/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16043162
Clownworld Coin (CLWN)
represents the absolute state of the world

>>16043162
niggercoin

>>16043170
(HONK)

clown coin, make it a token that provides a telegram service delivered by clowns

>>16043170
>>16043174
That's a good start, but i'm thinking that it can't be too self aware, it just has to be so fucking bad and memeable that people will ironically get behind it. i want all you biztards to premine with me and when we pump it to reddit we'll make thousands bois

>>16043174
HONK is better maybe it should be called Honk Token

>>16043203
maybe it should be Shitcoin (SHIT)

>>16043172
Already exists

>>16043217
this would have article and tweet potential "people are trading shitcoins"

>>16043162

how about ether?

>>16043217
https://shitcoin.fun/

>>16043162
Protocol appreciates idle currency. Protocol doubles quantity during transaction

>>16043170
THIS

>>16043162
make an infinite supply smart contract platform with 7-15 tps. create a permissive smart contract language that doesn't account for overflow. wear stupid clothes when shilling it and have bad hygeine. when it gets hacked because you didn't know to account for overflow like the amatuer that you are... and millions are stolen from your now rich friends... simply roll back the chain and take those funds back. tell your ico investors that it will scale, then after they buy delete that bit from the website. bonus points for flicking your dick in public.

>>16043170
How about a token that inflates infinitely until an arbitrary point where you accumulate enough and all your tokens get burned.

So lets say 100k new clwn tokens are created every day. The tokens are distributed to the holders in proportion to their current holdings (as a % of total supply). You keep receiving tokens as a holder until you reach x% of the total supply in circulation, at which point all your tokens get burned.

So anyone with any clown tokens would just be on an endless cycle of accumulation and depletion.

CLOWNWORLD CURRENCY (HONK)
THE ABSOLUTE GLOBAL CURRENCY IN 2049
WE ARE DOING HISTORY HERE ANONS
THEY WILL HAVE TO SEND TERMINATORS BACK IN TIME TO STOP THIS DISCUSSIONS ANONS
DON'T OPEN THE DOORS

eDerivativo (DERVO)

>utility token that is used for derivatives
>use for paying for services on a platform that does ???? No one knows
>platform written in php
>uses a blockchain with 128-decimal wallets
>voting system to rewrite blockchain controlled by 29 master voters
>working with governments

>>16043296
every time a transaction is made print the amount of coin that was transacted

>>16043301
where can I get some of this honk?

>>16043301

>>16043162
infinite supply 14 minute block times, SHA-512 algo, indian development team, mining reward doubles every X blocks

>>16043323
>>16043330
WE'RE CREATING IT RIGHT NOW, WITH THIS THREAD

LET ME IN ON THE HONK TRAIN OP

>>16043361

>>16043361
BOW before you jew clown god!!!

I'm liking the idea of the useless coin that inflates, however, i'd like to clear up that I'm creating a proof of work token that is mineable, because if we're wasting peoples time, we should also waste their electricity and hash power as well, right?

>>16043318
kek, yes

>>16043162
Brappsplosion (BRASP). A deflationary token for tipping cam whores.

We need it to be shit, but in a way that we can still shill it to reddit and the rest of the worlds and fool them... how can we do this lads this is why i brought you all together

>>16043424
correct

you can copy Bitcoin Cash.

It is the most ridiculous coin out there along with ethereum

>>16043452
thot coin, for tipping thots

>>16043467
fighting for social justice, undocumented minorities voting rights and pansexual desires

>>16043522
im liking the sound of that...
what should we call this abomination

>>16043162
Redistribution coin,
2) Every day the top holders have their excess funds redistributed to the population that owns below what the average holder owns.
1) Individuals are registered with a unique facial recognition token (identification) so users cannot double dip owning multiple wallets in order to cheat the system.

>>16043528
(FAG) or (HOMO) could be the ticker it just needs a name that makes sense

>>16043162
Infinite supply crypto, which you are allowed to print indiscriminately whenever you feel like it, 12 trusted node operators who process all transactions who are allowed to print 10x of the amount they receive from you for the purpose of loans only. 5% of every transaction goes right back to your wallet, as well as 30% of the total amount any non-node operators acquire over the course of the year.
>watch it stabilize to exactly $1.00

>>16043162
>Wednesdaycoin can only be transferred on Wednesdays
>Useless Ethereum Token literally marketed its ICO as nothing but a moneygrab and still raised around $300k of ETH at the time
So try something along those lines

a tipping coin to send to friends and acquaintances whenever they signal their adherence to the core values of social justice and all that crap. finally get everlasting social justice score that you can show off to your friends and more importantly that you can post to your linkedin profile

coin logo mk1, lemme know what u think
literally just slapped a load of honkler coloured squares together so lemme know what u bois think

>>16043162
already exists and its name is CHAINLINK

>>16043600
very nice

>>16043600
Do this one

>>16043600
give it a white background and full in the two pixels on the left and right with yotsuba blue and we have a winner

v2, made it look more like the wig

Pedocoin

Peg it to bronze

>>16043577
based

>>16043600

niggercoin

>>16043600
>>16043614
try making the green square the same width as above so the blue/yellow isn't overlapping

>>16043296
this please

>>16043614
/gd/ here, made this - looks like a face and its in gay colous

cumcoin

>>16043318
>>16043296
Would probably need to burn all tokens -1 or something to keep wallets in the cycle. Unless you want wallets to be eliminated, but i just think it has less potential to stay perpetual/memeable that way.

