/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17577627
OP is a fag

Reminder supply chains will be only temporarily distributed because extremely healthy uyghurs are now enslaved.

i hate this market

>>17577627
I like your webm but fuck you for removing the hentai link.

3rd for investors don't check the news

WHEN WE DUMPING BOYS

FUCK YOU TESLA DUMP ALREADY. FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

>>17577653
*disturbed

>trump begins to talk
>red candles form
are algos now extracting audio too?

>he fell for the soi bear meme

bullchads rise up

>>17577662
>ignores US hiring numbers and focuses on chinese PMI
Why are you cherry picking your macrodata to confirm your bias?

>>17577653
the wiggers also have learned to eat pork, gamble, drink alcohol and smoke. It's like we'll never even notice the dead chinks.

You will never make it as a trader

こんにちは、デジェネレーツ

>>17577672
looks like now or eod kek

>>17577521
Oh didnt you hear? were almost at bread thrust
SPY 400

>put 10k in random pharma penny stock
>sell after it increased 1 or 2 cents
>repeat
literally free money. why doesnt everyone do this? there is no reason to have a job.

CALL IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17577627
SPX getting punched down at 3100 resistence level. We might unironically dump again.

LET THE DOW SINK

300 more points till the dow jones 27000 party. keep printing Mr. Powell.

Now or never bear friends, we can do it

it's going to be green forever

LMT CHADS

WHAT THIS MEAN
Break it down for me, how fucked am I because japs stop assembling?

>>17577707
Everyone is trying to do that anon....

Accumulate REFR

were going to crab for weeks you newfags

you can make money on intraday if you stare at charts all day

US COVD cases are beginning, local news stations are prepping the goys

shit volume all day
i want it to pump but
alas
it will probably dump

>>17577732
SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL NOW

>>17577697
I saw that! He’s a good reason to have twitter. But... I was expecting a retest. And you said target reached eject!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOCKHOLM (Nyhetsbyrån Direkt) IMF har sjösatt ett stödpaket om 50 miljarder dollar för att motverka coronavirusets effekter. Pengarna är tillgängliga med omedelbar verkan.
Det sade IMF-chefen Kristalina Georgieva på onsdagen i en intervju med CNBC.
Emil Mattsson +46 8 51917911
Nyhetsbyrån Direkt

The fuck why no one talk about this. Imf makes 50 billion dollar support package

>>17577748
If I had inversed all your market convictions, how profitable would I have been?

get

>>17577609
Sure, some hedge funds (that mostly do not actually hedge anything) are overleveraged and might get rekt triggering a small sell off to cover their margins. Some of that probably happened last week that's why gold (that some hedge funds use to hedge) was used to cover and got sold. How is debt actually relevant to businesses in the current environment? The interest rates are so low you can borrow money at rates lower than inflation. This means your cost of capital is basically zero as you can offset your interest payments against taxes. How is this problematic for manufacturers? If interest rates get lower you just refinance and keep your revolving credit lines going for that operating/working capital.

>>17577673
why isnt it? or why should it?

BULLCHADS???? YOU TOLD ME IT WAS GONNA PUMP

熊は誰ですか?

>>17577775
some crypto fuck probably got it

>>17577777

>>17577777
Let's see if this is bullish or bearish

>>17577799
bullish for stinky linkies

10Y really trying to break 1%

If it does, expect a face melting rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk0fjQv2Sco

DUMP BY EOD:
>rising wedge during downtrend across all US indices
>rising price but falling volume
>oil price collapsing again

Seriously.

So uh...is the corona scare over?

>>17577627
so whats hpapening i just woke up and im afraid to look. havent read thread yet. is it 1932?

>>17577732
Oh no, not our shitty vtol jets. Fucking pieces of shit desired by the chairforce.

>>17577813
:o
>>17577697
>>17577753
Jeez. Think we could really get a bull thrust literally days after a bear thrust?

>>17577826
No, but the Bernie scare is

>>17577837
You have until EOD to sell your long positions or go down in flames.

>>17577826
you mean the normal flu that the media turned into the end of the world, yeah

>>17577837
Unfortunately not, SPY $275 tomorrow though

Ladies and gents. Its fucked.
If you haven't pulled out then you're a fucking rube.

Good news is that American production will be forced to start.

>>17577852
le free shit man BTFO

IT WAS HIS TURN

>>17577863
??? The market is up right now

>>17577813
It was .96 earlier for a while

>when the VIX flattens
GUYS
PANIC

>>17577875
>He doesnt know

Just keep buying pal

>>17577852
Contested primary and it goes to Michael Bloomberg who then loses to Donald Trump in the general election. How will Berniebros ever recover?

