/biz/ - Business & Finance

me re-entering GPRO position here
BUY GPRO!!!!

The dip is over

First for last chance to buy below $300

https://youtu.be/FbQ4ZKI-hKM
Daily reminder that a man must strengthen himself

Now... do I hit the gym first, or the library?
Gym, then I can shower and shave and hit the library. Good call, me!

LKSD to $10 by 8/16

>>15082751
Ror! Yup. Gotta get them gainz, get the blood flowing, then you can relax and study. Good call you!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>15082730
After we make some money together can I rub my genitals against the walls of your genitals?

>>15082831
Maybe the real frens are the DRiPs we collect along the way!

This is a VRUS buying opportunity
also why does the market not want to buy any GALT if its such a promising stock

I'm done with this market until Drumpf is gone

Voting Democrat next year

>>15082922
You're doing the right thing by voting for Tulsi.

>>15082922
lol elect a democrat that wants to tax everything to hell and keep all the existing tariffs in place? ISHYDDT

>>15082922
Only if its Tulsi Or Bennet or Yang or Marianne

>>15082730
>>15082869

p-p-please? I'm sitting at work and getting a big 5 inch boner thinking about how much I want to slide it in and out of a warm moist snatch while I kiss your neck and behind your ear as we breathe in together in synchrony

>>15082922
Market is 4% of all time highs bud

>>15083021
comfy isn't in this thread m8, at least i don't think he is.

so I've gotten what I wanted by the date I planned but I'm not exactly sure when i want to exit this position...

Alright, who’s the fucker that has been shilling QYLD these past months? You’ve got some explaining to do.

>>15083036
...did you even check its holdings?

It's like 10% Microsoft 9% Apple...
Of course it's going to get hammered on days like this.

Oh, and he goes by the name of Lou Dobbs. You should check him out in the Harry Potter movies.

>>15083035
well to be honest, this next 4 hour candle is probably going to be green as fuck, so you can exit before or after that.

>>15083036
QYLD technically hasn‘t fallen as much as Spy so it was still the better hold.

>>15083036
>QYLD
1. you should have bought KNG instead, its superior version of QYLD
2. holding QYLD today isn't even that bad, you're still less JUST'd than most of the market
3. the guy shilling QYLD isn't even holding it, he's about to get margin called on AMRN lol

>>15082869
with thee amount of money we gonna make
... we you wont need to O_O

market crashes never happen in the summer, you guys are fucking retarded for thinkin we could go lower than we already have.

Lol @ stocks

>>15083021
>sitting at work with a boner
You tryna get HR'ed and have to register as a sex offender? Better take some of those girlie hormones and even yourself out.

>>15083097
Lol @ galt bagholders.

>>15083092
show me 286

>>15083092
this time is different...

welcome to the beginning of the end

new 4 hour candle

>>15083194
I just heard a bull kick the gate and run towards new york

geez lemonese someone just hell bent on selling today O_O

I'm going to buy some (more) AMD if it reaches <$27. What are the actual chances that it does so over the weekend in light of the bad news and the inevitable dumping that's going to happen? Need a third opinion on this.

>>15083246
100%

>>15083267
Do you think it's possible it might go lower? I'm not worried about this current dip since it's market wide for the most part, and I'm holding this for the long term (really until next year, actually). If it can at least stay in the mid 30's by then, I'm absolutely golden.

>>15083246
And reaching 27 is a pipe dream the support from cult of AMD is so strong in the 28-29 area that bears can’t break it it’ll crab unless China says fuck USA (protip: they won’t) and so well probably be back up Monday

>>15083076
Honestly should I just buy 100 msft while I can and QYLD the rest? Ding dong ditching the amarin would slow my roll but I know msft aint bad and will hit $200 eventually.

>>15083135
>>15082889
keep em coming

>>15083290
Just buy some at 27.01, with more money on hand if it goes lower
no sweat

>tfw leveraged long at the top
>down over 30% this week

The final straw. I've been contemplating for awhile but now it's decided. I'm ready to kill myself.

>>15083308
hey I made the collage

I've probably lost the most money on GALT of anyone in these threads

>>15083304
but can you even afford 100 MSFT right now

Uhhhhh Trump?
Where's that announcement?
Where are those German auto tariffs?

Maybe anon had a point about F...

