/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15330256
Going to let this thread die, old one is barely at its cap.

This is your threadly reminder that the yield curve never lies. Trade accordingly

LCI to $60

bought NVDA @ 160; next day closes @ 170

Today began going down. Anyone else holding NVDA? When you planning on selling?

>>15330285
It was slowing down and preparing to die, once it his 300 it'd surely die.

>>15330297
I have 100 Dollars prepared to buy LCI, will I make it?

PINS @ 50 per! Or the Holy Buyout. I don't care which lol

>>15330297
are you trading soup on stocktwits?

JPM has a lot of headlines today? What’s happening there? Can I really expect this to go below 200?


JPM metals trader:
>Trunz admitted in the federal court in Brooklyn, New York, to having from July 2007 to August 2016 at JPMorgan and another bank placed thousands of orders for gold, platinum and palladium futures contracts that he never intended to complete.

What was he even trying to do?
Is it like those fake orders for Bowl America? I still don’t get how this type of manipulation does anything at all, or how I can identify or benefit from it.

>futures like this text
what did they meme by this

>>15330359
Very high possibility

>>15330387
What's it to ya?

>>15330412
no I just enjoy your double speak and all around kikery

are you still shorting?

>>15330336
I'm waiting until double digits to buy

>>15330440
Shorting what?

just accepted a job offer at tinder

>>15330685
You mean grindr

>>15330710
>projecting your fantasies onto others

>>15330723
>>15330710
Lol

Really can't wait until I get to post my collage post-happening
Unfortunately not taking new submissions at the moment
Please wait a week until submissions reopen to talk negatively about GALT

I will absolutely be posting it multiple times every thread by the way
And mentioning specific GALT-related posts to the specific anons who made them

Best dividend bang for $1000 bucks? Want to buy and forget for a few years.

Yes I know I'm a poorfag pls no bully.

>>15330762
cringe
what's your total return on galt as of today?

>>15330795
DIS

>>15330803
>as of today

Doesn't matter, I'm concerned about the future
The company is about to go into Phase 3, this is a critical turning point for them

>cringe
lol upvoted for the win my epic memer friend

haha meme lol epic jew cringe AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA MOMMY MY STOCKS WENT DOWN 2% I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED AHHHHHH

Don't forget to buy some LCI

LCI to $60

Well fuck me boys I just received a crystal clear reminder of why brick n' mortar retail is dying and/or dead. It's not because of lack of selection, necessarily. Or inconvenience. No, number 1 reason people would rather buy online and wait for the shipping is commission sales pay doofuses all up in your business every time you step across the threshold of one of these establishments.

>go sports store
>need bicycle handlebar tape
>hang on, first thing I checked the website to see if store had it, it said it did (incorrectly) then I went physically to store
>go bicycle section
>only mountain bike bar grips
>no tape
>poke around some more to see if I can locate
>after the THIRD floor employee shoves his nose up my ass I relent and inquire about the location of said bar tape
>guy says he doesn't know, he's the shoe guy
>guy says he'll get the bike guy
>bike guy shows up
>says he doesn't "think" they sell it but doesn't bother to check
>tells me I can use hockey tape to wrap my bars, works just as well
>now I happen to know a thing or two about nigger rigging bar tape like that I know know from past experience that that is a damned fool idea
>guy did the sports store equivalent of a hardware store guy trying to tell a customer not to buy the actual thing to fix the problem and to just slap some duct tape on that shit call it a day

Holy mother of mary and joseph cucked by christ, boys. Absolute travesty. Brick n' mortar deserves to die.

>>15330822
that's great that it doesn't matter. what is it?

OH NO SPY IS DOWN 1% IT'S THE NEXT GREATEST DEPRESSION I BETTER GO ALL IN ON SQQQ AND POST PINK WOJAKS WHEN THE MARKET GOES HALF A PERCENT BACK UP

>>15330871
Enjoy the ride down literal tripfag

why is galtboi losing his marbles, did you guys bully him today

>>15330853
Are you okay Mr Penderson?

fucking memers

>>15330861
yeah dealing with people sucks
leaving your house and driving your car somewhere to deal with people sucks
if I can get something delivered to my house FOR SURE and it costs the same or less, why wouldn't I do that

you don't have to use the n-word or speak with such rudeness towards two-thousand-year-old religious figures to get your point across

>>15330853
GALT broke you....
either your hands weren't strong enough
or your brains weren't strong enough

>>15330818
I could afford 7.5 shares....88 cents per share (kek) semi-annually is...not a lot of money.