>>17577837
You wish. I'm being serious

>>17577898
............mini mike dropped out bro

>>17577888

>>17577898
Keep in mind that Bloomberg has dropped out of the race. Bernie gets the cucking of the century

GUH

>>17577747
>That volume drop
OH NO BULLBROS

>Biden declared winner of Maine primary, a state that forecasts said was favoring Sanders
Oh nonononoonononoon

Just buy and hedge. This way you win in any way (maybe win a bit less because you pay to remove some risk). Is it so hard?

>>17577911
Checked 9/11 dubs. I know.

>>17577892

i will, thanks

>>17577672
soon sp @ 260

>>17577787
It is massively overvalued, but the fucking market won't let it dump. It will all go to shit in the close as is tradition.

>>17577923
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL MY WIFE????

>>17577898
the burn outs will stay home after the dnc pisses them off again.

So when the fuck are we dumping?

The levels of artificial pumping are insane.

>>17577943
By EOD, maybe after hours.

>>17577928
NOOOOOO NOT MY HECKING BERNIERINO HE WAS GOING TO BUY ME A SWITCH AND TRANSGENDER SURGERIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17577753
it rejected because too fast, it it breaks above with a thrust then... I just hope you bought your cheapies

>>17577915
Kiss and a dump

not good

>>17577940
What am I going to tell my wife, Nico Yazawa?

>>17577943
SOON DUMP INTO CLOSE. DUMP IT MARKET MAKERS. DUMP TESLA IN PARTICULAR.

Do i sell before EOD or what??? What's gonna happen tomorrow?? I'm scawwed!!!

VIX curving back up

I fucking told you guys. Sell your shit now.

Dow broke +850 on the day! What a time to be alive!!!!

>>17577826
Yup, people don't seem to be dying that much, after all. Also, I haven't found anything about the virus explicitly infecting lymphocytes, no worries there anymore on my part. So buy sava while it's cheap!

I have a strange feeling about tomorrow.

>>17577972
no im buying more shit

>>17577939
>It is massively overvalued

ok boomer

>>17577826
Yes now that the Dems can spin it to being a sign people are hopeful for the Obama Economy to come back onichan <3

>>17577964
she's used to being poor, no worries

oof, sanders looking he might have the coof at his press conference ;)

>>17577981
Buy inverse funds then.

>>17578000
S

In other news, the FX market is drying up again. It seems the feds are sucking money off it to fund the pump.

>>17577984
>>17577984
>he thinks it's not massively overvalued
ok retard

Fellow Dragons

How is your hoard looking for buying dips?

spy is bullflagging

The SPY JPow Cock pattern at open seems like it was designed from the ground up to shake young WSB redditors and newcomers out of option trading

>>17577976
What to expect from ER?

>>17577972
This is all so tiresome. I would normally be inclined to make a few VXX plays but I just don't have the stamina to go on.

Make some money anon. You deserve it.

>Tesla dumping
>10 year just broke 1%

SPY....

>>17578001
Just a reminder that reddit said this market would go down. Particularly wsb.

>>17578045
Ole niggas

>>17578047
Based Cock pattern

>>17578071
I'm so fucking drained too. THese last few weeks

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0&list=PLIeiyBOIivZNqYgeJTdamFTXdQwNzDIiD&index=17

China...
Now that you're outta my life, I'm so much better
You thought that I'd be weak without ya, but I'm stronger
You thought that I'd be broke without ya, but I'm richer
You thought that I'd be sad without ya, I love harder
You thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser!
You thought that I'd be helpless without ya but I'm smarter
You thought that I'd be stressed without ya, but I'm chillin'
You thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold nine million

>>17578045
It's literally the opposite. Rising wedge on a downwards trend with decreasing volume as prices rise.

IT IS GOING DOWN, COPEBULL.

How do you think Tesla should be valued?

G..GOPRO?

>>17577961
NUUUUUUUUUU
I still have so much cash (trash)
I bought a lotta cheapies but I missed the BRKB dip!!!

Seriously not seeing anything in a buy zone.

when zoomers run the market do you think the fed might draw a cock and balls on the DOW just before it dumps

>>17578033

scoop up WEN while you can

S&P gonna breach 3100

The second I buy Apple calls it dives - I swear that bogandoff meme is fucking real

Blow the top off this fucker already

THIS IS HOW BERNIE STILL WINS THERE ARE STILL THE BROWARD COUNTY VOTES TO COUNT

>>17578096
im not a bull. im looking at 1m candles. spy was bullflagging and the price just jumped.i seriously hope you are right.

Dump?

>>17578096
statistically its easier for it to go up and make a new high than it is to go down and make a new low
but you take your bet and ill sell it to you every day okay?

