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SUB 249 TOMORROW EDITION

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
https://pastebin.com/vWhvyuCd

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously on /smg/
>>12169796

>> No.12172593

Ratsu you did you betray us

>> No.12172596

>>12172563
>the absolute state of LABU

I like biotech, and I think the sector is due for a bounce, but let this be a lesson to anyone who thinks holding 3x leveraged ETFs in the long term is a good idea

>> No.12172627
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>he thought we were at the bottom
OH NO NO NO

>> No.12172635

>>12172596

I’m thinking of buying in to labu tomorrow.

I don’t know much, but a sector etf seems like a better choice, especially with acadia and viking being held. At least I didn’t hold for this downturn, cant imagine its going to be much worse.

>> No.12172640

>>12172563
>tame ass guro
post your real shit, rkg.

>> No.12172653

>>12172563
Hitler was right.

>> No.12172680

>>12172635
Whenever the biotech sector bounces, LABU could be a yuge source of profit

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>>12172640
rkg posting tame guro is like me posting tame sfw gay pictures
we would post the real stuff, but we would get banned if we did

>> No.12172703
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watch your tone Hana, you might just get trampled by the bull tomorrow

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I'm waiting for the SPX to hit 2000 to rebuy with the 50% cash I have, then the other half at 1600. Bleeeeeeeeeeeed.

>> No.12172733

all I wanted was money and a GF

>> No.12172743

>>12172680

Well, it doesn’t have to go back to its all time high to triple your investment thats why im looking at it.

>> No.12172754

>>12172640
the mods are relentless on this fucking site now

last time i saw rkg spamming i spammed to get b& in solidarity. these dudes pas out week long b&s like its candy

>> No.12172769

How much coke has Jim Cramer done in his career? The man can barely slobber out a full sentence.

>> No.12172831

>market down and great opportunity to pick up more VTSAX
>going through divorce
>ex wife prob fucked a dude who picks his own stocks
>now can't even passively invest
>first christmas alone in ten years
happy holidays anons

>> No.12172849

>tfw no more pimple to give us nostradomus pump predictions
Feels bad man

>> No.12172852

Honestly if the SPY crashes any further this month just take a Robinhood Gold loan of 2k and buy the bottom with calls

>> No.12172889
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>>12172691
>>12172754
4chanananel is but a sadistic imposter that murdered its predecessor and wears its skin.

>> No.12172909

>>12172852
>take a loan from the comission free traders who are in the business of selling/utilizing your information and are planning to offer savings accounts to their users at 3% interest next year

I never really understood how throughout history people could just volunteer themselves for indentured servitude, becoming a eunuch, and offering their wives up for prima noctae. But day by day, /biz/ shows me a face of humanity that perfectly explains how people likely found themselves in such situations.

>> No.12172918

is the yield curve getting inverted?

>> No.12172930

>>12172909
>how people likely found themselves in such situations

by overestimating their luck/abilities and taking irresponsible risks

>> No.12172931
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>>12172889

fuck niggers and fuck jannyniggers

>> No.12173002

We're on the road for a 3 long year slide aren't we?

>> No.12173003

>>12172726
Wouldn't count on it, I'm just piling 1% from treasuries, gold, commodities into the most undervalued stocks I can find all the way down.

Have gone from 30% Equities & 70% Treasuries, Cash, Commodities, Gold to 45% Equities 55% Treasuries, Cash, Commodities Gold.

The gains on the treasuries, gold have largely offset my equity losses :], although I've got JUSTed on commodities and I'm still down 4%. By comparison, the market is down 15%.

>> No.12173020

>>12172889
skinwalker

>>12172931
this

>> No.12173052

>>12173002
>We're on the road for a 3 long year slide aren't we?

Oh it's coming that's for sure. Is this the dip that truly breaks it though? I can't believe it. Every since February started this whole thing I've been arguing that there is insufficient catalyst, coming to a head right now today and tomorrow, that triggers a recession and major market plunge. Recessions don't happen because people are nervous about something happening some time soon-ish. They only happen when something bad is happening right now and no question about it.

>> No.12173092

>>12173002
naw
the recession aint even gonna hit for a bit

and well get some really fun bounces even if we ''are''. you think all those hedgefunds that are trapped rn are gonna go down w out a fight? no way, theyre gonna pump all kinds of shit randomly to sucker people back in and average out as much as they can

>>12173052
>Is this the dip that truly breaks it though?
its the dip that solidifies the bear, really. but i dont think this is the beginning of the slide just yet. were gonna flounder around for a bit prolly

>> No.12173148

>>12173003
I'd still keep my stop losses tight. Most of mine are set around 85% buy and will rebuy at 65-75%. Fed shouldn't be raising rates all of 2019, instead they are doing 2. This will be a continuous slow bleed, but I actually hope I'm wrong.

