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>Go to activate my node, suddenly get a Skype call from the chainlink team sitting around a table in a board room
>"Hello there, welcome to the interview. Tell us a little about yourself"
>"T-thanks you too"
>"W-well thanks for having me"
>Begin sweating profusely
>"I'd like to start a node so I can earn some more LINK please"
>"That's great, how much capital do you have to stake on the network"
>"about $2000 sir"
>Sergey and the team start whispering
>See sergey laughing in the background while putting his thumbs up ironically towards me
>"Thanks for applying but we're not looking for new applicants at this time. Feel free to visit our website if you have any questions".
>"N-no problem thank you for your time"

Tfw can't even get wagecucked by chainlink

>> No.13921751

>>13921672
shouldve put some mcdonalds bags in front of your cam

>> No.13921851

0 nodes eoy

>> No.13921866

Have sex

>> No.13921896

>>13921866
sex yourself

>> No.13921899

>>13921672
Baste

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>get a skype call
>interview goes pretty well, excited to finally stake my stinkies
>get towards the end
>"oh just one last thing, we need to check your browser history. just a formality Sergey put in."
>o-oh ok
>"hmm... it seems here that you have been regularly browsing the business and finance board on 4channel?"
>don't want to lie, tell them the truth
>"Sorry anon, Sergey has blacklisted users from this site. Thank you for your time."
>mfw

>> No.13921955

>>13921672
they will make facial recognition of everyone going to the interview and doxx them as nazi supporters

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>>13921672
>doesn't UberEats a spread of cheeseburgers to the chainkink team before the interview.
Never going to make it op

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>>13921672
Kill your parents and then kill yourself

>> No.13921983

>i am a CAPTAIN in the Link Marines and i demand to be able to run a node!

>> No.13921997

>>13921942

wait can they do this? Isint that illegal?

>> No.13922022

wait what ay dios mio

>> No.13922024

>>13921997
lol, gullible.

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>>13921672
>>13921942
Laughing and crying wtf lads

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>>13921997
yes, sergey said something about chasing out the racist frogs who called him fat

in fact they are developing a smart contract to market sell all of your stinkies for $0 if you even visit /biz/ once

I would suggest getting the fuck out of here.

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