/biz/ - Business & Finance

yeah it's pretty nice. but not as nice as not going to college at all

boo hoo, took me like 3 years to pay off my loans

It has certainly helped me

>the cheat code is getting expensive shit for free
saged

>>16700745

WEBBED.COM

>>16700752
>implying my parents didn’t pay for my college

>>16700745
>Goes to expensive college to get name recognition
>checks after he gets into lots of debt, that the difference between name college and no-name college in earnings is less than 5% because you have no network, didn't apply for frat houses and didn't have to money to party in the summer with the right kind of people
>has now a useless iphone type of degree that has no real value besides flexing rights at the cooler
>annoys mum/dad and boomer grandparents that he "can't afford having a house"
>buys another $1100 iPhone just to flex another stupid muscle with credit card debt

>>16700745
do they end up gangbanging her?

>>16700745
>go to cheap school near my parents
>they let me live with them while I'm studying
>scholarships and financial aid cover tuition and then some
>save this money
>my major is in accounting so I get a 50k a year job immediately after graduating
>buy a multi-family house for 5% down with an FHA loan, basically get to live here for free
>this allows me to save a larger chunk of my income
>max out my Roth IRA and buy some rental properties
>24 years old and making over 25k annually from my investments
>boss paid for my MBA and CPA exams/study supplies so long as I work for him for a few more years
>get a nice raise from finishing my CPA

Feels good, frens.

>>16700920
i's like to know as well

>>16700983
Nice anon.
Just ten years ago, top colleges had claims in their marketing material, that 80% of people with their degrees get immediately a job
All the top colleges now removed that claim
>we wonder WHY

Do burgers even know that in countries like Denmark, Finland, etc. higher education is free?

>>16700983
Ya but you have to be an accountant

>get a part time job
>attend community college to save money
>take as many classes as you can
>transfer all those credits to a 4 year university
>never buy a book, they are all online as a pdf. if for what ever reason you cant find it online you can rent it for 40 dollars on chegg (which has book solutions)

literally all you have to do. i have NO idea why people decide to buy a brand new car of the year or decide to live on campus, fucking why ?

Lmao! So having an extra $10-20k is a life cheat code? You must be under age. By your mid 20s at the latest that should be chump change for you. Being financially independent is where the huge change in lifestyle is at. That is a net worth of around $2-3mil. Not a few thousand of student debt. If you still have to wage cuck and grind it out 9 to 5 for a living then you are neopeasant, you might just be a slightly better off peasant. The tallest midget as they say.

>>16701069
It's kind of sad to see all these people who didn't plan their careers at all, and got into debt to study something worthless. It's crazy how "going with the flow" absolutely crushes you these days.

>>16702143
It's honest work, but I'll confess that it can get frustrating at some times. I'm interested in leveraging my tax expertise as the foundation for a foray into wealth management.

>>16702129
Most degrees don't deserve subsidies. I would reserve government money for in-demand degrees. I guess business administration could be a good degree for the average joe who just wants any piece of paper.

>>16702540
t. 16 year old who thinks he's going to make it in crypto gambling

>>16702540
Did you laugh while typing this? Faggot

>>16700920
>her

Look closely brother

>>16700745
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>>16702958
Why is this place filled with faggots and trannies? Dude is a female, stop drinking S o y “milk” and eat some barely cooked meat you flamboyant faggot.

>>16700745
just swinging in to say OP's pic has my spidey sense tingling

>>16700745
I'm sure being handed life on a silver platter will make you very attractive to employers who have to sift through thousands of cut-and-paste applications from college grads just like yourself.
>t. employer

>>16700920
>her

>>16700745
Having rich parents is a cheat code to life, nigger.
Stop flexing.

>>16700745
>get my first two years of college for free from scholarships + local tuition
>make 5-10k cash in pocket from pell grants
>spend all that cash on alcohol, drugs, eating out, rent for me and gf's place(we split rent)
>have 75% paid tuition for uni
>drop out
>day after withdrawal deadline
>all funds revoked
>charged 5k
>never pay
>depression spiral out of control
>wander to fill the void
>burn through relationships, different zip codes over the years
I'm now 29, with no practical resume' or skillset despite being "smart", feeling age start to hit me, own a used car that could break down at any moment, $250 in debt, few grand saved, no current job. I'm basically a transient depressed drifter trying to distract myself from wanting to die. It is getting harder. I pretty much thought I was going to own it with how cheap college was going to be for me, but I'm basically unable to seek help or change myself.

>>16704194
You're licking at an imaginary wound.
Go get a job.

>>16700745
Cheating doesn't make you win...

>take out max government loans
>have fun, party, invest while in school for 12 years
>get public service job
>pay minimum for 10 years
>remainder public service discharge

Thanks taxpayers!

>>16704263
Did that actually work for you?
Ive heard PSLF is pretty dodgy.
Especially if 10 years goes by and youre found ineligible.

>>16704245
>le mental illness is imaginary
lol, technically right I guess? Did replying make you feel better?

>>16704271
Yep. Just certify every year. I figure the people that have trouble work for nonprofits that are difficult to prove public service related. If you want to be safe get a government job so they can't question it.

>>16702540

>enjoys the work you do
>nothing else to do

Do I win?

>>16704294
Nice.
I have student debt and I already work for a public health department.
I fully intend to continue working there for as long as it takes to settle my debts.
Thanks for the info, I'm going to look into that shit.

>>16700983
>>buy a multi-family house for 5% down with an FHA loan, basically get to live here for free
basically my dream

>>16704312

>take out max government loans
>have fun, party, invest while in school for 12 years
>get public service job
>pay minimum for 10 years
>file for free gibs
>get denied
>look at loan statements
>realize you owe more than when you started
>you are utterly fucked
>kys

>>16703970
Fucking kek

>>16704007
U mad bitch?

>>16700745

are my eyes fucked or are her legs? looks like she has 4 legs