>>17578087
Same brother. Same.

>VIX is coming

So was Corona really just a nothing burger? Was this a bear trap all along? My SQQQ shares don't eel so good bros...

I hope you're loading up on puts. :)

>>17578153
They're about to feel really fucking good soon anon.

SPX = 3200 EoW

S C R E E N C A P
this post

None of this makes any sense
What the fuck is up with all governments’ responses to this then? Shutting down flights? Exports? Whole factories?

Is this really a nothingburger again?

>>17578167
based


>>17578162
cringe

>>17578153
7% annualized return is right through the exit you little cub, now get out

>>17578166
>>17578153

I sure hope it falls because I’ve averaged down my SQQQ several times today and am almost out of ammo. Don’t do me like this Market Gods.

>>17578108
QSR and YUM still pretty buyable

What the fuck even is this market?

IM BAGHOLDING SQQQ
CRASH YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>17578196
Taste of Based pattern

>>17578196
I've already explained it, tail end of a rising wedge, right after this is a major dump.

>>17577982
>"20 minutes Max"
>"20 minutes or longer"
I get being pissed but some basic reading comprehension, please.

>>17578177
no, the retards just need time to figure out they're wrong because they're delusional.

>>17578196
it's a fish market

>>17578071
Same.
Its all so tiresome right now.
Up, down, up, down, crab. I just dont know anymore. Tomorrow might be the worst or best day the DOW ever had. Or it stays at 0%. Who knows? Who cares?

at this rate, 30k dow jones by mid april. God Bless Trump, God Bless Biden, and God Bless America!!!

https://deadline.com/2020/03/no-time-to-die-release-date-moved-coronavirus-mgm-1202873876/

bond movie delayed. coronoavirus, or do they need time to CG the nigger out?

VTIQ is SPCE all over again. Its a blank check company doing a reverse merger with the EV and FCEV company Nikola that will be highly speculated on. It gets instantly banned on wsb right now because the market cap is so low.

What would be the economic impact of the stock market crabbing sideways for a few years rather than going up and or down?

>>17578196
dragon market obviously

OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS

>>17578216
Y'know, I actually hope you're right.

>>17578162
>Just put the fed man

>>17578222
>puush eet sideways

>>17578069
No expectation. I am waiting for trial results mainly, but it would be too early for that. News could come about the antibody for the blood test at anytime though. I also convinced myself to hold for the long term. The modification of the filamin-a protein more and more seems to be caused by a latent virus infection, and this would make the sava drug the very best candidate for being the main part of a cure. Also, the blood test is 100%, not many questions there. Just a matter of work-hours.

>>17578153
>>17578177
>>17578196
Oh no! The doomscreechers are having second thoughts! No need to panic, S&P as an example has to close above 3140 so there's still time for the momentum to change again. Which it HOPEFULLY will because I need more fills, only got two

>>17577627
tesla down in a 3% up market... whats going to happen boys

>>17578196
Rat market

ALL IN SQQQ
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD
FUCK TRIPFAGS

WE SHARK MARKET NOW

Ohhh my gooooddddddd dump already

>>17578073
Are we breaking 3100? Or will we get stopped by the psychological level?

>missing the dip
I hope you weren't a retard and bought the dip last Friday. We'll be back by the end of this month and reach new ATH in fucking spring!!

>>17578262

I'm going to lose my job there probably

>>17578098
in the short term I think its going to tank, I bought too.. I consider it to lose 3% today

Any minute now

>first death in California confirms
>California hiding their stats just like China

he bought?

>>17578283
Nope, they’re gonna eat amateur investors for lunch today

>>17578292
yo get me an application right fuckin now

>>17578292
thought they had like a million orders that havnt even started production yet

Perfect cup and handle on the dow. Load up your gear, it's bear season niggle!

FUCK THE FED
FUCK POWELL
FUCK BIDEN
AND FUCK NIGGERS

>>17578098
$450-500 ish

euphoria state right now

>>17578291
I doubt it

>>17578315

Today was my first day on the job and I forgot how to show the customer how to view the remaining range

This is brutal. Just return to your ridiculous upwards trend line at least.

>>17578329
probablym unless you can wait till its worth 2k

Los Angeles declared state of emergency.

>>17578291
god I want to fug this birdtender

>>17578338
True, but you'd have some other plays with that money that make more sense.

Can expect lots of different companies to go up over the next 3-5 years besides just Tesla

>>17578339
So what does that exactly mean? Everybody off the street? Even the homeless?

>>17578310
Commencing in thirteen, midnight hotel

>>17578326
BASED

>>17578291
Retarded pedo weebnigger.

