/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11Inb4797904
>inb4 “cute kangaroo”
It’s a wallaby, ya dingus

>>11797954
As a burger you can't expect me to differentiate between a kangaroo and a wallaby. Thanks for clarifying

What a wonderful quote on the kangaroo pic. It describes humanity so well.

>>11797954
changed the filename

>>11797976
it is a good quote

GOLDEN BULL RUN TOMORROW

Are we gonna get a break tomorrow?

>>11797904
d-does kangaroo taste good O.O ?

>>11798442
I've had kangaroo meat before, it's decent
Not terrible, but not amazing either
The only appeal it has to it is the novelty that you're eating a kangaroo, imo

These chips, on the other hand, are great

>>11797954
get a dog you freak

>>11798457
>>11798442
It's very lean and gamey, but not better than other options, imo
Buffalo is my favorite "alternative' meat

jeez futures not move at all
thanks giving really am unevent week

>>11798501
too bad potatoes not feel agony of devoured

>>11798457
Buffalo is good, but OMG gazelle super delicious
every time watch animal planet lion gazelle hunt tear apart it makes super hungry

>>11798801
>thanks giving really am unevent week

That would be perfect for me. My meme shit can do its thing without interference from broader market correlation. Too much goddamned market correlation back in October, screwed up my meme trading.

Artificial and copy-meat is the future.

>>11798801
Potatoes have feelings too you meanie!

cuo

fuck it, deciding to sell all of my crypto on rh, so ill have money to buy some more stocks this week


capitulation feels awful, but losing every single day feels worse

LCI is going to mid teens... just remember that i will be shilling it until it does so... so join in or miss out... up to you

>>11798442
Show some fucking respect

>>11799511
I want her to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon

>>11799511
>BUY HIGH SELL LOW
Never change /biz/, thanks for making me money

>>11797904
Would Vanguard be pretty good for a roth IRA? Also looking into index and mutual funds, not sure who would be best for that.

>>11799511
Take it slow with buying stock this week. At least more caution than usual.

>>11799833
that is the dream

>>11799843
>>Never change /biz/, thanks for making me money
I have saved $200 in the past hour alone
feels like a good choice
>1 reply by this ID
oh youre some random crypto shit arnt you

>>11800037
ADSK has earnings this week, that alone is worth buying

By the way, the rest of /biz/ absolutely getting justed rn. Bitcoin might breach 5000 today.

>>11800254
tell me about it

it takes me 8 tries to sell crypto on rh right now

usually it works after the second error message, eight is just ridiculous

>>11797904
What is the deal with iqiyi? Some guy shilling it here.

AMZN is going to rally so crazy this week

"A passing storm system will drag the coldest air of the season into the Northeast just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday. Temperatures will range from 20 to 30 degrees below average for the time of year later this week, leading to brutally cold conditions for many on both the Thanksgiving holiday and Black Friday. While colder temperatures and recent snow may trigger shoppers to get in the holiday spirit, brutally cold temperatures and wind chills may stifle some shoppers’ plans to venture out on Thanksgiving night and Black Friday for those doorbuster sales," said Ed Vallee, head meteorologist at Vallee Weather Consulting.

Shopping on #BlackFriday in the Northeast? Current morning low temperature forecast from the European model:

Hartford CT: 2°F
NYC: 16°F
Boston: 15°F
Philly: 16°F
DC: 18°F

from zerohedge

Online shopping will be higher than normal thanks to shitty black friday weather on east coast

bump
red numbers bad

>>11801356
Black friday is good

Another red week coming up, lads.

12% in red this year so far. At this point I'm just waiting for -20%.

Need NIO back over $10, you can do it little guy

>>11801737
my ATVI
nooooooo

>>11800229
long or short ADSK?

BIG GREEN DILDOS COMING THROUGH

>>11801780
isn't rollercoaster price action fun ?
Try AAXN m8

>>11799926
Vanguard is probably the best option for that

What does /smg/ think the week will look like?

>>11802391
Weeks/months after midterm is ALWAYS green. Look it up

Daily reminder that you still have time to buy into NBEV today before it moons

>>11797904
Arthur Schopenhauer is the kind of faggot who would get ahead of you in the cafeteria and then stare at the food emptily for a while while you and the people behind you who actually want to get food have to stand there and wait because his faggot ass is in the way. Then he'd look at you all innocent like and apologize. Like, yeah, fuck off, bitch.

goodnight /smg/

>>11802671
Good night anon. Have a good fap.

