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Ooga ooga tiki edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Best free stock screener
https://finviz.com/

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

Premarket Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Options Markets 101:
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Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

previously on smg
>>13532192

>> No.13534923

shanghai composite down 6% now. yeet

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https://www.forexlive.com/technical-analysis/!/usdjpy-inches-higher-on-report-that-china-has-not-cancelled-its-trip-to-the-us-20190506

The Chinese are coming to negotiate Wed still. Doomsday averted/delayed. Probably still red though.

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>SOON

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>>13534929
thank you wall street and shanghai mafia

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>>13534954
>One man's tweet ( a string of 180 or so characters, sometimes with an image) can cause a 6% haircut of the worlds (second) largest economy within a few hours

>and the chinese cannot do a thing to stop him

what a strange, exciting time to be alive

>> No.13535000

Thank you trump for the cheapies!

>> No.13535007

>>13535000
What’re you buying?

>> No.13535011

>>13535007
I don't know! I'm almost 25% in cash right now. Looking at MMM, more DIS, CVS, and some water utilities.

>> No.13535012

Chinese markets literally crashing right now

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> mutt and azn markets
> forex

>> No.13535019

>>13535011
>>13535012
Which American stocks do you guys think will do well in this upcoming trade fiasco?

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>>13534982
I have endless respect for this man to keep on being himself when so many others cave to the mob.

Watching him wreak havoc has been a pleasure, even if its infuriating at a few points.

>> No.13535027

>>13535011
Why would you buy CVS? Maybe you know something I don't but I think they're pretty shitty from a practical standpoint. Everything's overpriced, they don't sell tobacco, and more and more scripts are going mail delivery.

>> No.13535044

>>13535011
>almost 25% in cash
>already holds DIS
why the hell would you be happy about this?
where's your other 75%?

>>13535027
I considered it, until I saw the ceo interviewed by Cramer.

He was trying to make the guy look good but the guy couldn’t get through a sentence without saying “you know” twice, and I have no confidence in him.

>> No.13535047

>>13535019

$YANG

>> No.13535049

imagine freaking out

China market is just down a little bit, you guys are lunatics to care much

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>>13535017

>> No.13535057

>>13535049

>6% in one session
>a little bit

found the retard

>> No.13535064

>>13535011
>>13535007
Maybe QSR too. Eyeing BABA depending on how far it drops. AAPL too.
>>13535019
I don't think the trade fiasco will last farther than 2020. I think Trump is trying to get the deal before elections and if Trump loses the tariffs will probably evaporate. Either way, I'm looking at media and restaurants primarily.
>>13535027
They're closing more stores and they appear to be a value buy or a value trap. Apparently their Aetna purchase wasn't as bad, but it appears they have overpaid for it.

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>>13535049
well see

>> No.13535071

Ohohoho wow
Turn on CNBC world guys, check out that wall of red.

>> No.13535074

>>13535019
Coca-Cola

>> No.13535080

Buy and hold LCI. This earnings doesnt matter. Next earnings does. Buy and hold.

>> No.13535088

SMG what is your opinion and rating of "vixenmoon" (use any free porn video site. Is gaping goth pussy a yay or nay?

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>>13535088
>Bloodplay
>Prolapsed asshole
>Charging $40 to watch the prolapsing occur

FUCKING SHORTED

>> No.13535101

>>13535099
She only has a few years of active play before the colostomy bag happens, gotta charge what she can

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>>13535101
Nigga what I saw looked so fucking bad, the shit she's charging is going towards the medical bills it took to salvage it. In the age of mass communication that kind of extreme fetish shit is getting less and less economically viable, because it only takes one sick fuck to pay the $40 and re-up it for free. There's a reason most holes are just going to twitch and instagram and charging fun bux for tit pics, and that's because it's no risk, high reward. Even if they're bad with money, when they're looks go to shit they can just list "former model" on their resume. You can't do that when your fucking prolapsed ass is easily findable on the internet!

>> No.13535145

>>13535120
I think it's beyond the $$ at this point.

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>>13535088
Oh damn, I've been on and off following her story for over a year now. I'm endlessly fascinated/appalled by these chicks who get into extreme, body mutilating porn and where they end up (Proxy Paige, the Queensnake women, etc). She's particularly interesting since she's clearly an amateur, she's like 20 right? I heard she stopped shooting videos because someone stalked her, but that might just be a rumor. Also she has lyme disease or something? In any case, I'm VERY interested in seeing where she's at in life when she turns 30.

>> No.13535148

>>13535071

OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO

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>>13535147
What is this week's occult reading?

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DRUMPF YOU ASSHOLE

>> No.13535162

>>13535154
DOOM

>> No.13535173

FUCK DRUMPFH

>> No.13535174

Every call is going to zero tomorrow at open

>> No.13535177

>>13535154
I don't do readings for other people, you're thinking of the other thread occultist. He uses the Wild Unknown tarot deck, I use Thoth. Also I'm pretty strongly of the opinion that using tarot for divination is bad form, that's simply not what its for. You wouldn't try and fix your car's engine with the map in your glove compartment would you?

>> No.13535184

>>13535177
What is the tarot card based on? Historically

What pantheon/religion etc?

>> No.13535188

What are you guys buying tomorrow? I think I'm settled on AAPL and some more DIS. Going to play it safe. Maybe buy some more AAPL as we continue to fall.

