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12662204 No.12662204 [Reply] [Original]

what if i told that this guy is actually not alive today

>> No.12662220

BUT TOMORROW

>> No.12662228

>>12662204
There is a chinaman living in the blockchain

>> No.12662241

>>12662204
IF* it is confirmed that he is dead get ready for a massive red dildo that will probably be a record setter. Might even hit triple digits

>> No.12662272

>>12662204
you die everyday because everyday you lose consciousness and during this a lot of your atoms gets replaced or changed, you tomorrow is not really you today

>> No.12662285

>>12662241
bch might actually break physic laws and go negative

>> No.12662293

>>12662272
Learning is not dieing, sorry to tell you. Dieing is the destruction of knowledge not the incorporation of it.

>> No.12662294

>>12662204
fuck your mother if you want fuck

>> No.12662319

>>12662241
Yes because without Jihan all cryptos are worthless. The fuck are you smoking?

>> No.12662329

>>12662272
This is actually mind blowing desu. would you accept a trillion dollars if you would to forget the last 24 hours of your day? No because it literally is like dying. You would not be the "you" you are right now.

>> No.12662545

>>12662241
nobody even cares he's missing you daft fuck, not even his mother

>> No.12662573

>>12662204
he's dog food now. probably made him fuck his mother before they killed him

>> No.12662718

Probably got whacked by the Chicom government after he fucked their plans for future global monetary domination by going all-in on Bcash.

Now they have their stooges back in control and it's time to reposition.

>> No.12662741

>>12662204
I would believe you.

>> No.12662771

>>12662329
Ofcourse you would. Who are you trying to fool?

>> No.12662780

>>12662771
You dont get it retard.

>> No.12662789

>>12662204
he is still alive, but being tortured for the private keys to his 1 million bcash

>> No.12662925

>>12662329
Except if you do enough drugs you can forget spans of days and not get a trillion dollars for it.

>> No.12662956

>>12662204
pretty sure he was sited having lunch with rbg

>> No.12663364
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12663364

>>12662204
*HONK*
BUY
*HONK*

>> No.12663505

>>12662329
>a trillion dollars to take a xan
sure thing boss

>> No.12663592

>>12662241
he only has BCH and BSV

>> No.12663620

>>12662319
The liquidation of his assets would send the market into a tailspin as well as the loss of one of the biggest mining pools in the world. Don't give a shit what you think you know, this would devastate the market.

>> No.12663661

>>12662329
Alzheimer is one hell of an illness. Luckily we know now why it happens: gingivitis bacteria.

>> No.12663668
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>>12662204
I'd say well meme'd fren

>> No.12663686

>>12663364
*HONK*
*HONK*
I like this meme, it sums up /biz/ perfectly!
*HONK*
*HONK*

>> No.12663692

>>12663620
He was fired from bitmain before he went missing

>> No.12663715

>>12663620
Antpool has already lost a lot of % of BTC hashrate. Nobody gave a shit when GHash went from 50% of all hashrate to essentially 0%. Jihan also already sold all of his BTC in a desperate attempt to pump the price of BCHABC which obviously failed.

>> No.12663722

>>12662204
did bilderberg group kill him and put him on the blockchain to fight dr craig wrights tuplip ai

>> No.12663773

>>12663722
I wish bizonacci would cover this

>> No.12663804

>>12662204
if he is dead, BCH will tank, but that is all

>> No.12663845

Him and quadrigaCX ceo going missing at the same time
All I'm saying is look into it

>> No.12664090

>>12662573
Just a regular dog in China

>> No.12664149

>>12662780

and what if your yesterday you is not your real you, that in the second that you were to sleep your yesterday old died and all the things that you did yesterday are just memories of your death you but you just feel the same because you are wired that way

>> No.12664503
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12664503

araaa zo dis boi is dead and forgot the password xD binance now very problem very very it forgot passowrd xDDDDD

>> No.12665121

>>12662228
This. Craig Satoshi Wright banished him from this Earth and uploaded his consciousness to the BSV blockchain

>> No.12665201

>>12662329
i cant remember what happened 2 days ago. and i dont care at all

but noone gave me a trillion dollars for it :(

>> No.12665412

>>12662329
>becoming the richest man alive ever and forever by just forgetting another boring mundane day

>> No.12665592
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12665592

>>12662204
>tfw btc vs bch was actually a usa vs china proxy war

>> No.12665701

>>12663773
no person of note will ever even know bsv and its poopy memes exist

>> No.12665714

>>12662204
i saw that article about chink billionaires dying so i wouldn't be surprised