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16818339 No.16818339 [Reply] [Original]

>My wife poured her little heart into writing a children's book.
>Made fuck all from it.
>Meanwhile instagram sluts are making thousands per month selling their dirty underwear and pics of their feet.

What in the absolute fuck happened to society?

>> No.16818363 [DELETED] 

Supply and demand loser

>> No.16818366
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Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
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Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it

>> No.16818369

>>16818339
ur wife isn't good at writing.
no matter what you do in life, you have to do it really well to make good profits.
no bank gave rowling a loan because the youth book industry wasn't profitable at all, and everyone thought it was going to die. she wrote harry potter on gubment gibs, but she did what she did well.

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I.ncels
D.emocrats
I.nternet trolls
O.bama
S.nowflakes

>> No.16818402 [DELETED] 

>>16818339
When is the last time you saw a kid read a book? They all watch YouTube videos on tablets now. The next generation is going to be fucking retarded.

>> No.16818429

>>16818339
buckle up, the ride is just starting, if you know what a smart contract is go read revelation chapter 13

>> No.16818441

>>16818369

It was also rejected by 12 different publishing houses before Bloomsbury accepted it. Multi-billion dollar franchise they couldn't even recognize

>> No.16818464

>>16818339
Include a pair of her underwear with every book purchase

>> No.16818465

>>16818339
Maybe you should just be happy that your wife is trying to do something with her life? Most people don’t have success on their first go at something. It could be the fourth or fifth book that makes the money.

If I were you I would keep encouraging her to write and not compare her to Instagram whores.

>> No.16818466

>>16818441
Jesus Christ, those 12 house must be pissed

>> No.16818475

>>16818402
>The next generation is going to be fucking retarded
The degradation is real and gaining exponential momentum.

>> No.16818478

>>16818339
Maybe your wife should try selling her dirty underwear and pics of her feet

>> No.16818480

>>16818465
This, you should just be glad she isn't selling her dignity on Instagram.

>> No.16818482

Kids dont have money, retard

>> No.16818485

>>16818339
Look at that majestic blonde wife. Well done sir.

>> No.16818493

>>16818369
>ur wife isn't good at writing.

How presumptuous and rude of you to say that about a book you've never read...

:(

I think the book is quite book. To our knowledge it is the first ever mnemonic children's book that teaches where the notes go on the music staff. It's a very unique idea. Its not supposed to be Harry Potter. It's more like Chika Chika Boom Boom, i.e. for littler kids. It's only 32 pages long.

>> No.16818494

>>16818339
lmao why would anyone give a fuck about your roastie whore of a wife's book?

>> No.16818503

>>16818441
Gisele Bündchen was rejected by 42 modeling agencies before becoming the highest paid model of all time. Shit isn’t easy. Not sure where you got the idea that it was.

>> No.16818505

>>16818478
>Maybe your wife should try selling her dirty underwear and pics of her feet
this.

>It's only 32 pages long.
pathetic. she could've at least put some effort in.

>> No.16818510

>>16818493
well if kids really love it, make a good marketing video and put in on youtube. make sure there are very cute little boys laughing to it that makes mommy's hearts melt then they'll buy

>> No.16818518

>>16818510
>then they'll buy
well more importantly, they'll make it go viral

>> No.16818542

>>16818503
No Doubt was a band for 20 years before they made Tragic Kingdom.

>> No.16818547

>>16818339
I want to impregnate her with my worthless shitskin seed

>> No.16818555

>>16818503
only got attention when DiCaprio dated her
>moral of the story is that girls can fuck their ways to the top

>> No.16818574

>>16818493
If the book is the OP one it looks well made at least, would consider as present if I saw it at the store.

>> No.16818584

>>16818369
"No!"

>> No.16818603

>>16818555
Wrong. She walked in NY fashion week 5 years before she dated DiCaprio

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>>16818603
>She walked in NY fashion week 5 years before she dated DiCaprio
so she was a fashion model by 13? caprio exclusively dates 18 yos

>> No.16818628

>>16818615
but the more interesting fact that i just noticed is that all of his gfs are ugly, wtf

>> No.16818638

Kids don't have money, what were you expecting, retard?

>> No.16818646

People are having less children so they can consume more porn and cuck shit like Star Wars. Children’s books aren’t gonna sell well at all unless the pedophile media pushes some secret pizza party book

>> No.16818653 [DELETED] 

>>16818628
Lmao. You'd chop off a finger just to sniff any one of their toes. He's dating under 25's because they have the tightest pussies not because they have cute faces.

>> No.16818657

>>16818339
two questions?
why do you post your wife on 4chan?
do you have assburgers?

>> No.16818671

>>16818615
Yes most models start at around 11-13. I used to shoot fashion.

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>>16818657
kek he did
viral marketing i guess, /biz/tards will now rush the bookshops and DEMAND Here Come The High Notes by Marin Marka

>> No.16818708

>>16818485
Thank you, sir.

>>16818494
She is not a roastie. We lost our virginities to one another.

>>16818510
>>16818518

Excellent idea. We made a video similar to that actually, but we havent uploaded it to Youtube. I can post it if you want.

>>16818574
Thank you!

>>16818638
Their parents have money.

>>16818657
>why do you post your wife on 4chan?
She doesnt mind me posting this photo. She had a photo shoot specifically to make this for advertising her book.

>do you have assburgers?
No.

>> No.16818746

>>16818339
Bait

>> No.16818775

>>16818708
All women are whores, your wife too

>> No.16818785

>>16818339
At first I thought society was worth fighting for now I don't give a fuck, let them rot and die. Concentrate on yourself unironically ride the tiger. You won't ever be happy tho but sure as fuck you can be succesful.

>> No.16818797

Thank central banks bro

>> No.16818831

>>16818615
>Leo consistently dates women under 25
based.

>> No.16818835

>>16818339
>I'm a strong, educated woman
>gotta have a PhD if you wanna *blank* with meee!
Meanwhile her "job" is teaching retards music. Literal retards, learning a useless skill when they struggle with basic life functions. Ruins her cuck husband's savings as a jobby (it's a hobby but it's like a second job from working so hard xD), when not hotwiving any nigger male for a 300 mile radius of NC.

You deserve everything bad that happens to you for supporting/condoning this female's stupidity.

>> No.16818852

>>16818708
>We lost our virginities to one another.
now that's adorable. post the vid.

>> No.16818900

>>16818835
CT*. Now it all makes sense. Ever wonder why she always has to go into the city for "work"?

>> No.16818904

>>16818542
>1986 - 1995 was 20 years
>1995 was 60 years ago
>In 2020 I will turn 243 years old

PepeSilvia.gif

>> No.16818945

>>16818339
God I wish your wife would hit the high notes when I tear her middled-aged, menopause pussy up. It looks like she needs to be colorized by a small but big dicked, full of testosterone spic like me.

>> No.16819008

>>16818339
If it makes you feel any better they’re making fuck all and the only “””influencers “”” aka literal whores that make any meaningful amount of money by being whores are the ones getting flown to Saudi Arabia to get shit on.

>> No.16819019

>>16818852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlaHyz5IIKA&

>> No.16819038

>>16818339
Being a writer is in the same ball park as being a model, most people that try it out and hope they will have a career in it, will fail - hard.
were as being an instagram slut is more like being a prostitute, you are directly rewarded for the labour you perform.

On a different note (no pun intended), i know a lot of writers have written the first couple of books without any form of commercial success, but then they wrote a "break through" book - and a lot of their older book started to sell.
e.g. the fat old man that wrote "GoT".

There is a chance her next book will sell better, and then the current book will get a boost from that.

>> No.16819055

>>16818339
Sounds like your wife should have gotten naked on camera instead.

>> No.16819068

>>16819038
>There is a chance her next book will sell better, and then the current book will get a boost from that.