>> No.13535195

>>13535147
>>13535145
>>13535120
>>13535101
>>13535088
That vulva is enormous, that can't just be from webcam shit, right? She was born with a huge vulva, and then gave birth to triplets?

This is definitely more than for the money. This isn't because market forces demanded it, it's her monetizing her own self-destructive paraphilia.

But maybe she has colon cancer or something, and has to get a colonostomy bag anyway? I remember a webcam ho who got posted a lot on reddit that I think had her anus stitched closed after surgery or something? Or maybe it was her vagina?

You've been following her story? There's a saga?

Proxy was kind of cute, but maybe it's the crazy that made me think so.

37 isn't great. I wonder if Taylor Rain is still selling Real Estate...

>>13535188 (dubs!)
See:
>>13535044 (woo!)
I’m still kicking myself for not selling more last week, what makes you so positive with only 25% in cash?

>> No.13535207

>>13535195
I'll be selling my MINT tomorrow, but I'm not too fearful of any of these bad boys being effected by anything China related too much. I also don't see this whole China debacle as long term. It's basically just easy cheapies I should have been more aggressive in December.

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>>13535188
UPS and Kroger aare on my mind
I feel the raw energy coming from these. and manfiest to a pump.

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>>13535188
Any deep dip in LCI or GALT.

>>13535177
I've been known to do things that may or may not make sense and may also be of bad form.

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>>13535207
>>13535195

>> No.13535223

I'm not buying anything lmoa. We'll see how indexes react but at this prices buying stock is fucking dumb.

>> No.13535226

>>13535184
the lineage of tarot in the west is extremely complicated and full of misinformation and (appropriately) myth. I'll give you the cliffnotes of information as best I know. The story goes like this, at some unidentifiable time in antiquity, most likely in Egypt, the 22 cards of the major arcana where created by the ruling class. The cycle of imagery and symbolism is derived from a complicated mix of hermetic philosophy, greco-Egyptian mythology, hebrew numerology (this may have been added in later), and gnostic/manichean/early christian thought. It's no coincidence that the cards correspond perfectly with the numbers/letters of the hebrew alphabet and the paths of the kabbalic tree of life. At some point, likely around 500 AD, Europeans, particularly the nobility adopted the mystic ontology explained by the cards, and commissioning decks for wealthy patrons became popular. At the same time, probably in France or Italy lower class soldiers had begun playing Tarocchi, a playing card game with four suits they picked up from fighting/living in Asia minor. The four suits conveniently correspond perfectly with the European grail cycle (unironically read Evola for more info), and they got incorporated into the deck as the minor arcana, furthering the allegorical ontology of the cards. The oldest complete tarot deck is the Sola Busca, and that's a wild ride to read about. The tarot became really popular during the Renaissance, and had a massive upswing in popularity again during the early 1900s when the Ryder-White deck was adapted for modern audiences. I fuggin hate the Ryder-White, the Thoth deck I use was adapted a few years later by Mr. Crowley and incorporates a much more complete numerology, color scale, astrological basis, and even elements of Buddhist thought and the I-Ching.

>> No.13535247

>>13535213
>NRZ
>11.9% yield
WHAT
I’ve gotta get some reits, thats mad.

Looks fairly diversified but not very large positions as far as I can tell. 2 shares of KHC isn’t breaking the bank.

>> No.13535248

>>13535195
Her pussy is def like that as a result of extreme stretching, I used to follow her tumblr. There was a small community of mentally ill women who all fetishize stretching their holes out to an absurd degree, look up MaxineGreen, they're friends. Hilariously she made multiple posts about how she wasn't a size queen for dude's dicks lel, I think she posted that her bf had a five incher and that was her favorite

>> No.13535259

>>13535247
It's MSR's fairly risky, as long as credit markets are fine it should be fine. Check out their investor slides:
http://ir.newresi.com/Cache/1500119877.PDF?O=PDF&T=&Y=&D=&FID=1500119877&iid=4347089
One of the reasons why I bought them is they have some of the easiest to read investor relations stuff. I'm basically a DOWboy, I need some more tech.

>> No.13535263

If anyone is making trades this week, the big catalyst is not the tariffs, but if the Chinese delegation does not go to talks this Wednesday. If that happens, we will see the real deep red.

>> No.13535271

>>13535223
This. US equities are too expensive. Only brainlets will buy this obvious bull trap.

>> No.13535280

>>13535248
>post obscure weird porn girl on smg on sunday night
>people know here, followed her tumblr, and know her friends

>> No.13535289

CHINA CAVED!
CHINA CAVED
>CHINA CAVED
CHINA CAVED
>CHINA CAVED

>> No.13535297

>>13535289
Source?

>> No.13535301

>>13535289
lads. Buy TQQQ

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>>13535280
part and parcel of being a trader, you need to be able to rapidly parse obscure information while simultaneously being a dopamine-fried degenerate hedonist
also short NATGAS (only for 1-2 days)

>> No.13535306

>>13535297
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-05/trump-says-10-china-tariffs-will-rise-to-25-on-friday

>> No.13535316

>>13535297
Saw it on Bloomberg TV

>CHina will attend meetings wednesdays

>> No.13535321

>>13535316
I hoped they would let this go for a bit so i can buy the dip on TQQQ

>> No.13535326

>>13535316
source
https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-china-trade-idUSB9N219026

BEIJING, May 6 (Reuters) - China’s foreign ministry said on Monday a Chinese delegation is preparing to go to United States for trade talks, after U.S. President Donald Trump said he would raise tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese goods this week and target hundreds of billions more soon.