>>17578098
No idea. It's a total gamble unless you understand the tech well enough (which nobody does)

>>17578314
What about tomorrow?

PLUG POWERRRRRR

>>17578222
I thought you left. Dont expect a second goodiebag

>>17578326
amen

>>17578098
A new paradigm like 10k per share, they are a household name already and we haven’t had an oil crisis in a minute

>>17578356
you do know this is 4channel right?

>>17578349
it means "we know everything is fucked, but fixing it would be racist"

>>17578368
Where was his first one?

>>17577660
Based

>>17578361
Ask again later.

costco chads get in

Entering last hour, there is going to be massive sell pressure as we approach close, likely enough to break through the wedge and send the market back into a freefall, if the fed doesn't intervene that is.

>>17578382
The /smg/ store in the front

>>17578409
They will.

>>17578377
Come on this is the state where you don't have to disclose you're a poz-hole to the niggers that tougne your anus.

>>17578386
How about now.

Italian government orders all sporting events to take place without fans until April 3 due to coronavirus
BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING
>BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING
BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING
>BREAD AND CIRCUS DISAPPEARING

>>17578412
Even if they do they're only delaying the inevitable. Corona is only going to get worse in the west for the next while.

when are you guys going pink? i don't want to miss out the show

>>17578409
Everyone who thought they were part of the big short two with their 3/6 SPY puts copycatted directly from reddit, you get what you fucking deserve.

>>17578409
How are they holding it up right now? US 10 year is dropping but the index still want to try to break their level

>>17578423
I hope this happens to America so people will actually be forced to do something other than watching niggerball.

I am sorry you have AIDS Baggy

>>17578425
The inevitable fed pump that kicks in, in a week like always right?

Bought some cheap SQQQ
Have a feeling about tomorrow

>>17578425
Yeah, the newish info about the two strains of the virus out of China lead me to believe things only get worse from here because those that are incautious will have first hand experience that it's just a flu and then the second strain will start dropping bodies since reinfection is apparently common.

>>17578451
KEK LOOK AT THIS PATHETIC PUMP

>>17578425
Will may 3/20 puts be ok?

Oil under 47

what stage is TSLA at on this chart?

Something is happening

>>17578429
On the precipice of a market fall, soon

>>17578461
Delusion

>>17578461
Bear trap

>>17578419
Tomorrow will be a bear bloodbath, Wojacks ripping through the streets screaming for a mother who was never there

>>17578461
take off

>>17578441
Same.

>>17578461
free fall to zer0

DIAMOND HANDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gooses, geeses
I want my geese to lay gold eggs for easter
At least a hundred a day
And by the way
I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
No, now
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons
And performing baboons and
Give it to me now
I want the world
I want the whole world
I want to lock it
All up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear 'em
Like braids in my hair and
I don't want to share 'em
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten…

>>17578476
>Tomorrow will be a bear bloodbath
...why

>>17578461
Return to "normal", obv

>>17578503
Same reason people like you would post that response, the House always wins. There’s this big club, and you ain’t in it.

>>17578503
cause this is the same volatile market as summer 18, 1000 point swings each day

>>17578521
low IQ response

>>17577660
Based

>>17578532
low IQ poster

Will the stock market crash tomorrow?

DO I SHORT OR NOT WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN TOMORROW

>>17578542
who the fuck knows anymore there's so much manipulation going on

>>17578532
low IQ cutie

>>17578521
Oh eat shit, this whole market is boned. Today was green because Bernie Sandals got robbed of the nomination again.

Once more people start dying and there are cases in every state itll be over.

>>17578471
>>17578475
>>17578484
>>17578488
>>17578518
so calls or puts? for april

>>17578542
Before tomorrow, probably after-market if not before close today.

>>17578521
>carlinposting

NOBODY KNOWS IF IT WILL CRASH TOMORROW YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>17578547
400% rate cut

Market goes to 5 million

>20% of world population got swine flu
>Huge nothing burger
>NOOOO CORONA IS DIFFERENT

>>17578561
I dont even know how to do that

>>17578547
We could still get a cure for carona virus, and the factories have re-opened. Just get some cambells soup and get some rest if you feel ill. Stay indoors and don't spread the cough.

>>17578560
Anyone else care to demonstrate the Return of the Bulls?

>>17578577
Nobody closed down flights, factories, schools and entire fucking cities with the swine flu

>>17578577
I got the swine flu, I was not having a good time bro

>>17578561
Calls

I've never seen smg so salty.

>>17578577
Completely different virus.

>>17578575
Why doesn't Trump just outlaw any interest citizens would have to pay, while making banks still pay their interesT? its that simple

Is sqqq a good hold going into tomorrow?