>>15083246
>>15083267
0%
Market closed over the weekend dummy

>>15083296
its P/E is 165...this is a $10 if you're not factoring in hope for future exponential growth

Rumor on Chinese internet: If Taiwan didn't accept unification by November this year, then People's Liberation Army will liberate the people of Taiwan by the end of 2020
Hopefully it's just a baseless rumor and not something intentionally spread to make people mentally prepared for such scenario?

>>15083332
>0%
>Market closed over the weekend dummy
Ok then by Tuesday or Wednesday, smart guy.

>>15082699

Who /indexfund/ here? What funds do you buy into?

>>15083329
>I've probably lost the most money on GALT of anyone in these threads

as long as you haven't sold, you haven't lost anything

>>15083329
Yes. $13550 margin would be 75-80% of my port. I‘d still write calls of course, but I wouldn‘t be relying on the premium unlike amrn or amd.

>>15083348
let's all get free
let's all get liberated
Japan and Korea stirred the nest
who knows where the chinks will swarm
East Asia fully popping off right now
Piggy virus must have spread some human vectors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwqAL46ly3I

>>15083329
>>15083365
to answer your question, this price action is a result of the broader market selloff combined with shorts and market makers moving the price around for their benefit
it'll change when the company issues significant news

>>15083332
do not german automakers have already mostly factories in usa? even the quality of bmws and merccedes is different usa model vs. european german made model. ofcourse,... japs make best quality as it is more of quest of honor for them than westerners :)

Watch trump give his speech soon boys. Praying for more shit news so I can get sugoi gains on my puts.

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDCGH8GQd7g

>>15083382
>not using the most kino of motorcycle chics
A minor infraction, but it will not be forgotten.

>>15083414
We did it my N-words
our n-word rocky free

>>15082889
The market is attempting to price in the risk of the Trump administration implementing price controls. There's some real threat to pharma and biotech there.

>>15083308
You shouldn't just ignore the broader story to build your collage

>>15083378
Are you trying to shill or are you unaware?
The more anti-business activity Trump does, the more the market realizes these threats are real.

The buzz right now is around drug pricing, he knows it's a winning election issue, especially since the dems are trying to run on lowering healthcare costs through medicare for all.

The big money is in the immunotherapy and cancer drug treatment. That's why biotechs can have such big buyouts and big returns. But that also means it's a big target if they're looking at cost-cutting.

>>15083428
do you really think I'm this clueless
I know all of these things and I know much more about this company than you do

>>15083378
no, this isn't just a secular sell off for market-profiteering. it's a sell off based on the escalation of trade war. this represents a real loss of faith in the markets.

>>15083428
>Are you trying to shill or are you unaware?
both, but it's a 30/70 split towards unaware

What a shit week

>>15083456
more SQQQ puts, or more TQQQ puts?

>>15083428
http://www.bloodjournal.org/content/bloodjournal/132/5/484.full.pdf
https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/20/7/1607
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5855601/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4662425/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24530298

>>15083426
The funny part is that our n-word is free for 12 days, but the prosecutors wants him to get at least 6 months in prison. So I have no idea what Trump is talking about

>>15083456
I know exactly what I'm holding and why I'm holding it, trust me

>>15083428
>>15083469
there are numerous more articles I could link about the role of galectin-3 in cancer, NASH, endometriosis, alzheimer's, and parkinson's, but 4chan thinks the links are spam
I would never put so much of my portfolio in a single company like this and hold it for so long if I didn't know exactly what I was investing in

>>15083468
neither

>>15083479
don't reply to my posts again until you make your first $100K

>>15083491
>>15083428
>>15083456
I know that nothing is guaranteed and that there are risks in every investment, but all the risks in GALT are risks I'm willing to take

>>15083442
I'm not talking about the company at all, I'm talking about the entire drug market. From what you said, you do sound unaware. "clueless" is more harsh than what I'm trying to say.

>>15083469
This doesn't address anything I was talking about. Did you just see the words "immunotherapy and cancer drug treatment" and not read the rest of my post?

>>15083479
>>15083491
This makes you sound very unaware.
This has nothing to do with galectin-3.

>>15083476
>>15083426
This guy kicked the shit out of someone for saying something mean to him? Lock the little shit up.

>>15083509
The things you're saying about the broader healthcare sector are common sense and I'm not doing to argue them
I'm talking about GALT

Cresco Labs you were supposed to oversold bounce today. I am not pleased. RSI now 21. On no bad news.