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>>13535289
aaaaaaaaand we are back!

>> No.13535331

>>13535289


FAKE NEWS!

>> No.13535337

>>13535331
It doesn't reverse the tariffs. just means the threat of china not showing up is gone.

>> No.13535352

So monday the Plunge Protection squad is going to buy everyone shits?

>> No.13535369

>>13535337
From the Reuter’s story, just looks like a delegation is preparing for a trip. Liu He is not confirmed yet so I would hold off before celebrating but it is definitely good news. I’m still only going to sleep for 5 hours because I want to catch premarket action. Night all.

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>>13535331
>>13535337
All it means, to me, is that the pressure on China to follow through with US demands is on. Had they backed out we could be stuck in this longer, thought the possibility we lose progress on a deal is still on the table. Isn't this fun guys!?!?

>> No.13535378

>>13535372
It unironically really is. Imagine being some chinese state economist and watching that 5% drop when the tweet went out lmao

>> No.13535381

>>13535378
The ego rush trump felt when the entire world stops spinning for a second on his tweet. Every billionaire and CEO in the world reacting

>> No.13535385

This is no joke. Japan trusted us to take care of the global markets while they were away on vacation, and we blew it! Their once-per-lifetime succession, and we couldn’t even get that right.

>> No.13535392

>>13535385
>>13535385
next time i hope they trust us with their women

>> No.13535393

>>13535381
Does dt have stocks? Everytime the market is going up he is crashing it out of nowhere. Maybe his blind trust isn't so blind.

>> No.13535401

>>13535381
no doubt he gets off on that. Just tweeting that the oil price is to high and it drops immediately must be one hell of a power rush

>> No.13535416

>>13535381
>>13535401
imagine being Obama/Democrat Party and being too fucking dumb to do the same under Obamas presidency.

>> No.13535422

>>13535392
I just got off the phone with Japan.
They said anime is cancelled, no more JAV, and sushi is off the menu.

They said kiss and make up with Xi or next they’ll get rid of schoolgirl outfits, all jap women with curves, and all Sony and Nintendo games.

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at least China doesn't hide its PPTs

>> No.13535428

>>13535422
I'll do it if they finally start making JAV porn with white guys in it

>> No.13535436

>>13535428
Japs are Whiter than most whites, they fought with Nazis after all. White is a state of mind.

>> No.13535437

>>13535416
The trade war should have been done earlier, in fact every day earlier would have been better. It's been decades late.

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>>13535422
NOOOOOO DON'T DO IT PLEEEEAAASE!!! GRUMPFT THIS IS YOUR DOING!! FUCK YOU SKRUMPFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13535444

>>13535436
I almost agree but i can't jack off to some jap girl getting raw dogged by a black because he has a 3.00 GPA and has never committed a crime in his life.

>> No.13535451

>>13535372
So let me get this. After Chinese reportedly not following through with demands, after months of TradeTalksGoingWell™ and tariffs applied while Chinese not even move a finger on main issue of intellectual property. They don't care about products. They care about right to steal. After all this chinkies coming to US is a seal on the deal? Lol.

>> No.13535453

>>13535426
Does the US/fed obfuscate their buys somehow? Dark pools? Just staggering it so it looks kind of organic?
>>13535422
As long as we get to keep those little make your own candy kits I'm fine with the chaos continuing indefinitely

>> No.13535458

>>13535451
if the Chinese trade practices are so unfair why dont the Americans just keep out?

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>>13535453
> Just staggering it so it looks kind of organic?
Place the Mnuchin liquidty call on the chart and tell me its organic lel

>> No.13535466

>>13535451
It's a show of good faith at the very least. It shows they still want to talk about or work towards a deal. They could have backed out.
>>13535458
Not feasible in the slightest.

>> No.13535474

>>13535458
"No trade deal with China folks, they played unfair" would work well for Trumpy. Nigga is willing to rewrite NAFTA with minor adjustments just to out his name on it.

>> No.13535478

>>13535458
It's complicated. The method of using IP transfer or IP theft is very different than tariffs or simple economic measures. It creates an asymmetric effect that was hard for economics (morons) to properly price in. SInce they are all globalists by indoctrination or to even get an esteemed position.

>> No.13535480

>>13535464
I mean on a very small time scale lol. Obviously this v bottom sticks out like a sucking chest wound on the entire chart kekkies

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>>13535466
>It's a show of good faith at the very least.
that is true
>It shows they still want to talk about or work towards a deal.
Of course they do, they are stealing US IP, they have factories, they print currency into oblivion to "fix" economy (or more like give economy a fix). They don't mind talking, they do mind agreeing on major stuff

>> No.13535533

>>13535515
This, it would be stupid to agree on a trade deal that isn't equality/fair trade between the two countries. They should only agree to a deal that fixes everything. Otherwise no point in not just going tariffs.

You can't be weak on this.

>> No.13535546

>>13535515
I believe the tariffs are hurting China far more than they let on. Hopefully we get something positive by Friday.

>> No.13535548

FUCK DRUMPF!!!

>> No.13535561

>>13535546
You can see the hurt Wedesneday when Chinese Import/Export numbers come?

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>>13535546
they're letting on that they're in agony lol. That does make sense though, I'm sure they fudge numbers and do all sorts of strange stuff to save face, them doing any worse is really worrisome

>> No.13535566

Why is the market dumping?