>>17578590
So it will be an even bigger morning burger since appropriate precautions are being taken?

>>17578603
I'm holding it. I'm almost certain a dump is coming tonight.

>>17578601
If my aunt had a cock she'd be my uncle

>>17578598
That's what they get for not buying the dip.

>>17578603
there is no good hold, close your positions at the end of every day and trade however the market wants to trend, shit's fucking manipulated

>>17578598
bulls and bears getting snibbed

>>17578577
typical bulltard cant do math

>>17578591
A lot of people actually died from Swine Flu and a ton more were infected. The official stats were completely off by the WHO's own analysis and the analysis afterwards estimated Millions upon millions affected and hundreds of thousands dead.

Corona is an uncertainburger which is bearish for me. Bulls being led by a carrot on a stick imo. Those massive drops happened for a reason.

>>17578637
I seriously did have it, sucked man worst illness of my life besides when I had mono

I'm done with this retarded market

>>17578461
Return to normal

>>17578603
im considering it but i have been fucked on it in the past when i was certain of a drop

>>17578653
I had Strep and Pneumonia a few times. How does it compare to those?

>points to VIX
Are you ready????

Lmao yeah that SPY volume is really nice and healthy today, totally not any uncertainty there.

>>17578685
i've never had pnemonia but way worse than strep

>>17578710
Why don't you go ahead and tell us your analysis and how you came to such conclusions

>>17578667
so I should dump tonight

>>17578725
You could just read the definition of the VIX

LPTXChads WW@?

Can someone help me? im fucking retarded!

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/60520017/creating-values-based-on-column-values-dataframa-pandas-python

3100
3100
3100

>Points to GME
It has begun.

>>17578762
awwwww yeahh brother
Dumped 80 shares the other day kept 20... will add if we see another dump.

>>17578764
Trolling aside, holy shit dude get it together this is basic shit

>>17578780
if people itt don't start buying soon.. they'll be chasing later....

>>17578780
WHY WONT YOU LEARN?

>>17578800

http://archive.is/Dv7qo
>congress agrees to $8bn deal to fight corona
do this mean anything?

>>17578764
so you want to set a value of a new column based on other columns in the same row?

just create a new column through apply and a function that create the new value

def func(row):
some stuff

df['new col'] = df.apply(func)

>>17578841
or just lambda instead of func

The market does the opposite of what I do. I'm buying calls for you bearbros.

This looks exactly like a dead cat bounce.
We're gonna crash

>>17578425
God damn shut up about Corona, there is so much more fundamentally wrong with corona. This was a much needed market correction that super rich elites faggots used and disguised with coronavirus for cover while they move around their assets. Small specs dont get this.

>>17578865
best post this week

>>17578841
but the function is the problem. how the fuck do i make it? ive tried everything i can find and nothing has worked.

>>17578855
lambda hasn't worked out yet but im thinking thats the way

>>17578764
kek dude you didn't even ask a question in a way anyone can answer it.

>>17578887
you didnt buy the dip and you know what im trying to do

>>17578871
>I mean there is so much more fundamentally wrong with the market than just corana.
Fixed
Corana is literally sars 2.0 which has nothing to do with how fucked and over priced the markets really fundamentally are

>>17578764
Switch to a actual language

THEY CANT STOP THE BUYING

3100!!!!

>almost at 27,000
Get fucked you dead cat faggots.

>>17577825
>oil price collapsing again
Oil is flat due to this weeks OPEC meetings. The risk averse are selling in case Russia vetos production cuts. However, these talks are happening right now in Vienna and outcome is not clear. No official decision will be made until Friday.

Anyone here use StreetSmartEdge? I'm trying to download it and once I log it I download a json file and then it does fuck all

>>17578920

What does this mean? Should I buy something tomorrow?

>>17578922
Time to buy Oil.

>>17578908
im gonna get into javascript after complete a few more python projects

It’s over bear team, the decision was made and they’re too strong. We’ll get a massive drop again someday but we will be long dead by then.

>>17578930
This is your last chance before the China recovery ;)

>>17578885
>but the function is the problem. how the fuck do i make it? ive tried everything i can find and nothing has worked.
how can it not work? you have a row as an argument and return a single value

def func(row):
return row['fuck']+row['bobo']

>>17578930
This is the return to normal bro. Def buy

>$1700 down the drain
fuck me man, what was the news?

>>17578956
that maybe the world wont end

NOOOOOOO I MISSED THE FUCKING DIP just panic bought back in, how fucked am I?

