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>> No.17593169

sergers as sergers
normies as normies
neets as neets

>> No.17593174
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Adrien Brody plays the funny looking short guy with big hands that I met in Palo Alto but whose name I totally forget right now

>> No.17593186

>>17593157
Anri okita as adelyn

>> No.17593190

>>17593157
Ryan Gosling could very well play Sergey if he ballooned up

>> No.17593222

would be very epic

>> No.17593270

>>17593157
Gwyneth Paltrow as Blythe Masters

>> No.17593310

who plays toasterchan

>> No.17593414

>>17593157
Holy shit the Goose would be perfect to play Sergey.

I nominate Alex Jones as Rory.

>> No.17593435

>>17593414
>I nominate Alex Jones as Rory.
Yes.

>> No.17593458
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Murphy as Ari Juels

>> No.17593479
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>>17593157
Brad Pitt as NuSergey.
>Plot leak- NuSergey fucks OldSergey in the ass, pulls his throbbing member out violently and OldSergey shits all over the floor.

>> No.17593483
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>>17593157
Would this be the movie poster

>> No.17593494

>>17593479
You must be underage or from a 3rd world country right?

>> No.17593495

>>17593186
Hitomi Tanaka is better.

>> No.17593531

>>17593483
yes

>> No.17593535
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>>17593157
Tilda Swinton as Blythe Masters

>> No.17593546

>>17593535
terrible feet

>> No.17593550

The movie should have some small snapshots of lives of random anons during different price stages. Like at $0.2-$0.4 crabbing it would show some anon drinking during night time looking at LINK memes or some wagie working and daydreaming about LINK pumping.

>> No.17593572

>>17593157
Danny McBride as Rory

>> No.17593576

>>17593458
>not ezra miller

>> No.17593620
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Jesse Heiman as /biz/ anon

>> No.17593652
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>>17593157

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can't dodge the Hodge <3

>> No.17593873
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Thomas Hodges

>> No.17593886

>>17593873
kek based

>> No.17593893
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Yohan

>> No.17593910
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Rory

>> No.17593944
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I want to see ALL of them.

>> No.17594009

>>17593157
Definitely

>> No.17594040

>>17593435
Lol

>> No.17594405
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>>17593157

>> No.17594415

Jonah Hill as Sergey
Daniel Radcliffe as Ari
Michael Cera as Thomas
Jack Black as Rory
Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter) as Vitalik

>> No.17594507
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>>17594415
and Glenn Howerton as Steve Ellis

>> No.17595167

>>17593186
No Asia akira will play adelyn

>> No.17595230

>>17593186
Scarlett Johansson as Adelyn

>> No.17595255

>>17594405
LOL RORY

>> No.17595268

>>17593186
Hitomi Is best

>> No.17595280
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Svetlana Nazarova

>> No.17595285

>>17593483
Based and redpilled

>> No.17595306
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>> No.17595339
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Dave Chappelle as Rory

>> No.17595408
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Wagner Moura as Fernando Ribeiro

>> No.17595955
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Jaden Smith as himself

>> No.17596103

>>17593157
Sergey is too handsome for Ryan Gosling to play him. Movies these days needs to be as realistic as possible

>> No.17596323
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Aziz Ansari as salty NuLinker who tries to assasinate Sergey. Hell, he can just change clothes and play all of them.

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>>17593157

>> No.17596394
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>>17593157
I think he's a fitting choice.

>> No.17596412

>>17594405
Fucking based

>> No.17596422
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Fat jessie eisenberg as sirgay, and martin starr as arie jewels

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How should they select the crowd that are from biz?

>> No.17596522

>>17593620
kek

>> No.17596538

>>17593186
Lucy Liu would be better you fucking coomers.
>>17593458 isood but >>17593576 is also a good choice
Who would play Rory and Johny?

>> No.17596572

>>17594405
Lmao at Rory

>> No.17596685

>>17593270
that would be good, or Emily Blunt

>> No.17597370
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Springer as Whale Anon

>> No.17597558

>>17595408

Kek

>> No.17597566
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>>17593157

>> No.17597591

>>17593944
Freakin gay Dennis Reynolds on the right

>> No.17597616
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With special cameo by Craig Wright (aka Satoshi)

>> No.17597634

>>17593550
this