>> No.13535575

>>13535566
drumpf tweets and Chinar tariffs

>> No.13535576

>>13535565
China was treated much worse by British Empire in their trade war, this is relatively tame.

>> No.13535583

>>13535566
Mango Mussolini.

>> No.13535584

>>13535561
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/chinese-trade-balance-466
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/trade-balance-286

>>13535565
That's what I'm thinking, if they're showing weakness with their fudged numbers, I wonder how much pain this is causing in reality? Given all their efforts to stimulate the economy and the lower of bank reserves (They lowered them again today), I think they're in far more trouble than we are all aware of. With or without the tariffs something is wrong with China.

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>> No.13535679

>>13535673
kek

banning a tweet

>> No.13535685

>>13535679
>banning images of a tweet

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I have nearly 20k in call options on chink shit that expires end of June. This week I will come to know fear.

>> No.13535758

>>13535748
Unironically thinking about buying bunch of chinky shit to get pushed up by government

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>>13535748
may you explain why you have 20k calls in chinkyshit?

>> No.13535789

>>13535748
rip f man, hope you take it well.

>> No.13535807

everything down 2%-5%, looks good.

>> No.13535825

>>13535773
My undying trust in the godking. My undying trust in the godking also lost my 80 thousand dollars last year. But don't worry, this time its gonna work.

>> No.13535827

So uhhhh... nows a good time to for puts on ANY stock

>> No.13535847

>>13535827
friday was actually

They negotiate wednesday

>> No.13535860

>>13535847
Sorry I meant to say calls. I'm getting some calls on aapl, nvda, tsla

>> No.13535868

>>13535860
>Calls on TSLA
I see you like loosing money, I suggest buying 310$ calls then.

>> No.13535871

https://www.i-programmer.info/news/169-robotics/12745-atlas-robot-walks-the-plank.html

>> No.13535886

>>13535825
bro, hate to tell you but you have a problem.

>> No.13535920

>>13535871
>https://www.i-programmer.info/news/169-robotics/12745-atlas-robot-walks-the-plank.html

Didn't atlas switch to ML recently?

The solutions they showed off earlier had very specific and fragile use cases

>> No.13535953

Will BRK finally pay a dividend after Warren Buffett dies?

>> No.13535955

>>13535886
That depends on Friday. I could easily make 10-30 grand on this go if we don’t flip the board at the very end of the game.

>> No.13535963

https://tech.wsmlby.info/2019/05/tesla-autonomous-day-from-ai-engineers.html

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>>13535963

>> No.13535992

>>13535971
>>13535971
They have entirely different distribution models and use-cases

Waymo is not in any consumer vehicles.

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>>13535992
Doesn't negate the fact Tesla is still classified as L2 assistant not autopilot on paper.

>> No.13536013

>>13535020
https://youtu.be/Oh6VSCsxUSQ

>> No.13536030

>>13536013
as a trump fan, this video is gold and makes me happy

imagine all the triggered c*cks watching this

>> No.13536046
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Warren buffet BTFO, live on CNBC talking why kraft is a dumpster stock now

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1124814197051641857

>> No.13536056

Can someone please tell me how the stock values are moving when it's not even pre-market yet. My VOO just went red and since at least an hour ago my AMZN and BABA have been fluctuating. I don't understand this shit. I thought trading was just pre-market 9am to after hours 6pm.

>> No.13536061

>>13536056
Investors may trade in the Pre-Market (4:00-9:30 a.m. ET) and the After Hours Market (4:00-8:00 p.m. ET). Participation from Market Makers and ECNs is strictly voluntary and as a result, these sessions may offer less liquidity and inferior prices. Stock prices may also move more quickly in this environment.

google

>> No.13536068

>>13536056
Yeah, I can. You have no idea what you are doing and can’t even figure out the most basic rules of the game, one of them being pre-market trading starts at 4am EST. If i was you I’d consider taking my money out of the market.

>> No.13536071

>>13536061
Also markets are opened elsewhere so for example you can trade TSLA in Switzerland rn (-2% today btw) and I think there's a bit of arbitration going on

>> No.13536078

reminder

Trump generally chimps out hardest before caving.

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>> No.13536082

>>13536080
>shake out weak hands

this is cope talk

>> No.13536094

>>13536082
This is retard talk. Doesn't take lot of functional braincells to see there's outflow of money from individuals and only ETFs and other institutions are buying for weeks. All hands have been shaken out long ago, market is running zero volatility because nobody is here to trade it.

>> No.13536097

>>13536080
its happening at aths because they think it can handle it (either by just not giving a shit or doing a correction, which would force powell to ponder on the rate cut)

remember, pence asked Powell for a cut, then Powell said no, then Trump did a thing

>> No.13536099

>>13536068
>If i was you
It's were** not wuz you fucking hick

>>13536061
>>13536071
Thank you.

>> No.13536114

I bought a single 27.5 AMD put last friday to educate myself on options. So far i learned that im lucky.

>> No.13536116

>>13536099
Thats good, you should look into pursuing an english degree, seems to be more your talent.

>> No.13536130

>>13536114
yo half the time when someone gets lucky with their first option trade they think 'I'm an genius! I'm invincible!' and end up losing a lot of money
It's good that you acknowledge some luck
stay safe

>>13536094
low volume not low volatility
volatility is what it is, volume independent

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NOOOO DRUMPF IS KILLING MY CHINKSTOCKS

>> No.13536143

>>13535444
Sounds like a personal problem.