>> No.12173184

>>12173002
Probably not. We've been through such incredible volatility the past few months that people are acting like its the apocalypse. And its never the case that things go completely the way everyone can clearly see. Everyone trying to play Big Short man will lead to a short squeeze the likes of which have never seen before and prevent a full blown crash. If too many bears enter the picture too fast then we'll quickly form a nice floor to start building off of again.

>> No.12173244

>>12173148
I was just watching Powell and even after the ‘2 hikes instead of 3’ thing he specifically said that these hikes will be more contingent and sensitive on the data coming in. Basically nothing is set in stone but the markets shit themselves nonetheless because Powell didn’t give them full capitulation of zero hikes in 2019. Loose hands were shaken but we will see if a short term play with be in order to finish December

>> No.12173255

>>12173184
>Everyone trying to play Big Short man will lead to a short squeeze the likes of which have never seen before and prevent a full blown crash
fucking this tho

people keep scoffing that i say theres a bounce
meanwhile ive been kvetching all year about the end of the world and guess what: IM NOT SHORTING RN
there were some nice easy shorts on the way down, but anyone still shorting it is gonna get their paddys whacked at some point. cant believe it hasnt happened yet, but for sure we arent going straight down. like i said, theres hedgies trpped rn. theyre gonna push stuff around and make it happen so they dont lose their jobs. we can be sure of it. just gotta sit cash a be patient rn. its the holidays after all. things could change when everyones back

>> No.12173357

>tfw 6% in the hole now.

To buy more or keep in cash hmm

>> No.12173381

>>12173357
im buying a home, so cash in a month

>> No.12173427

Remember what happened in October frens. This isn't over yet. There will another exodus to bonds. Don't be an idiot.
And this we will be breaking into technical weakness. Last time the break happened into the uptrend. This time it's the support. Stay safe frens.

>> No.12173520

>>12173427
thx dad
longterm bonds are as good a suggestion as any rn
figure well be out of this in 30 years ANYWAYS, so ya really cant lose unless we go full argentina

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>>12173520
forgot bic

>> No.12173663
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>>12173427
Nah, its over. The man-child fit has nothing left it can scare Powell with. And no real way to time Trump into ending the trade war early.

The recovery starts now. A child only throws a tantrum til it figures out it is in fact not getting anymore candy then what its been given.

>> No.12173674

imagine actually buying bonds because you're incapable of making a smart trade once a day.

>> No.12173700

if i am investing for 15 years in the future, do i just keep buying even as we keep going down? feels bad to buy SSO and SPY as it goes down but nice cheapies and who knows where the actual bottom will be....

>> No.12173705

>>12173674
man given how unpredictable the market is rn, id say its pretty damn hard to make one good trade in every day. and one good trade only helps if ya dont make one or more bad trades too.

i got outta longterm stuff a couple months ago desu
but for the fags stuck HODLing, buying bonds to ease up the bleedng is a fucking great idea. especially with the yield curve where it is rn. if that shit flips were gonna see the 30 year jump like it hasnt in a decade. you want a good trade? there it is
smug faggot

>> No.12173712

>I bought aapl on the little bounce it got after Powell softened on increases
>I unironically like Cramer
I'm never gonna fucking make it, am I?

Most of my shit is on the sidelines, and now it looks like it'll stay there for a while. Shit though, Phillip Morris is down 20% with a dividend yield of 5.4% and a P/E of 16.

>> No.12173726

>>12173700
dollar cost average into them. I'd put 10% in now and wait to see market direction. If you don't have a hunch about its direction, do 10% a week for 10 weeks imo. Load on red days.

>> No.12173743

>>12172563
futures are red. reeee

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DRIP is unironically the coolest she ever, or even just reinvesting dividends manually. Compounding interest makes me wet

>> No.12173752

>>12173148
Cool, with my strategy my losses into a crash will be limited, but my portfolio should skyrocket on the way up. I will move back into treasuries, gold, commodities when my undervalued stocks approach intrinsic value. I'd actually not mind if we trade sideways or down at this point, as I can take advantage of the volatility as it presents itself.

I'm still working on figuring out position sizing, but I think I'm on the right track.

>> No.12173756

>>12173184

Good point. And you're right.

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>>12173743
Just wonderful

>> No.12173769

>>12173148
>trying to time the market
>fighting HFT
Yikes

>> No.12173780

>>12173712
I managed to scoop some Apple at 159.40 today. If it goes down near $100 it will be by far my biggest position, although they are going to have to shit the bed Q4 for that to happen imo, and people are already pessemistic.

