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17089874 No.17089874 [Reply] [Original]

Just put everything I have into TSLA calls. expire Feb 28. I'm gonna be so fucking rich in a few weeks. Going to buy the entire tesla lineup so I can choose how to arrive for my dates with stacey every day.

>> No.17089912
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17089912

>>17089874
You're going to get JUSTed

>> No.17089919

>>17089874
>>17089912
Everything is going to plan. Biztards are FOMOing into the stock market at all time highs while getting bearish on Bitcoin at the eve of the Golden Bull Run. Beautiful.

>> No.17089933

>>17089874
I can't wait to laugh at you becoming one of those pink wojak.

>> No.17089942

Based

>> No.17089949

>>17089912
>>17089933
All of you think this is the same as crypto. This is exactly why I know I made the right choice. Always do the opposite of /biz/

>> No.17090457

Getting nervous you fucks? Told you I was going to make it.