>> No.13536144

>>13536130
Yeah that's what I meant soz, too pissed off to think.

>> No.13536205

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1125356705787850753

buckle up

its going to be red

>> No.13536265

>>13536205
Lel. He bought puts

>> No.13536286

>>13536205
someone get cheeto hitler off the twitter

>> No.13536294
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>Huawei eats apples lunch in china phone market
>China crashes and burns

All according to keikaku

>> No.13536318

> BUFFETT SAYS CHINA AND THE UNITED STATES WILL BE THE TWO WORLD SUPERPOWERS FOR THE NEXT 100 YEARS
thats oddly precise
what happens in 100 years from now

>> No.13536350

>>13536318
Berkshire buys both China and US

>> No.13536353

Chinese markets are so panicky and retarded that their own totalitarian government has frozen trading in the past so investors can chill the fuck out and not crash their own economy out of pure FUD. Don't let their bugmen brains sway your confidence. The Chinese said the meetings are still on. China’s state funds have already been called to step in to stabilize the market if needed, though signs of intervention were limited on Monday.

>> No.13536356

>implying I'm not about to buy a fuck ton of spy
how hard does this dip?

>> No.13536362

We're going to close green, once the market opens and everybody's brokers let them start to trade at these low prices the buying pressure is going to rocket us to new highs. These chinks who dumped their bags are about to regret it.

>> No.13536364

The trip has been removed off of Vice Premier Liu He’s schedule
https://twitter.com/EdwardLawrence/status/1125359520446808064

>> No.13536375

>>13536362
No fucking way. This most likely isn't the start of the crash, we may or may not test the December lows, but we're most definitely going lower.

>> No.13536379

>>13536362
This is some Stocktwits level of COPE

>> No.13536386

Not a good environment today for expiry-day option traders like me cause we don't know exactly what the schedule for the meeting is yet

>> No.13536395

>retards who unironically buy the dip instead of selling OOTM puts
Lmaoing at your life.

>> No.13536413

>>13536364
Doesn't matter.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-trade-delegation/china-says-trade-delegation-is-preparing-to-go-to-the-u-s-idUSKCN1SC0I3

>>13536379
This is stocktwits level of FUD. Stop acting like you know anything. Comments like these are just reactionary and incite panic or hubris dependent on the momentum of each moment

>> No.13536417

Nasdaq futures were at -2.26% when I went to bed, woke up at -1.97 ... pretty shit but I guess it could be worse. Hopefully keeps improving before open.

>> No.13536422

>>13536413
>Comments like these are just reactionary and incite panic or hubris
that's pretty much the purpose of this site

>> No.13536442

>>13536422
As far as I can tell, the /purpose/ is discussion, but it's frequently used as a vehicle for venting worry and seeking consolation.

>> No.13536446

>>13536442
nigger

>> No.13536448

When did you realize that just buying gold is the ultimate investment strategy?

>> No.13536455

WHY DOES HE DO IT? WHY DOES HE MAKE DECISIONS THAT GO AGAINST THE INTERESTS OF OUR ECONOMY?
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TESTING ATM THIS WEEK
I WAS GOING TO FINALLY BUY SOME OF THAT SWEET AMZN BUT NOW I'M BUYING SLYG BECAUSE I NEED TO PROTECT MY GAINS
WHY DOES HE DO IT

>> No.13536456

>>13536417
honestly this "crash" is looking like a bad case of the Mondays more than anything real. I'm usually skeptical but I'm playing for a bullish week after I buy as much spy as my wallet allows this morning

>> No.13536457

>>13536455
He’s not for the interests of the economy, he’s for the interests of the American people

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>>13536448
right here.

>> No.13536468
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IS THERE GOING TO BE A MAJOR SELLOFF???? TELL ME PLEASE I JUST STARTED MAKING PROFIT THIS DOESNT LOOK GOOD

>> No.13536483

>>13536462
And if you risk adjust it, gold becomes the best investment by far.

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pic related

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>>13536495

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>>13536495
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMPFTT

>> No.13536516

What's the number one stock to short this week? I need to increase my capital by 200% by Thursday because that UBER ipo is my way out

>> No.13536521

>>13536516
TQQQ

>> No.13536532

>>13536516
ASIAN GF

>> No.13536548
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13536548

Get ready boys and girls, it's going to be a train wreck today.

>> No.13536558

>>13536468
Maybe, maybe not. The safest play if you are at a profit is to sell tho.

>> No.13536567

>>13536548
It's not as bad as you think, dude. Get a cup of coffee and put on a nice song you like while you read articles (not tweets or comments)

>> No.13536568

>>13536448
As soon as I started investing.
>>13536462
This. I remember this general used to talk shit when I told the to just buy gold and silver.

>> No.13536572

>>13536567
>while you read articles

Too busy working.

>> No.13536575

>>13536567
> don't read tweets
quite the recommendation considering Trump wrecking most of world economy with 180 characters in the past 24 hours.

>> No.13536586

>>13536575
now imagine if nobody read any tweets.

>> No.13536600

>>13536586
wonder why is he not trashing EU around similarly

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>>13536567

>> No.13536650

euros and futures ever so slowly climbing

>> No.13536695

I hope the market crashes 5-7%
I want to be anally raped today pls

>> No.13536710

>>13536695
Once my broker opens up, I'm going to buy so many put options. I want to be anally raped too.