>> No.12173791

>>12173768
RKG you can pick the movie this week, what should we watch on movie night?

>> No.12173796
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According to this scientific analysis, the interest rates should continue to rise for a while.

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>>12173791
>he called me reluctant
doesnt get any worse than this

>> No.12173810

>>12173791
Nightcrawler

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>exited all my positions
>bought all gold stonks
>sold JNUG at the top this morning
>finished the day one dollar up
>previous holdings paper trade had me 200 down

Phew

>> No.12173823

>>12173814
to be fair i probably made a huge mistake buying
a 7/19 $40 MU call when the price stabilized at the bottom

>> No.12173825

>>12173780
Nicely done!

I'm thinking of setting a limit order for 150, another for 140, etc on the way down in case it really does plummet. I think Schwab can keep a limit order for like 30 days if it doesn't happen immediately.

Is this stupid? I feel like I've been on the sidelines too long. There's blood in the streets, is this a good way to buy land?

>>12173796
I hate how accurately height trends with certain factors. It's how I knew Obama would win and trump would win. Fucking genetics.

>> No.12173835

>>12173806
;) it's what you get for choosing a terrible movie last week

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any profits? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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>>12172691
got my report button standing by

>>12173835
holy fuck people actually stayed and watched that absolute shit last week?

>movie week has been disappointing for a while now

>> No.12173880

>>12173825
160 is already a decent price. I would hold at least until Apple releases their 5G handsets.

The 5G hype will be unreal. Verizon, AT&T, and T-Mobile are coming out of massive acquisition sprees and they have massive debt piles with interest rates going up even higher in the near term. They will need to shill this 5G stuff massively and demand for new devices will explode. Imo this generation of iPhones is a cashgrab on the impatient. Those who are waiting for 5G to get a phone werent willing to buy the new models regardless of their prices. Knowing this Apple inflated prices this generation knowing that only diehard Apple users would buy these phones, and they can sell them new ones in 1-2 years kek.

>> No.12173883

I have a 6% loss on VTI and VEU from my retirement accounts. Lots of people spamming recession and I'm starting to get afraid. Should I sell everything and go cash? I lump summed shortly after the recovery early this year after selling before January/February correction. My avg cost is very high right now. A recession would wipe me out.

>> No.12173896

>>12173880
>>12173825
Y'all really think Apple's gonna shit the bed?

>>12173883
If you're in that much danger I'd cash out or go all-in on a diverse boomer gold or noncyclical portfolio.

>> No.12173917

>>12173883
Hard to say, but selling at these levels seems kind of stupid, because forward P/E is the lowest its been in years, and we still have decent earnings growth on the horizon.

Although, I would continue to pile money in on the way down/sideways if you are actually saving for retirement and wouldn't be forced to sell if we went into global recession.

>> No.12173923

>>12173896
Thanks. What's a non cyclical portfolio look like? I only bought Vanguard stuff before sort of a noob.

>> No.12173924

>>12173896
Its possible in the near term. It will trend back up in the intermediate term because of industry tailwinds.

>> No.12173940

>>12173923
>What's a non cyclical portfolio look like?

healthcare, utilities, consumer staples

>> No.12173949

>>12173940
>>12173923
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/00/082800.asp

>> No.12173955

>tfw down like $1000 on RIV.

Fuck, I only bought 3k worth and averaged down ...

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so how is asia markets looking tonight?

>> No.12173986

>>12173974
whats the opposite of good

>> No.12173997

>>12173726
i've just been buying $1000 a month for a while now, everything just keeps going down though feels bad

>> No.12173999

>>12173880
Does that buying strategy work? Maybe set it for a little higher in case it doesn't come crashing down?

I do see some serious losses in the next coming week or so now that Powell has everyone terrified. In the long run, I see Apple winning. I understand it to be a well run company, with a lot of cash on hand in case it needs it.

But damn the way folks are talking here it's like everyone's going to lose their 401k's again.

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>>12173986
A buying opportunity ?

Pic unrelated

>> No.12174022

>>12173520
The problem is long term bonds are being fucked by the yield curve inversion, at least for treasuries. Short term treasuries are objectively better investments rn.

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>>12173845
Based Chad of the Fed Reserve

>> No.12174027

>>12174002

Nikkei is a buy at 19k, the long awaited support. still no sign of carry traders for some reason

>> No.12174029

>>12173974
down half a point

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>>12173743
I've already lost over $5,500 since October. Really testing my patience.