Good point. She is actually working on the second book in the series as we speak. Since the first one was about the "High Notes," naturally the second one is going to be an introduction to the Low Notes. It was always meant to be a 2 book series. She is just a bit discouraged that the first one didn't do as well as she had hoped despite her huge effort. I will mention your post to her though. Hopefully this gives her some encouragement.

>> No.16819086

Did she spend a whole 30 minutes writing it?

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>>16818339
I saw a kid's book advertised on Brave the other day. It's also advertised in YouTube form.

>>16818510
This is a good idea, but rather than just advertising it on YouTube, you should hire someone on the cheap to make a YouTube VERSION of the kid's book. Put some music in it, it's a music story anyways by the looks of it.

Once you start getting kids hooked on the flashing bright youtube video with music, they'll be flocking to your wife's website/amazon to buy the book. That's how it works nowadays. Also, advertise on Brave for cheap & easy grassroots shilling.

>> No.16819117

>>16819086
She spent over a year making it actually. She has a full-time job, so she could only work on it sporadically. She paid a professional artist to make all the illustrations too. It was a huge labor of love, and it just feels kinda shitty to see almost no sales while others are making a ton via heinous, morally corrupt methods.

>> No.16819129

>>16819019
your wife is amazing, you have already made it.

>> No.16819139

>>16819110
Based advice. Thank you so much, anon. We will definitely pursue this. I feel like half the trouble with getting a book to take off is just knowing how to advertise it. She had been approaching podcast personalities and local newspapers and such, which in hindsight seems kind of out of touch. You're right -- kids these days want to see bright flashing videos to capture their attention. Thanks, bro.

>> No.16819166

>>16819129
Aw. Thank you.
:')

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>>16818797
Only good post in the thread ignored, as usual

I’m proud of you /biz

>> No.16819180

>>16819139
just make sure the vids you make for kids are MUCH shorter and have a lot less talking.
the only thing i didn't like in the video is that she is shown talking for 30 secs in the same position, then we get a 3 second look at the book, can't even read what's on the page. then it repeats. don't show her for longer than 10 seconds in the exact same position imo, it's good to show off how genuine she is, but afterwards it doesn't add additional value.

>> No.16819200

>>16819117
It's effectively 32 sentences. The entire structure is completely laid out by the premise. She used your money to pay someone to do the "hard" part of illustration, and begged like a streetshitter for donations to pay someone else to physically produce it.

Enjoy the alimony you dumb beta bitch.

>> No.16819259

>>16818339
It is true I don't get all these guys who have money to spend on panties/dirty socks or why they do it.

>> No.16819287

>>16818547
kill yourself

>> No.16819293

>>16819180
Thank you for the feedback. I will definitely pass this along to her. She really values constructive criticism and will really appreciate this.

>>16819200
Rude :(

There are far shorter books that have sold shit tons of copies, like Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. You gotta take the book for what it is. It's not meant to be Harry Potter. It's for tiny children to get acquainted with the most basic music theory. It's like an alphabet book for music. Come on, man.

>> No.16819308

>>16818945
pathetic stick to your own women carlos

>> No.16819334

OP here. Someone just bought a copy of the e-book off her website! Lol. Thank you, anon, wherever you are. You just put a smile on her little face.

>> No.16819338

>>16819166
how do I acquire a qt wife

>> No.16819382

>>16818339
It could be the best book in the world. Still wont make money if you don't have sales skills like its the case of your useless whore roastie wife as evidenced by her being married to you.

>> No.16819395

19,95 for a 32 page children's book, what in the fuck. Maybe lower the price a bit?

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>>16818339
shouldve called it
'hear come the high smells"

>> No.16819419

>>16819338
I met her in college. I was 21, and she was 19. I was actually an incel who had completely given up at that point. It was pure dumb luck honestly. We were assigned to live in the same dorm house because we had shitty housing lottery numbers, and we just sort of hit it off. I feel like God intervened to save my pathetic incel ass. I'm not Irish, but I have had like this weird luck following me throughout my life. I dont know what else to say besides just keep your chin up and try to meet girls organically around you..church, school, work, family friends. Avoid dating apps. Thats my 2 cents at least.

>> No.16819440

>>16819117
You need to market better.

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>>16819395
>19,95 for a 32 page children's book, what in the fuck. Maybe lower the price a bit?

That's just because Amazon fucks over the seller.

If you go to her actual website, you can get the beautiful hard cover book she is holding in the OP for $16.95 shipped to your door:

https://www.fablenotes.com/online-store/Hardcover-book-p161121599

>> No.16819451

>>16819395
This desu
If I wasn't a poorfag I'd buy one though, maybe in a year if I remember once I have more money

>> No.16819456

>>16819287
just messaged her :^)

>> No.16819464

>>16819117
Maybe sales will go up if her husband connects her work to the nazi meme "clown world" by posting on the gutter of the internet

>> No.16819484

>>16819464
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlaHyz5IIKA
imagine posting your wifes video on fucking biz 51 minutes after uploading to get views up god damn you suck at this OP
Just buy yt ads for 10$ and let pajeets watch it to get viewcount up

>> No.16819485

>>16819293
Fine change the last sentence in her about the author page to the correct formatting (and and and). There, some constructive criticism. Make sure she's drinking enough water and goes lighter on the makeup...that's a rough 25/26.

Also, post feet.

>> No.16819512

>>16818493
unfortunately miss, your book would have sold better if you advertised it in a twitch stream with you 80% naked offering complementary panties to the first 200 buyers

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>> No.16819553

>>16818339
I know this is probably a larp but props to your wife OP, music education in the early ages is pretty important.

>> No.16819559

>>16819485
>Fine change the last sentence in her about the author page to the correct formatting (and and and).

Damn. Good catch, my dude. Thanks.
I should have proofread this for her, lol. I have been so busy trying to make it with my own career and crypto that I didnt get a chance to scrutinize every piece of her marketing campaign. She did the best she could, and I'm proud of her, even though it didn't take off like she had hoped.

I will politely disregard the latter part of your post, kind sir. We are a wholesome, traditional couple.

>> No.16819589

>>16819522
checked and baldingpilled

>> No.16819591

>>16819522
ha ha

>> No.16819601

>>16819522
unfortunately OP invited this

>> No.16819606

>>16818339
If your wife is hot this is how you fix things

>whore her out on instragram
>when she gets thousands and thousands of followers, have her write a childrens book and advertise it on social media
>retards all buy the book, you now have more money

>> No.16819617

>>16818708
>Their parents have money.
Times change, unfrotunately. The kids don't give a shit about children's books anymore, they all just use the internet now. The parents aren't going to buy a book for a kid obsessed with PUBG, Fortnite, and intagram sluts. They're just going to fuel their current desires.

>> No.16819622

>>16819451
See >>16819449
A little cheaper and better quality (hard cover) if you buy directly from her website. Either way, thanks for the sentiment!

>>16819553
Thank you so much for your kind words. This is exactly why she made it. She works with little children full time as part of her day job (many of whom have disabilities and special needs), and she is super passionate about early music education.

>>16819484
>Just buy yt ads for 10$ and let pajeets watch it to get viewcount up
Good call. We will pursue this as well.

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>>16818339
>What in the absolute fuck happened to society?
Jews

>> No.16819644

>>16819522
JUST

>> No.16819669

>>16818493
>To our knowledge it is the first ever mnemonic children's book that teaches where the notes go on the music staff
1.It's not
2.This is a fucking WEIRD and CREEPY larp. I'm betting some psycho orbitor is enraged she won't sell him used undies. KYS OP

>> No.16819691

OP the fact that your wife even put effort into this is already amazing. She at least tries to get you guys out of the wageslaving life with a pretty ingenious idea. Do not get discouraged by the twitch and instagram influencers if you look good life is played on easy mode. Tell you wife that the sales are the way they are because of marketing and selling skills. You need to invest in adds and other forms of spreading the word. I am also blogging since 2018 and haven't seen one cent of revenue but I also will never give up.Remember that some people struggle for years till they see the smallest return and then boooom. The Ice breaks and like an avalanche she gets famous and you guys can enjoy the cocktails on a Yacht in the Caribbean

>> No.16819695

>>16818493
>what did I do wrong
>32 pages long
You are 10 pages short

>> No.16819696

>>16818339
Honestly that's really cool your wife did that. She's probably really smart and artistic. And that's cool you have an awesome relationship with someone like that. So props to you.

