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lay head down on some railroad tracks at night

>>14614090
Simple, hypothermia.
Go somewhere cold, drink a bottle of vodka, douse yourself in water, if the temperature is around -10C or less, you could fall into a coma within 10 minutes

>>14614090
Car running in the garage. Sleep in your car overnight, and never wake up.

Google escape bag. It's basically huffing helium, completely painless

Don't do it though anon we'll miss your shitposts

>>14614090
Post on Facebook that you have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Also, brapped to death in a dutch oven by Azn prostitutes.

None of them are painless anon

You need to throw yourself into the wild before you die

old age

>>14614122
Cant I think they put oxygen in the tanks now too so you don't die

>>14614090
Legitimately, the most painless way to die is to fall off a high place, head first. Either that, or CO poisoning with a car. It's quite easy to go out that way. You pass out, then you're gone.

My address:
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Escape bag, or the helium method, you just gotta buy the pure helium tanks

>>14614153
Helium bag doesn't work anymore. They now dilute the helium with irritants.

>4chan to death.
Can you send gold instead?

>>14614120
Good god do not do this. Fucking horrible way to die.

>>14614177
How so? You wouldn't even know it, you would just go to sleep.

>>14614127
>>14614090
take this guys advice op. I tried it and already killed myself twice

>>14614090

>>14614139
Adding onto this, the helium tank suffocation is also one of the better methods. A bit easier than car exhaust shit, might be a bit more pricey, but does the trick.

>>14614186
Think of the Environment

DON'T DO IT. Move far tf away and live the way you want. It's easy with even a tiny stack if you're not chronically disabled.

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>>14614090
don't kill yourself anon we love you. now sound me money you little bitch

>suicide
>no POW
>no POS
no makes

>no guns

not gonna [not] make it

No reason to suicide. Everything can be overcome. People live on through all sorts of seemingly tragic or bad circumstances.

Tell us, what is on your mind? Why contemplate such thoughts?

>>14614090
Stay alive and buy LINK, ride or die with us.

I definitely wouldn't drink a bunch of alcohol and sit in a very hot bath. Like, don't drink A LOT of alcohol and sit in a very HOT bath.
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don't do it. go to church on sunday, any random church nearby. if you still want to give away your btc send it to the freeross.org address.

>>14614090
3 guys go fishing in a canoe, Bob, Todd, and Rod. They flex livers and Rod stands up to piss, but falls into the water. Todd sees it and asks Bob what to do. Bob tells Todd to jump in and get him. Todd jumps in and comes back up. He looks at Bob and asks what to do next. Bob tells him to do CPR. Todd asks how. Bob says to start compressions and give him a breathe. Todd starts compressions and gives him a breath. After which he stops, and Bob tells him to keep going. Todd says he thinks Rod is dead. Bob asks why. Todd says he had really bad breath, and he doesn't remember Rod wearing a snowsuit.


Get blackout drunk and try taking your sled across a lake. Either get laid for mad props or die trying.

>>14614290
>Tell us, what is on your mind? Why contemplate such thoughts?
bad memories haunting me and nothing to look forward to in life even if I "made it".

>>14614201
Have to be careful with that. Most helium sold for consumer use is diluted specifically to not be deadly. Worst case scenario you would wake up with severe brain damage.

Also OP don't kys. Buy LINK and give it one last roll of the dice with the power of positive thinking.

Test

>>14614090
I'm an EMT and I could tell you at least 10 different ways to die and not feel a thing but I wont soil my soul over money by enabling with another human being's suicide.

Get well anon. May God bless whoever is reading this

listen to chapotraphouse

>>14614090
OP, I suggest you plug up the exhaust in your car with a rag and go for a long drive.
Listen to your favorite music, on a road with no traffic at night or in the morning.
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Suicide is a mortal sin. And it does not eliminate pain, it simply transfers it to those who care about you.

>>14614122
fyi those are basically b& now. they changed the legal amount of helium you're able to casually buy to be less than the amount needed to kill you - at least thats the case in my state

t. tried to kill self a while back

>>14614090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

>>14614680
Cringy leftist basedboy faggots? Whats the point lmao

>>14614726
Based and catholic pilled

>>14614090
dude wtf you have 1 whole bitcoin and you still want to kill yourself? don't you want to wait and see how this all plays out? it's too early to quit.

>>14614090
don't do it faggot

take a moment to think about your day, go to sleep, wake up tomorrow and reevaluate.

>>14614090
> no guns
> no prescription meds

well then, you can jump from a high place, fairly painless too just make sure to jump from a +150ft point

>>14614090
a proper hanging kills you instantly. However, there is a million things that could go wrong and you could suffer for quite a long time so I wouldn't raccomend it unless you know what you're doing. If you could throw yourself off a building while hanging yourself, making sure that the rope won't break you should be golden. Do some research on how to tie it properly so that you don't slip out and buy strong rope.
Otherwise, sleeping pills do not require a prescription. Just buy a box, take them all and go to sleep. Any pharmacy should carry them. If you want to be absolutely sure, just do the rounds of 3-4 pharmacies and buy one box per each so noone gets suspicious.
Unless you have a reason to not buy drugs at all, in which case hanging + defenestration is still my raccomendation (gun to the head would work best, but as I understand it access to guns is impossible to you.)
You could always just cut your wrists and take a long warm bath as the stoics used to do.
If you're out of options, you could just throw yourself head first in front of an incoming train.
I want to make it clear that I very much hope you end up changing your mind, but if there is one BTC on the line I have to try everything since my second child is about to be born and I'm kinda fucked due to my loan payments skyrocketing.
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>>14614741
op said he wanted to die