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>>12173845
holy fuck

>>12174022
yeah and after the total bond market bloodbath cataclysm when yield curve flips, bonds are gonna head upwards for like 3 years. ez trade is ez m8
buy the dip

>> No.12174135

>>12173872
What should we watch? When we went through Taxi Driver, the Big L and stuff it was kino.
What's another good one to watch

>> No.12174146

Why didnt I sell any of the other times I knew I should in the past six months.

I am that frog in the slowly boiling pot.

Hodl me /biz/

>> No.12174148

>>12173997
Feels bad to see the principle go down but it will rise long term. Almost no one calls the exact bottom.

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>> No.12174163

>>12174135
no were watching die hard senpai
this is non negotiable

>>12174146
dunno
i was getting funny looks all year for talking about the end all the time. but here we are. atleast wait for a bounce at this point tho
like anon said, too many smol specs LARPing the big short. gonna get squeeed by SOMEONE whos sitting cash for holidays when they come back imo

>> No.12174164

>>12174148
yep tahts the idea, ive been buying SPY and QQQ and on occasion some QLD and SSO, I dont fuck with the TQQQ 3x memes tho. 2x have proven themselves through a recession so i like those ETFs, i can take the volatility currently, and its always good to have guaranteed staples like QQQ/SPY to form a solid basis to any memefolio

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12174188

I just started investing.

After a downturn like today, is it more likely the markets will rebound, or will it probably go lower?

>> No.12174194

>>12174146
Why not sell some calls or enter a collar?

>> No.12174206

>>12174162
Fucking based
>>12174163
Okay
>>12174188
Things are going to get much worse

>> No.12174217

>>12173997
>>12174148
thats why i always say buy and hold is the hardest strat. emotionally, that is
everyone says its easy because you just buy dips. but in a bear market thats not the easiest thing to get yourself to do. takes balls of steel to do that through a whole recession ya know?

>> No.12174224

>>12174164
I've been inclined to believe that there would be a bounce before the end, but it could just as very well be that pessimism takes over the market and prevents any real gains before major waves of defaults trigger a recession. The time frame we're dealing with is in a lot of flux.

>>12174188
You should probably wait a bit longer anon, put your money into safe places like 2 year t bonds and wait for the crash next year to go into stocks.

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>>12174188
We don't know. I personally don't think it will go much lower than this but there are people who think it will drop another 50%.

We just don't know. You can dollar cost average in or wait until sentiment feels more positive and the pool feels safe to get in.

>> No.12174232

>>12174188
rebound then go lower

>> No.12174247

down 1k today thanks amerifats

>> No.12174253

Is this how buying works? Any reason not to use limit orders like this?
>>12173825
>I'm thinking of setting a limit order for 150, another for 140, etc on the way down in case it really does plummet. I think Schwab can keep a limit order for like 30 days if it doesn't happen immediately.

>>12174188
Based anime poster

>> No.12174264

>>12174188
Just buy things that never go down
Mcdonalds, Unilever, Colgate
These never go down, if you buy things that dont go down your portfolio also will never go down

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>>12174146
Every time I think about selling, I think, "Oh, but we've got to be at the bottom now. I'd be a fool to sell now!" And I said this all the way from 270 to 260 to 250.

>> No.12174280

>>12174264
>Things that never go down
Not gonna make it

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>>12174247
You're welcome. We aim to please.

>> No.12174380

>>12174217
it may be the hardest emotionally but its the easiest financially to truly make it, which is what im looking for

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I let my power level slip at work today.
Every one was depressed and they asked me why I was happy on shift. I told them the truth by accident. I said my friend sent me a new gore complication video I was going to watch when I got home, and I was excited to see it
Still not knowing my mistake, they asked me what that was. I told them "pajeet is going to get hit by a train lol"
Only when I saw the fear and disgust in their eyes did I realize my mistake
I'm going to fucking kill myself before my next shift

>> No.12174390

Don't stress too much about the ES. There's plenty of support below 2300. If you want to sleep well, just buy a VXX call a month out.

>> No.12174391

>>12174380
Also the simplest.

>just started paying into my 401k probably a month before I'll quit for school.

Oh boy that company match sure does add up!

>> No.12174399

>>12173999
Yeah even if we don't crash I'll probably build up a portfolio of undervalued stocks over time.

>> No.12174459

>>12174388
I could use a BJ before you do that.

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>>12174135
I still think group watching Akira could be fun

also i havnt seen it in a few years now (at least)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsO6ZnUZI0g

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>>12174388
disappointing, and hilarious

also:
>liking gore
shit taste

>> No.12174512

It should be good I have puts expiring Friday that will let me invest later. Would have been better to buy some more puts today.