>>17578948
but i need to count a conditional amount of other rows involved based on a number of conditions.

this is my best attempt, it actually brings something back that's not an error:

for row in ocf_list:
for under in ocf_list['Underlying Symbol']:
for sym in ocf_list['Symbol']:
for d in ocf_list['Date']:
if d.count(d) == 2:
debit_single.append(row)

>>17578944
I told you guys this would happen. And the guy holding UVXY should take note of the chart for the past like 2 years after they did the reverse split. Everytime the market shits itself uvxy spikes but it comes back down quickly because surprise, surprise, the general public doesn't want the market to collapse.

>>17578951

But corona

>>17578577
>people seething at this post

fucking kek
bears never learn

>>17578455
No, sell now.

BEARBROS HOLD ME!!

>>17578956
Bernie lost.

>>17578966
He bought?

>>17578981
my money is evaporating bro...

>>17578966
You shouldn't listen to the bears man, especially the ones who call themselves weed bro and are dumb and gay enough to support Sanders. What fuck tards.

-800 in outs today. Please tell me what the fuck is prolong up this clown market?

>EVERYTHING +3,5% AND RISING
what the fuck fuck

fuck

>>17578934
>after I'm done with punching myself into my nuts I will switch to smearing hot sauce into my eyes
Goddammit man. You really must hate yourself.

>>17578998
Yeah I told you dumb fucks this would happen which is why I asked what you would do if your puts expire on a green day. It wasnt a rhetorical question. We will take another dip but not for a while.

>Dow 1000 points up today

WHERE IS MY FUCKING DUMP TO 260

GME is ready for take off...

Dow Jones up 1000 points, 27k party tonight at my house.

>>17578934
Just go right to C++.
Javascript is useful but you'd be better off learning Java in general then breezing through JS and JSP.

>>17578964
>>17578982
oh well, good time to switch brokerage anyway. this has probably lost me a few hundred the past few weeks (not RH).

>>17578865
you mean sqqq will crash and the general market will moon. or the opposite.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17578202
prepare to lose bigly
Daddy trump wont let the markets fall because his only real branding is that he's good at business

>>17579023
c++ is a boomer language tho. might actually be beyond boomer

BUT LOOK AT THE VOLUME

JUST, JUST A FEW SELLERS COULD CHANGE THE COURSE OF THE WHOLE MARKET

WHERE DID ALL OF MONEY GO

>>17579042
How about c#?

>>17579036
WOOOO!!!!

Also...
WHAT THE FUCK BROS I WANTED TO BUY MORE CHEAPIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17578968
Im the UVXY guy first time investing desu ive only lost 8$ if i were to sell now but i think ill sell next time the market crashes what should i do in your opinion? I am a poorfag and cant afford options until i get actual money when im out of college

>>17579030
nigga dont know he just buy whatever people tell him

Back to the bull run!
I feel so good bros...

BULLCHADS RISE UP

>incipient global pandemic going exponential
>dow up 4%

>>17579054
my friend when we were ten had a old book on that language. this was before gateway 2000.

>>17579013
It got priced in already. You guys should have taken your money and walked. Instead you guys went full retard with this Corona shit when it was clearly just being used as cover by super wealthy people to dip the market and move their assets around. It is a fucking rigged game after all but let's not get stupid and think it's the end of the world because of sars 2.0 electric boogaloo.

THEY'RE PANIC BUYING

>>17578967
what the flying fuck are you doing, are those 4 nested loops??? all iterating the same data???

i dont even get why you are having all these loops, you dont use any of the values

if you want to select certain rows in the dataframe, use appropiate filters or groupby

>>17579072
Breakaway society pattern

>>17578857
>he doesnt know that every retail trader manifests a new opposite reality everytime they buy or sell

>>17579044
This.

Retards paying attention to the price but not the volume today, you're going to get burned the second there is even a mild sell-off. We have strolled very steadily into overbought territory today and the slightest downtick will send this shit into freefall again.

>>17579072
Nobody cares anymore. The media will no longer fool us.

WE DID IT REDDIT! 27k!

>>17579091
Have you met a 4channer irl? Never forget you’re swimming in high school dropouts

AAAAAAAA

I SOLD UNH WAYYYY TOO EARLY REEEE

>>17579084
probably lots of bears getting liquidated and margin called... it's too bad
I hope most were just small hedges against a long portfolio.

DAT BEAR COPE

>>17579056
same. i moved my limit buy orders lower like a pussy and missed getting filled

>>17579054
C# is basically Java from a writing perspective, if you learn one you can get the other in a day or so.
>>17579042
C++ is still the most broadly used language because it works and works fast.
Unironically learning some boomer-tier low-level language would be nothing but useful to you.

Imagine selling on friday at the absolute bottom lmao you fucking retards will never learn
buy and keep buying it literally has never failed ever.