But of course sex is going to sell more than a children's book. And I think the trend is to get children to watch shows on YouTube on iPad's and such.

Maybe turn it into a YouTube channel? Good luck man.

>> No.16819704

>>16819622
You also need to put the keywords you want to rank for into the video title at the very beginning.

Here is an actual protip: put the keyword you want to rank for into the exif/meta data on the actual video file (as in edit the avi/mpg or whatever with an appropriate tool). Youtube will detect it on upload and rank you higher in search for those keyword.

Im guessing you are trying to rank for "Teaching Children How to Read Music!" That should be at the very beginning of your video-title on youtube.

Having "Here Come the High Notes" is a waste of your move valuable characters in the title. Nobody searches that.

I recommend reuploading and following those rules and also reading up on youtube SEO some more before reuploading

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>>16819669
Nah, bro. She is truly my wife. Time-stamped pic related -- boxes and boxes of hardcover books that we are struggling to sell...

And no, it has never been done quite like this before. There are similar things, but this exact concept is unique. It incorporates mnemonic story-telling.

>> No.16819774

>>16819691
Or she could've sold her holes for 2-3 years, paid off her crippling amounts of debt for a meme degree, put the rest on link, and secured being a hundred millionaire before she hit the wall at 23.

Maybe instagram roasties have it figured out.

>> No.16819797

>>16819522
Is this OP?

>> No.16819799

I've never heard of this book before. Then again I'm not the target audience. Who is the target audience? How will they come across the book? Why would they want the book?
It looks like a children's book, it's educational, it's babby's first music theory.
Facebook would be the first place I went to with this. All those groups of busybody wine moms making their kids take music wondering why the little 8 year old retard hasn't mastered Vivaldi yet. Children's music teachers would be another good one. Get it in some private schools curriculum. Get in on TV. Get it on blogs. It sucks that one book didn't make it but I did a little writing before too. Totally different area but the idea is the same, exposure is key. Music has one hit wonders but to some degree writing is about volume. You don't start seeing sales until you have a few pieces out there and suddenly it's like whoa many books, cool ideas, oh OK I'll pick these ones by this author. Making it a series is a great idea. The potential is there, she just has to stick to it and rember that genius alone never accomplished much. Marketing is half the game. She's very pretty too. Homeschool types would eat this up. Is she Christian? She herself, and her image, are also products you want to promote.

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>>16818339

It's gotta be hard af to make money off a children's book, dude. The market is probably saturated as hell and kid books are kind of timeless, so you're still competing with Dr. Seuss. But I wish I had a nice blonde wife that loves kids.

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>>16819772
You are wholesome af and you will make it.
Why pic related tho I cringe so hard at social media normies who publish their lives online.

And stay away from finasteride if you ever get the urge. it killed my boners no larp

godspeed

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>>16819522
at this point this has to be the an incredibly layered troll

>> No.16819879

>>16819691
Wow. Thanks for the kind words and motivation, anon. We still have hope. We will be going back to the drawing board to beef up our advertising as you suggested. I wish you all the best in your blogging pursuits. We're all gonna make it, bro :')

>>16819696
Thanks for the kind words and the advice, man. Several anons have recommended this YouTube version of the book now, so it seems like the logical next step. We will definitely work on that as the next step.

>>16819704
Thank you so much for the based advice! This is the kind of stuff we have been struggling to learn on our own. There are so many intricacies to advertising that people don't even realize exist when they set out to complete projects like this. I'm going to take the video down now and read up on some SEO before re-uploading.

>> No.16819904

>>16819879
no priblem anon
Also register on every social media you can and drop the youtube and website link there.
Pinterest may be good for your audience

>> No.16819921

>>16819904
Building links to the video link will also increase its ranking in the internal search engine in youtube, not just google

>> No.16819940

>>16818945
El abominacion

>> No.16820056

>>16819797
Yeah, it's me...LOL. /biz/ detectives are on it.

>>16819799
>it's babby's first music theory.
Correct.

>Facebook would be the first place I went to with this.

She actually did pay for facebook ads and posted on a bunch of mommy music groups. We got a couple of sales from it I think, but overall it was underwhelming. It's like, the premise is correct, but more and more we are starting to realize that you need to throw a lot of money at advertising to see significant sales materialize. Maybe we will just take the leap of faith, go all in, and maxx out the facebook campaign, i.e. pay for the most expensive, strongest ad algorithms...


>Children's music teachers would be another good one. Get it in some private schools curriculum. Get in on TV. Get it on blogs.
Good points. She has been making some grass roots attempts like that actually. She was featured in some newspaper articles, blogs, and a podcast. We have yet to get her on TV though. I will start looking at local news agencies or something. Maybe they would be willing to run a short segment.

>The potential is there, she just has to stick to it and rember that genius alone never accomplished much. Marketing is half the game.
Thanks for the encouragement and wise words. This thread is firing her and I up to market a lot more aggressively. We got demoralized for a while, but I think we are ready for another big push after reading comments such as yours in this thread.

>She's very pretty too. Homeschool types would eat this up. Is she Christian? She herself, and her image, are also products you want to promote
Aw. Thank you. Yes, we are both Christian! And we are also considering home-schooling our kids actually, haha. Astute observations, anon. I am always telling her the same thing actually, that her image is a big selling point too, but she tends to get hyper-focused on the product itself. Hopefully reading this will reaffirm to her what Ive been saying.

>> No.16820075

Okay, so basically 90% in this field is advertising. Find a place with a lot of moms.

Sex sells better like education material.
I wish you good luck and I hope u sell everything.
Don't listen this Pajeets and Link degenerates

>> No.16820083

>>16820056
>We got a couple of sales from it I think,
>I THINK
you need to track everything. put tracking pixels on your website along your entire salesfunnel so you know exactly which sales was referred from where. You are stabbing in the dark

>> No.16820084

>>16819836
Thank you, man. I cringe at social media stuff too. I didnt post any of those pics on facebook by the way. My wife did, because she likes to show off her fairy tale wedding just like any other girl lol...Also, I have just taken the head shave pill. I bought a nice trimmer and I buzz it down to zero every week. My wife says I look better this way, and I am saving $20 per month that used to go the barber. I recommend it!

>>16819838
Nope. See >>16819772

>>16819904
>>16819921
Based. Will do, anon. If the book ever finally takes off like she dreams, we will never forget the 4chan /biz/ anons that gave us this kind support. I hope you make it in your personal endeavors too, my man.

>> No.16820090

Edit: few guys here know what to do.

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>>16819836
NO NO NO /BIZ/RAELIS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY AND SHIT, THEY CANT HAVE TRAD WIVES REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.16820105

Have you tried just going to (children's) book or music stores and trying to sell it through them (on consignment if needed)? Not everything has to be on the internet you know.

>> No.16820121

>>16820056
>he was featured in some newspaper articles, blogs, and a podcast.
You need to revisit all those outlets and if they didn't put a clickable link to your website in the article or the podcast description kindly ask them to do so. This is not to generate traffic but to make sure google bots follow those links

Search for people blogging top-lists of children's books and ask them to include yours (pay them if you have to)

SEO is hard, annoying work and only shows results after months.

Pick a keyword you want the website to rank for too of course

>> No.16820134

>>16820056
I know this has a fairly high barrier to entry, but the book's concept would be perfect for an online subscription-based course/app.

>> No.16820139

>>16820075
Aw. Thank you, anon. May your corns go to the moon.