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>>13536548
Choo choo000

>> No.13536807

Everybody saying that today is going to be a bloodbath is exactly why it won't be. Honestly who here is liquidating today? None of you are actually selling which is why I'm scooping up the cheapies.

>> No.13536826

>>13536807
Alot of my positions expire 5/10 so I'd rather get out now than risk waiting until Wednesday and suffering potential losses

>> No.13536871

AMZN NOOO!

>> No.13536898
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NO SURVIVORS

>> No.13536907

>>13536871
I'm still up >2% on AMZN. It was at $1885 only 4 days ago and it's up at $1921 rn. Did you FOMO and buy in at the peak?

>> No.13536931

Who else is selling everything on open?

>> No.13536934

>>13536907
When is the expiration?

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impeach drumpf

>> No.13536944

>>13536907
No I'm holding 5/24 calls 1905

>> No.13536948

I always thought orange man was good, but orange man bad, truly.

>> No.13536950

>>13536931
I just left the bank to wire money in to my TD account, so I can buy about 2 hours into trading. Thanks for the cheapies... the rebound is going to be glorious.

>> No.13536953

>>13536871
dont worry Warren Buffet is holding the bags with you

>> No.13536954

>>13536931
I do. It's the only reasonable thing to do.

>> No.13536965

hmm a lot of big stocks are moving into positive opens, I think this is temporary

>> No.13536966

>>13536950
I'll have fun watching you get bogged
>>13536954
I believe you schlomo

>> No.13536989

>>13536966
>what is bankroll management?

Going to be hard to get bogged when I could DCA 20 more times with my cash on hand.

>> No.13537002

Game plan for now is do nothing and laugh at bulls

>> No.13537003

Any leafs here use wealthsimple trade?
It’s the only thing like robin hood we have

>> No.13537010

Trump is really shooting himself in the foot with this one. China is going to place more tariffs on american farmers to hinder his chances of reelection like they've done before. The real question is why he wants to reach a deal right now. There is probably something very dangerous on the horizon, which is also why China is playing the waiting game.

>> No.13537014

bought a few sqqq this morn
selling off some randoms
consolidating my drips with muh dip
considering a few spy puts for the day

>> No.13537026

>>13537010
he's probably just sick of talking to chinks through a translator

>> No.13537027

not sure what my gameplan is here
open in 5
most of my assets in SPY and the rest in some tech stocks

>> No.13537038
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>3 minutes until opening
w-were gonna make it. r-right guys?

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>>13537010
Rocket man is saber rattling again. Iran is threatening to close the Hormuz strait. Hamas (Iranian proxy) is launching missiles at Israel to provoke retaliation. Venezuela is eating shit.

China is playing all their cards to hurt trump.

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>>13537038

>> No.13537051

I'm like this fucking close to buying a spy call on open

maybe I'll wait for it to bottom out

>> No.13537057

>>13537027
I'm going to spend most of the day shorting commodities and buying up AMZN APPL and probably some commodities

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>>13537038
we're all gonna make it.

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FREE FAAAAAALL

>> No.13537073

>>13537051
don't, this will drag like brexit, deadline after deadline

>> No.13537082

remember: first hour is emotional hour, last hour is consensus hour on days like this

>> No.13537088
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13537099

Kek.

Down 1.97%

>> No.13537102

>>13537088
>>13537072
stocks are literally moving upward right now. idk what the fuck you retarded aspies are screaming about.

>> No.13537104

What's a dark horse stock?

>> No.13537110

>>13537051
i bought a spy call on open for may 28th
spy 400 EOM confirmed

>> No.13537116

>>13537102
> stocks are literally moving upward right now.

Everybody is probably trying to grab cheapies. That's my guess.

>> No.13537117

INUV

YVR

NAO

REFR

>> No.13537118
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Remember when I told you nerds to buy LTBR/NAK on Friday?

Enjoy your red.

>> No.13537130

Why would anyone sell now? If you were smart you would have sold the moment we hit ATH because of the risk of no deal.

But now the downside of no deal has been priced in, it makes more sense to buy for the chance of a deal (which could still happen).

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>>13537118

>> No.13537143
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>>13537118
Hey I did buy ltbr

>> No.13537160

i was a bit nervous, but i heard the talks got delayed til Wednesday

I hope your all doing alright Anons

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>>13537142
I thought this was a board for ants.

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>> No.13537183
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Alright. I need to stop fucking with biotechs because all im doing is losing money. I need to refocus my strats. I'm still new so does anybody have any good resources on researching and finding promising stocks? I think I'm gonna just bag hold for a while and figure it out from there

>> No.13537186
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Hmmmm... not too bad. So far I've only given back gains from last friday.

>> No.13537203

Buy ctrv

>> No.13537206

This is only the beginning

SELL

SELL

SELL

>> No.13537217

>>13537183
First - gain real capital by gaining skills and selling them
Then - stop chasing biotech 10x pipedreams and invest in some real underlying. If you have a lot of money, a 1% movement can mean as much as a 10x biotech with baby money

>> No.13537240

>>13537217
I'm already working on 1 though fren. I'm doing this in my spare time so I only lose a few hundred and not thousands in a few years.

>> No.13537250

dean foods is up 1.3% time to buy.

>> No.13537251

>tfw didn't sell DFFN @ $6
>Tfw too stubborn to sell despite the huge profit (bouth at $2.93)

>> No.13537269

Fuck I was getting coffee when we opened and I missed out on the fucking dip.