>> No.12174549

>>12174391
simple and easy and guaranteed successful if you have iron hands; exactly my sort of strategy

>> No.12174586
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>>12174549
>IF
if people had iron hands they wouldnt be here on biz in the first place

>> No.12174599

>>12174485
>pic
wew

>> No.12174610
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>>12174485
also
>at superbowl party
did he mean the superb owl?
im confus

>> No.12174636

>>12174586
what im saying is I have iron hands lol, so simple and guaranteed is my investment strategy

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>> No.12174655

>>12174653
DUDE

>> No.12174663
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>>12174599
its amazing how cringy people can be

>>12174610
yes?

>> No.12174666

>>12174655
It'll bounce back.

>> No.12174670

>>12174653
ew

>> No.12174699

>>12174663
lmao elliot was a man before his time
r9k/10
wat a fucking faggot holy shit

>> No.12174719

Nice, down 5000 bucks in FB now

>> No.12174763

>>12173052
>insufficient catalyst

There isn't always an obvious catalyst, brohammer.

In fact, there often isn't one. They still don't know why the 1987 crash even happened, or (to a lesser extent of mystery) Nasdaq in 2000, or even 1929.

People just start selling and it takes on momentum.

>> No.12174766

Some of you are cucks:
Website:
Thursday 12/20/18. Intraday Market Direction: Nasdaq
The index dropped by -2.2% or -147.08 points. Since 02/05/1971 the index made 46 similar moves on a percentage basis. After those moves, the next day's...
Average gain was 1.0% on 19 occasions.
Average loss was -1.7% on 27 occasions.
Expect the index to close lower 58.7% of the time.

>> No.12174782

>>12174264
A few months ago, I thought Visa was literally bulletproof, because it has been for years. It just never went down.

It's not down as much as the broader market, but it's not feeling so bulletproof now.

>> No.12174785

>>12174766
Cool chicken bone analysis.

>> No.12174812

>>12174766
and?

>> No.12174834

>>12174388
>I told them "pajeet is going to get hit by a train lol"

Couldn't you just play it off as MU being ruined in the market?

>> No.12175097
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OK.

>> No.12175140

>>12175097
it is frenly bear, no be afraid :^)

>> No.12175286

I don't see why everyone is so upset. The S&P 500 has only fallen to September 2017 levels. It's barely gone down at all and it's still overvalued.

>> No.12175318

Just bought the dip at open.

See you on the moon, fags.

>> No.12175639

>>12175286
me too

>> No.12175781
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>>12175286
>It's barely gone down at all and it's still overvalued.
>I don't see why everyone is so upset
>why
because that means its still a long way down
damn these bags are heavy
can't wait to sell it all and start shorting

>> No.12175949

>>12172563
all in CPRX

>> No.12176015
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>>12174388

>> No.12176225
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pls be green tmmr

>> No.12176412

>>12176225
Give three macroeconomic reasons why markets should be green.

>> No.12176445

>>12176412
this is the wrong question to ask. headlines don't matter, only price. you'll never be able to predict how one piece of economic data will impact prices, nor will you have insight into how governments or central banks will intervene.

have a plan based on price and ignore everything else, it's all noise.

>> No.12176557

>>12174380

That is of course if you expect nothing radical to happen during the next 40-50 years (Extremely unlikely) such as hyper inflation, war or some other shit that could wipe you out.

>> No.12176592

>>12175286

This.

People thinking this shit isn't going to crash are in complacency.

>> No.12176600

>>12176445
>Give three macroeconomic reasons
>>12176445
>headlines
look up what macroeconomics is m8
its not the fucking news

>> No.12176617

>>12176600
you find out macroeconomic details via headlines and news since you're not out there doing the research yourself. if you can't connect simple dots like this then you're not going to make it.

>> No.12176678

$400 down now. Send help fren

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>>12176225
No
We going below 249 today 100%

>> No.12176817

>>12174224
Get the fuck out of this general.

>> No.12176833

>>12176817
'no'

>> No.12176991

futures are positive
FTSE 100 is higher than yesterday morning
those kikes in the city know something

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>>12176991
>futures are positive
>FTSE 100 is higher than yesterday morning
>those kikes in the city know something

They're pumping pre market in order to sell off at open.

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hehehe
me am of perfect picute for next thread

>> No.12177085

The reason the sell of was so large was because everyone was expecting the interest rates to be a bit more lax considering we were at the lows of the year. The fed did not give a shit.

I think today will be bullish desu. The markets have overreacted to this news for months now.. we'll only have to see one positive day to go on a massive bull rally IMO.