>>16820083
>put tracking pixels on your website along your entire salesfunnel so you know exactly which sales was referred from where

Very good point. You're totally right. We have been admittedly too sloppy with keeping track of which sales came from what site. She has an excel sheet that she updates by hand, which is sort of a caveman tactic in this day and age lol...We need to digitize everything as much as possible as you're suggesting. If it turns out that one of the advertising outlets is generating most of the sales, we will focus on pumping it specifically.

>> No.16820142

>>16820121
this anon seems to know how it works. Write down everything.

>> No.16820152

>>16818339
>What in the absolute fuck happened to society?
Freedom. If you disagree with this capitalist model you are a commie and should kys.

>> No.16820161

I have four kids....best advice I can give is try and find parents who are musically inclined.

I'm really into astronomy, so, my kids have a lot of astronomy books. I found them by Googling "astronomy books for kids". You want your book to come up when people Google "musical books for kids".

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>>16819522
>OH NONO NO NOOOOO... KAHAAHAHA.. AHAHAHA HHAA. PFTTT HAAAA ... OH NO.. LOOK AT THE TOP OF HISS HEAD... HIS LIPS... HAHA

>> No.16820182

>>16820166
they look cute and wholesome, fuck you nigger

>> No.16820195

>>16818493
I’ll buy one, do you accept link?

>> No.16820196

>>16819117
value is based on need

at the moment, more people need instagram sluts more than your book

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>>16818339
I would recommend removing the negress piano player from the book if you want to make more money.

>> No.16820243

>>16820219
cringe

>> No.16820259

>>16820166
Seethe harder and have sex incel

>> No.16820267

>>16820219
She looks cute and wholesome.

>> No.16820285

>>16820105
>Have you tried just going to (children's) book or music stores and trying to sell it through them (on consignment if needed)? Not everything has to be on the internet you know.
We have discussed this actually, but we have yet to pull the trigger. She has created a list of local book stores that she wants to approach. It is on our "roadmap" for 2020 lol..I am thinking she should go in person to try to make the deal with the store owners so that she can leverage the fact that she is a pretty little girl. Its hard to say no to a cute little girl standing there with her little stack of books.

>>16820121
>you need to revisit all those outlets and if they didn't put a clickable link to your website in the article or the podcast description kindly ask them to do so.
Based. We will do it for sure. You're giving us a lot of good "homework." We really appreciate it. How did you get so proficient at SEO? You seem like an absolute guru.

>Search for people blogging top-lists of children's books and ask them to include yours (pay them if you have to)
Awesome idea. We never thought to focus on list type bloggers specifically. Come to think of it, people love to look up lists of books. It makes sense.

>Pick a keyword you want the website to rank for too of course
Do you recommend any websites or books to learn more about SEO and website ranking tricks? It would be epic if her book popped up on the first page of google when you searched "teach children to read music" or something like that. I'm guessing that's what potential customers (mums) would likely search.

>>16820134
>online subscription-based course/app.
Yes!!! We have actually discussed making an app. It seems like the ultimate goal, but we don't have any programming knowledge unfortunately..but we envision a game with the 5-line music staff upon which the child can drag and drop the note characters, with some associated animations/sounds. I wonder how much it would cost to have someone make it for us.

>> No.16820314

>>16818441
Many writers and scientists have died before their works were praised.

>> No.16820316

>>16818339
Run Facebook ads during December

>> No.16820323

>>16818339
I've never had a product be an instant success. It always grows over years. Top % IQ marketing is 80% of it

>> No.16820327

What is happening in h—-

Oh no no

>> No.16820391

>>16820161
Thank you for the advice, anon! I was wondering what to target as our keywords. I agree with you. I think "music(al) books for kids" is better than "teach children to read music," which was my original thought. Thanks again.

>>16820195
I unironically would accept LINK. Please excuse my ignorance, but how would we go about doing that? I have an ETH wallet. Could LINK be sent directly to that? Can the transaction be associated with a message or something? If you can figure out a way to send me $16.95 worth of LINK plus your mailing address, we will gladly mail you a copy of the hardcover. She will even sign it if you want, lol... 0x933D0bb494F5AC17d3455D1CCBd1a13f6fFB0a75

>>16820219
This was actually a debate we had. We are both pretty red-pilled, but we decided that the book might appeal to a wider audience if the protagonist was kind of ethnically ambiguous...There is a beautiful illustration at the end of the book with a bunch of children jamming out with different instruments, and one of them is actually wearing a yarmulke lol...We are both Christian though, for the record.

>>16820267
Thank you! Our illustrator was amazing! Alexandra Tatu is the illustrator's name :)

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>>16818615
>nothing above 25
>only pure aryan breed
how can a man be so based?

>> No.16820445

>>16820391
I really have to ask this....why would you post here? There is a pretty good chance you destroyed your life by associating yourself with this place.

>> No.16820462

Thank you to the based Canadian who just bought a copy, wherever you are. You literally just made my wife's day. God bless you!

>>16820316
>>16820323
Thank you for the advice. We took out FB ads but didnt focus on Christmas time. We will definitely pump up the ads next December! :)

>Top % IQ marketing is 80% of it
Yeah, that seems to be the overwhelming takeaway from this thread for me. We are really going to focus on markting going forward.

>>16820142
Indeed. We are saving all of this quality content for sure. We are super grateful.

>> No.16820479

>>16818339
Technology + people who are lost and have no idea what to do with their free will.

>> No.16820485

>>16819522
oh nononono!!!!!!!!!

>> No.16820518

>>16819019
h-hot
i want your wife to teach me music as if i was a retarded kid

>> No.16820542

>>16820445
>why would you post here?
Well, I got some really amazing advice in this thread from business-savvy people. I haven't posted anything uncouth or egregious. Also, I think the relevance of this Mongolian yak-breeding forum is dropping all the time. Furthermore, my wife is trying to get her book to really take off, and I feel like that sort of necessitates publicity. Her name and face will necessarily be known if the dream we hope for is to become a reality.

>> No.16820556

Ive 2 toddler girls who love books will give this a look anon, depending on shipping costs as im in Ireland. and best of luck to you and the missus

>> No.16820581

>>16820166
he look kinda Chad-y for a hairlet

>> No.16820618

>>16818363
fpbp

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>>16818493
>I think the book is quite book

>> No.16820651

>>16820556
>Ive 2 toddler girls who love books will give this a look anon, depending on shipping costs as im in Ireland. and best of luck to you and the missus
Thank you, good sir. We appreciate the support. God Bless!

>>16820518
She does teach piano lessons out of our home every week. She charges $25/half hour. She actually has one adult learner (a local female grad student). I'm not sure what my wife would think if an adult male wanted lessons though. It might be okay if I sat there and supervised.

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>>16820518
Nigga you're on 4chan, you ARE a retarded kid.

>> No.16820661

>>16818369
I'll say the opposite. His wife probably is good at writing, but a lot of people are good at writing. You need more than just raw skill alone.

>> No.16820665

>>16820637
lmao...oops.

quite *GOOD* obviously.

I promise the actual book has no typos! We had professional editors proofread it.

>> No.16820671

Honestly wondering what the average age for kids to learn to read is right now? Will it keep getting higher?

>> No.16820676

>>16820651
>It might be okay if I sat there and supervised
Perfect, you would film us while we do our things

>>16820658
I mean yes but somehow i ended up in a grown ass man body :(

>> No.16820680

>>16820581
Well he has something going for him if he has a great wife. But this is 4chan so Ill make him feel like shit.

>> No.16820696

>>16819019
honestly this is nice, but im sorry, kids are just retarded now

>> No.16820699

>>16818369
Total BS. Rowling didn't write shit. HP was written by (((focus groups))) and ghostwriting agencies. The Simpsons even made an episode about it.

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>>16820665
>pro illustrators
>pro editors
>pro clip makers
>pro everything
How much money did you sank into this project anon?

>> No.16820752

Give me (you)s if you want more pics of OPs wife

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>>16819836
your wife deserves a superior BLACK bull like pic-related. shame on her. would you consider trying the cuckold lifestyle?