>>15330963
Still holding my GALT, and I'm just having a bit of fun
I do genuinely find it annoying how emotional and short-sighted a lot of people on here are though

>>15330976
does your brilliant logical autistic gay galaxy brain think that posting things like >>15330871 or >>15330853 is the best way to respond to posters that you don't like?
do you think it will change what other people post?

how deep in the negatives is his return that he's afraid to say it?

>>15330862
bought some now what

>>15331002
Yes and yes

>>15331052
that must be the same intelligence and decision making that you use when picking stocks ;^)
I like it

Please tell me again how you refuse to trade crypto cuz "muh manipulation".
Please GODDAM REGALE me.

>>15331093
Just be patient (most people in this thread have no idea what patient actually means) and watch what happens
One day you'll see the power of actually doing DD before you buy something

>>15330861
You must get so much pussy.

dont forget to smile today

>>15331115
wow rude

>>15331109
ok let's say I tell you that you can chose to buy between two different asset classes (or you can even choose to buy some of each):

asset class A has historically appreciated several % every year forever. the increase in value of these assets comes from an increase in productivity, IE making and selling goods and services that people want to buy. When there is fraud in these assets it is investigated and punished in court

asset class B is not tied to productivity. It is currency. There is rampant fraud and scamming top-to-bottom.

Buy TEVA and keep buying till 12-14 $ and then hold in portfolio for 3 years

>>15331115
Absolutely swimming in it. The silicone kind. Japan makes a quality onahole. I learned that on /jp/. They have a general devoted to the topic.

>>15331308
>buying things that don’t pay dividends
>sticking you dick in endocrine disruptors.

>>15331331
>sticking you dick in endocrine disruptors.

I've stuck it in worse.

>>15331183
>the increase in value of these assets comes from an increase in productivity, IE making and selling goods and services that people want to buy.
AhhahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>When there is fraud in these assets it is investigated and punished in court
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*gasp*
AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>15331331
based
I only use wooden or glass onaholes

>>15331331
what do you eat

Rate my gains the last 2 months

>>15331149

What does trump need to get a payroll tax through? Congress?

When it happens, where does the GOLDEN BULL run free? Yoga pants, Fritos, home renovations, and Keytruda?

>>15330853
you down like 50% on GALT -_-;

>>15330795
I posted this earlier, but TLRD (Tailored Brands, think Men's Warehouse) pays a quarterly dividend of $0.18, i.e. $0.72 per annum. At the current share price of $4.34, that means that you're getting a 16.59% dividend yield. Your initial $1,000 investment would pay out approximately $165.89 in dividends every year. Not bad. The only concern is that it's priced as if it's going out of business or something, so it might be prudent to investigate further, but assuming you have confidence in the company's future at least to hang in there, you're not going to easily beat that dividend.

>>15331554
You better be off-price, online, or LULU if you want to make a profit off textiles

>>15331543
I will add you to the collage RKG

>>15331543
This bitch smug as fuck. She female lone wolf and cub or something?

>>15330963
>and it costs the same or less
For niche items it's almost always less. Only grocery brick-and-mortar and Best Buy will survive.

>>15330861
Your moronic post might attract more intelligent replies if you'd lay off the blasphemy, kid.

>I say unto you, that every idle word that men shall speak, they shall render an account for it in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

galtboi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity_cost

>>15331344
>>15331331
what is an endocrine disruptor

>>15331563
Buying clothes online is LESS convenient to buying in store. You go to Men's Warehouse and it's full of suits. Some guy takes your measurements and shows you the inventory and can make recommendations. You pick out what you like and they can tailor it to fit you right there in the store. Buying through a webpage, you just have to hope for the best, and what if you want to return anything? You have to at least print out a shipping label (if you're fortunate enough to have return shipping covered), and you probably have to go out to the store to pick up some packing supplies anyway. If you bought from a local store, you just go back, drop your merchandise on the counter and demand your money back.