>> No.12177100

>>12176991
The catalyst is that their Powell didn't change the BoE rate.

>> No.12177109

pre market tipping red

>> No.12177125

>>12172563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xyqDUl9jkA

>> No.12177132

>>12177125
this has to be one of my favourite vids ever

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>>12177085
>I think today will be bullish desu.

>> No.12177176
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WHY DOES THIS SIMULATION PRIDE ITSELF ON MAKING MY MONEY DISAPPEAR

>> No.12177185

>>12177133

The economy is strong there is no reason to predict a collapse. It was just a small sell off.

People are ready to jump back on board in this market - they only need a few green daily candles and the market will come back to its normal levels and these weeks will be forgotten and left in the dust.

>> No.12177195

>>12172563
>>12167981

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>>12177185
I guess uncle Powell deem the Wall Street bois have been very naughty
No Christmas present for them this year

>> No.12177234

Holy fuck.

Already lost 5k on Facebook. Should I sell? Still got almost 20.000 dollars worth of shares in my depot

>> No.12177240

RKG, stop posting guro in the OP. You'll scare off potential bagholders.

>> No.12177249

>>12177234
It's been a beating boy of FAANGs, but I'm not positive about it. You'd have to go fundamental and see whether they can still grow/make money in the future.

>> No.12177294

>>12177249
unless they make some serious moves to something else I really can't see them lasting long term. Kids don't use FB any more it's and it's public image has taken a massive beating.

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>>12177240
good
am of not belief in dumping bags on newbs culture unlike LCIguy and Ratsu

besides next picute involves melting, which am transformation fetish, not guro >>12177083

>> No.12177339

>>12177318
>This post
Lol. Good to see you're still alive.

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>>12177318
losing some money when you start out is an important learning experience that you shouldn't let other people make your decisions for you

>> No.12177410

>>12177379
i bet that's how you started you retarded bagholder. also fuck pendulum

>> No.12177418

>>12177410
>i bet that's how you started you retarded bagholder

I made all my decisions for myself, nobody told me to buy the stocks I own
Also, I'm still holding onto them because the fundamentals of the companies themselves haven't changed

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>>12177410
why are you so buttmad, anyways

>> No.12177438

>>12172769
He drinks a few cans a day

>> No.12177451

Goodbye markets.

>> No.12177455

>>12177294
What about Asia

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>>12177451

>> No.12177463

Might just take a break today. Remember if you're trading you don't have to trade every day. One good trade a week should be enough. If you force yourself to work like a wageslave you're going to lose money.

>> No.12177466

You guys ready for another slaughter today?

>> No.12177470

lmaoing at all the weak-willed faggots and small spec larping bears in this thread

>> No.12177473

>>12177379
-_-;
losing money is terribly, the best thing for noobs is great beginners luck, not bag holding some anon's bags, which is epitome of tool npc dummy

also am of found out the only advantage of E-X-hentai is for SHOTA and LOLI
WTF why would anyone need for e-x-hentai unless they PEDO !!!!!

>> No.12177475
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Lads I’m finally eligible for 401k and Mr.Shekelstein even said the company would match 3% of my yearly salary! My side hustles will allow me to dump an additional 1-1.5k a month into VOO which i’ll Be setting up through vanguard shortly. What would you lads recommend as far as my 401k?

>> No.12177476

Janet Yellen = 98 Michael Jordan

Baby come back

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>>12177473
>also am of found out the only advantage of E-X-hentai is for SHOTA and LOLI

exhentai has thousands more results for female guro content than ehentai

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>>12177484
>>12177473

>> No.12177499

>>12177475
TSM

>> No.12177509

>>12177484
>>12177490
1000 more results because its adding loli and shota

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>>12176412
Mmm macronomic and cheese

>> No.12177520
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Today will be a bad red day. Blood everywhere

>> No.12177522

>>12176412
because it is Christmas

>> No.12177541

>>12177475
I told you this shit last week, put 100% allocation to TSM and fucking walk away for 25 years.

>> No.12177542

>>12177509
there is more loli/shota content on exhentai, but that isn't the only reason
there's more extreme content in general on exhentai (guro, loli/shota, scat, etc), as well as more content overall

>> No.12177545

Crashing pre-market.

>> No.12177550

>>12177542
>>12177509
it's just better for literally anything you could want to look up

>> No.12177555

bUlL rUn

>> No.12177561

>>12172563
China green Agriculture. You got 30 min.

>> No.12177569

We got commies, we got degenerates, we got everything in /smg/!

>> No.12177572

>>12172563
CGA im long till china deal

>> No.12177573

With how this market has been acting if we open up red we'll close green and the other way if reversed.