>>15083527
You say that it's common sense that this is what's dragging the sector down, but earlier you completely ignored it and implied it was just manipulation:
>>15083378

It's not. There's systemic risk that the market is trying to price in. It's okay if you're not aware of everything all the time, just say thanks and do some research.

You're getting oddly defensive. Do you have overly critical parents?

>>15083575
>but earlier you completely ignored it and implied it was just manipulation

again, I was talking about GALT then, not the healthcare sector as a whole

>>15083457

would you look at that, this 4 hour candle is trying to be all green and shit?

>price moves up and huge seller steps in again
a-are we really going for quadruple bottom

>>15083632
waiting for orange to announce what we're gonna do to the EU

the bottom doesn't matter

>>15083632
( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )

Beef exports

Which one of you did this

>>15083632
no my love, we're going to get big gains and share love with go pros on our heads, sitting on gimbals and then laugh while we watch the recordings.

it's a nothingburger, but at least it isn't fake meat

>>15083678
was me

>>15083678
>>15083691
and in my defense, she never said she didn't like it

Opened Japan to US Beef...
Plz Abe, open Japanese beef to me.

>>15083092

Wheres the beef? he's yammering about improved trade by a few million dollars?
Who gives a shit.

>>15083678
he was fucking kidding. like shit can't she take a joke, i mean he was fucking kidding. I totally understand this broads problem and she was definitely in the wrong on this one.

>>15083326
>long at top
Just. Fucking. Why?

>>15083326
At least take what you have left and go to a casino and bet it all on a 1/60 chance. If you win you make it if you lose you lose...

TRUMP TAKING CHEAP BEEF AWAY FROM AMERICAN PRISONS.

GEO JUST GOT JUSTED. DRUUUUUUUUMMPFFFF!!!!

>>15083727
He really does look like Baldwin sometimes...

>>15083729
she liked it
she's just confused
like all the women that get raped and enjoy it
it just fries out their circuits, they spent their whole lives getting told they shouldn't like it, but when it really happens, they just want more. they can't stop thinking about getting peed on, just one more time

bullish bias

>>15083717
what ever, miss out on these massive gains, all the sellers have already pulled out, nothing but smooth sailing from here.

>>15083748
I’ve also wondered why most suicidal people dont take others with them.

>>15083752
he almost is jack, but real estate instead of GE

BASED REFR

>>15083759
lol there's literally no more people trying to sell so the market can't go down any more. it's fucking great to get in when shit's bloody like this,

Apparently, I should've been buying SPLV. I'd never even fucking heard of this one, but it's doing really well, looks like it pays a .10 divvy monthly (good for compounding gains).

FUCK it's even comission free on Schwab! I blew it!

>>15083727
trump looks only trade that is tiny partion of forex flows that only matter, trade deficit-surplus is misleading as fuark indicator mostly useless

>no guarantee of rate future rate cuts
>trade war escalates
>important earnings coming
we're really standing on the edge aren't we?

>>15082831
My schd stack is getting like 4-5 shares per drip, its fun to watch it drip in and increase the stack

>>15083867

3.80!!!!!!!!!

>>15083881
Nobody wants to sell their SPY shares for discount. When large specs actually get online monday we're going to fair value of 330.

I FUCKING LOVE REFR

NEW 52 WEEK HIGHS

I TOLD YALL NIGGAS

>>15083939
Based schab investor!
I just got into that one because I set a limit that I thought was low and forgot about it.

Any other low-fee/no transaction fee ones you like?

>>15083982
I use all the schwab etfs cus virtually non-existant fees, a lil bit of SPY too

>>15083364
SPLv, fdvv, and PSQ for short term

>>15083899
QYLD is a monthly div of .08-.11% it‘s literally the only acceptable dividend etf.

>>15083678
Ror! That's how you assert dominance and mark your territory! Someone who isnt me may or may not have done this to a girl in the shower together after she bet someone who isnt me wouldnt...

Thirty thankies to my secret lover

Merger just got approved for HSGX so if you want to load up, now is the time. Actually earlier today before that was announced was the time but now is good too

>>15083867
I feel bad for watching this slowly climb for months and not at least putting a small position in it

>>15083763
More like massive losses.

>>15083939
its awesome seeing anything over an entire share getting DRIP'd. getting new shares for doing nothing but hodling.

>>15084189
at SPY with 4 hour candles, we're going back to $298 by lunch on Monday, stay mad because you're bad. screen cap this.

