/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16166400
dont tell them what you do make some shit up like underwater basket weaving.
once the meetup is confirmed only text day of
were all gonna make it fren

>>16166400
Retarded hoe anyway, King. Head up

How can someone "instantly" stop replying?
Your IQ is fitting for a warehouse worker. Whenever I tell roasties what my job is they just keep talking to me.
t. software engineer

I didn't even go to college and on my profile I put masters degree

Sure enough I porked plenty of sluts that thought I was a sophisticated banker lel

>>16166400
Who would want to be with a literal worker bee?

>>16166443
>we’re texting back and forth for a while
>she reads my message
>the conversation immediately stopped
for a STEMlord virgin you are braindead

>>16166480
eh keep trying man. Btw my computer says you left a box unshelved on aisle 12, might want to get to that before you get fired.

>>16166400
>hears the word "warehouse"
>pussy instantly dries up

>>16166495
enjoy your life of pretending your not just as much as a pawn for someone else’s profits as myself. it’ll do you well in your lonely late years when your brain melts and you’re left with nothing to show for a lifetime of work but a few extra dollars to spend on the nursing home commissary

Well honey since you asked as a matter of fact my current focus is as an investor in a promising silicon valley startup that promises to disrupt the global economy and the very fundamental nature of legal agreements, it's in fact the key to backoffice automation and the fourth industrial revolution. My typical work day consists of researching scientific papers as well as industry reports and consulting with like minded experts in the field of cutting edge dlt technology and analysis of market sentiment... We're quite the successful bunch... Did you know that we in fact collectively beat the top firms in Wall Street in terms of ROI for the last 4 quarters with our little venture? That's not all, we're also quite creative and produce a lot of valuable artwork... Yes my dear, you see this wonderful painting, it represents an old Egyptian deity, and the numerological symbols depicted are rooted in ancient prophecies... Ah, you wouldn't understand the depth of it all, but yes, I do all this from the comfort of my humble home, meaning I have perfect control over my schedule and do not suffer from the shackles of employment, or as I like to call it... Slavery... N-not that there's anything wrong with you being a Walmart cashier, my sweet angel...

>>16166400
pick your head up king your crown is falling

>>16166400

You got lucky there anon.

>>16166400
She was a ho and you're upset you can't have a ho for a gf who will leave you anyway. Lmao

>>16166438
"Yass queen you don't need no womyn"
Fuck off

>>16166443
>t. software engineer
jej, software """engineer""", literally the most cucked "job".

>>16166508
based

>>16166640
This is worse than the warehouse reply

>>16166508
>it’ll do you well in your lonely late years when your brain melts and you’re left with nothing to show for a lifetime of work but a few extra dollars to spend on the nursing home commissary
What was the point of this sentence? How is this going to go any different for you?