>>11799030
which companies do you think have the biggest lead?

They tore up the highway beside the part of the city I work in. So back to waking up before the sun rises to get there "on time". This must be the price to pay for RGSE finally mooning

>>11802837
Stop wagecucking

Literally lmaoing at the people that didn’t buy into NBEV last week when I posted. It’s going to fucking Pluto

>>11802806
no lead in my meat, please. thx

>>11802130
check the 3 month

they move big on earnings

>>11802850
>lost all they're money in crypto so now they come to shit up our thread with the exact same shit but with stocks in place of coins

Where is dividend friend anon?

>>11802887
Read press releases you faggot, an agreement is being made either end of today or the middle of this week. And farm Bill is passing soon. This is a 10$ easily with a short squeeze anticipated

Outer/biz/ is getting raped

>>11802912
Everyone still in Stocks, Crypto and commodities got raped.

>>11802912
They deserve it

Whats on eveyone's watch list today?
>GE
>AKS
>LCI
>F
>QQQ
>NBR

Whatcha got?

>>11803002
You LCI fucks need to drop back to 5.50~ so I can buy back in when I dump NBEV at 7 today

Kikebook premarket down 0.66.

>>11803002
Imma buy some WTR, possibly sell my RGSE.

>>11802806
CAG and K

>>11803103
I wish I could long HOLCT.

>>11803212

Who ready to lose money

>>11803273
everyday. I've lost all hope of ever having a green day again.

Bullish Bias

>>11803273
Expect the best prepare for the worst.

Nissan pre market tanking.

plob for tube blob
BLIBISH BIBAS

>>11803476
(you)

good job on not buying RKUNY megatards see u from the moon

>>11803283
Just by PGR and YUM

AAPL WHAT THE FUCK. 3 DOWN AFTER MARKET MY FUCKING CALLS

Micron will continue to bleed
just bought several Crucial SSDs for the cheap
if they are selling them so cheaply now, then things dont look good for the future earnings

>>11803565
>>11803592
Some dood on Bloom is saying this is like when the PC market declined. The market is saturated and no one will need new phones for years.

Fucking Ford.

>>11803608
Any chance of a random spike this week or should I just dump it and take the loss

>>11803614
I could really use a new family sedan, time to visit the local ford dealership. Excuse me nice salesman where is your new taurus model?
>Let me show you this F350 diesel that seats 6 great for a family.

NONONONONONO

>>11803592
>just bought several Crucial SSDs for the cheap

The 1TB on Amazon is done to $139 or something like that.

SNORIN ON THESE RKUNYLESS NIGGAS

How is everyone's MSFT position? Thinking of selling for some Christmas cash.

>F

The comedy writes itself

>>11803713
how do you...

>>11803644
Probably not this week. Maybe a month.

ready to get squeezed boys?
dovish fed and china deal coming up

>>11803713
Kek

Holy shit NIO

mfw all my plays turned around and are now profitable

all except GE

what a sick twist of events.

Literally kill all bears

MEME STOCK ALERT: NLST

>>11803654
kek

>>11803713
>Ford
>new cars

>>11803790
also YETI hitting ATH. buy high, sell higher

LOL OK GE IT'S OK YOU CAN STOP NOW. GO DOWN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

GE. GE DON'T DO THIS ON ME. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONO.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

any thoughts on amazon and sonos? Thinking about buying those.

Blizzard has going down 25% since I bought, FUCK

I'm getting that sick feeling in my stomach again guys, hope you're ready for another bloodbath.

>>11803900
a-at least you're all caught up BAKANA

>AMD

Down $1.00

is there any reason why KO keeps going up?

>>11803887
I bought at 52 it's at 49 MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11803922
Warren Buffet: * Blocks ur path /sip/ping coke. Heh, I remember when I was your age in these markets.

just passing by, im a cryptotard. do ppl in these threads participate in the rest of /biz/ or are do u come here just for this thread?

>>11803925
I bought at 65 man

>>11803939
I'm ashamed to say I FUD every link post I see. Never even owned any.

>>11803929
I'm buying BRKB today. Good night sweet prince your days of dominating are over once I'm on board.

>>11803939
I can't speak for anyone else but I only use this entire site to sit in a handful of generals. I don't participate on any board generaly.

