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*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!!

*sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK*

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!! *HONK HONK HONK*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a cream pie into your face*

LINK $1000 EOY STAY STINKY *HONK HONK*

>> No.12633333
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>>12633323
lmfao

>> No.12633385

trying to see the big get don't mind me
>>12633333

>> No.12633442

beautiful

>> No.12633463

>>12633385
>quints
>big get
Wanna know how I know you're new?

>> No.12633490

kek

>> No.12633560

Listen I genuinely care about about Anons financial well being. Its hard as shit to get ahead in life now, not just working 9-5 for the rest of your life. The sooner you start saving the sooner you can get ahead in life. Chainlink is a meme started by 4chan (an infamous trolling board) to lead people to financial ruin. This is NOT A JOKE. Don't let your saved wealth be thrown away over night. Vitalik Buterin the creator of ethereum said himself the days of making x100 or x1000 are over, that right the guy who created the second most popular crypto said himself those days are over. Now 4chan is trying to get people to lose even more money after the December/January bloodbath. Smart money already exited the crypto world. Crypto is basically a highly specialized database, companies don't need this. They will just create their own private blockchains. There is no need for crypto chainlink isn't even needed to run the nodes. Think XRP when you think chainlink. The company ripple (smartcontracts) is doing well but the coin XRP(chainlink) isn't even needed for the companies technology. Considering what Vitalik said "The days of making x100 or x1000 returns are over." Chainlink needs a 399900% increase in price over the next couple of months to reach $1000 this is ludicrous. Don't fall for it, chainlink its a meme to fuck you over. Consider this for chainlink at current price to reach $1 you need an increase of 700% or a 233% increase every month until EOY. This is a 4chan meme to siphon money out of the hands of the already vulnerable.

>> No.12633569

>>12633333
checked.

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i forgot the noses here they are

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>> No.12633629

>>12633323
autism
autism
autism
...
autismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautismautism

>> No.12633656

>>12633333
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>>12633333

>> No.12633659

>>12633323
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>12633323
tee hee i love these clowns

>> No.12633700

Based and forcepilled

>> No.12634905
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>>12633323

simple yet complex

>> No.12635574

>>12633323
based and clownpilled

>> No.12636226

>>12633333
That is sublime.
You are truly going to make it good sir

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>>12633323
HEHE *honk* HEHE

>> No.12636279

>>12636250
HONK HONK

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>>12633333
checked
>>12633323
based
*HONK HONK*
and
*pies your face*
clownpilled

>> No.12636756

based and honkpilled

>> No.12637022
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>>12633333
I am shameless

>> No.12637070

Can anyone please explain the clown sirgay meme?

>> No.12637088

>>12633333
Linkies btfo as usual

>> No.12637359

>>12634567
>>12636363

>> No.12637365

>>12612612

>> No.12637398

>>12637070
Sure thing. It's sergey, but, like, as a CLOWN LOL. Geddit?

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>>12633333

>> No.12638253

BASED

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>>12636250
HE HE

>> No.12639005

>>12633333
Based and checkpilled

>> No.12639230

>>12633560

What if this makes ChainLink fail?

Y'all autisticly scream ChainLink is a meme started by 4chan all the time....what if that starts affecting business decisions

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hee hee hoo hoo

>> No.12639339

>>12639238
based and poo poo pee pee pilled