/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13230631
faggot

>>13230631

You must be younger than 23.

>>13230634
broke boi

>places life savings on a desk

h-hey ashley, are y-you impressed?

>>13230631
lmao you're holding cash

>>13230631
>he thinks girls are impressed by fat stacks of cash instead of confidence
Now she'll bug you to pay for everything

>>13230663
Pretty much this
once you start flaunting it they're after it

>>13230631

ok

hey, we were all clueless neets at one point

>>13230631
>showing your wealth off to women
You'll soon realize that the only women you attract are gold diggers.

>>13230631
cringe if real

>invite shitcoin over
>3500$ in bags
> AAAAHHHHHHHH

>>13230631
I'm gonna laff when one of those thots swipes it

>>13230631
>telling women you have money
What the fuck is wrong with you op

>>13230631
>>13230631
You should have just printed out a dick pick and left it on your desk.

>>13230652
This. Only poorfags still touch filthy papers nowadays

>>13230631

Do you have high levels of melanin?

>invite girl over
>have tens of thousands of LINK open on MEW casually on my laptop for her to see.

>>13230631
Remember to put the money back in dad's mattress before he gets home

>>13230738
Oh it’s real
Got laid too

>>13230927
>Got laid
Nice evidence kid

>>13230844
checked. OP is on that fufu lame shit

>>13230631
>>13230642
>>13230927

>>13230927
Counting 15 bills there. So you paid a prostitute $2,000 to have sex with your NEET ass then immediately went to 4chan to brag? Congrats kid, this might be the saddest thing I’ve seen on this board

>>13230631
that's awkward af

>girl

>showing money to women
>never going to make it

>>13230927
that nail

>>13230631
Thats so cringey dude. you gotta have some stuff that makes you seem rich

buy a bunch of dress cheap dress shirts, and get an okayish suit tailor fit to you. and where some cuff links a gold watch and then act like its nothin. then people will just assume.

>>13230631
>invite girl over
>have a flash drive with $50 000 in bitcoin casually sitting on my desk for her to see

Wigger

rentcuck detected

I live in a fucking 200k condo. they already know what the deal is when they come over. its another reason i LAUGH MY ASS OFF at people who still live in apartment, like grow the fuck up already lol

>>13230927
Congrats on losing your virginity

>>13230844
>>13230652
>>13230958
>letting the master to keep your money
What a cuck each of you.

Holy fuck everyone itt is lame as fuck!!

except
>>13230821

OP 2 days before girl and Tyrone rob him and ties him up naked in a closet

>>13231649
Thats hot
>>13230631
Hey op, you are a fucking nigger. Only poor people flex cash, richfags are much more subtle.

>>13230875
BASED

>>13230875
I’m a sick serg I like a big burg

>>13230631
poorfag, mentally that is

>>13230663
>>13230671
this but unironically
women are never impressed by money, the moment they see it they just think of what it can buy
actually earning it in front of them, and repeatedly, might impress them (social proof other people think you're worth it)
having it just laying around never has that effect because they're biologically wired to look for a provider
it's the difference between seeing fruits in a basket and watching you take fruits from tree and put them in basket. first scenario shows resources in a neutral context, second associates you with providing through witnessing the action

>>13230983
>15x100=2000
Never change, /biz/

>>13230875

>>13232182
he had 3500, now he has 15x100, so how much did he pay to fuck her?
Never change, indeed

>>13232182
fucking retard

>>13230631
Are you a nigger?

>>13230863
lmao, underrated

Buy ETH with that, instead of pleasing here you stupid ignorant cuck

>>13230631
>Girl comes over
>Starts drooling over my mountain of silver maples

Heh good thing I keep them in plastic cases

>>13230631
Now she can tell her male friends to rob you

>>13230671
When my friend learned of my wealth she stopped paying for her own drinks at bars and just expected me to do it . I wasn't even fucking her and she wanted me to take care of her.

>invite girl over
>have $2.5mil invested into dragon dildos on desk for her to see

>invite girl over
>have $3500 (in strapons) casually sitting on my desk for her to see
>she fucks my ass immediately, on the spot

This is what happened at OP's house. At least you lost your "virginity"

>>13233086

> 'eww gross why are your maples milkspotting anon, Chad's gold bullion doesn't do that??'

>>13230631
I will only admit to this once. My best friend passed away so I have no one to tell this story to.
>be traveling
>meet chinese lady
>she works in finance, we click really well
>she ends up coming over to my hotel, we're both sober and having fun
>when she showers, i hide my wallet just in case as im kind of nerdy and this isnt normal for me
>we fuck twice, she leaves before i wake up
>check my backpack, oh shit, wheres my $2k in foreign cash
>have a minute long panic attack
>looking through my bags
>see the envelope my cash is supposed to be in on the desk
>i left it out by accident
>fuck fuck fuck
>open it up
>its all still there
>she texted before leaving saying she put up the do not disturb for me
>we both had fun
oh shit that was close

>>13230631
>invite girl over
>have my 1,5 million nimiq acc open to see on my desktop

>Invite girl over
>pic related

>>13233556
>Those lazy niggers at RCM can't do a proper job fuck them how could they be so lazy fucking kikes ruining my shiny metals. Do you know despite being 13 percent of the population ....