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>>16820752
Like we can't google some average housewife with a reasonably unique name that doxes herself and all previous living locations in a news piece. Fag.

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>>16818339
she looks like she wants a BBC pounding

>> No.16820788

>>16818339
You need to get an agent for your next book and go the traditional publishing route. You'll get an advance right away and after you pump out a few books you'll hopefully get a following. Indie publishing is very risky if you suck at marketing, have no time, and have no following. An agent will sell your book to the publishing houses for an advance and it'll probably be more than you ever would make trying to sell it yourself at this stage

>> No.16820800

>>16820676
>Perfect, you would film us while we do our things
Sure, if by "things" you mean piano lessons in our living room. She may even let you pick a toy from our toy basket at the end of the lesson if you're a good, well-behaved student.

>>16820696
>kids are just retarded now
If the book ends up failing ultimately, I will gladly subscribe to this conclusion as a coping mechanism lol

>>16820705
We sank in around $10,000. We made most of it back with the Kickstarter campaign and then sold some additional books afterwards, but we have not broken even yet...We are close though. If we can offload one more box of books, we will finally be in profits (albeit tiny)

>> No.16820807

>>16819522
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE STATE OF /BIZ/ TRADERS

>> No.16820823

>>16818339
OK, I'll give you a real reply now.

You're not assessing the situation fully. Instagram models make money more and faster than book writers. Did you ask why? Instagram got big because people made a living through advertising on there. Big companies would pay "influencers" to wear their shit in their photos, and it would drive sales. Why not use their power to promote your book? Have them pose reading your book to their stupid kids, their followers will notice the book and be tempted to buy it so that they can read the same thing as their IG waifu.

>> No.16820826

>>16819019
someone do a montage for this please...

>> No.16820874

>>16820788
We totally agree. In hindsight, we should have definitely gone the traditional publishing route, and we will certainly be doing that for the next book. It was the % cut that they take that turned us off initially, but after seeing how much work it takes to self-publish and how hard it is to get sales, we have seen the light. Agent all the way next time.

>Why not use their power to promote your book? Have them pose reading your book to their stupid kids, their followers will notice the book and be tempted to buy it so that they can read the same thing as their IG waifu.

This is an awesome idea, anon. Thank you! I had a similar thought of asking popular YouTube vloggers to shill the book, but I feel like instagram may be even more lucrative nowadays. I am kind of out of touch with modern media, if you couldn't tell by my balding millennial head. I guess it's time to slide into some influencers' DMs?

>> No.16820877

>>16818339
POST FEET, I like chubby blondes

>> No.16820906

>>16818339
someone switch her face (leave the hair!) with sergey and replace the book with a link cube

>> No.16820916

>>16820826
Sorry, man. I had to take it down because it had poor SEO. I will be re-uploading after incorporating the suggestions that SEO-anon made earlier in this thread.

>>16820877
She's not chubby at all, lol...She weighs 125 lbs.

>> No.16820921

>>16818653
so that means his cock is somewhat small

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>>16820166

Just shave it bro. You don't have a badly shaped head.

>> No.16820980

>>16818339
is that ur wife? shes like an eight bro good job.

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>>16820921
>millionaire playboy moviestar upgrades arm candy every few years to better version
>haha small dick virgin looser
Roastie logic.

>>16820877
Dam dude, harsh...don't besmirch the name of fat girls by trying to shoehorn in OP's BBC taker into the catagory.

>> No.16821014

>>16819522
>>16820056
Bro wtf happened to ur hair

>> No.16821017

>>16819293
how did u meet your wife?

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>>16820949
>However, the [bald] head has to be taken to a witchdoctor who will use magical powers to extract the gold - and make them rich.
Jesus. If Africans had money, they'd be the perfect target crypto demographic

>> No.16821030

>>16820056
You weren't cut out for a product business if you just gave up like that. What you need is a highly engaging video ad and high converting landing page. That's your job not you wife's buddy. Either man up and learn these 2 skills or be a wage slave forever. I've built a 7 figure business with a ton of growth from Facebook. Creative is everything

>> No.16821040

>>16818339
Children books are a great niche and some actually come with tons of soul. Lucrative if you know how to market

>> No.16821041

>>16818339
Is that your wife?
I'd pay for some of her dirty underwear if so.

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>>16820949
>>16821014
I have male pattern baldness and had a bad hair day on my wedding lol. Don't worry, I am going for the Mr. Clean look nowadays, pic related.

>>16821017
We met in college. We were randomly assigned to live in the same dorm house, and we just hit it off.

>That's your job not you wife's buddy. Either man up and learn these 2 skills or be a wage slave forever. I've built a 7 figure business with a ton of growth from Facebook. Creative is everything

True. Thanks for the motivation, anon. I need to shape up and start helping her a lot more than I have been. I can't expect her to do it all on her own, especially the technical stuff. I had been focusing on my own career and kind of regarding the book as her little hobby, but I am taking it seriously now. I see the potential now, especially after this thread.

>> No.16821093

>>16819836
get your wife pregnany 10 times minimum. that will matter infinitely more to you than some fucking book sales. work hard and stay motivated thete is no easy way if you keep trying to blatantly look for it it wont appear. i too have a virgin wife but shes chinese.

>> No.16821111

>>16821093
>i too have a virgin wife but shes chinese.
cant have everything anon

>> No.16821118

>>16818339
Let me fuck that sweet ass pussy.

>> No.16821143

>>16820637
Glad I'm not the only one that book'd at that.

>> No.16821147

Can I see her peepee?

>> No.16821149

>>16821111
fuck bro those quads hit hard. maybe one day ill upgrade to ops style. weve talked about swparating to have full blooded kids, but for now were happy.

>> No.16821151

>>16820980
Yes, it's my wife. Thank you :)

>>16821093
Thanks, my man. Yeah, we are planning to have a ton of kiddos. That is the meaning of life at the end of the day. Good for you for having the same values. God speed, brotha.

>> No.16821172

>>16821151
thanks brotha, same to you.

>> No.16821199

Thank you to the several anons who bought items from my wife's book website. We are so thankful. She is e-mailing the e-books and preparing the hard copies for shipment right now. She does it all by hand. She is jumping for joy right now actually, and it is so freakin' heartwarming and cute to see her finally hopeful and optimistic about this book that she worked so hard to make. It was killing me to see her so demoralized for so long. May God richly bless you and your families.

>> No.16821202

>>16818339
>wife made a children's book
What did she see that indicated people wanted a new children's book, and how did her new book fill that desire?

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>>16820906

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>>16821211
Personally would've gone with a less serious fatman, but *unzips*.

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>>16821202
She has been a piano teacher for over a decade now, and she always wished she had a fun picture book that would help little children learn where the notes go on the music staff lines, but she could never find anything resembling what she envisioned. After dreaming of the possibilities for years, she finally decide to make it herself. She uses it with all her little piano students every week, and they absolutely rave about it. The little kiddos ask her to pull out the book every lesson, and they remember the note characters by name. It is remarkable actually.

I am a medical student, and I think she was also inspired by seeing me use this medical mnemonic resource called "SketchyMedical" that almost every American med student uses nowadays. It helps you rote memorize otherwise bland medical facts using fun cartoons (pic related; SketchyMicro for Staph. aureus, the bacteria...I can't unsee it ever, that's how good it worked lol)

>> No.16821304

>>16821211
LMAO! My wife got a kick out of this too. Sergay shares her beautiful blue eyes to be honest.

>> No.16821328

>>16818503
I didn't know there were > 43 modeling agencies back then. How many more were on her list?

