BOGGA II: The Rock Market KaBoomBoom" video with the original audio ITT? I never ripped it via youtube-dl for memetic archiving purposes before youtube took it down.

>>11446161
I cannot fucking believe this is real!
What timeline am I in?

>>11452796
>thinks that this is capitalism
people like you are the reason why life keeps getting more stalin-esque and draconian under an uncombatable corporatocracy that makes people wear fucking horse blinders while other businesses that would have to treat their employees better in order to be competitive can't even afford to pay the staff needed to function
keep bashing what is truly the most fair and egalitarian economic system of all time, NPC

mercury poisoning is the sole, single cause behind nearly every disease that has hallmarked the last century

>>11452998
Kek

>>11444318
What company is this? Did they run out of money on their construction budget?

>>11454608
It's Facebook, so they certainly aren't short on cash.

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>>11444139

Lulz

>>11446521
OHHH SHIIIT NIGGA you made it
toppest of keks

>>11453774
Corporatism is the natural evolution of capitalism you half wit.

>>11453330
and the modern workplace has none of those, let me die please

>>11444318
Open floor plan is cheaper therefore they'll keep using it and invent reasons to.

Just wait until they put (((activity based workplace))) on you.

>>11443632

work places are becoming more and more like prisons

>>11444382
Are you insane? He could be looking through the cage at something unrelated to the job, which would be inefficient

>>11455123
>anon, our eye tracking software is indicating that you're having trouble focusing here put this on it's great it comes with headphones. Oh that'll be $260 deducted from your pay. Thanks.

weeeeeeeeeeeee

>>11443632
W-WHERE C-AAN I B-BUY THESE ANON?
>asking for a friend

>WAGIE, THAT’S THE THIRD TIME YOUVE LOOKED AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER AT STACEY, ONE MORE VIOLATION AND YOU’RE PUTTING THE SHADES ON
>And if the WageShade sensors find you closing your eyes, you’re going into the wagecage for the next 50 shifts!

“S-sorry ma’am! Won’t happen again. Sorry for looking at you Stacey.”

>>11454919
posting from a different IP (mobile)
how in the everloving shit does "if you want power, you actually have to provide both your customers and employees with things that they actually want" create unstoppable juggernauts that control society and government and don't operate to the demands of their customers or employees—who are the people that make up society
it doesn't
you create these entities by having positions in government that can be compromised in the first place

but, it doesn't matter what you think
crypto is going to enable a new wave of total free-market capitalism—the likes of which we haven't seen since the early 1900s
the dollar will collapse to zero as it becomes less backed by actual work (whether by human or machine), and the existing corporatocracy will be utterly crushed
capitalism, through the re-empowering of small business, will annihilate—ruthlessly—the amalgamation of corporation and government that is destroying the west

>>11444139

top kek