Attention people, I have a buy signal for ACB (we are at 6.34)

>>15084312
What's your SPY target?

>>15084119
How does that compare to just the divs of apple and microsoft? How much do the covered calls really help?

There's so much volatility that I'm thinking shares could get called away at any time, and it could actually hurt the value of the fund.

I'm surprised the dem candidates aren't pushing a pro federally legal stance on dude weed very hard. Several mentioned it in passing during the debates but there is no dude weed guy emerging thus far. I expected more considering Justin Trudeau was elected in part because he made a big deal out of legalizing.

>>15084160
What's your PT?
>>15084326
She's Russian

>>15084335
this isn't fucking canada, we have REAL concerns besides 420smokeiteveryday

>>15084312
been waiting for this signal since April. It always indicated the bottom. It must hold 6.34 though

>>15084348

Like what? Reparations for dindu nuffins?

>>15084347
$1. That's the PT of the company to avoid delisting, so that's mine.

>>15084326
somewhere between 2898 and 2888. I hope it will hold.

I want to see Bagholder and RKG fuck. I want to see Baggie flopping around on top of RKG in a hospital bed trying to stick his whiskey dick inside RKGs hole, while RKG is disinterested, before Bagholder accidently disconnects RKGs life support, and as the last bit of life chokes out of RKG, they ejaculate together, before Bagholder gets arrested for raping a tranny and sent to prison

>>15084355
No, like apologizing to dead people from a boat we turned away 70 years ago

>>15084335
Seems most people are pretty satisfied with the slow drip of legalization across the country. If you're a pothead you can get weed pretty easily in this country with a medical card and several states are fully rec now. Since the electorate is mostly made up boomers, it's more a priority to target healthcare in your campaign rather than pot.

>>15084370
Wait so you're calling the bottom isn't in yet? I already locked in my SPY calls though... I can't unlock them in!

>>15084364
5x? Seems awfully ambitious. When do they have to reach it by?

so, y’all niggas bought altria i hope..

>>15084355
>>15084372
thoughts and prayers

>>15084397
yeah but you're a questionable trader seriously you have no idea what you're doing, I also have the first buy signal on SPY but it can be a false positive. Too soon to know if the correction is over, if it will go lower or if it's the start of a recession.

big sell off at the end, what do you guys think?

>>15084444
yeah, but i have god in my trip, and my calls are based on energy and emotions, there's no rationality to anything I do.... You should trust the signal and #JustBuyTheSPY

This is your ABSOLUTELY last change to buy GE under 10.

You have been warned. The AMDchads had their chance, now it is our turn

10y2y will go negative soon

this is what i answered the guy 30 minutes before it dumped. just a reminder why im the god of calls
>>15081956

>>15084403

It's still in the falling channel. I want to see it hold $46 firm or drop to about 45.50.

>>15084372
The dems are lacking candidates with signature campaign promises. Trump had tough border control and fix international trade/bring back american manufacturing. So far the only one with a standout promise, absurd as it is, is $1k YANG 1$k.

>>15083867
cumbrain

got fucked with GE though, fucking price action yesterday was surreal. didnt think we would go below 10

REFR 4.07

SPY 270.

>>15084543

After Monday bull trap.

>>15083710
underrat

Why is amarin even going down? Why does fish oil correlate to spy?
Am I coping? Who sells into a strong ER like that anyways?
I‘ll give amrn a week to recover if it doesn‘t im gonna buy 100 msft and qyld for life.

>>15084570
When a big company in a sector fucks up, the whole sector feels it, even if the rest of the sector is solid, because fear causes people to sell everything. Even if fundamentally, rationally, trade war fears don't affect the stock your in, those people selling everything and pulling their money does. It's retarded but we've entered the final stages of pre-recession, where dumb money props up stock prices (BYND)

>>15084137
d-dont murder me

>>15084570
If it's pharma, I already explained it Lou.
Predictably, Pendy went full autist in response.

>>15084403
>>15084562
Thanks for the upvotes. I keep buying the dips in Altria. I wanna get that cost basis lowwwwwww.

>>15084597
That's not what's happening in the healthcare sector.

The real winner in pharma right now, is the big, reliable, divvy payer who had the best quarter. If it dips, y'all dummies BETTER buy some of big papa Merck.