>> No.16821361

>>16821328
40 of them turned out to be pimps/epsteins

>> No.16821363

>>16820800
Breaking even within a year is pretty fucking great, you're over ambitious, can't expect to outsell Harry Potter with your first attempt

>> No.16821413

>>16821363
>Breaking even within a year is pretty fucking great, you're over ambitious, can't expect to outsell Harry Potter with your first attempt
Thank you, brotha. I appreciate your encouragement. You sound like you would make a great parent. You're right. I am so proud of her either way for following her dreams. She is her own harshest critic really.

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>>16819117
Don't worry m80. It will all crash on their heads soon enough

>> No.16821427

>>16820699
just happens to introduce a generation of kids to and has them accept the occult. just 30 year old single mom things.

>> No.16821429

>>16818339
Okay she does *kinda* look like Zelda here.

>> No.16821451

aren't books really oversaturated

>> No.16821456

>>16821088
This pic is literally out of r*ddit

>> No.16821470

>>16821429
Wow. You are referring to an exchange we had like several weeks ago in a random thread on here, and I know exactly what you're referring too...That's how you know we both spend way too much time on /biz/, lmao

>>16821414
Saved. I love Christian artwork. God bless you, bro. We will all be judged before Christ in the end. "Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God."

>> No.16821478

>>16821456
I don't use reddit, bro. I have been on 4chan since 2006. I am a lifer, for better or for worse.

>> No.16821533

>>16818493
>I think the book is quite book.
She should probably teach you English first before writing books.

>> No.16821548

>>16821533
See >>16820665

>> No.16821576

Capitalism allocates resources efficiently, and there is nothing is more efficient than appeasing our base desires.

>> No.16821700

>>16821414
This may be the single greatest image I have ever seen.

>> No.16821890

>>16820432
yeah waste their fertile years.

>> No.16821904

>>16818339
LOL

>> No.16821906

I have an idea for a children’s book called “Post Malone Goes to the Farmers Market”. Think there is anything to it? What about “Lizzo Learns to Ride a Bike

>> No.16821931 [DELETED] 

Does anybody actually believe that pic is OP's wife? Nobody would actually doxx their spouse on here right?

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>>16820056
Sounds like the mistake you've made is creating a product and then trying to find a customer to fit - that's ass backwards OP.
>She actually did pay for facebook ads and posted on a bunch of mommy music groups.
I know nothing about marketing, but that sounds like your first problem. I remember years ago reading in one of those bullshit marketing books - if you want to sell tennis coaching, you don't advertise to tennis players, you sell to people who don't play tennis. It's related to what Clay Christensen calls "fighting non-consumption".
Your target market when you're new to a industry is usually people who don't already do a product.
So you're not going for mummy music groups - you're going for general art/'nurturing' type mothers who are likely to *consider* music education for their children but haven't pursued it yet.
>We have yet to get her on TV though. I will start looking at local news agencies or something. Maybe they would be willing to run a short segment.
>Yes, we are both Christian!
Start writing your 'story' or rather her 'story' now.
Do you have children of your own or relatives who you've gotten into music - a story about what 'inspired her' particularly if there's
>"we were afraid little mary's development was behind the other kids, then we started teaching her music"
Boom! There's your hook for fretful, competitive mothers!

>> No.16822086

>>16821931
AND why wouldn't med stud (but slightly balding) Arfur and his merry blonde book writing wife here be 4chan regulars? And why wouldn't they want to share their clean-cut happiness and hitherto undisturbed tranquil life and personal details with the mentally disturbed denizens of this grotto?
>answers on a postcard to: Arfur c/o Now, This All Looks Very Nice, New Hampshire

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>>16818339

the book is too wide and too big. who's it written for? a gorilla? get your format right.

the cover? stupid. the characters, utterly unmemorable, the title, stupid. think of "cat in the hat", zany like dr. seuss or creepy like r.l. stine with goosebumps.

you need a fucking niche. i'm not even a writer, just a biz fan. i assume the writing is actually fantastic but the marketing and promotion and feel is 100% lackluster, that's why it'll be lucky to sell even one copy.

like how link token is totally utterly dogshit and pointless. the marketing? pretty spot with scam-artistry. not the product, how it's sold

>> No.16822148

>>16820781
>you mad wite boi?

>> No.16822149

>>16822054

you got an email?

>> No.16822155

>>16818475
In NYC they just got rid of the advanced classes for kids. These classes were removed because not enough black and latino kids were getting in. THANKS JEWS.

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>>16820219
what the fuck.

second thought op you deserve financial obscurity. selling out this early at the stage, kys fr faggot. you claim to be christian, redpilled and yet you stick a nigger and a kike in like some blue-pilled coonsumption media..

about this you sellout asshat. make a redpilled book for kids. that teaches morals and values. if you're the only book like that, you'll create a niche cocksucker

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>>16818339
everything is inverted anon, but there is a way out (pic related)

>> No.16822197

>>16821700
>>16821414
https://imgur.com/a/KZ25n5x

>> No.16822217

I can't be bothered reading this whole cuck thread but OP if you post a pdf of the book and it's any good I'll buy a physical copy and request my local library do the same.

>> No.16822258

>>16822149
For what reason?

>> No.16822300

>>16822258

because i want to ask you on a date for gay sex. what other reason? no idiot, you have a solid marketing mind, we could use your mindset and ideas. then don't faggot, see if i care.

>> No.16822309

>>16822300
>you have a solid marketing mind, we could use your mindset and ideas
I don't, I'm a noob. But also what service/product do you have in mind? I have no capital to contribute either.

>> No.16822351

>>16822054
>So you're not going for mummy music groups - you're going for general art/'nurturing' type mothers who are likely to *consider* music education for their children but haven't pursued it yet.
OP here. Thank you for the based advice, man. That makes a lot of sense. Her "story" is already written in a sense. See >>16821281 :

>She has been a piano teacher for over a decade now, and she always wished she had a fun picture book that would help little children learn where the notes go on the music staff lines, but she could never find anything resembling what she envisioned. After dreaming of the possibilities for years, she finally decide to make it herself. She uses it with all her little piano students every week, and they absolutely rave about it. The little kiddos ask her to pull out the book every lesson, and they remember the note characters by name. It is remarkable actually.

>>16822217
She is selling the ebook PDF on her website here:

https://www.fablenotes.com/online-store/eBook-PDF-p161120781

Thank you for your interest, anon :)

>>16822086
Th-thanks..

>> No.16822365

>>16822155
White kids should be in private schools anyway. You're not poor are you?

>> No.16822525

>>16822176
Lol. Chill out, bro. Take some estrogen pills and just relaaaaax...Just kidding. But seriously, you do realize people won't buy things nowadays if the people depicted in it aren't diverse enough, right? I believe it is a marketing death-wish to have an ethnically homogeneous cast of characters nowadays. People want to teach their kiddos tolerance, not hatred.

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>>16822351
OP, you have to start looking at morning breakfast programme and TV magazine profiles of female authors and start finding what the common 'hooks' are. I recommend crafting a 'story behind the story' about one of your wife's student's which will appeal to the fretful mothers I mentioned. It's the same formula behind every single self-help author
>"I was worried, I was penniless, I was sucking dickles for nickles but then I learned the way of the Secret/Finding My Inner Giant/Six Sigma"
Think about from the perspective of your target market - which is primarily mothers who aren't already involved in music - how this sells hope for them.
Although even that's wrong, if you want PR your market then is TV producers: you need to sell them a 5 minute story which will keep their audience watching through 5 minutes of advertising for Peletons and Procter and Gamble products.
What's your sale to TV producers?

>> No.16822577

>>16822525
and that's why your book is selling so well right? take the salt, in the wound, accept the mistakes and heed solid fucking advice given to you.

re-write the book and theme and make it entirely christian, red-pilled and about upstanding morals and you'll make money for once, sell out.