Enoughs enough

>>11803929
fucking boomers stocks.
btw KO entering the coffe and cannabis market might be the reason for the spike: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/coca-cola-ko-chalks-plan-134401034.html

>>11803939
I've never owned a single coin in my life and I never will
The entire crypto market is a speculative bubble

>>11803939
I glanced at other threads but never really pay any mind to them I mostly just stay on here coin is to volatile for me

short term weakness expected now on dow

>>11804022
"short term"
The market is gonna be jewed for 10 years, goyim. Buy puts on everything.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Hey guys it seems like there's a lot of reading in the OP and I can't be fucked. Just tell me where to send my £100 for maximum gains.

I know some of you probably think that's a lot of money to be gambling with but it's just chump change to me.

>>11804034
speaking of, seriously thinking of switching everything to $KO in my ira. how bad of a move would that be, really?

>>11804042
amd puts, seriously. or coke calls.

>>11804042
If anyone here could predict the future we would all be rich, don't trust your money to randoms on the internet, you're gonna regret it.

>>11804042
HMNY

>>11804045
probably bad due to lack of diversification. I love KO but its trading at a pretty high P/E and its dividend payout ratio is currently high. They've been spending money to purchase companies which will increase revenue so it should all be good in the long run, but all eggs in one basket is too much risk for me.

Look into HALO/AGEEF if you're interested in US marijuana

>>11804042
NBEV, super low buy in currently

>>11804096
>NBEV, super low buy in currently

Watching.

>>11803939
>spending hard earned cash in pyramid schemes

Nope, I stick with stocks.

I respect the diamond grip of the fags who bought BTC under $100 and kept holding, though.

You all knew this would happen today after Pence and Xi acting like children this weekend.

>>11804096
>>11804071
>>11804062
Sorry, I don't understand the technical terminology being used. Can you just give me a PayPal address and a receipt?

>>11804154
I think it's time for school, son. Go upstairs and get dressed your bus is almost here.

>>11804154
>Sorry, I don't understand the technical terminology being used.
>>11804166
>Go upstairs and get dressed your bus is almost here.

>>11804166
Young man I can assure, I say assure you that I am in fact your senior by a significant margin of years, young man.

>>11802441
Not this year.
Black swan reasins.

>>11804151
Bulls just sleeping in

>>11804188
Young man, are you listening to me? It's fun to stay at the YMCA.

>>11802899
He khs.
Turned out divs were not his friend.

>AMD

Down to $10 when?

>>11804248
Is it really fucked? Buying a put could be useful.

>>11804211
>>11804034
found him

Buy LITE dip 398% earnings
report incoming

>>11804255
i was reading about the new AMD gpu that are just rebranded old models.
not much innovation from amd.

>>11804298
substantial if big

I JUST WOKE UP WHAT THE FUCK

>>11804211
checked and lek'd

i'm still here and divvies are still my fren

nvidia 150

Boeing better hold that range

>>11804311

If Donald or the Munchtkin don't come out and assure markets its all gonna be ok, today will be a bust. If they do it will red to green like it did lastweek.

>>11804316
Waiting till 110

>>11804320
terrain terrain pull up

Now is not the time Donald! Just call Pence a faggot so markets can recover!

i just accessed trump's twitter account. should i make a tweet about NVDA or the trade deal? everyone go all in NVDA and you will profit

>>11804389
thanks just shorted 100k

>>11803943
Oooooooooof thanks anon that made me feel better

>>11804367
Holy shit he's so baste and blackpilled

>>11804404
Yeah well good luck I have BTC OH WAIT

Should have bought NIO this morning.

>>11803939
I exclusively come here. These guys are the best.

PAMP ET

>>11804492
The Disney Fox deal could raise ADRS amidst this chaos. Niceeeee.

Nissan CEO is in trouble with the law man!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nissan-ghosn/nissans-ghosn-to-be-arrested-in-japan-for-under-reporting-salary-media-idUSKCN1NO0Q9

Buying the dip next year after EV sales come out for 2018

https://www.npr.org/2018/10/01/653318005/california-becomes-1st-state-to-require-women-on-corporate-boards
https://www.ocregister.com/2018/09/08/a-generation-plans-an-exodus-from-california/

MTCH. roasties taking my money again for nothing in return.

>>11804575
how do I short California?