>>15084231

>>15084399
September 30 if I read that correctly. Merger is believed to be happening on Sept 12

>>15084689
that kitten has been on the right side of so many calls, yeah $298 is a dumb fuck juice, but Trump just needs to send out a single tweet that he was only kidding about the additional tariffs and post a pic of the new trade deal with the ink still wet on it and I will fly down to Austin to share love with my baby RKG

What do i buy before the bell??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4MZJsexEs

You're supposed to buy on dips you fools.

Here's the merger SEC filing if you were interested for that HSGX merger. Honestly it's more like they're buying Ocugen. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1372299/000119312519211817/d701045ds4a.htm#rom701045_2

>>15084763
I get paid next friday, not this friday. Fucking unbelievable.

>>15084733
I hear you but no need to get me banned like a cuck.

>>15084763
Hard to tell the difference between dips and knives

>>15084780
Didn’t you get fired...
>>15084689
>being new
>>15084752
Kneepads
>>15084600
I won’t let him hurt you bbgrl.
I’m finna beat that pussy up tho.

everybody say thanks donald and jerome. we got double teamed.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

CURSE YOU YAKUB!! CURSE YOU FOR MAKING THE WHITE MAN!!!

>>15084863
No, laid off. Will happen at the end of this month.

>>15084870
This drop was coming. I wouldn't go long on a propped up market. At least not THIS propped up.

>>15084752
i would eye ACB but it's a bit too soon to know if it was a major bottom. will know more next week.

>>15084943
Youre a major bottom ;^)

>>15084870
Donald cares about both bulls and bears. You should be thankful he's giving you opportunities like this to beat the market

BGS seems completely stuck around $20...

snibbity snabbity just lost a yang.... I was a 4 thousandaire for a minute there.

>>15084984
hey may care for the bulls and bears, but it's oviously his true love is for the CRABS, SNIP SNIP MOTHERFUCKERS.

Wish I had more money to buy more AMD and WKHS cheapies.

KR up over 3% on a shit day like this!
Must be some sector rotation?

can't wait until 6pm on Sunday when the fucking large specs come in and give us the green candle on the future chart. it's going to be a wonderful moment.

down it goes like a titanic :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSZCFFpix2g

>>15085017
its prepping the chad staircase

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .95% today! All BGS believers (tm) are officially spice lords, Nikkei and I are currently whipping our enslaved Indians and sipping quinine tonics as we watch the spice gains get loaded into the ships.
This week we're going to a Romano's in Frederick, Maryland! This one has a rare sign, it's a different color for some raisin

We should have listened....

>>15085221
We did it baby
NWL, BGS, and dudeweed keep me high
Bought more VRUS

Down on the 3 month chart. Ready to neck myself.

>>15085221
Up a whopping +2.5% percentile
Best week ever, shouts out BGS, LOCO, BTI, NWL, and the rest

>>15085221
Down 0.59 for the week. What a fucking rollercoaster. The only real dumb shit I did was buy a SQ call spread, otherwise I stuck to my plan.

AMD support at $29 is unbreakable, $40 end of 1st quarter 2020.

>>15085254
$50 EOY my man.

time to short BAX people

Repost:
Can someone verify whether the following list of demand from the Chinese government to American government is real or not?
1. America have to stop and no longer initiate any 301 review against China and cancel the 25% tariff plan
2. America must immediately cancel its export control against China on high tech products. Including but not limited to: integrated circuits, medical equipment, precision equipment, precision chemistry
3. America must cancel export control against some Chinese food and medicine. Including but not limited to: poultry, beverage, ephedrine
4. America must fully open up its infrastructure market to China. Including but not limited to: Water, electricity, gas, mail, transportation, communication, safety, and there couldn't be any "buy local" or "hire local" condition.
5. Fully open up the following fields in America to Chinese enterprises: electronic payment, basic education, universal health care. Allow Chinese companies participate in American military and government projects tender process.
6. When making safety assessment against Chinese companies, America must give China same treatment as other investing countries, and stop imposing new investment restrictions.

>>15084962
lewd

>>15085281
I sure hope you are right fren.

>>15085254
>>15085281
I've asked my normalfag PC gaming friends and more than a few are excited for AMD CPUs now. One even switched to Ryzen after he had to replace his mobo. NVDA still holds the GPU market, however.

>>15085302
Where'd you hear about these?

>>15085302
Trump is a fucking retard.

Threatening your biggest lender is always a great idea.

Just wait until China starts dumping treasuries.

It'll cause another flash crash.