>> No.16822656

>>16822564
You are a cheeky and witty man, anon. I appreciate your advice. I will research these "hooks" in more depth as you suggested. It really is all about marketing it seems. It just seems like everything is so expensive. I feel like it takes lots of money to even get your product seen nowadays. Like the facebook ads we have been buying really add up. We are tempted to go "all in" and buy the strongest settings, but we're not sure if it would even be justified. We don't want to get fleeced by Cuckerberg...But more and more it is seeming like it is the only way,
>"I was worried, I was penniless, I was sucking dickles for nickles but then I learned the way of the Secret/Finding My Inner Giant/Six Sigma"
LMAO

>What's your sale to TV producers?
Are you suggesting we make an informercial? Isn't that a bit too...ambitious? That would be amazing, but I feel like that would need to be a late stage development...Unless you're talking about local news or something, which might be possible. She has already been in local newspapers, and we were thinking about local radio next.

>> No.16822698

this thread is Full of scum living like its the middle fucking ages. learn that technological immortality and mathematic innovation is what will drive the expansion of humanity not having dumbshit kids

>> No.16822721

>>16822656
>I feel like it takes lots of money to even get your product seen nowadays.
I know a little about the entertainment industry, and it's commonly accepted that whatever you spent to produce content, you spend the SAME amount on promotion. You spent 100k to record an album, you spend 100k marketing and promoting it to audiences, radio, bloggers, youtube and spotify ads... whatever...

>Are you suggesting we make an informercial?
No, not at all.
I'm talking about news programs and lifestyle programs and panel discussion shows so they'll film a little segment about your wife, get her in for an interview.
Generally what you need is what some call an 'Oprah Reel' - it would be a few clips of your wife being interviewed that show that she's "telegenic" (i.e. speaks well, has a 'face for TV' and is generally 'likable' which means isn't anxious or too brassy or theatrical either, and can get her point across in under 2 minutes). This is how all those TV pundits who know absolutely nothing about the stock market get their faces on CNBC and Bloomberg.
you can start by just filming on your phone, but eventually you'll want to do some mock interviews with a proper videographer.
Something you can send to TV producers that shows "she's good television". And having the story behind the book is essential to that.

>> No.16822827

>>16822721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojXr7ZdxVck
Here is an example of an 'Oprah Reel'. The production is a bit shoddy, especially because obviously the guy they featured didn't have the source videos in any good quality. But it hits all the marks:
1. he's likable
2. he can speak on camera
3. he's got a unique talent (dancing/snooker) - for your wife it'd be piano
Here's another. It may be cringey, but because of he's trying to be a pundit - which means he has to say dumb controversial things because that = ratings, get's him asked back to do more segments
https://vimeo.com/113512880

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>>16822721
>>16822721
Thanks for clarifying that. We really appreciate the advice, man. You are really helping us a lot. Here is the video we used for her kickstarter campaign. I just uploaded it to YouTube. Let me know what you think. I feel like she is pretty "telegenic" / "good television," but of course I am severely biased lol...

https://youtu.be/-o4yseYCyg4

>> No.16822913

>>16820139
God, your wife is a moron. How could anybody be content babysitting such a simple minded retard if they weren't blinded by pussy?

>> No.16822925

>>16822913
We're poor. Apparently the tracking features cost additional bucks that we didn't have at the time of designing the website. We are using Wix.

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>>16822890
For TV? Waaaaay too product based. Not enough about her story or her student's story.
That bit where she says "I didn't want to show musician as old men in tuxedos" and that "music is for everyone" about 2:15 in, that's what you need to build on. That's what will get her on TV. That's a story - she's crusading to change the tide against the closed off elite music scene.
But also it's not that true, I know when I think of 'musicians' I don't think of your stereotypical classical musician, I think about 20 year olds in dingy bars putting beers on top of their amplifiers. Beer, spit and sweat.
I know I'm not your target market, but just something to consider.

>> No.16822950

>>16820391
Props to the illustrator. Really the only part of this process that required actual technical skill, if still no artistic inspiration.

>> No.16822982

>>16818369
Harry Potter is for faggets

>> No.16822985

>>16822890
>>16822925
Don't bring 4chan's attention to your family bro...

>> No.16823017

>>16822950
You're mean.

>>16822926
>I know when I think of 'musicians' I don't think of your stereotypical classical musician, I think about 20 year olds in dingy bars putting beers on top of their amplifiers. Beer, spit and sweat.
I think she is influenced by her upbringing in a very classical music oriented family. Her mom is a classically trained opera style singer. They have not 1 but 2 grand pianos in their house lol. But hey, even if it isn't exactly true, I figure you can still do well by selling your product based on a straw man. The fretful mothers who want to raise their little girls into strong womyn will probably eat it up I reckon.

We will definitely change it up a ton like you suggested when we start working on our "Oprah reel"

Where did you learn all this stuff btw? You sound like a bonafide marketing specialist .

>> No.16823078

>>16818653

Lol look at this turbo virgin

>Has had 15 yr olds to a 68 yr old hooker
>the 68 yr old hooker had the tightest snatch

It's genetics. It's meant to revert to normal tightness after a catastrophic deformation (aka childbirth). Man meat is nothing compared to the pressures that shaped vaginal morphology aka a primate baby's big skull.

>> No.16823113

>>16823017
>But hey, even if it isn't exactly true, I figure you can still do well by selling your product based on a straw man
That's a good point and can work for you provided your target market of fretful mothers feels the same way.
As I said from the outset, I know nothing about marketing in practical terms - so take what I say with a grain of salt about that.
However, I do work on the edge of the entertainment industry and know first hand a bit about how radio, rock bands, fine art, movies and television work and what goes into each of those sausages.

>> No.16823135

>>16823078
This. They need to do the maths. Trad wife who has only been with her husband fucks him on average twice a week for two years. that's 104 times she's been dicked, 104 times her snatch has been loosened
Take a sloot who in the two years after she loses her virginity fuck's 10 guys, each guy four times.
That's only 40 times her dick has been loosened.
Who has the looser snatch?
The girl who has literally only been with one man her entire life, or the chick who fucks a new man every 10 1/2 weeks?
>Man meat is nothing compared to the pressures that shaped vaginal morphology aka a primate baby's big skull.
Kek. You're gonna deflate a lot of egos saying that anon.
Although I really gotta woner why you'd pay a 68 year old?

>> No.16823201

>>16822982
based

>> No.16823237

You told everyone who you are and posted "offensive" comments to go with the pictures. Then posted proof of who you are.

You just torpedoed any chance of success because you're going to get outed as "red pilled" if you gain any sort of traction. I would expect you to get Amazon review bombed soon enough. If she goes on TV you can expect all the media to attack her as a racist.

If your wife has two grand pianos she's rich enough for this to be a shitty hobby where she feels entitled to success and is now whining no one gives a shit about books for retards.

>> No.16823279

>>16823135
But consider that a whore is more likely than a wife to encounter outliers in terms of dick size. Also the whore probably has a higher sex drive, and will fuck FWBs three times a week while the wife ends up fucking her husband a few times a month. And the men the whore has sex with will tend to have more testosterone and therefore more masculine features, including penis girth, and a desire to use her more roughly, while the wife will only be meekly licked by her low-test husband on their monthly love-making session. All in all, the whore will tend to have the looser vag until the wife starts popping out crotch-fruit.

>> No.16823303

>>16823135
(Pay to) have sex, incel

>> No.16823318

>>16823237
>If your wife has two grand pianos she's rich
We dont have those pianos. Her mom does. We are poor as fuck. We have six figure debt.

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>>16823017
cool book, your wife seems like an incredible person, how much LINK do you hold?

>> No.16823325

>>16823279
interesting. What firsthand experience do you have to back this up? Awful lot of assumptions here. I was just speaking mathematically.

>> No.16823345

>>16823319
Thanks, buddy. I am embarrassed to admit it, but I don't own any linkies actually. I was on here back when it was being shilled daily at 30 cents, and I never bought in. Then it mooned, and it always stung too much to buy in at the higher price. Should I swallow my pride and buy a stack? I own BTC, ETH, and LTC...

>> No.16823399

What a wholesome thread!