>> No.13537297

I try so hard for you kids
How many photoshopped pictures of girls in bikinis with cow ears does it take
To get you to accept the free money that is DF

>> No.13537298

WDC (western digital) is still on the decline.

>> No.13537303

>he didnt buy dean foods at 1.50
watch the gains train leave the station.

>> No.13537307

>>13537250
Just took a look at it and it's oversold on all counts. Is it headed for bankruptcy or some shit

>> No.13537313

man, I really want to reach the 25k so I can fuck around and buy a sell every time I see an opportunity for profit.

But nah I have to fucking do swing trades one week and can only day trade once every two weeks.

I really don't care tho, I'm making good profit.

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>>13537307
its headed for gains land friend my friend. if I were you I would be buying all I can before the buyout announcement of 20 per share.

>> No.13537324

>>13537313
Honestly I thought that and rushed ahead to 25k
Now it doesn’t matter as much, I only trade intraday when I absolutely have to

>> No.13537332

New all time high for KDP. I went to the supermarket yesterday to get the new Canada Dry Lemonade and was surprised to see about half the soda aisle being filled with Canada Dry mixes and other Dr. Pepper products.

It's satisfying seeing dumb "muh dividend" coke boomers get btfo by a vastly superior managed company with a vastly superior product line.

>> No.13537333

All gains from Friday? Gone.

>> No.13537337

>>13537321
$2 and rising after earnings
Buyout around $3

>> No.13537339

Friendly reminder to not buy the deadcat bounce.

>> No.13537351
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just received this transmission from dean foods ceo. watch this gains train leave the station i dare you.

>> No.13537371

>>13537102
>>13537116

There was the news report from last week that Big Daddy B's bitchboys at Berkshire were buying up large amounts of AMZN. That could be driving this Moon-Dip action today?

>> No.13537381

>>13537351
DF is probably the worst run company out there and they hold nothing of value to even make a buyout possible.

>> No.13537386

>>13537240
didn't mean to sound pretentious brother
building skills is more profitable than investing baby money. just sell a kidney

>> No.13537391

why should I not buy 2021 puts on brk.b?

>> No.13537394

>>13537381
Number one dairy company of all time
Most brands
Most cows
Great value

Basically 60%off deal on DF stock right now
Touch the cow

>> No.13537407

>>13537391
Yes, betting against buffet has proven to be profitable, hmmm yes.

Are you hoping he dies before then or something? Could be likely for munger :^(

>>13537394
S-stop shilling. I’m so tempted to do stupid things today.

>> No.13537408

>>13537381
dont listen to this guy get yourself some dean shares today for the price of basically free its like free money.

>> No.13537416

>>13537394
much soi will downgrade the cows.

>> No.13537427

>>13537394
Too much debt. Nobody drinks milk anymore and their brands are worthless. Walmart building their own bottling plants. The volume from their Walmart contracts were the only reason they could put off disaster for this long.

All their plants are outdated and crumbling. Owner spun off the only valuable parts of the company a decade ago during his divorce and then got bought out by danone.

>> No.13537428

>>13537416
Ripple pea protein milk as well...

Milk really seems to be on the decline. How many people do you know that actually drink a glass of milk?

>> No.13537454

>>13537407
Yeah it'd be a bet he dies

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>>13537428
There is only one choice to buy right now. Them divvies.

>> No.13537470

>>13537428
I drink like atleast 3 glasses of milk a day

>> No.13537502

>>13537460
Speaking of, anyone holding IRM? They're in a dip right now and they pay a big ole fat 7.7% divvy.

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>>13537428
i replaced my own daily milk intake along time ago with my own semen but that doesnt mean that I wont invest in a great company like dean foods its basically free money but your so low iq you probably wouldnt understand.
sorry for your loss loser

>> No.13537520

>add df to warchlist
>Rh notifies me its up 5%
Interesting.

I think I’m gonna sit on my hands today though.

>> No.13537521
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>Zey sold? activate ze plunge protection team and pamp eet

>> No.13537540

>df owns good karma,’flax milk
you should’ve mentioned that

>> No.13537565

Where is the crash fags
You promised me a crash

>> No.13537575

>>13537521

Damn (You), Binglandonks!

>> No.13537581

>>13537565
buy puts now if you want to catch it.

>> No.13537585

>>13537565
Wait for chyna to announce negotiations cancelled.

>> No.13537588

>>13537585
oof.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

if you're a long investor, you just see these days as buying opportunities

>> No.13537642

If you see these days as buying opportunities you might actually be retarded.

>> No.13537655
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>mfw doubled down Friday on my one SPY that was down 60%
>madman types 180 characters and hits send on a social media platform and makes me go x4
Fucking BASED bear market

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>>13537642
See the manual.

>> No.13537676

>>13537655
>SPY put
p-phonefags, amirite haha

>> No.13537686

>>13537642
why is that?

>> No.13537690

>>13537581
Puts purchased two weeks ago. My body is ready.

>> No.13537715
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DF confirmed for true contrarian play. Buy DF calls to hedge against market volatility

>> No.13537725

Baba - still not cheap
Bili - still not cheap
AAPL - still not cheap
Dis - still not cheap
>>13537666
Based

>>13537616
WHERE?!
MO - still not cheap
CLX - still not cheap
JNJ - still not cheap

I dunno, maybe 3M or JPM?