>> No.12177582

>>12177499
>>12177541
Well I’m sold on the idea now lads never hurts to get a second opinion. Thanks

>> No.12177612

AAPL will unironically go sub 100

>> No.12177622

>>12177573
Why tsm?

Taiwan semiconductors?

>> No.12177629

>>12177569
>We got commies, we got degenerates, we got everything in /smg/!
everything except good advice

>> No.12177634

>>12177561
Went red a lot yesterday so chances of it going green are high

>> No.12177635

>>12177622
read his post, it's just a large cap index fund.

>> No.12177636

>>12177569
Everything but good advice about stocks. I'm up 20% in this market by basically doing the opposite of what the tripfags in here think passes for good advice. Holding sqqq and sdow for 2 months.

>> No.12177637

remember avoid companies that used debt to initiate stock buybacks.

>> No.12177638

>>12177612
By the end of 2019, most definately.

>> No.12177641

>>12177629
we've got the best advice, we just give it Australian style

>> No.12177645

>>12177629
Why come here then?

>> No.12177655

>>12177636
you're going to lose that 20% as soon as the market starts to improve

>> No.12177657

I only invest high risk. You can go back to your vanguard boomer shit. Probably its even backed up by a taxpayer. Pathetic

>> No.12177660

>>12177645
for the bants my dude

>> No.12177666

>>12177629
>>12177641
/smg/ is pretty funny today. I'll give it up.

>> No.12177669

>>12177666
Checked. This day is going to be funny on this board.

>> No.12177670

>>12177655
1000 IQ analysis. I will take profits eventually, but i forsee a steady market decline for some time.

>> No.12177688

>>12177635
Can you link to said post can’t find it

>> No.12177697

I got drunk last night and put $500 into robinhood. Easiest 3% I'll get all next year.

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>>12177645
this>>12177660
and unironically market sentiment

>>12177655
same bearbro, these retarded bagholders don't understand that unrealized gains are losses.
>muh DCA
>muh solid fundamentals
>"i believe in the companies i hold"
Literal normie-tier idiots, do it like a chad and 18X leverage down until bottom and then 18X leverage up, ez money

>> No.12177700

>>12177670
predicting what the broader market is going to do isn't as easy as you think it is
it may work out for you, but nothing is guaranteed

>> No.12177704

>>12177688
>>12177475

>> No.12177705

>>12177698
>unironically market sentiment
we are at denial btw

>> No.12177707

CGA

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>>12177700
its a ponzi dude, they're going to take the loot and run

>> No.12177720

NASDAQ mooning. We're gonna close +3%

>> No.12177723

>>12177704
Ah so you recommend putting you 401k in tsm and not touching it for 25 years?

Sorry I’m brainlet

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Greeeeeeeeeeen

>> No.12177784

>>12177698
Hook me up with some of that 18X. My guy only has 3X

>> No.12177791

>>12177698
It's ironic that a lot of the posts recently in this thread match up with these memes almost verbatim. The bubble graph is never wrong.

>> No.12177792
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dax is -20% and that includes dividends... one of the better performing euro markets :) it's a total destruction in europe not only in emerging markets. stoxx 50 is still 40% lower now after 20 years that's insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqo-WrrP80Q

>> No.12177807

cmon 249!

>> No.12177813

>>12177700
>, but nothing is guaranteed
Your faggotry seems to be

>> No.12177817

WTF STOP SELLING YOU NIGGER

>> No.12177821

comfy short emini at 2498

comfortable all day hold.

>> No.12177836

>>12177655
it's like pottery

>> No.12177846

any important announcements today?

>> No.12177847

>>12177836
It's like they rhyme

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>>12177817

>implying niggers know how to sell or buy

>> No.12177864

reminder that dividends are your frens

>> No.12177868

Imagine buying TQQQ at 37 when you can buy it for 29 in a month.

>> No.12177870

>>12177864
Why ?

>> No.12177872

>>12177864
fuck 'em desu

>> No.12177875
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The moment I sell will be the time when the market will bounces into ATH.

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>>12177875
Then just do eet

>> No.12177886

G-good! M-moreb cheapies!

>> No.12177890

>>12177875
I'll drag the entire market down to 0 before I sell

>> No.12177896

>>12177884
nothing but an indian casino and trailers along the road.