>>17579091
groupby didn't grab the right rows i needed, couldn't timedelta anything either. thats after converting a str date to int dates and also an actual datetime.

Do you guys think japan is going to get screwed if they delay the olympics this summer, as there is a distinct policy?

Stonks only go up. It's literally that simple. When will you bears learn?

>inb4 futures open -1.5% at 6:00 because every day’s direction is planned days in advance

>>17578934
why tho? if you're doing anything with data stick with python or be a Julia chad with me and the other cool guys

>>17579128
yeah thats fucking atrocious *pukes*

>>17579091
Just hire a pajeet, faggot you're fucking around since 2 days, would cost $30 to get you through

Imagine not buying at this point after the fed cut the rates .5% and everything is at a discount because you're worried about about people sneezing.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

you did buy the dip anon, didn't you???

>>17579128
based. i used to write keygens for groups 20 years ago. i miss it

>>17579139
This virus clearly doesn't do well in warmer climates. HK, Shenzhen, Hainan, Singapore, Vietnam, Thailand etc. haven't met the apocalypse like the doomers all predicted a month ago.

>>17579114
Yeah... I hate it.

Dwyer said we'll get weeks of a rally before we retest the lows and he's been pretty damn good at this so far.

Also the DIX was insanely high yesterday... I think I might have to FOMO in

>>17579154
i hear gui's are easier to make in javascript than python.

>>17579145
Futures will drop because an overbought low-volume session is a sell signal.

>>17579133
So much this

The only time to cash out is when you're up and there's nothing going on and you want to spend some of your sweet gains

I told you Dow Jones 27k is a great price to buy.

So if the earnings report is bad will Costco stock take a noticeable hit?

>>17579162
Based and divvypilled

>>17579061
Well I still think this is a tricky time but from my experience with UVXY you should not buy it on a day that its green. And if you have profit now you should probably sell it because like I said looking at its chart it's spikes are brief and it comes down as quick as it pumps up. I do believe another dip might happen but maybe around the end of the month or the beginning of the next. I'm not telling you what to do but if I were you I'd get out. The best time to buy UVXY is when it's trailing after a long time after a dip. Like I was considering buying uvxy at 10.00 because I thought the delayed panic to the coronavirus would kick in but choose SDGR instead which was a mistake. UVXY was definitely the better investment at the time because when it's trading so low after a long time after a dip there is much less risk involved and a lot higher chance at gaining profit. Also around 10 dollars it was just bleeding really slow so it's not like you are losing any money longing there. You could lose a lot of money longing now.

>>17579183
probably not, this virus will be an acceptable excuse for the next couple of quarters

Look at that campbell soup rally bitch
These days

>basing epidemiological conclusions on day-to-day fluctuations of the markets
Gonna learn the hard way

>>17579174
wadya need gui for, use juypiter notebook if you want to have interaction, or pyqt, or plotly dash if your a datascience chad

>4.20% increase today
blaze it faggots

Reminder

>>17578780
Thanks, just bought 120

>>17579093
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you guys need something as close to the bottom as you can get right now do BYND, its shit but can easily do 110 in a insane market, in options that is still a darn good profit but 8% profit is ok too the upside is that if they get a deal you are going to go up to 135 in like 2 days

>>17579210
Based preppers

>>17579214
Fuck off, doomer.

>>17579174
what do you need GUIs for? Also this is incorrect if you're making web stuff anyways. Python is less of a hassle for web forms IMO. And much much better for any form of data handling. Javascript is fine but a mess.

>>17579165
why did you always include that spooky music in them? it made me feel like a hacker but also made me feel like i was doing something illegal

>>17579199
>>17579061
Also general what happens with this stock as time goes on is that it has decreasing value so what happens is it gets to a certain point and they will decide to reverse split the stock to keep the value propped up.

>>17579243
See >>17579214

>>17579216
so other people can use it

>>17578780
retail store like that wont exist in 2-3 years

>>17579073
Yes and?
Only 20% of it is annoying faggotry. That's a good value for a prog lan.
>LINQ
>ref by value
>tuple literals
>type system
>gc
>pointer if you want
>extension methods
>props
>lambdas everywhere
>many other things I take for granted
The faggotry comes in when it comes to managed heap <=> stack conversions.... spans, typedreferences.... because there are a few limitations which the compiler is enforcing to keep the code segfault free.
>>17579128
Not really. Java code is mostly valid c# code too but it almost never works out the other way round. My writing style became very functional and this simply doesn't work out nicely in java.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN BEARPOSTERS

FUCK. It's going to take like 2 more fucking days until my money deposits and I can buy hard with 4000 dollars. What are the chances of just one more dip. Then I'll just happily watch like a good little bull or bear or whatever I am

>>17579251
because the warez scene was mostly dorky teens and young adults trying to seem badass, because they certainly weren't cool in real life, myself included

>>17578195
yeah... but I don't expect them to do well if people panic.

