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/biz/ how is everyone so rich?

I’m a 30 y/o mba making 84k after bonuses in Houston but everyone I talk to seems to be making 100k+.

How did people get these jobs?

>> No.16432319

>>16432312
software engineer

>> No.16432327

>>16432312
Vote Bernie

>> No.16432436

Family connection

>> No.16432457

>>16432312
I make $50k in a more expensive city. You're doing okay

>> No.16432466

Work harder

>> No.16432470

>>16432312
lmao, serves you right you god damn bean counter

t. 24yo $105k data scientist

>> No.16432482

I drive a fuel truck. Home everyday. $120k

>> No.16432489
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16432489

>>16432312
>in Houston
Petrochemical, and fluff jobs surrounding that
>on Internet
Faggot larpers

>> No.16432497

>>16432312
Are you an engineer? Do you know how to code? No? That's why

>> No.16432500

>>16432312

trust funds, larping

>> No.16432519

>>16432489
Sweet Vishnu

>> No.16432527

>>16432470
Data scientist?

Lmao!!!

Sounds like a made up job the government made. What do you say you *do* exactly... 'science' data? Bollocks.

What a joke. Lmao!!

>> No.16432611

>>16432527
You learn DAX and run queries. It's an alright gig.

>> No.16432623

>>16432312
Bait thread, youre way above average even on biz and you know this.
Im 30 & have never had more than $5k in any account. Right now I have $200 for the next 2 weeks.
Initial capital to snowball is the hardest thing to come by, its like running outside on snow day only to find out youre late, all the snowmen have been built. You have to make do with the black car slushy snow.

>> No.16432692

>>16432527
I replaced about 500 MBAs at my company. :^) It's mostly time series forecasting and linear programming.

>> No.16432752

>>16432692
Decent LARP, but you could have come up with something a little more interesting. It wouldn't hurt to aim a little higher in your fantasies.

>> No.16432780

>>16432312
just like the crypto holdings on this stupid board, most people are LARPing and exaggerating to look better.

>> No.16432818

>>16432692
> linear programming
what kind of problems are you optimizing for?

>> No.16432854

>>16432312
If you have an MBA and worked in finance, you'd be easily making $150K+ right now in a tier 1 city.

Do you manage a KFC or something?

>> No.16432858

>>16432854
I’m not in finance I’m in project management/consulting

>> No.16432879

>>16432312
You took the wrong pill. Earnings are not based on merit, they are based on a combination of social capital and moral flexibility which are multiplied by work ethic.

"Smart" people are too risk averse; morality and poor social skills reduce your opportunities, as does thinking good things come to those who wait. Lazy people also fail to maximize their opportunities.

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>>16432312
I got fired from my walmart job after sperging out when asked to pose for one of those cringey pictures that they post on facebook. I am now making 0 dollars a year, but at least I know I won’t end up in a thread mocking walmart wagies. /biz/ wagie abuse basically made me lose my job, but I’m thankful, that’s not the kind of immortality I want.

>> No.16433010

>>16432312
BTC to ETH to NANO to LINK
did it 4 me
now im all in CTT
thanks biz

>> No.16433037

>>16432912

Let's see:

1) Literally getting paid to fucking dab for a living
2) Being an unemployed nothing

AJ's out there killing it and getting mad pussy and you have fallen between the stools of life.

>> No.16433052

>I make 70k as a 23 year old in Denver

I hope i’m doing OK lads

>> No.16433100

>>16433052
What fluff office job that shouldn't exist but is propped up by millions of illegal spics and the tax dollars spent on them?

>> No.16433115

>>16433037
I smiled. Thank you.

>> No.16433126

>>16433100
I work in construction management

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>>16433037
>>16433115

>> No.16433145

>>16432692
If you replaced 500 MBAs and you're getting paid just $105K then you're getting royally raped. Cuck.

>> No.16433150

>>16432312
mba is a scam
be entrepreneur, or you will just be a wagecuckin manager who have all the responsibilities for pennies

>> No.16433156

>>16432312
I make 100k+ a year.

See how easy that was?

>> No.16433199

>>16432312
they're people who started in similar jobs to you, then got promoted because they're better at playing the game.

>> No.16433202

>>16433126
So you've never had another real job, got some "management" degree from a for profit school, and now some dumb niggers have a 23 year old overseeing projects and people? Building homes/infrastructure for spics and CA fags fleeing spics (knew it).

How big can the bubble get?

>> No.16433219

>>16433202
Oh wow anon, who hurt you? Maybe you should get laid sometime?

>> No.16433311

>>16433219
Holy shit and a front hole to boot. This jewish scam of a country needs a hard fucking reset, asap.

>> No.16433343

>>16432854
>84k
>to manage a fast food joint

Sign me the fuck up