>> No.16823408

>>16818429

I'm no prophet, but here's what I've gleaned from reading revelations in terror since I was a kid

The mark of The beast will be digitized dollars. Cash, made digital yet still issued by fiat, is no longer cash; in order to keep the economy afloat whilst under the economic terrorism of QE and MMT there will need to be strict controls.

Crypto and smart contracts are more aligned with the reigning of Christian values as it restores true cashlike properties to a digital infrastructure resulting in people not needing to rely on slavelike intermediary intervention due to none of the economic books making sense anymore once MMT was implemented.

>> No.16823409

>>16818339
You better have bred her she deserves many children. I'm interested in the book for my daughter. Does $20 seem a little steep for a paperback kids book? I know it's expensive to publish but that might be a factor here in the low sales. Sales rank of 350,000. What is that? About 10-20 sales a week? You can have an amazing product but without proper marketing no ones going to know. My daughter is a year old and loves books, has like 40 of them. Some of them are so awful as if they were written by a toddler. My daughter would actually throw chicka chicka boom boom any time we tried to read it. Don't blame her, awful illustrations and annoyingly repetitive we tossed it.

>> No.16823416

>>16818464
I’d buy three copies

>> No.16823424

>>16823409
> Does $20 seem a little steep for a paperback kids book?

I agree actually. I am trying to convince her to change the price structure. The beautiful hardcover is actually cheaper ($16.95)! The only reason she chose to price the Amazon one at $20 is because Amazon takes a huge chunk of it since it is through their made to order printing service. Here is the link to order the $16.95 hard cover that she is holding in the OP pic in case you're interested:

https://www.fablenotes.com/online-store/Here-Come-the-High-Notes-Hardcover-p161121599

>You better have bred her she deserves many children

God Bless. We are hoping to start having many kids soon.

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>>16823345
>should i buy
yes, you see all those 700 million USD locked up in defi, that's only going to increase as people realize the enormous savings that a shared ledger affords, LINK will be staked by nodes to insure those funds, stakes will likely be overcollateralized too to hedge volatility in the token, we all know what happens when supply dries up in the face of constant or increasing demand

i flipped all of my non LINK positions into LINK throughout 2018 and premainnet 2019 except for BTC and enough ETH to cover gas fees, im accumulating ETH now though, i would keep accumulating LINK but it would raise my dca above 50 cents and i have enough

as far as the sybil/centralized/kyc fud (the only real, but still invalid fud) goes read this post >>/biz/thread/S14514053
in summary it's probably sergey or someone close to the team saying that yes currently trust is centralized in chainlinks KYC but that's necessary to kickstart the network, also a few things about that 1) it's not fully centralized since the multiple nodes offer redundancy and have identities which are verifiably independent parties 2) big tech firms will join as nodes and their reputation and variety will provide sybil resistance (since adversarial behavior would be immutably trackable on the blockchain and ruin their reputations in real life) 3) once this version of the network starts demonstrating reliability neet nodes will be allowed to join and their performance and reputation will be pegged to the established nodes responses and kyc will no longer be needed

basically yes just buy LINK we're only just starting the 4IR is going to happen because of smart contracts on DLT's and they need secure middleware to get the requisite data

>> No.16823442

>>16819522
Oh my!

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>>16823408
i was just joking desu, but rfid chips sending data to smart contracts (thereby gatekeeping people's ability to participate in certain markets based on certain criteria) has been called by some a mark, but i'd rather make money off of misery than be one of the miserable if misery is unavoidable otherwise, it's sad stuff but Christ knows my heart

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>>16818366
FPBP

>>16818339
Yes just what society needs, another fkn children’s book. That’s how capitalism works

Nah sorry I am trolling (although the point still stands); as a new father, and husband whose wife is going through a crisis with what she wants to do for a career - it sucks.

Instagram thots will be the first to be gassed

>> No.16823460

hey OP, I asked my wife if she'd buy this book and she looked at the cover and said "too many words, NO", basically she said if the cover didn't have any words on it she'd buy it.
thats some free market research for you

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>>16822985

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>>16818339
>We have a right to our labors, not to the fruits of our labors.

Lao Tze

>> No.16823717

>>16818379
you forgot T.rannies

>> No.16823803

>>16818339
Your waifu isn't a kikefu that's why

>> No.16823845

>>16823460
Yo your wife is a fat lazy slob. Free market research for your bitch ass.

>> No.16823866

>>16818339
time to marry someone you can pimp out on Instagram

>> No.16823879

Work smart, not hard idiot.

The goal to being rich in life is to maximize the amount of gains with the least amount of effort. The only thing that you need to balance is the moral slider.

>> No.16823964

>>16818339
Dude everything will sell with the help of good marketing.
If a thing is good and marketing is in place, thräe praise will follow.

>> No.16823984

>>16818339
You had to post this on reddit, OP
You'd be filled with requests on where to buy the book and you'd sell all of the copies.

>> No.16824556

>>16818366
Get a fucking job already

>> No.16824586

>>16818339
I remember your last post. Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to dox your wife by posting her on 4chan with her book’s name? Why would you do this? Anyone can find anything about her now.

>> No.16824627

>>16818339
If she wrote a children's book for the money she doesn't deserve to make it.
If money is what you want, start a business. Everything else is a hobby.

>> No.16824643

>>16819559
What bags are you holding OP?

>> No.16824650

>>16824586
>what is an ad?

>> No.16824652

>>16818671
pedo

>> No.16824664

>>16818339
Post link and I'll buy it for my niece

>> No.16824672

>>16818493
i think the book is quite book

>> No.16824678

>>16818493
Great idea man. I'd buy that for my kids. And your wife is beautiful

>> No.16824698

>>16818339
>the high notes

Multicolored living nugs of weed may not be appropriate material for children.

>> No.16824711

>>16824650
>posting your family on 4chan
>posting pictures and identifying information of your wife on 4chan
>talking about how you and your rather attractive wife have 6-figure debts on 4chan

Yeah that’s fucking great advertising you stupid cunt. Golly gee I really feel like I want to go and buy a children’s musical book for no reason whatsoever. OP is a fucking autist and his wife should leave him. You’re both in debt and the only asset you literally have is your wife’s attractiveness. Use it. Post soles.

>> No.16824729

>>16823318
Don't use the F word in a thread shilling your wife's kids' book, you mongoloid. This thread is going to come up in searches and parents are going to see that the author is married to a degenerate toilet-mouth. They'll buy Jimmy Kimmel's stupid book instead.

>> No.16824733

>>16820874
>16820874
the "influencers" will want to charge you tens of thousands of dollars. And the outcome is almost guaranteed to be shit. Who's there audience? Just think for a fucking second.

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>>16823424

well i think this is really sweet and your wife is beautiful. maybe try making specific type of books for each instrument? forget about 'high notes' in general or whatever, make a book that is notes for piano, notes for saxaphone, violin with each book showing the child how to hit those ; 'high notes' for that particular instrument. you can literally do hundreds of instruments each a different book with a different purpose hitting different notes for all the little boys and girls that want to learn how to play. your wife has a really sweet story already so everything she touches or creates is already pure gold. use that for making a whole bunch of these themed books and just keep on chugging, ive never seen such a straightforward more comfy life than yours OP, you honestly got this i wish u both all the best

>> No.16824775

>>16818339

Not sure if it was mention, too lazy to read all this fucking thread, make some Youtube channel promoting her book and after a while post it on reddit with some sob story like here on 4chan and reap the rewards. She's hot btw. I like blonde milfs.

>> No.16824794

>>16818493
childrens books are supposed to be fun not educational.
Like the sleeping beauty or the ginger bread man.

>> No.16824816

>>16821211
based

>> No.16824884

>>16819419
I’m 38 years old..................

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>>16824664
>Post link and I'll buy it for my niece

Thank you for your support! We are selling the hardcover for $16.95 , including shipping, on our website:

https://www.fablenotes.com/online-store/Hardcover-book-p161121599