/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12632763
I'm actually just here because I also heard that there would be an announcement of sorts

I hope I'm not late, I'm here for the announcement.
*honks politely*

*gets out of a tiny car while growing from the size of a small toy to a normal adult*

I hope that now women want to fart on me while I'm in my car. I would be too small to do anything about that
-JustinRPG

>>12632763
Hee hee hoo hoo

>>12632763
I dont like the mouth :(

I'm new to the industry, but did you really expect me to miss a keynote event like this

This is very bullish
Just bought 100k

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

LINK $1000 EOY STAY STINKY *HONK HONK*

Good afternoon, gentlemen
The name is Pepe Groyperstein.

It's no coincidence that such a diverse crowd is here tonight. I expect what we cover tonight to be revolutionary and disruptive for multiple industries

Checking in for the big announcement. Howdy, y'all.

I REALLY like this meme.

I'm ready for the announcement.

>>12632849
>taps mic
thank you, thank you.
I do have some closing remarks
>clears throat
I'm sure that you are all aware
>checks notes
of some recent changes to the forum
>stands on tiptoes and leans forward
and I hope that none of you have been discouraged by them
>smacks lips
I believe that these changes have even helped us hone ourselves. As iron sharpens Iron, so does man sharpen man
>eats a skittle
So I would like to remind you all

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK MINORITIES
FUCK RIPPLE
AND LONG LIVE THE DREAM OF SHITPOSTING

>>12632873
>>12632894
It seems that you were just a bit late
*honks sadly*

However, I took excellent notes and should be able to give you the gist of what was said.
*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*
LINK $1000 EOY STAY STINKY *HONK HONK*

And there it is!

Those are all of the notes that I had

Best bread on biz right now. You are all based and red/clownpilled

>>12632763
Ok here's the announcement. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

>>12632958
>Happy gambling though anons

im going to be real with you anons

i have what feels like basically nothing. a shitty apartment, shitty job. my bank account is averaging a +-0 difference each month.

no degree, no hope for the future. living in a haze of depression. weed and chainlink the only things keeping the bullet from my brain

thank you all for the memes, it was a fun 2018 and will hopefully be a fun 2019. Thanks to Sergey and the team for working on the project and ultimately saving my life.

Listen up you little cocksuckers, you are either with Craig, or against him. He fucking invented this shit, so he has the RIGHT to destroy anything in this space as he sees fit. How fucking DARE you faggots develop anything involving crypto without his express permission? Well, you've really fucked up now, because Craig is coming after you degenerate anarchists, and you will lose EVERYTHING, and probably end up in prison because of it. You "investors" have participated in the illegal buying and selling of unlicensed securities, and have encouraged others to do the same, which is also illegal.
I'm forwarding this thread directly to Craig, as he is a very good friend of mine from the bathhouse scene. Prepare to get fucked like only Craig can fuck, you retards!

>>12633144
rare steve

>>12633205
eww yuck this one is awful

>>12633224
>t. can't handle the truth

ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN

>>12633399
*HONK HONK*

>>12633418
You think you can shill LINK, say the N word, and just walk away?

>>12633453
yes

>>12633453

What's with the clowns