>>11804575
>mfw i see this on /pol/ a month ago
>mfw i decide to short all women ceos
>mfw AMD is paying my salary this week

>>11804575
Silicon Valley keeps california on life support. Few big corporations leave for texas and such for lower taxes then the panic sets in and housing starts to decline

>>11804586
buy pg&e

>>11804592
there's an ETF of companies with woman CEOs called SHE

>>11804586
by shorting AKP
>Alliance California Municipal Income Fund, Inc. is a closed-ended fixed income mutual fund launched and managed by AllianceBernstein L.P. The fund invests in the fixed income markets of the United States with a focus on California. It primarily invests in investment-grade municipal securities paying interest that is exempt from regular federal and California state income taxes.

>>11804601
>leave for Texas

Hey SPY, could you like, just not?

>>11801737
>NIO

>>11804575
Reminder that choosing people based on their genitals and not on their merit is THE bast way to do things.

>>11804601
they're going to leave eventually, with how openly hostile California is to business

>>11804605
yea, someone told me about it last week. But I like to pick my own stocks because im not a woman.

>>11804575
>>11804654
>>11804635

lost 10 dollars on NVDA

wagelet here

How do I get into stock trading?
Are there any recommend books/courses online?

>>11804723
>didn't even read the OP
kys faget

>>11804635
Is that why we're in a democracy and not a meritocracy

>>11804709
Really makes you think

>>11804709

>>11804738
Answer me or do not reply autismo.

>>11804601
I've seen far too many of these people setting my cities. DEPORT.

>>11804723
>>11804738
what he said
wait till new thread so you can get a new ID and post and not look like an incompetent cuck

>>11804746
>>11804749
b-but my... my diversity

it was our greatest strength...

Buy Facebook, we hit Rock Bottom

>>11804790
t. mark

>>11804790
>Buy Facebook

>>11804770
So Khanacademy or investopedia?
I did read the OP but usually those posts are just copy-pasted indefinitely.
Just asking for some tips from anons, feel free to ignore my post :)

>>11804772
Isn't it FUNNY how tech firms had to shut down an AI to hire people because it discriminated against women.
Really WEIRD, isn't it?

>>11804803
They are copy pasted for a reason you fucking dumbass

>>11804816
Yeah, 'cause it's easy.

I'm sorry to have upset you so much.

>>11804803
start with investopedia to get all the basic terms down.

read motley fool to see what shill posts look like (although some are good)

seeking alpha is basically normies posting attempting to look like professionals (i still read the articles though)

and finally find one company you think you love and want to learn about more, and read their actual financials. it'll give you a better understanding of the underlying features of why prices rise and fall and how the company is doing (at least compared to its peers in the same sector).

>>11804812
haha yea ai is misogynistic gosh I just love regressing science and technology in the name of human rights, don't you?

Stacy and I are going to the club tonight to get FUCKED by big black cocks, you want in or nah?

>>11804812
Obviously the cismale sexists programmed the behavior in. There could be no other rational explantion.

should add bogleheads to the educational section of the OP

>>11804847
>>11804848
Of course! Reminder algorithms and meritocracy is on the WRONG side of history.

>>11804615
This akshually sounds legit.

>>11804772
>>11804812
>they think hiring women is a bad for business
>not that women are given a go only when they there is something that require a scapegoat

>>11804880
i laughed and cried inside at the same time

we can all agree that Su Bae is exempt though, right? The only good woman in business.

>>11804845
Thanks anon.

From a practical perspective, how do you go about investing/trading?
What are the most common or recommended software and online brokers?

there are some people itt that don't have any LCI

>>11804923
there is literally an OP filled with all that you need to know. stop being such a lazy cuck. sack up, anon.

Can we get a relief rally for lunch I mean really

pack her up boys, the stock market am over, it had good run but all pyramids have come to end someday

>>11804316
poor nvida being bullied so hard

who else short snap

>>11797904
Can we stay on topic please? which penny stocks are mooning soon?

>>11804909
>mfw 75% of my major is men but employers want 50% of their employees to be men
WHERE IS THE EXTRA 25% GOING

>>11804956
turkey volume
Flip to green or flat end week

>>11804923
kill yourself

>>11804948
It will take you 1 minute to type an answer that you obviously know, why so greedy anon?

>>11804937
your shills really convinced me to buy LCI, the chart looks good but it's really overbought right now. is there an impending reason why someone should fomo right now?