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>> No.12177915

>>12177910
sssshhhhhhh

>> No.12177923

>>12177896
You're thinking of the wrong Midland

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2018/12/police-body-cam-shows-drunk-driving-arrest-of-midland-county-sheriff.html

>> No.12177926

IM LOSING EVERYTHING WHAT IM GOING TO DO THIS HOLYDAYS

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12177939

>>12177926
>WHAT IM GOING TO DO THIS HOLYDAYS

hold and wait

>> No.12177950

Nasdaq wants to pump into the green again

>> No.12177951

>>12177939
stop giving out this terribly advice :<

>> No.12177953

FB in green
MARKET SAVED!
ZUCK BTFO NEGATIVE NEWS!!

>> No.12177966

CGA 4% up

>> No.12177968

>>12177951
how is it terrible advice
would it be better to capitulate and sell

>> No.12177973

>>12177950
yes theres lots of buying right now

>> No.12177980

>>12177910
Ffs

>> No.12177981

>>12177923
midland right down the road from mt pleasant. have to drive thru it when getting off 75.

>> No.12177992

Welp i just bought a bunch of june call contracts, hopefully the market fixes itself by then

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>>12177968
no but you endorsing bag holding culture
its NOT cool or brave to le hodl boomer bags

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Who /TQQQ/ here?

>> No.12178008

>>12178000
>le hodl boomer bags

I expected better from you

>> No.12178018

>>12178008
what's up my dude, you never used to be this bad

>> No.12178023
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This volatility is nuts, so many trading opportunities.

>> No.12178031

>>12177981
Hmm maybe not then

You sure you don't mean 10, not I75?

Also how is Dow not the first thing to come to mind when you hear Midland?

>> No.12178032

>>12178018
nothing about me has changed

>> No.12178040

>>12178032
>Besides net worth

>> No.12178042

>>12178000
It's funny how you're willing to hold bags in some useless speculative internet token garbage like FUN, but not shares of actual proven companies that produce real products

>> No.12178052

>>12178008
bro bagholding is a meme, sometimes you just have to accept you're not cut out for the markets, sell it all and walk to mcdonalds and ask for an application

>> No.12178057

>>12178042
Products like asbestos powder for babies

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NDAQ is on it's long term support again.

>> No.12178064

China GREEN agriculture
Get it?

>> No.12178066

>>12178052
this is the true patrician /smg/ way

>> No.12178070

>>12178061
Go back 7 or 10 years with your memeline

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oh no no!

>> No.12178078

Just sold SNAP puts for 30% gain, I see everything is rallying now

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>>12178052
>tripfag
>'capitulation'
Kekimus Maximus, welcome to 4channel reddito. Will be enjoying shorting your market

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>>12178042
WTF, am never held FUN, was always swing trading it
turned like 20k FUN into 100k
am only holding fun now because its too worthless for selling

>> No.12178124

>>12178106
You bought FUN? fuck ma'am. I'm green on my bitnigger cost averaging for the year. Had to wait like almost a fucking year to get back into crypto, but the wait was worth it I guess.

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>>12178106
you sure about that

>> No.12178166

>>12178057
JNJ will outlive that legal issue and out live your grandchildren

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Damn, feels good

>> No.12178178

Which one of you niggers said to buy NVAX

>> No.12178188

Just bought out of money Calls expiring tomorrow.

Anyone here also has calls?

>> No.12178193

>>12178172
based optimism friend

>> No.12178204

Shorting this. We going 2200.

>> No.12178209

>>12178006
I'm all in SQQQ, feels great.

>> No.12178212

>>12178172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

>> No.12178252

>30k EOY

>> No.12178264

>>12178124
nice, am bought alittle BTC back at 3200 too, and still expecting 2900 tho

>>12178159
yes that post was literally me giving up on crypto
FUN went sub 150 sats that day posted that and me gave up on it, am make more in one day trade than 100k FUN was worth that month

sold XRP though >_>

>> No.12178266

>tfw just stubbed my toe on a fucking axe

I'm glad it wasn't actually sharp

>> No.12178267

>>12178204
Doesn't seem like it.

Market wants to buy right here at 2500

>> No.12178290

>>12178267
pumps being dumped on
am classifying this day as orifically bearish

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Based Frank

>> No.12178296
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>>12172563

>> No.12178302

n-new t-thread
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>>12178294
>>12178294

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>>12178302
kys

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>>12178264
>am make more in one day trade than 100k FUN was worth that month

that's good, glad you didn't lose money on it
crypto has a lot of volatility, so I can imagine it being really good for day trading

>>12178296
doki doki

>>12178302
>17 posts early

>> No.12178320

>>12178209
Scooped up TQQQ at the close yesterday. This just seems like a huge overreaction to what are predictable events. That said, tech was massively overvalued but my bet is another pump before any further big selling happens.

>> No.12179221

Get your puts on pot!