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>walking down the street minding my own business
>notice angry nigger walking towards me
>he pulls out a gun and points it at my face
"AYO GIMME ALL OF YOUR EFERIUM WITE BOI"
what do?

>> No.15926000
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>>15925985
>what do?
Join him.

>> No.15926269

Tell him I don't have any ethereum and offer to take him to the nearest convenience store for some grape drank

>> No.15926282 [DELETED] 

>>15925985
I pull my pants down, bend over and say "this is all I have."

>> No.15926288

>>15925985
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>15925985
dead monkey

>> No.15926395

"Whats that dude?"

>> No.15926432

>>15925985
Pull out your deck of trick playing cards.

>> No.15926464

I don't have any Ethereum would you like some Chainlink instead?

>> No.15926473

i cross the street and if i see him do the same i pull out my .45 and bust a cap in his bitch ass

>> No.15926509
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>>15925985
I aint gib my eferiums to no nigga

>> No.15926541

>>15926473
cringe

>> No.15926583

>>15926473
sure, anything is possible when you're behind the keyboard.

>> No.15926742

>>15926583
oh trust me i never relax around blacks

>> No.15926814

>>15925985
tell him all I have to udoo tokens and I have no eferium left

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.38SP+P HONEY BADGERs

>> No.15927241

>>15925985
tell him only if he is able to solve a simple algebra problem

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>>15925985
What ethereum?

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>>15925985
Nigger gets perforated by .38SP+P Honey Badgers after getting disarmed.