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>>13537642
>dont buy the dip goy, wait for the SPY to hit 300 first

mmm these dean shekels

>> No.13537737

>>13537616
How do you see the future of DF divis Divibro?

>> No.13537755

>>13537737
>>13537733
I didn’t even see that dividend. Shit.

Someone tell me why they’re down so hard and why they’ll bounce back? I need more than lactating anime girls to go off right now.

>> No.13537760

>>13537686
So let's recap. We have a market investors are fleeing from, we have inverted yield curve because cash (real cash, not 15 Amazon shares) has nowhere to go, we officially have highest valuations ever we even passed dotcom two weeks ago. And this market falls like waterfall if fed doesn't announce rape cut or Trumpy boy shows there's no trade deal. Healthy market doesn't behave like spx chart I'm looking at it's just so ill it's disgusting.
And so we have this Jenga tower that orange in da house and Mr Powell play with and I just don't see fucking value in it. Dividends are cool and I only own one stock that doesn't pay divvies but I'm not buying when there's 2% drop on a fucking tweet because clearly market is not stable. I'll wait for actual correction or when Fed announces next QE. Now that is time for buying because there's clear opportunity. Buying here is just a gamble

>> No.13537766

>>13537725
you gotta find the undervalued stocks, T, IP, BA, IRM, BLK, JPM, LEG, PSX, XOM, VZ, etc. anything usually with a P/E under 18 is relatively cheap compared to the historical average of the S&P 500

>> No.13537775

>>13537755
their div is gone, dont bother
they have to burn some inventory first before going on the rocket

>> No.13537785
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13537785

AMZN fucks out of china
china melts down
recent AMZN golden cross
buffett to AMZN

hope you boys are buying AMZN. baldy will bring us all to Valhalla

>> No.13537790

>>13537755
>I need more than lactating anime girls to go off right now.
Not gonna make it

>> No.13537791

>>13537760
okay, just wanted to confirm you could be safely ignored. taking advice from people like yourself would have kept people out of the market since 2011.

>> No.13537795

>>13537766
T. there's one that is undervalued. 5G will transcend this gem.

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>>13537737
its currently suspended

https://www.simplysafedividends.com/dividend-safety-scores/

>> No.13537809

>>13537791
I wasn't in the market even in 2014 yet somehow I have portfolio of 15 companies ... How could this be...

>> No.13537821
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Feeling good about holding onto HCC. This is shaping up to be a good little stock even if the divie caused a drop. Might even add some more shares to it.

>> No.13537831

Actually don't mind that. Maybe just another retard who can't even comprehend we had QE back then so it was reasonable to get carried by global intervention compared to now when we run inverted curve ath of stock market lol

>> No.13537842

Double leverage index buys looking ultra comfy. Off to the races any minute now. We will finish green, seen it a million times with le inconsequential weekend doom Tweet.

>> No.13537858

>>13537842

Mmm... TQQQ...

>> No.13537873

HOLY F that deenz spike. Damn.
>>13537798
>>13537775
Oof. Thanks. It’s rallying right now even though it reports tomorrow and analysts expect it to miss. This feels like setting up for another fall to me, but can it even get lower?

>>13537785
Not until they let me buy ona holes from amazon.jp directly.
Preferably alive.

>>13537831
>he doesn’t know about QE4

>>13537842
>trump tweets:
>look at how much their averages are suffering, and we’re green! Winning the trade war! #winning
How does China react?
How does the market react?

>> No.13537883

>>13537858
/biz/ tells you to buy at 65.60. see you at 63 in minutes.

>> No.13537885

>>13537873
I'll believe in silent QE 4 once we cross 315
For now nothing but goy stories promise QE

>> No.13537896

>>13537883
Anyone buying leveraged ETFs right now is a retard. As soon as the China delegates pull out it is all ogre. Best you can hope for is a return to flat which is like 2% gain. Max pain is like a 10% drop.

>> No.13537906

>>13537883

>little does the college child know I entered at $41.41 back in January.

Just another day of profits...

>> No.13537918

>>13537906
you're down 3% today. how is that a day of profit?

>> No.13537930

>>13537885
>Goldstein goy Jew
Typical yurocuck has nothing but memes

I can’t wait until my next Boeing MAX flight where I’ll applaud after landing.

>> No.13537935

>>13537918

It's called "noise."

we'll be green tomorrow; end of week; next month; end of year. Not really worried about (-$2,000) down to be honest, duderman. Patience is a virtue.

>> No.13537963

>>13537935
shh don't tell the tards

>> No.13537997

>>13537963

The tards don't realize that investing through pajeet's scam isn't a get-rich-quick scheme for their NEETbux.

>eyeroll.jpg

>> No.13538018

If only these fairy tales could be applied to stock market in 2003 - 2006

>> No.13538041

BOOMER DONT CARE
BOOMER SMASH
BOOMER RIP AND TEAR
BOOMER WILL FIRST RIP AND THEN TEAR YOUR PUTS

>> No.13538065
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13538065

I FORGOT TO BUY THE DIIIIIIP!!!!

>> No.13538069

INUV

NAO

DHX

YVR

REPH

>> No.13538070

Trump shitposting on Twitter has only ever meant an opportunity to buy, as we see with ATHs on the reg.

>> No.13538077
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13538077

FUN FACT:

The stock market index charts directly correlate to the hardness and density of my pee pee on any given day.

>> No.13538109

Migrate
>>13538106
>>13538106