>>15330861
True. I order shit online all the time. Basic home goods kind of things. I do this sinply because stores never carry what i want

>>15331654
I thought this was like a jeopardy type response but you’re genuinely asking? Just fucking google it jesus yikes

>>15331735
i dont get it

>>15331672
There's no beating a tailor but you don't need Men's Warehouse for that. Amazon is experimenting with Prime Wardrobe where returns are expected and they come pick up a bag with all the clothes you don't want on a certain day.

>>15331672
Tailored suits doesn't seem like a growing sector to me. Financial firms are going more casual these days, and while you might not be able to get away with that if you work in law or funerals, things are getting less and less formal.

>>15331616
Opportunity cost is only a consideration if time is anything more than an illusion, and I'm not convinced. Also, using logic against mental gymnasts is ineffective.

>>15331352
underrated post

>>15331149
Did you SEE today's closing selloff?
This is not /smile market general/ tonight

Who is going to be green tomorrow? I got some spare change for calls.

Just bought $200 worth of Altria for the dividend. Am I gonna make it or should I trade to Phillip-Morris? I have a strong gut feeling about Big Tobacco and I'm not worried at all about all this Juul lawsuit shit, but is Altria a meme?

>>15331564
it more like you no being realisitc on what you saying -_-;
you should say

>haha meme lol epic jew cringe AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA MOMMY MY STOCKS WENT DOWN 48% I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED AHHHHHH

>>15331572
kek smug deff no what she feee most if it
her most used emotions are ocean trench deep sorrow, horror, and desperation for a friend

and yes, it am lone wolf and cup

>>15332035
^it shameless despair porn version of female lone worf and cub

>>15332031
it's a fat dividend but the only worry I have for sin stocks is the rise of ESG funds

>>15332005
>new tax cuts considered

I can see the future
I can see time
the market will go
to an

All.
Time.
high.

I only have to wear nice clothe (like a fitted shirt + tie) when there is a wedding or funeral or job review

And I think it's pretty similar for a growing number of guys. Not going to be a huge business in well-tailored dress clothes. I couldn't even wear a tie to my job if I wanted to, it could get caught in equipment, it would be a safety hazard. Anything nice I wear to my job could just get covered in grease or isopropanol or some other industrial mess.

people aren't going to church as much, and if they are, they're going to some godless casual congregation where people wear shorts and polos and use "modern" versions of the bibles where the language is all changed

The real frontier of clothes is expensive hi-tech outdoorsy stuff like Arc-Teryx. Godless Canadians they are, but I like their hardshells

>>15332005
closing selloff was just to get us to exactly 290 to appease the algorithms' collective autism. Futures are doing OK

>>15332108
Come gather 'round, investors
Wherever you trade
And admit that the bull market
Around you has fade
And accept it that soon
You'll be devalued to the bone
If your portfolio to you is worth savin'
And you better start selling'
Or you'll be margin called like a small dome
For the bear markets am a comm’innnnn'

how's it memeing my fellow memers lol haha meme meme meme

>>15332237

>tfw you cashed out last week

>>15332203
Friend was telling me today that Syria and the Balkans are extremely religious and traditional now even though they were very socialist, secular, and casual throughout the 1900's. The Bosnians and other Balkaniggers were literally fake Muslims till recently. I have a similar experience with Uyghurstan. My old man growing up never saw a hijab or bourqa and the Uyghurs ate pork, drank, smoked weed. They wear them now and observe religion to piss off the chinks and assert their identity.

What's common among these peoples? They either suffered brutal wars or were oppressed by foreigners. Or both.

>>15332230
her bruised knees

>>15332294
Thank you for the caption rkg
Just messing around
I still stand by what I said about GALT being in a better position fundamentally than it's ever been, despite the price going down
Don't intend to sell any time soon unless it gets bought out

>>15332108
Like I said earlier, what does trump need to get it through, 2/3 of congress or something? And where will the golden bull run?