Similarly consider giving people tokens for creating a wallet.

rickymartincoin

>>16043162
For chaos, whenever someone transfers 10 coins to a person, that person receives the 10 coins, but somewhere out there another person loses 10 coins. Therefore the more you transfer the more valuable the coin gets, however you only hope it isn’t your wallet getting burned in the process.
Have random airdrops on fridays to replenish the supply as you see fit. For maximum chaos you can also choose to inject all of that money into the smallest nonzero wallet. So while you want to keep playing so that the coins get more and more valuable for you to cash out, you also want to have the least amount for that Friday airdrop - without going for broke. It’s like hot potato.

make the logo a drawing on a piece of paper, then take a picture of it vertically with a phone.

could be rotated but personally I like it better this way

Iron coin
for irony
make the logo half chinese half American flag

>>16043789
that's so evil, I love it.

>>16043467
If that’s the case I have some ideas but it’ll take a lot of work. For example there are websites that analyze your most commonly used tweets. So the blockchain can give more clout to tweeters that use words like “progress,” “minorities,” “trans,” “mental health issues,” but then disqualifies then if they see problematic words like “alt right” and “anti semitism.” It’ll take some nuance though, recognizing which tweets are for or against anti semitism.
Another way to approach this is to analyze the Ebonics of the phrases. A “LMAOOO LIT!!! Spill the TEA don’t at me read me through filth girl” tweet is more likely to be SJW than “REEEEEEEE” or “Atlas Shrugged is a masterpiece.” You can even shill this coin as a motivator to behave better on the internet. It can also calculate values based on your Reddit reputation scores and other social media interactions, such as likes. Or if your tweet is one of the most popular in a trending hashtag.
Also for whatever random reason make the coin worth 50% more if the user is identified as black or trans.

>>16043861
PoSJ (Proof of Social Justice) :D

Where pre-order?

Needs exponential inflation, a crap hash algo like md5, 64kb blocks.

>>16043162
Fuck The Troops Coin (FTP)
As a protest of all war.

PPPP UPPET
>Pew Pew Pow Pow
Units Pee Poop Eterium(sic.)

>>16043861
let people do the tipping... much simpler.
>>16043891
nice

0xVergecoinDark just fork Verge and make it rediculosly inflationary. Privacy features leak your ip to the nsa.

Nailcoin asset coin (NAIL)

Its backed by huge reserves of 200 count box of nails. Introducing the first online marketplace where 200 count box of nails can be bought and sold with Nailcoin!

Poo in Loo token
Unit: POO

Integrated with app that you can deposit fiat in exchange for POO, to pay for public bathroom access.

call it 4chain
everyone here wants to root sergey

>>16043949
>FTP
That means Fuck the Pope m8
FTQ AND FTP BRITS OUT

Sending or receiving coins locks both wallets for X timeblocks or hours, where X is some value determined by the number & character of the number of coins transferred, such as if it is a whole or decimal number of coins, or if the number of coins transacted is prime or non-prime; locked wallets may neither send nor receive coins until the "cooldown" period expires, with subsequent transfers attempted during the cooldown period having equal random chances of being backlogged, bounced, or targeted to another randomly chosen wallet.

>>16043162
USD

>>16043748
Wow I didn't know Elon was such a big fan of post-hardcore

>>16044066
Make it about Pajeet social microfinance and Reddit will eat it up.

>>16044248
Do this wallet locking so that you can only sell low and buy high

>>16043162
Ok, hear me up
The coin is called:
Concrete

Its a crypto based in Crete, reserve some random P.O. box with a fake website
Get it? conCRETE? As in... a con?
HAH

Anyone who doesnt understand the pun deserves to get pumped and dumped on. 100%.

>>16044472
kek

>>16043203
Link already does this better than you ever will. I'm out

Inflation coin
Only you can mine it and you lend it at an arbitrary interest rate of your choosing.

WAIT

Realistically you should only release maybe 500 coins/tokens total for 10 days, before doing a random roulette seeing 5 tokens dissapear, and so forth making every 5 days your position grow due to rarity

>>16043162
>I want the shittiest, most trash garbage shit you can think of for a coin idea lads
So, there's this thing called the doracle problem....

>>16044064
underrated

>>16043162
Link already exists fren ^_^

How about a coin that evaporates from the wallet. And the more you have, the greater the evaporation. You just lose money by holding it.

Hey I've got a couple hundreds lying around I'm game.

>>16043170
>>16043174
>>16043200

(CLWN) clown coin pls screencap inb4

where'd op get off to

>>16043170
>a coin who's price is a reflection of how far we've strayed from the light
>mining difficulty and rewards per block dynamically scale based on text mining analysis of various news sources and interpretations of how divided and argumentative the general public is via social media
>low payouts for mining during times of social turmoil (increasing value) and high payouts during times of social calm (lowering value)
>if you become a billionaire holding this coin, then shit's about to hit the fan.

Lmao imagine news outlets working hard to give people positive news and completely stopping the fearmongering just to stop a coin like this from skyrocketing and fucking with everyone's money.

>>16045324
sounds based to me

>>16043162
Digital Rupee

Buy chainlink

roastie coin?

>>16043513
lmfao this shitcoin none dont use plus camwhores dont use ceypto, they prefer cash

>>16043597
LIKE coin

>>16043162
Make it so that the wallets generate a new coin for every transaction

>>16045324

>>16045324
bros.... this is actually kinda terrifying
like this could be a legit way to control the media narrative

>>16044748
Sounds like kike shenanigans.