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15781766 No.15781766 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, what if we all just burned 99.9% of our linkies together? Then we would be at $1000

>> No.15781769

>>15781766
Ok, you start

>> No.15781771

>>15781766
Y-you first

>> No.15781777

>>15781769
No we need a smart contract agreement if I am going first

>> No.15781789
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>>15781766
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

>> No.15781788

>>15781777
checked
>Inb4 smartcontract isn't audited and backdoor steals all stinkies deposited

>> No.15781807

>>15781777
Deal. I'll enter the agreement when your linkies are burned

>> No.15781817

easy money for the government 10/10 will do again.

>> No.15781875

>>15781788
>>15781807
Ok, we need some sort of decentralized API feed though to confirm your linkies will be locked into the smart contract as soon as I burn mine

>> No.15782004

>>15781777
Checked