>>15085281
Dunno about EoY, but I'm confident by this time next year. AMD is going through correction cycles, yeah? Maybe $40 by year end, but not $50. Still holding onto it through, even going to buy more next week before it starts recovering.

>>15085221
If I was a year younger than I was now I‘d have put on edgy punk rock music and stay in my room all night.

But because I am such a responsible adult, I get to do all of the above but with alcohol.
PAIN
WITHOUT LOVE
PAIN
I CANT GET ENOUGH
PAIN
I LIKE IT ROUGH

>>15085351
That NWL reference in your screenshot though
Feels good all over

>>15085351
Nice, enjoy your evening Dobbster

>>15085351
welcome to the world of biotech Dobber
do you appreciate my iron hands now

I never actually did my taxes back in April. Now I'm trying to do so with Turbotax, and it's saying I need to pay (((them))) $80 in order to upgrade to the tier that lets me enter in my dividend and investment information

is it worth the $80? I have no clue what/how to do any of it, otherwise

VIX etf's just went red for the day... why? Surely they don't think we'll get good news? Is it because of the way they're structured? Do they only go up when the vix is rising, and go down when the vix is flat? I don't get it, but I also don't expect China to retaliate over the weekend.

>>15085221
Real disappointing with the crabbing in GEO and CXW, as well as the only modest CGC gains.

>>15085245
>>15085241
You food chads are absolute champions, and you can't keep getting away with it.

How did I not notice that PEP had pulled back a bunch from its recent highs? Why are we not talking about this? Gatorade and Frito-Lay gains are not to be underestimated.

I know it's not the usual attempt to call the bottom in an oversold stock, but it's fucking Pepsi.

>>15085332
Never underestimate retard strength.
Everything he does is pure instinct, but if you were to look at it from the outside, with enough hindsight, you'd call him Machiavellian.

Also, we haven't reached "scorched earth" trade war yet, though it sounds like Warren is cool with it.

>>15085221

This was from Monday

Am I gonna make it?

>>15085221
Down 2% this week

>>15085555
Nice fives yah
Source on Native Liz being cool with scorched Earth trade war?
I don't like half of her ideas but I'm down with some of it
Old cranky Liz... I'd rather have grandma Jill or Mommy Tulsi but we'll take what we can get around here

>>15085590
nice shop

>>15085221
I really messed up this week. PFE screwed me over, but it wasn't as bad as it could've been I guess thanks to my DCA. I'm willing to sell it at a loss next week if the stock reaches 39+, but I might just wait and see. NOK only had a 25% chance for me to make a decent profit this week and didn't do it... As expected. Ah well, guess it could be worse.

>>15085332
>>Threatening your biggest lender is always a great idea.
the federal government's biggest lender is private american citizens

only about 30% of bonds are foreign owned, and of that barely 30% of that is chinese

0.3*0.3=0.09

china holds maybe one tenth of government bonds

and bonds themselves are not even where all of the Fed's debt is

>>15085744
based and debtpilled

I hope you guys longed the bottom!

Why didn't I buy APHA calls before earnings? I literally posted about it right before earnings.

>>15084896
Uber?

>"The Tuition and Fees Deduction has expired and can't be claimed at this time."
>can't claim $1060 worth of expenses on return
fuck my life
do your taxes on time

Has the DIMLCSMM poster made any noise this week? He just quit his job so I'm sure he's making big money every day on the markets?


>>15085975
Taxes aren't due until like April right?

TVIX will be back with a vengeance next week niggers

>>15086069
He's doing the taxes that were due in April.

>>15086069
I think his strategy only works in bull markets

>>15085824
haha

>>15085824
Oh God, monday freefall confirmed.

>>15085824
Baggie Longbottom

>>15086069
he only posts when he has green days (with a 2 digit account)

>>15086072

Now’s the time to by KHC friends. We’re looking at $50 by eoy.

>>15086212
Bunny ears means bottom, right?
Time to long S&P after second bunny ear?

just got a job offer for 300k kek

>>15086212
wabbit season

>>15086296
are you a math PhD?

>>15086313
no I'm a physics BS and so I got 40k starting

>>15086327
?

>>15086327
>I got 40k starting
>300k
what

>>15086327
>He unironically believes the ivory tower will just let him in
Enjoy being a unappreciated worker bee.