>>11804964
here brah

>>11804988
what are you? a fucking woman? pick your own goddamned investments or post tits and we'll tell you.

>>11804975

>>11798192
gaysconsin?

>>11804988
invest in HMNY

its foolproof, 1000% upside, it cant go down any farther

>>11804575
>>11804586
calpers is going to bankrupt the state.
https://youtu.be/AP9ki8u33Mc

>>11804988
Because you don't deserve to have information spoonfed to you if you're too lazy to take 5 seconds to read the fucking OP
Unironically commit suicide

>>11804975
COLLAPSE

>>11804984
turkey weeks are almost always binary depending on Mondays
We slow slide down rest of week

>>11805019
they are bleeding users in the developed markets
they are dead, unless they come up with something fresh

>>11804994
>your shills really convinced me to buy LCI, the chart looks good but it's really overbought right now. is there an impending reason why someone should fomo right now?
short squeeze..

so wait i've been thinking if shorting women stocks has made me so much money what happens if i short the jewish stocks too? do i make more or does the SEC show up at my house?

Bitcoin just broke 5k.

>>11805048
nice thanks

HOLY HECKIES BTC ABOUT TO GO SUB 5K AHHHHHHHHHH

>>11805054
they haven't even started to cover yet.. could be glorious

>>11804975
>reminder that computing is the worst represented subject by woman at university/college level.
>reminder that there are numerous efforts to try and force girls to fill these courses
>reminder that Steve Jobs himself said you need a tech company to be ran by technical people to succeed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1rXqD6M614
>wh-why doesn't silicon valley have more woman
really stroodles the noodle

where is lunchanon

BUY BUY BUY.
this is the bottom of BTC

>>11805068
>crypto
>margin
>ever

>>11804361
Nah. NVDA will bounce back to 160-180 level, then will slowly go downwards with the rest of the market. The drop to 160 was too steep, there is gonna be a dead cat bounce

>>11805068
OH NO NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP

>>11805037
Fucking Chunin talking big
Youll see the green wednesday

>>11805081
he posts at 12:00 PM EST

>>11805093
wrong thread

>>11804964
i think I'm going to short Micron
yup, let's do that

>>11805103
>>11805068
the only coin i thought was a plausible investment was XRP and I'm currently -50%. Only put in less than $800 but i'm just waiting to see if this fucker can break even so I can take my money back to the market

>>11804964
I am shorting Netflix and Disney unironically

>>11805136
2000 choices and you pick the only centralized one that is the complete opposite purpose of crypto. anon....

>>11805148
YOU CAN'T SHORT MAGIC ANON

>>11805093
HARD TIMES

>>11805185
thats exactly why I picked it. turns out its #2 in market cap right now. it serves a purpose, it has a limited amount of coins, it has a board of directors deciding issues and will make banks a shit ton of money if used properly.

Rate my next three buys:
Microsoft
Disney
Sony
Equal weight

>>11805148
>Disney

Onions Wars Episode 9 will tank. Will lose money.

May I solicit a swift synopsis on these two individuals?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1542645680320.webm

Buy TQQQ now and buy TNA when the chad2000 goes to 1488

>>11804015
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/coca-cola-ko-chalks-plan-134401034.html
I thought that the whoel "coke getting into cannabis" was a big headfake.

>>11805240
>Onions Wars
NICE just bought 100k Disney to MOON MOUNTAIN BABY

>>11805252
it actually was fake but then they were like 'dude weed' and did it for real. shit is surreal. This is the best and the worst timeline simutaneously.

>>11804988
Here, I'll type up an answer for you:

>Arthur Schopenhauer edition
>>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
>Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
>List of popular brokers:
>https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg
>List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
>https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Real-time market news:
>https://thefly.com/index.php
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Free in depth technical analysis charts:
>http://www.tradingview.com
>Premarket Data:
>https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3
>Earnings Report Calendars:
>https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
>Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
>https://biopharmcatalyst.com/
>Pump and Dump Advertising:
>https://stocktwits.com
>S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
>https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures
>Basic rundown on options:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]
>Suggested books:
>https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC
>Previous thread: >>11784606 →

>>11805239
Did your grandpa give you those picks?

Have you invested in the GAME anons?

>>11805288
I lost the game.

>>11805288
My portfolio has declared my loss.