Money in the pockets of the the consumer + STRONK dollar compared to all the devalued world currencies = travel? Perhaps, the airlines?

>>15332058
Nice! I was getting a very lone wolf and cub vibe from it. But those kids look almost like Tezuka manga. Is it recent or old?

>>15332316
That’s how you know she really goes all out when giving head, and/or likes getting absolutely railed within an inch of her life.

I wish you all the best outcome with the minutes tomorrow lads
Unfortunate what's good for some is bad for others; please be extra careful and get good sleep for tomorrow!

I pray that you people listened to me and bought ETSY.

We are starting a moon run. Last warning. May God have mercy on you.

OH GOD THE NIKKEI

>>15332656
Please don't, anon

>>15332660
>tfw the Nikkei weekly looks almost exactly like bitcoin daily since 2017. wtf

>>15332660
it's supposed to open down a bit because we had a red day
it's doing fine so far
japan is increasingly irrelevant
the only way to initiate another Japanese economic&cultural golden age is if they build a functional gundam with a beam sword that can fly

failing that, all that little island is good for is bite-sized raw fish snacks and romance manga

miss me yet?

>>15332777
>miss me yet?
Fuck no, asshole. Volatility like this is a trader's dream. Fuck off with your boomer returns

>>15332777
Woah based slotmachine trips!
That's a very unflattering picture of Janet Yellen, is she going through chemo or something, for that giant melanoma?

>>15332656
Is it cool if I fap to this?

>>15332800
Seems like his presidency/the recovery was a pretty good time to buy the fuck out of the indices, margin, leverage, and just riiiiiiide it to the top.

>>15332777
nah

>>15332823
nah

>>15330795
what will biz even do once the dividendlets google covered calls?

>>15332823
God says you shouldn't waste your seed. Save it for d'at warm pussy.

>>15332656
Covered calls seem pretty good...

>>15332872
Gonna need a nicer ark before I can be fruitful and multiply

>>15332863
>covered calls
But if my shares get called away because some degenerate gambler picked the exact time MO would moon, then I can’t collect anymore divvies on them!

>>15332836

This is the true patrician's way to invest. You buy at the bottom and just ride your way up.

Picking a bottom is the hard part though, and god help you if you buy with leverage and then the market tanks another 30%.

>>15332863
alright there is actually something to discuss there in regards to crowding in the covered call strategies
I don't think it's really what you're asking about but I'm gonna expound a bit on it anyway because I think it's interesting

Some types of strategies operate with a positive feedback loop. Basically, if everyone buys large cap US stocks, their prices will increase and outperform other asset segments, and as long as that sort of idea is the meta, these types of stocks will continue to outperform. Prices up does drive yields down (like with bonds), but basically if you're in the trade and it keeps going it's a good thing

there is a slight negative feedback loop with covered call strategies. If everyone tries to use covered calls, the number of calls for sale will increase faster than the buyers, which will drive the price of the contracts (and thus the yield of the funds) down. for everyone. Even if you get into a covered call fund now, if boomer funds pile in a couple hundred billion dollars, it hurts everyone's yields.

I think there is a real possibility that we could see something like this happen, where a lot of money flows into these types of strategies (whether directly into the ETFs, or if various pension funds and investment pools buy underlying and sell calls themselves).
Consider that bond yields have gone down significantly, and very quickly. Covered calls are really one of the few sources of very nice yields.
Also with boomer retirement looming, there are many market actors that really would like a stable 5-10% income every year. Boomers would usually be continuing to rotating into bonds now, but at current price/yields, they aren't as desirable as they were a year ago. so we could see some increasing movement into buy-write strategies, with a corresponding increase in market players buying calls if their prices decrease.
just something interesting to think about, as far as I know no one is talking about it

Did we talk about NRZ? I saw it mentioned a bit, for those who don't knowhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/residential-investment-corp-announces-authorization-201500350.html

What do you guys think of this?

>>15333132


FUCK

OFF

>>15332994
I was thinking about doing this given I have over 300 shares. However this would be my first time doing a covered call and given that I think it is going up a lot I don't see it as worthy.

>>15333152
why

>>15330256
Is it a good or bad idea to invest in candy short term with Halloween on the horizon?