Are you really going to want a bunch of strangers prepping your gorditas?

Market was good to me today, I doubled my gains for the month.

Also did some yardwork.

Feelsgoodman

>>17579260
See >>17579169

I have contacts all over China and things are starting to go back to normal. SEA is fine, HK is fine, Taiwan is fine, and only old, sick fucks have a chance of dying from this.

The happening is over.

>>17579177
Good point, technicals. This might be a short term blow off top. Index charts across the board look so shitty this almost has to fall more but it’s an impossible task to figure out when. Nothing leads me to believe we’ve seen the bottom.

Where's the new thread?

We're already at page 5.

>>17579248
not web based stuff. just application ui's. its the only front end stuff i think i would ever need

>>17579274
I personally expect there to be a dip tomorrow but who knows

I'm holding these puts and you wont get them you filthy kikes

>>17579262
Just learn Django Web Framerwork for that then vs Javascript. Don't waste your time with javascript

>>17579251
because the same people were in the demo scene, some groups included cute little demos to their releases too

>>17579276
based

>>17579274
>What are the chances of just one more dip.
62.33 (repeating of course) %

>>17579304
same. although im losing a ton of money.

oh god its dumping!!! just like that the dow lost 50 points. It's the end of the fucking world! Sell everything!!!

It was literally this easy anons.

>>17579304
I'm still holding some puts for friday but im a huge retard so who knows

>>17579293
then absolutely dont use javascript you madman! Use C# if you want fast GUI creation.

>>17579296
NO DIP FFS

>>17579307
also tryna get a job in data science and having more stacks is better than not i'd say. but i plan on getting to django after getting done with pandas, numpy, and matplotlib

How many suicide videos are we getting out of today?

>>17579330
>>17579330
>>17579330
new

>>17579321
NOOOO NOT MY HECKING LONGERINOS! MY LEVERAGED EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDERINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17579329
If you want more data science stacks learn Python and Julia. You are not going to find a javascript data job. Maybe R but Python over R going forward for jobs desu.

hope it fucking dumps 4% in 12 minutes

>>17579331
cut off penis, short the stock market, vote for bernie in the primary, what is the worst that could happen.

>>17579281
3% mortality according to WHO with no signs of containment in western countries. 20% need ICU to survive. Overload the medical infrastructure, as is expected if containment fails (note: it's already failed the US), and those fatality numbers skyrocket. Your cooked Chinese numbers don't impress me.

>>17579397
>3% mortality according to WHO
Yeah, no one gives a fuck what those retarded niggers have to say anymore. They've lost all credibility related to this matter after sucking China off for so long.

Well, I'm an idiot.

>sold yesterday near bottom
>lost $310 today on SQQQ
>missed out on regaining $5,000 in losses from the dip

fuck me, I never learn

>>17579357
I hope it dumps 100% in 12 minutes.

>>17579419
>those Chinese cocksuckers are just lying to make the Chinese look bad goy :>)

>>17579419
Those are also the Italian numbers. 3000 cases 100 dead

IS ROBINHOOD GOING TO GIVE ME FREE AMAZON STOCK OR NOT

I'm seriously about to dump all this money in the market into ETF's and never fucking look at it again. Makes me sick, I fucked up and I knew better.

>>17579422
Keep trying we all eventually make it. Try and keep a journal marking your positions and then the reasons why you made your choices and what you learned.

>>17579434
Testing capacity has been a problem for almost every country at this point.

South Korea: 5,600 cases and 32 deaths

why did I buy the ONE stock that didnt go up today wow

>>17579480
Yeah, retards dont realize its a lot easier to test the few dead than the thousands of unreported. Death rate is well below the reported rate.

>>17579501
Look at Washington state if you doubt this. If we believe those numbers this thing has like a 30% fatality rate.

As far as I'm aware South Korea is the only country doing widespread testing.

>>17579449
happens to everyone. it takes real losses to prove certain things to yourself

>>17579322
Etoro?

>>17579501
Inclusion of suspected cases still puts the death rate at 2.3% in China.

>>17579281
>I have contacts all over China and things are starting to go back to normal
Also: Emission data contradicts your contacts' information

>>17579635
Chinks are packed like rats, have horrible air conditions, bad diets, malnutrition, and 52% of the male population smokes (creating tons of secondhand smoke)

>>17579746
Believe it or not not everyone works at a factory.

Factories are slowly starting to open up.