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who /want to die/ here?

>> No.14913878
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>>14913850
Some days, some weeks.

>> No.14913879

everyday since I was born. The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is because I don't want to be reborn a nigger.

>> No.14913892

Honestly worried I'll be reincarnated.

>> No.14913936

>>14913850
Everyday after injuring elbow. Didnt workout for weeks now. Trying to stay sober also

>> No.14913937

My suggestion to you all is to read this book:

https://www.amazon.com/Life-Worth-Living-Fulton-Sheen/dp/0898706114

Know God know peace. No God no peace. I knew your feel and it was unpleasant to say the least.

>> No.14913969

>>14913850
me, not enough to actually go through with it tho

>> No.14913986

>>14913850
I do, everyday I have to go to work

>> No.14913996
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14913996

im getting very tired of wagecucking

>only 40 more years of this to go

>> No.14914023

>>14913892
if youre able to ascend you won't reincarnate, you will be brought to the 4th dimension positivity Earth. if youre actions are extremely negative you'll reborn in the 3rd dimension negative earth. if youre near the middle you will reincarnate

>> No.14914041

Me. I'm a complete misfit ugly autist. I don't belong in this world. I've never felt adequate my whole fucking adult life. Only reason i haven't drank myself to death is because i don't want to hurt my parents.

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>>14913850
Finally, a thread just for me

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>>14913850
HAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN GET DEPRESSED LIKE... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU PATHETIC FUCKING LOSERS. JUST STOP BEING DEPRESSED FUCKING TARDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14914080

>>14914041
Have you tried lifting anon? It definitely helps mentally and you can do it alone.

>> No.14914089
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>tfw no gf
man, i cant believe life takes this long

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>>14913996

>> No.14914385

>>14913850
me me me

>> No.14914405

>>14914080

I've started to lift recently, but not consistently enough tho.

>> No.14914415

>>14913879
>reincarnation
Hello pajeet

>> No.14914438

>>14914089
FYI; if you don't have a qt3.14 gf by 25 at latest it's over

>> No.14914450

>>14913850
Not me, strangely. Ive been feeling like a normie the last few days and I cant figure out why. My mind just feels clear and uncluttered. Unironically looked into registering for college and getting my life on track. Ive even been thinking about dating again, which is insane for me because I havent had sex in 13 years.

Im on a very strict diet right now that is almost 100% protein. Im eating like 6 eggs a day and pounding down cottage cheese. Maybe ~1500 calories a day. This is my best guess.

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HELP ME I WANT TO DIE BUT I DON"T WANT MY FAMILY TO BE SAD

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>>14914472

frame it as an accident

>> No.14914549

>>14914450
cool story bro

>> No.14914556
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>>14913850

blasting bladee, while comtemplaining how i will made money to buy link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurA5c8Sg9M

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>>14914472
Ok so you get a pistol, and tie a weather baloon to it. You go down a back alley next to the liquor store you like to frequent. Throw your wallet away somewhere before hand. Shoot yourself in the heart with the pistol, and the balloons will carry the gun away. It will look like a robbery gone wrong, and you wont be blamed. Your life insurance will pay out double, and some "innocent" nigger will go to jail for 40 years.

Its the perfect crime.

>> No.14914579

>>14914556
Wtf is this zoomer garbage

>> No.14914593

>>14914549
im not larping. Its real. The diet or the protein or something changed me man. Unironically. I assume its temporary unfortunately. Been about a week now.

The college thing I was thinking Mechatronics technician. Everyone on here keeps posting it as being a great job. I googled it some and I dont think they are memeing. It only takes an AA degree. My local college offers a 1 year course on it.

>> No.14914615

>>14914570
Florida Man did exactly that and it was found out
But you probably know that because it's probably also where you got the idea from
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/07/15/a-71-year-old-man-tied-a-gun-to-a-weather-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say/
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/16/florida-man-faked-his-murder-using-gun-and-weather-balloon/787566002/
https://www.insideedition.com/florida-man-tied-gun-balloon-make-his-suicide-look-murder-police-45022
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/17/us/palm-beach-gardens-suicide-murder-abrahamson-trnd/index.html

>> No.14914624

>>14914570

why not just shoot yourself by a river, throw gun into river, gun floats away

>> No.14914628

>>14914615
I have heard about it in the past. I used to use this as a pitch to sell insurance lol. I didnt know it was florida man.

Its still a good idea. As long as you dont get caught on camera and the balloons are strong enough I dont know how you would get caught,.

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>>14914579

you will never gonna understand bladee, boomer.

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we all do eventually

>> No.14914643

>>14914624
guns sink, and you cant do anything after you are dead

kek'ed at your post though

>> No.14914669

>>14914643

It would take you awhile to bleed out, and you can attached a flotation device to the gun, not to mention if the current is strong enough it will land far from the scene

>> No.14914704

>>14914669
Better way, shoot yourself in the head, write your will so the gov can't take your money and give it to niggers, drive your car to the bank and withdrawal everything you own, spend it all on hookers and shit, then hide your gun in a synagogue.

>> No.14914706

>>14914632
I'm only 2 years older than him so I have to assume that he's just marketing trash to angsty teenagers

>> No.14914807

i want to die all the time