>>15086336
>>15086348
40k out of school. the /sci/ meme is

>mathematics phd
>any job I want
>300k starting
>cigar_smoking_man_holding_hundred_dollar_bills.jpg

I unironically have a 300k job offer but my first job was for 40k, hence 40k starting. sorry about the confusion lads.

Merch E working in telecom, pulling 37k a year :/ but going for a promotion that would hopefully drop me around 65k-70k which would be batty. I could quit my second job (:

>>15086396
>300k job
to do what if I'm not being too curious

I'm in school for free getting a business meme degree so I can try to get a business loan to open up a weapons range. Not much competition around here and its a developing area so I think it'll be lucrative.

>>15086536
wait why do you need the degree for that just get the loan lol

>>15086536
you might have a shot

There are quite a few nano and mirco caps trading under book value. Could we theoretically but the majority of the shares and then liquify?

>>15086548
nepotism mostly. I don't any local bankers so I need a piece of paper that says I'm not retarded. Have literally not learned a single thing that I don't already know

>>15086274
That's the strategy.

>>15086585
>Have literally not learned a single thing that I don't already know
Ohio is the only state that doesn't share a letter with the word "mackerel".

>>15086622
Shame they don't teach stuff like that in college

>>15086571
Start your own equity company, sure

How much do you trust their books is the question

>>15086536
Where you at? I want to come shoot my range sucks
>>15086622
whoah damn

>>15086622
Illinois

Reminder to any other leafs that Monday is an imaginary leaf statutory holiday because government decided August needed one. Leaf markets will be closed.

I really hate when this happens during critical times on the US indexes.

>>15086677
>>15086672
>>15086638
here's more

>The inside of the cheek and the inside of a vagina are made of the same tissue.
>The word bed actually looks like a bed
>There is only one country between Norway and North Korea
>"Slang" is short for "short language"
>The average person has one testicle.
>12 am comes before 11am.
>x% of y = y% of x

>>15086677
Illinois shares the letter "l"

>>15086622
duuuude.

>>15086708
shit

>>15086672
MO

>>15086677
iLLinois

>>15086677
>>15086708
>>15086719
iiiinois

>>15086708
delete this

>>15086708
>>The average person has one testicle.
I don't think so. There are slightly more females than males(at least in the western world) and there are man with one or less testicles.
Definitively not. I guess it's around 0.75 and that's maybe the reason why the west became so soi

>>15086708
Also any font that uses the same symbol for capital i and lowercase L is bullshit.

>>15083763
Everybody look, someone's getting greedy. We will be down >50% by April of next year. Just you watch.

>>15086779
Consolas confirmed for best font

>>15086802
I like Hack for terminals on *nix myself. Consolas is good for Windows though.

>>15086779
>TRkD
Almost TrkB.
What does /smg/ listen to while trading?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIzCjVPBRnE

>>15086856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw

>>15086856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTI3hIGCTk

>>15086873
This thing has 13 mio views, Wtf man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfDggPZq6g
I like those soundtracks. They have this semi industrial open world, sitting in the garage at night while math heavy coding +coffee under bright fluorescent lamp while trucks driving in the distance on the highway while the government and other organizations do spooky shit - type of feel.

STFU baggie

u gonna pump the entire market with your stupid posts?

>nothing but smooth sailing from here.
>I hope you guys longed the bottom!
>there's literally no more people trying to sell so the market can't go down any more.
>market crashes never happen in the summer, you guys are fucking retarded for thinkin we could go lower than we already have


fucking loser thinks he's bigger than wallstreet

>>15086557
ha

>>15087014
I fuck i think i played my hand too close to baggies. Im gonna get wrecked

What should I watch during cardio? I’ve already done this week’s dumbbell girls.

>>15087014
>t. subnormal IQ

Does some oldfag here remember "kung fu". What happened to him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRnA86sIua0

I have no idea what I am doing, why am I up 33%?

>>15087115
Do your research high, trade high, get high results

>>15087115
I don't get this. How can amerifarts trade options on sub 10 stocks? This isn't a thing in europe. Can you not gamble on biotech catalysts? If you win you get 1000000% if you lose you lose 100%
This still averages out to 5000050%. Yes, yes IV but that shouldn't be the problem here.

>>15087164
The fuck are you on about fish n chips?

>>15087181
Beer. Lots of beer

>>15087155
I thought It had to go above $7 for me to profit.

>>15087164
Do they not reach you what "expected value" and Bayesian statistics are in European schools?
It would explain some of the behavior we see from your continent....

