/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15824452
absolutely nothing at all
just buy and wait

>>15824452
Price explosion imminent.
>wake up: $6
>bear trap pullback: $1.50
>EOW: $10
This is how it will play out just checkem.

he doesn't know

>>15824452
the price of btc is going down while the price of link is staying the same. basic math really

>>15824452
big dogg vibes

>>15824452

>>15824843
kek

I feel really bad cumming on my turtle.

Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins

>>15824708
That's "how" it's happening, not "why" it is happening; i.e. why isn't the BTC dragging the value of Link down with it.

>>15825058
Because the jig is up. Everyone knows whales dump btc to buy more link.

>>15824561
No cigar pajeet
I've been waiting on this for too long though, beginning to lose hope in Sergey "Big Mac Slayer" Nakamoto
t. Started buying on etherdelta

>>15825114
>Sergey “Big Mac Slayer” Nakamoto
Underrated
t. fellow ether delta marine

>>15825058
Because people are also buying link. Are you stupid

>>15824708
You faggot dont get it dont you
Why do all other coins drop in value when btc shits itself?

>>15824452
How the hell are we at 25k sats now? We were at 23k like a day or two ago

>>15826373
https://blog.chain.link/breaking-down-mixicles-and-its-potential-to-unlock-enterprise-demand-for-defi-applications-on-public-blockchains/

>>15825250
These Chainlink memes never suck. Keep up the good work, fellow Stinkanon.

>>15825029
Drop that in the official Turtlecoin discord.

I have lost 5% of my linky stack in a 2 days by trying to swing (panic selling and bying back). Ask me anything.

>>15824708
>while the price of link is staying the same
But it's not, in USD it's up 33% from a little over a week ago

>>15824545
>>15824561
>>15824843
>>15825250
"Yeah, you like it linklet don't you? Who's my little marine? im about to sibos you up boy!"

"I am your pay pig NXT master, proud to be a link marine, I've been collect since thirty cents. Please... sir... I am a corporal rank bitch pay pig in your dungeon of neets, please Binance me again. im too fucking stupid to think for myself and will just keep buying your perpetual motion machine scam."

He pauses, inhales and yells "link 1000 eoy" as another turd mutters it's way out.

"Another 700k for expanding the team, Master?"

"No. For this expansion." He shits again as he groans. "All of these tokens need to go to startups, Sibos loved us so much, they didn't invite us back ever because they just can't handle their love for us."

"A Cambodian basket weaving fisherman enthusiast form is all I need for financial advice."

just then, a fat greasy figure appears in the door way, "Sirgay, you dipshit two-bit hack, where's my money!"

"I'm sorry Ari, I've spent it all on ughhhhhhhhhh! Sp-spen-spent it all on paid promotions and shadow networking to promote my literal shittoken."

"Well dump some more and then buy my company, you dumb faggot slav"

"yes master" sirgay puffs up his chest as ari leaves the room and begins to recite.

"You see, you can't pull data onto the blockchain, it's impossible, no one would ever create a simple contract to query Google."

You smile. "Yes Master, I'm your paypig. All FUD is actually from other chainlinkers. These magical whales are trying to suppress the price."

"No... I will suppress the price.... rgghhhhhh ahhhhh arghhhhh..."

"Thank you master. Web3, sibos, truffle, I will follow it all and I promise to scrounge up what little money I have to throw at this fancy database contract while you dump 700k, thank you Master! I'm a stupid fucking loser neet that thinks the 2017 pump and constant shilling means an actual project and not a skeleton of a copy-cat"

>>15824452
BTC keeps dumping every time Link goes on a run, but the effect is wearing off.

One of these days it's going to have the opposite effect, and BTC dumping will only fuel Link.

>>15824452
>Satoshis
Worthless

You mean BTC keeps falling in sergoshis.

>>15826829
this

>>15826610
Did you learn your lesson?

>>15826654
why do you say that it's wortless to measure in satoshi?

>>15827036
because bitcoin is worthless piece of shit

I always do it wrong. I am not cut out for this. When I sell, price goes up a few weeks later. When I buy, it drops. I really feel that there is some demon watching what I do, and then has the world work against me. Maybe I'm just paranoid though

Fuck all of you people. You LITERALLY told me three days ago that holding is a meme and that we were going down to $1.00.

I sold at $1.74 after buying in at $3.54 and now it’s at $2.15 and climbing. Just tell me PLEASE honestly is now the time to buy in again or not?

I’m playing with credit that I can’t afford to pay the interest on and I’m really starting to freak out now.

All day slay.

>>15824452
WE'RE GOING VERTICAL

>>15827635
buy high and sell low. you're already n your way

>>15827635
Don't worry the pull back on this run gonna be a bitch, buy back at 1.8

Is this happening because I posted
>OOOOOO
in that thread last night?

>>15827635
File bankruptcy.

>>15827542
This.
Bakkt only further proved it.

>>15827680
yes

>>15827635
You might as well buy now and hold. This is going to be a very long hold and stop listening to FUD. You won’t see any major gains in the short term