>>11805239
2 Microsoft
1 Disney
3 Sony

>>11805185
>the complete opposite of crypto
cryptos purpose not for your anarco cyberpunk hippy state idiot

crypto am for elimination of collusion and the allowance of trust on personal level
XRP does both these things perfectly

>>11803939
I only participate in /smg/. I stroll through the rest of the board if I'm extremely bored and want to collect brap pics.

270 broken...

>>11805332
>brap pics

you can do to /d/ for those
there's a fart fetish general there

bloodbath. should we just sell the entire market to china this week and call it quits?

Have some mercy Grichka

>>11805427
no, we should just hold and not get emotional over short term price action

>>11805332

>>11805456
moar?

>>11805283
Based
>>11805301
Thanks!

Jesus even my fucking random-ass watchlist is red.

>>11805068

Dot-com bubble 2.0

>>11805456
lordosis girls nightout

>>11805068
>>11805520
Man I'm thankful I never got into crypto. Seemed like too much work. BAT seems cool and I might buy a hundred of Chainlink for the lulz, but yeah...

I bought a 2 day SPY spread. I'm not dead yet, surprisingly. Who here /fd/ ?

GHONALD DLOPMF

>>11805505
my non-biotech watchlist is mostly green

>>11805456
every single day I feel like I'm falling further away from humanity.

>>11805630
is it just me or do i watch coke but don't actually ever buy anything with it? It's just wholesome birdwatching...

heh, nice volatility stockbabs

>>11805587
Pence is mad that China monopolized the gay conversion industry

any thoughts on oil? Thinking about getting uso puts

>>11804889
>he thinks that women are only given a go when there is something that require a scapegoat
>not that women are the only ones stupid enough to accept a scapegoat promotion
not gonna make it, all in leverage short on female CEOs is the only way

Is it okay to start yet...?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>11805644
I'm planning on buying it, but I'm waiting for it to dip and for me to have enough capital available to buy a decent-sized position, which could take quite a while

J U S T

We are headed into another recession, deal with it nerds.

Bought a long position in APLE. Dividends for life bros.

>>11805692
>>11805674
SELL SELL SELL

Which do you think is the best to get in on for Black Friday gains? I'm already in on Walmart, and I'm watching Funko, Hasbro, Mattel, Target and LG. I'm considering LG for when all the retards go trample each other to death for flatscreens

>>11805711
>he doesn't exclusively buy stocks in sectors that are loosely correlated with the broader market

lmaoing at your lives

Bond market is looking suprisingly attractive right now.

>>11805718
>Black Friday gains
lmao, the pros have satellite imagery counting cars in parking lots

>>11805753
this is bad for MU

STOP SELLING. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>11797904

>>11805806
WE NEED A TRUMP TWEET
ASAP

>>11805806
my puts tuck me in every night for /comfy/ rest. Why aren't you ahead of the pack anon?

OwO what's this

miss me yet?

Who here /TECH'd/ yet again?

>>11805864
>bought MSFT at $106

AHHHHHHHHHH

>>11805841
>>11805711
>>11805630
>>11805452
could you stop shitposting your lame ass portfolio? thanks

>>11805806
Say goodbye to your teeth if you pull it, anon.

>>11805879
post yours

>>11805878
oh no no no nONNONONONONONO
PFFFFFFFFFF
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH
OH LORDY
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THIS GRAPH
AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shoulda bought sqqq like I said

I guess no rate hike this December.

>>11805916
don't worry about my portfolio kid.

>>11805927
$600

>>11805925
>>11805864
>>11805878

>>11805937
>LCI
>GBR
>???

New bread once sage is hit
>>11805950
>>11805950

>>11805934

Black Monday sales start today...
Ready your anus...

>>11805947
Why the fuck is it so smooth

NO NO NO NOT NOW PLEASE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCKING MEETINGS WHY DIDN'T I SET A FUCKING STOP LOSS FUCKING CUNT PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER MARKET STOP SELLING PLEASE GOD PLEASE I'M BEGGING ON MY KNEES I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK JUST PLEASE START BUYING AGAIN PRETTY PLEASE

>>11805925
>3.4%
Oh wow it's fucking nothing

>>11805957
you nearly got it

>>11805973
>-15%
It'll recover, anon. That's nothing.

>>11805973
it hurts

WHY DID I BUY FACEBOOK

FUCK YOU FINANCIAL EDUCATION CHANNEL

Down 25%

>>11805927
kinda dumb if you bought SQQQ when TQQQ is so close to 44$