>>15087190
At expiry
It hasn't expired yet
Did they not reach you what "expected value" and Bayesian statistics are at whatever school you went to?

>>15087197
What do you mean?

>>15087216
Since when do public schools teach real world skills?

>>15087190
options contracts fluctuate in value due to a variety of factors; the price of the underlying, time to expiry, implied volatility, tons of stuff. Your contract is worth more because the chance of your contracts expiring in the money has gone up based on today's price action. You can buy and sell contracts at will during market hours, you don't have to wait for them to expire (and you generally should, ~70% of contracts expire worthless). Learn what the Black-Scholes equation is and what options greeks are before trading options, you can really fuck yourself over if you don't understand them

>>15087232
You can acquire real world skills by doing internships with professors at public universities (most private universities are no different)

>>15087256
>>15087232
Also you obviously learn theory and facts that you need for STEM and areas tangentially related to them

>>15087232
Did you go to a community college
Nothing wrong with doing that for your fir two years to save money, but you can't really call an associate's with 2 years of gen ed classes a worthwhile degree on its own

>>15087249
Thanks. I figured messing around with $50 was no big deal while I learned about options.

>>15083678
Based

i got fucked today. not in a good way

/blog

>>15087256
>>15087274
>>15087297
Your just memeing right? I work 40 hours a week in a factory, I don't have the time or energy to intern with a proffessor?? Who would do that?? Also I have no college education. But I still manage to make 48k a year at 24 so I think i'm doing ok for now.

>>15087014
It's so easy to short the market. Just wait for bulls to start being blind to any downside.

>>15084870
Take your profits now

>>15087341
Oh man I remember when these first started coming out... the wojac rooms, then the peepee poopoo smug pepes, the pretty princess pooints,, then the decent into complete chaos...

>>15087320
>wasting any money ever
Never Gonna Make it.
Could have bought a share of MO...

>>15087384

>>15087409

>>15087384
Testing out options trading is not a waste of money.

>>15087417
hehe so fucking stupid haha

>>15087429

>>15087442

>>15087446

>>15087456

>>15087461

>>15087466

PINS - saved me today. Up 18%. Overall I'm up 3.30% so fuck you Trump and the Trade war shit. I'm still in the Green baby!

P.S - AMRN had a nice dip today, don't let it scare you none. Instead be fucking thankful! Buy that shit now! You won't see it that low for a long time for much longer, especially as the 28th of Sept gets closer.

P.S #2 - Buy T babies and hold 4 life, his Fat Divvy will save you later in life.

P.S #3 - E-Hentai may be gone for good. Dude who runs it said Dec 2020 is it. So I'd save anything and everything from it while you could that you missed while you still can. Sucks ass cause a lot of the Eng translation groups kinda hung out there.

>>15087471

I was thinking more of the weird rooms and caves and elaborate edits that turned weird scenes into crazy murder scenes.

>>15086502
I help very large companies make huge amounts of money by designing the tech infrastructure they need to serve their massive customer base.

>>15087474
>E-Hentai may be gone for good

Dude you are like a week late in finding out
The pain hurts me into the core of my soul
Fortunately I have over a TB saved ;^) of the toppest quality content

>>15086950
you have to be over 18 to post here

>>15087073
Oh! I figured it out!
They added Kengan Asura to Netflix!

>>15087474
T-Baby-Boomer diversified into PINS? Dang, smart move.

>>15087651
Me have like 30gigs of hand saved guro/ vore that took me half year to accumulating O_O

>>15087590
so you're a software architect?

nice

NEW

>>15087779
>>15087779
>>15087779

>>15087755
What is even the erotic appeal? Is it the gore itself or imagining someone doing that to you or imagining doing it to someone else?

>>15087249

PRO TIP

>>15087249
>options contracts fluctuate in value due to a variety of factors; the price of the underlying, time to expiry, implied volatility, tons of stuff. Your contract is worth more because the chance of your contracts expiring in the money has gone up based on today's price action. You can buy and sell contracts at will during market hours, you don't have to wait for them to expire (and you generally should, ~70% of contracts expire worthless). Learn what the Black-Scholes equation is and what options greeks are before trading options, you can really fuck yourself over if you don't understand them

>>15082699
kek annnnd it's gone

>>15083092
That's not true. We've had multiple ~20% declines during summers or at least largely during summers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stock_market_crashes_and_bear_markets#Table